ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (487)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

438 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-28 03:57 ID:isY1Jfza

and, insodoing, inadvertently initiated the harbinging of

439 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-04 05:55 ID:mrH5IPWc

a global plague to surpass COVID-19, called

440 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-04 08:01 ID:Uh9E2dEl

the Coomer Virus. Fortunately, the renowned epidemiologist

441 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-11 12:22 ID:ovVPduwN

Einbert Alstein designed a device that would

442 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-14 19:45 ID:/7GnNHRW

identify carriers of the virus by spraying

443 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-25 06:29 ID:Uh9E2dEl

gamer girl bath water on all the

444 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-28 03:58 ID:isY1Jfza

thirsty orbiters simping for Pokimane's illustrious online

445 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-05 14:23 ID:XQY6LSiO

feet compilation 4k hdr dolby digital. China

446 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-10 04:01 ID:BjfwwbLy

threatened to Warp Digivolve all Tiktok users

447 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-24 18:23 ID:noZbZYDk

unless King Dedede and kirby were able

448 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-28 09:48 ID:gC9fFBPx

to escort WANG BANG the rock man

449 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-28 13:57 ID:f7Qso7Eg

of dedede defeat to the Holy Mountain

450 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-29 14:56 ID:U7w2sECw

to bomb some dodongoes. He couldn't wait

451 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-01 00:40 ID:72W1sIWa

to rip Xi's circumsized penis off his

452 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-01 13:19 ID:U7w2sECw

face, where a nose should have been.

453 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-02 17:47 ID:noZbZYDk

The surgeon who completed that operation was

454 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-03 10:15 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Dr. Mario, the world-renowned expert in

455 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-05 02:22 ID:f7Qso7Eg

stealing fake medical licenses from Life Expectancy.

456 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-06 14:52 ID:mP7UptXe

Notorious for his curiously huge nose, among

457 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 05:13 ID:znY6jHMY

other deformities, Dr Mario also had a

458 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 05:14 ID:U7w2sECw

nasty case of herpes. Even so, he

459 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-07 06:54 ID:Uh9E2dEl

skillfully amputatated—with a single strike—Xi's

460 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-20 11:22 ID:WwNUUnjO

abominable excuse for a facecock. All while..

461 Name: Anonymous : 2020-10-21 16:49 ID:U7w2sECw

the BBC filmed the proceedings with a

462 Name: vc: unpeck : 2020-10-21 18:39 ID:nLYJbMXv

live commentary track by Sir David Attenborough.

463 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-04 18:10 ID:ZuTzT8+S

Surprisingly, the resulting feature became tremendously popular

464 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-05 10:24 ID:LVvMJ+68

despite having the budget of twelve nuts

465 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-05 10:46 ID:6brmVl/w

and the government of the masonic republic

466 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-06 11:01 ID:WYjvgQlQ

granted an award to the documentary team.

467 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-06 22:56 ID:Q54knwTR

The documentary team didn't accept the reward

468 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-06 22:57 ID:Q54knwTR

The documentary team didn't accept the reward

469 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-07 00:01 ID:U7w2sECw

despite being offered twice. "We only did

470 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-07 07:23 ID:krexp8GC

what the voices in our heads said

471 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-06 18:19 ID:mP7UptXe

or Mr. Attenborough will skin us and

472 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-07 20:11 ID:noZbZYDk

return our souls." This prompted the reporters

473 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-08 00:51 ID:lX0PeE/y

to repeat their MKULTRA activation phrase, which

474 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-09 13:31 ID:nLYJbMXv

was "Why is 4-ch so dead?"

(I think 4-ch is two words)

475 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-19 14:26 ID:GxH2Mk5P

This, of course, killed the exchange and

476 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-21 05:34 ID:U7w2sECw

the thread was overtaken by "gaynus" posting.

477 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-26 17:36 ID:ZE/alBQ9

gaynus then went to prison and got

478 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-26 19:06 ID:EJwe91/6

vaccinated. now that there is a microchip

479 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-27 00:19 ID:Heaven

in his rectum, all anal sex with

480 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-27 17:45 ID:mP7UptXe

him is instantly tracked and analyzed by

481 Name: Anonymous : 2021-01-27 17:58 ID:ZE/alBQ9

mr. tripfaggot will lead to aids resistance

482 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-19 10:38 ID:LHmW4Esc

but, alas, not run-on sentence resistance.

483 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-20 00:24 ID:279/pDRt

,a war crime under the grammar conventions

484 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-21 03:03 ID:rLa1K87v

He blew marijuana smoke into the screen

485 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-21 09:31 ID:1KZmbE19

and out came a baby named Iskwqpsjdbsowndsqosm.

486 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-22 15:41 ID:rLa1K87v

But the baby didn't live long because

487 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-22 20:09 ID:LHmW4Esc

Elon Musk launched it into space, to

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