homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.
longed for the taste of his magnificent
all beef chili. The secret ingredient was
the freshest spinach in all the land.
Kirby was just in the process of
harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when
Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly
burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly
in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing
yourself, when you could be blowing me!”
Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,
"what the actual fuck am i doing?"
So he went outside, taking time to
start a bunch more bad threads first.
"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"
Desperate to leave his vile mark on
Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take
a huge hit from his bong, before
the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.
A huge cock killed moot-kun
for posting six words and not seven.
(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)
For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen
the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.
Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"
Charge Man was impressed and began to
ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.
The steaming hot train robot jizz was
a calamitous catastrophe of degenerative coomer carnage.
This orgy of destruction would end, however
when anuses were posted on every board.
Such heinous sight would not be tolerated
except by a certain anus connoisseur named
Vladimir Pootin. Vlad was the president of
the Based Proto-Theocracy of Capitalist Prussia
until twoot cummed on all dem boiz
and, insodoing, inadvertently initiated the harbinging of
a global plague to surpass COVID-19, called
the Coomer Virus. Fortunately, the renowned epidemiologist
Einbert Alstein designed a device that would
identify carriers of the virus by spraying
gamer girl bath water on all the
thirsty orbiters simping for Pokimane's illustrious online
feet compilation 4k hdr dolby digital. China
threatened to Warp Digivolve all Tiktok users
unless King Dedede and kirby were able
to escort WANG BANG the rock man
of dedede defeat to the Holy Mountain
to bomb some dodongoes. He couldn't wait
to rip Xi's circumsized penis off his
face, where a nose should have been.
The surgeon who completed that operation was
Dr. Mario, the world-renowned expert in
Notorious for his curiously huge nose, among
other deformities, Dr Mario also had a
nasty case of herpes. Even so, he
skillfully amputatated—with a single strike—Xi's
the BBC filmed the proceedings with a
live commentary track by Sir David Attenborough.
Surprisingly, the resulting feature became tremendously popular
despite having the budget of twelve nuts
and the government of the masonic republic
granted an award to the documentary team.
The documentary team didn't accept the reward
The documentary team didn't accept the reward
despite being offered twice. "We only did
what the voices in our heads said
or Mr. Attenborough will skin us and
return our souls." This prompted the reporters
to repeat their MKULTRA activation phrase, which
was "Why is 4-ch so dead?"
(I think 4-ch is two words)
This, of course, killed the exchange and
the thread was overtaken by "gaynus" posting.
gaynus then went to prison and got
vaccinated. now that there is a microchip
him is instantly tracked and analyzed by
mr. tripfaggot will lead to aids resistance
but, alas, not run-on sentence resistance.
,a war crime under the grammar conventions
He blew marijuana smoke into the screen
and out came a baby named Iskwqpsjdbsowndsqosm.
But the baby didn't live long because
Elon Musk launched it into space, to