which made him die instantly. Later that
day, the Spanish navy attacked the gay ass
of Gimli in retaliation. Alas, before that;
the retribution arrived momentarily. Truth be told
, the Spanish grammarian did not actually die
, but rather, became a sort of homosexual.
It was a heinous scheme to lure
in faggots from the dreaded lands of
hispachan. The only one who could save
the world was Aang, but we know
that he's busy sucking big donkey dick.
Thus, the world fucking ended when hispachan
decided to let a big one out
into a freshly opened can of zero
sugar added semen, sourced from our friend
Dante, who subsisted on a diet of
his own semen and tokiko farts. This
resulted in a huge fucking worldwide explosion.
which was pretty cool if you ask
Megumin, who unfortunately died in the explosion.
The world is now destroyed. Nothing remains
will never find a hole to fill
with a glopping noise. But through abiogenesis,
life finds a way, eventually. It would
take 10000000000000 years, but eventually, an anus
would be formed. A penis takes longer,
but in due time, Dickbutt was born.
As the only sentient being currently alive,
it trademarked itself as Lilith. Kaworu won't
find anyone worthy of his grace unless
someone with style and a funny face
orgasms messily all over his stilettos. The
-man, or MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman for short, stood up
and drooled mindlessly, since he wasn't sentient.
And yet, he was a strong man.
Dickbutt admired the man's strength so much,
that he opened his butt for MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman.
They had many butt babies, and repopulated
the world with horrible abominations. They all
resembled the wretch once known as "Squeeks."
Squeeks, of course, was on vacation in
fortunately they all had a life expectancy
Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy.
Famous for its stroopwafels, Life Expectancy was
considered a hot tourist destination by many,
truly sophisticated traveler," mused Squeeks, rather disappointed.
Nigger nigger chicken dinner nigger nigger nigger,
Proceeded heaven, who was a wise sage
,knower of stuff. The meaning of this
cannot be fully fathomed by mere mortals,
so everyone ignored it and moved on.
Going back to Squeeks, he was furious
yet somewhat sluggish, because during his vacation
urethra worms from his cranial fecal matter
ate too many stroopwafels, becoming morbidly obese.
Squeeks considered removing the feces, the weight
was hurting his weak little legs, but
alas, the smell was just too good.
"Poopums, the magical wonder," he sighed wistfully.
His love for fecal matter would eventually
lead to his demise; the pressure on
his cranium caused him to gradually be
a brain damaged retard. Now retarded, Squeeks
no longer felt a spiritual connection to
tanasinn, as one must choose not to
delve into the knowledge of the fecal
God's absolute omniscience while having low IQ.
Eons later, Life Expectancy became the home
of the horrible abominations who all resembled
Squeeks. They built a statue of feces
in honor of their great (shitty) leader,
for them to worship five times daily.
In this society, the abominations that resembled
the unholy union between man and troll
known to us as Squeeks would regularly
smear shit all over their milky bodies
in an erotic manner, which pissed off
Killing a beast in a godly way
, KaBiaGW for short, who was a vampire.
Such was his anger that his veins
would shoot out of his asshole, requiring
the noted specialist in vampire hemorrhoids, Dr.
Jijotion (that was what the captcha said)
(although the captcha is known to lie)
(causing suspicion that her name was Jamution.)
This can't be, I'm in charge here!
" Smith to fly into his anus to
initiate a transformation into a large pine.
"ksshhhhk roger roger ksshhhk khsskkk" and thus
KaBiaGW died a horrible and painful death.
and was never heard of again. Meanwhile
the abominations had started developing technology such
as
machine which breeds niggers like rabbits
. Basque niggers, to be exact. Of course,
it just wouldn't be a jamberoo without
