My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
Remember, drugs are bad.
This didn't make sense the first time and it certainly doesn't make any more sense now.
Reported for trolling.
It didn't make sense the first time I read it, but only because I read "underwear weighing test".
so... you're fat and lie about your weight or something?
What is it that doesn't make sense?
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.
No, I am not obese. The same goes for my sister. She is not obese.
so the problem here is your mother doing something for you and your sister without asking you?
something similar to take you guys somewhere without consulting if you want to go?
You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.
She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)
It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.
yes
and I still don't see why your mother "stooped so low"
is it so bad that she wanted to try the underwater weighing method instead of the convencional one without consulting you first?
or is it the fact that she scheduled without asking if you were free?
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.
I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
so....because you both didn't take a shower and because your sister enjoyed staying underwater with pants and bra and because she pretend to pull her hair into ponytails but didn't that your mother stooped low?
ok so I think I get it now there were other people there you smelled bad and had to wear tight pants. TERRIBLE those people must have thought you were some sort of vagabond and worse there were girls there watching you I get it and your sister made a fool of herself. It happens people embarrass themselves all the time it's part or living don't blame it on your mother.
I am a clean person, same goes for my sister. And I don't smell bad, same goes for my sister.
My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.
It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.
......and your mother stooped low how?
This seriously makes no sense whatsoever. I hold to my previous statement "Drugs are bad"
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. So I was mad at my mother and I wasn't going to take a shower if she said I had to but she let me skip the shower. Anyways I wasn't thinking well and was saving time (saving time by not taking a shower too) so I posted the topic title that I thought of because I was mad.
More about the hair:
She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.
More about my sister:
My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water.
>No, I am not obese. The same goes for my sister. She is not obese.
But you're both still fat? overweight? Chubby? normal? what?
>My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water.
So your mom stooped so low because you founf your sister hot like that?
I don't feel attracted towards any of my family members.
About the water:
The water is located in a room that is different than the office. It is in a different location. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in a different room than the doctors office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in the room with the water.
This thread makes me oscillate between the amused and the utterly confused.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
Hair. It has something to do with his sister and the actions she is taking with her hair.
However, scientists are still working out whether this could possibly be relevant to anything.
what the fuck is this
I am 16 and my sister is 17
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Before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I completed my underwater tests which were underwater, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.
This process then goes repeated for my sister.
The reason I am mad is because I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.
Ah, so you're mad because you spent your day off school by doing something your mother decided to do? Why didn't you say that sooner?
Some factors made this to be harder to deduce like your main language not being english. But anyway, analyzing this thread...
What does the process of weighting underwater have to do with this?
Why did you even bother describing the whole process, how it was in a different room than the doctor's office?
What does your sister's hair have to do with all this?
What does your sister wearing tight pants and sport bra have to do with this?
What does your sister skipping shower have to do with this?
She may be hot and may look even hottter wearing tight pants and sports bras with pony tail on underwater but, as far as I can see, have NOTHING to do about YOU being mad because your mother decided how you would spend your day off.
But we can forgive you if you post some pics of your sister. If you post her in the described outfit we will be even.
<i>>>But we can forgive you if you post some pics of your sister. If you post her in the described outfit we will be even.</i>
ROFL
your mother didn't stooped low, being a bitch, getting into alcoholism, stealing, lying, etc is stooping low, maybe you meant to say "how can my mom be so wicked?"
>>30
No, IMO, either works. People also use "stoop so low" to describe other people doing unexpectedly wicked things to them.
The problem here is that what he said doesn't sound especially wicked, nor did he give an explanation for why she did so.
lol, sorry. I read the title and thought your mom wrote a tell-all book.
Well, at least you know your health condition. I guess that's what mothers do.
I don't think you people are understading, so i will explain again:
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.
My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra. I had to ware tight clothing as well.
My sister enjoyed the tight clothing. I would have enjoyed the tight clothing but however I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.
My house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower.
My sister also did not take a shower before taking the underwater test that got us wet.
>>34
What I wrote at >>29 is wrong than?
You're not angry because your mother decided what you're going to do on your day off school?
You're angry because your sisted wasn't mad like you, but worse, she enjoyed it all?
