He was condemned to having to eat
Costco's bulk cat food and a little
bit of urethra worms. How horrible! He
proceeded to shovel the cat food, worms
and all, into his mouth. The taste
Was actually rather good, but his stomach
was no urethra, and the worms wanted
to Kanto to Pokémon GO™ to the
toilet, where he shat out the worms
who proceeded to climb into his urethra.
But suddenly he decided to vote Democrat
but the ballot fell down his urethra
so he climbed into his urethra to
retrieve it. Please do not ask how.
Since cock self-vore was Frederico's fetish,
Frederico started to 'feel something about to happen.'
And then something happened. In his pants.
Which was impressive, since he wasn't wearing
His patented cock shaft expander, a novelty
designed to be as realistic as possible
in 80% of all situations. He summoned
the strength of the individual known as
Bartholomew the pussy bender who hated fags.
Bartholomew grabbed the nearest cat and bent
his 7 year old son over his
cat, and gently but thoroughly de-liced them.
He then burned a bundle of sticks
or twigs, also known as a faggot
(a term trademarked by Christopher "moot" Poole)
sacrificing cat and child upon the flames,
pleasing the faggot gods, who in return
elevated Bartholomew to become a gay sage.
Bartholomew then sagely observed, "4-ch is dead."
"tired of this meme", however, unbeknown to
Bartholomew, a challenger approached from Dante's urethra:
Tokiko, god of urethra worms, had awoken.
The final confrontation was about to begin
after another 700 posts. In fact, it
couldn't possibly begin until they reached Namek.
Namek was located in Squeeks' navel, thus
the world was covered in lint, and
unsuitable for sustaining any form of life
making any battles there impossible, moreover, Squeeks
Suddenly something appears out of nowhere, it's
a heinous grammatical mistake. The combatants immediately
paused their duel in order to correct
this affront against the elitist superstructure. They
pulled out their urethra worms and aimed
at the grammatical mistake. A direct hit
cut the capital S down to size.
Which was good, because S eight nine
What the FUCK is that a joke?
Suddenly, Gimli appeared, swinging his maidenly buttocks.
"And my Axe!" he said, his deodorant
reeking across the land, to great disgust
Nazi Hellbeast from Below the Hollow Earth
awakened within the stilettos. This was the
plot twist that Gimli did Nazi coming.
"I've had enough of your jokes" said
a man of somewhat Spanish ancestry, which
contractions count as one or two words?
" screamed the Spaniard, who was actually a
grammarian. Offended, Gimli sprayed him with copious
amounts of cough syrup and small mammals.
The Spanish grammarian was allergic to these
gay ass nigger faggots who suck dick
which made him die instantly. Later that
day, the Spanish navy attacked the gay ass
of Gimli in retaliation. Alas, before that;
the retribution arrived momentarily. Truth be told
, the Spanish grammarian did not actually die
, but rather, became a sort of homosexual.
It was a heinous scheme to lure
in faggots from the dreaded lands of
hispachan. The only one who could save
the world was Aang, but we know
that he's busy sucking big donkey dick.
Thus, the world fucking ended when hispachan
decided to let a big one out
into a freshly opened can of zero
sugar added semen, sourced from our friend
Dante, who subsisted on a diet of
his own semen and tokiko farts. This
resulted in a huge fucking worldwide explosion.
which was pretty cool if you ask
Megumin, who unfortunately died in the explosion.
The world is now destroyed. Nothing remains
will never find a hole to fill
with a glopping noise. But through abiogenesis,
life finds a way, eventually. It would
take 10000000000000 years, but eventually, an anus
would be formed. A penis takes longer,
but in due time, Dickbutt was born.
As the only sentient being currently alive,
it trademarked itself as Lilith. Kaworu won't
find anyone worthy of his grace unless
someone with style and a funny face