The final confrontation was about to begin
after another 700 posts. In fact, it
couldn't possibly begin until they reached Namek.
Namek was located in Squeeks' navel, thus
the world was covered in lint, and
unsuitable for sustaining any form of life
making any battles there impossible, moreover, Squeeks
Suddenly something appears out of nowhere, it's
a heinous grammatical mistake. The combatants immediately
paused their duel in order to correct
this affront against the elitist superstructure. They
pulled out their urethra worms and aimed
at the grammatical mistake. A direct hit
cut the capital S down to size.
Which was good, because S eight nine
What the FUCK is that a joke?
Suddenly, Gimli appeared, swinging his maidenly buttocks.
"And my Axe!" he said, his deodorant
reeking across the land, to great disgust
Nazi Hellbeast from Below the Hollow Earth
awakened within the stilettos. This was the
plot twist that Gimli did Nazi coming.
"I've had enough of your jokes" said
a man of somewhat Spanish ancestry, which
contractions count as one or two words?
" screamed the Spaniard, who was actually a
grammarian. Offended, Gimli sprayed him with copious
amounts of cough syrup and small mammals.
The Spanish grammarian was allergic to these
gay ass nigger faggots who suck dick
which made him die instantly. Later that
day, the Spanish navy attacked the gay ass
of Gimli in retaliation. Alas, before that;
the retribution arrived momentarily. Truth be told
, the Spanish grammarian did not actually die
, but rather, became a sort of homosexual.
It was a heinous scheme to lure
in faggots from the dreaded lands of
hispachan. The only one who could save
the world was Aang, but we know
that he's busy sucking big donkey dick.
Thus, the world fucking ended when hispachan
decided to let a big one out
into a freshly opened can of zero
sugar added semen, sourced from our friend
Dante, who subsisted on a diet of
his own semen and tokiko farts. This
resulted in a huge fucking worldwide explosion.
which was pretty cool if you ask
Megumin, who unfortunately died in the explosion.
The world is now destroyed. Nothing remains
will never find a hole to fill
with a glopping noise. But through abiogenesis,
life finds a way, eventually. It would
take 10000000000000 years, but eventually, an anus
would be formed. A penis takes longer,
but in due time, Dickbutt was born.
As the only sentient being currently alive,
it trademarked itself as Lilith. Kaworu won't
find anyone worthy of his grace unless
someone with style and a funny face
orgasms messily all over his stilettos. The
-man, or MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman for short, stood up
and drooled mindlessly, since he wasn't sentient.
And yet, he was a strong man.
Dickbutt admired the man's strength so much,
that he opened his butt for MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman.
They had many butt babies, and repopulated
the world with horrible abominations. They all
resembled the wretch once known as "Squeeks."
Squeeks, of course, was on vacation in
fortunately they all had a life expectancy
Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy.
Famous for its stroopwafels, Life Expectancy was
considered a hot tourist destination by many,
truly sophisticated traveler," mused Squeeks, rather disappointed.
Nigger nigger chicken dinner nigger nigger nigger,
Proceeded heaven, who was a wise sage
,knower of stuff. The meaning of this
cannot be fully fathomed by mere mortals,
so everyone ignored it and moved on.
Going back to Squeeks, he was furious
yet somewhat sluggish, because during his vacation
urethra worms from his cranial fecal matter
ate too many stroopwafels, becoming morbidly obese.
Squeeks considered removing the feces, the weight
was hurting his weak little legs, but
alas, the smell was just too good.
"Poopums, the magical wonder," he sighed wistfully.
His love for fecal matter would eventually
lead to his demise; the pressure on
his cranium caused him to gradually be
a brain damaged retard. Now retarded, Squeeks
no longer felt a spiritual connection to