I still don't get why you're describing everything, from your house to the doctor's office to what your sister was wearing.
Is it really important to know that you live in a house with a kitchen, two bathrooms, one living room, one dining room and three bedrooms? Oh, and a basement?
Wait, are you mad because you had to wet yourself? You dislike to take showers? And when you though that on that day you would spend the whole day without touching water your mother took you to take that underwater weighting?
Your last post made everything even more obscure, therefore you must post pics of your sister happy in those thight clothes plus some nudes of her so we can be even.
Also, taking a shower is not so bad. Even better when a girl is with you. Try to take a shower with your sister, I'm sure you'll enjoy it even more.
So instead of taking a shower, on your day off (from what?) you got to go swimming. OMG that's terrible.
An off shower day is a day when i don't have to take a shower. On non off shower days my mother makes me take a shower.
I thought you would like to know what rooms were contained in my house.
I didn't shower because my mom gave me an off shower day. same goes for my sister.
I don't see why you would need photos of my sister.
I GOT IT. You are mad because she told you it was an off-shower day but tricked you in getting wet with the underwater weighting test. Is that it?
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I still don't see what's wrong with taking a shower... why you consider it bad. Do you have to shower in cold water, does your mom scrub you, is it cold in your house, or what? I can understand being upset that you had to waste a day off from school by going to the doctor. The part about your sister not being able to put her hair in a ponytail is just creepy though, like the doctor was enjoying watching her or something. It's not like that would have changed how much she weighed or anything.
When did her sister's hair become a subject?
I want to stop reading this but I just can't.
how old are you?
I told the whole story. I even told you all about my house and my sister. There are no parts missing to this story. What are you people not understanding about the story.
Look, I didn't want to be the first one to say it, but... I think the only solution to your problem is masturbating to the thought of your sister in her swimming suit. Imagine how each portion of smooth skin is bunched up underneath, hardly able to breath, waiting to be released from that nylon cocoon. Smile at her innocently while she takes it all off right before your eyes. Walk slowly over to her. Kiss her. Grab her. Cry because it isn't real.
You need to stop being so ambiguous and just say what the problem is instead of reposting your story and expecting us to figure out what the problem is. It seems that you are completely aware of what is making you angry, but you refuse to share that problem with us. It's like you're basically going to a doctor fully aware of what part of your body is in pain, but not telling the doctor where it hurts, forcing him to examine every part of your body, wasting his time and yours. Where is the logic behind this?
As I said before I don't feel attracted towards my family members.
I think I have explained everything already.
You know if you've ever seen girls that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't. That's what my sister did. The same way the girls I see at the YMCA.
My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.
Seriously, what do you want to know?
Is this the longest this particular pasta has ever lasted? I think so. Kudos, OP, you have the trolling patience of a pro.
>>52
Answer these question with YES or NO.
1) Are you mad at your mother because you had to wet yourself on a day you would NOT take a shower?
2) Are you mad at your mother because your sister wanted to pull a ponytail but the doctor prohibited?
3) Are you mad at someone because your wanted to pull a ponytail but the doctor prohibited?
4) Are you mad at someone because your sister enjoyed taking the underwater weighting test?
5) Is it too hard do simply say what is making you angry?
6) Do you have pictures of your sister to share?
>>53
...you're far off. I think http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/136316639/p71 is teh original.
I think I get it. You don't like swim suits but your sister, who likes to show off, liked it, and as a teenage girl this feels like an emotional tragedy.
Kid, if you think that was a bad experience you are in for a shock as you start growing up.
OP here, the underwater weight test was not a shock for me, same goes for my sister.
>>55 lol wut.
I was actually thrilled to see this topic at the top of the list.
The funniest thing about all this is some of you guys got genuinely annoyed by the troll.
Well done OP, i've been captivated.
Anyone interpret the thread title a little differently than what was posted?
I thought it was just another case of couger incest at first... Then read that it was less fail and more boring.
This exact same thing has been posted on many other sites. It is copypasta. Let the thread die.
This guy is pissing me off.....
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Your mom is the fucking devil woman.
DEVIL.
WOMAN.
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>>73
This, but sincerely. This is a wonderful thread and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
was the water wet?