I can't believe my mom stooped so low... (77)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-06 12:07 ID:HAE4Fpdy

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

28 Name: OP : 2008-09-07 21:00 ID:HAE4Fpdy

I am 16 and my sister is 17

Before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I completed my underwater tests which were underwater, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

This process then goes repeated for my sister.

The reason I am mad is because I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-07 23:55 ID:2sXi0fBk

Ah, so you're mad because you spent your day off school by doing something your mother decided to do? Why didn't you say that sooner?
Some factors made this to be harder to deduce like your main language not being english. But anyway, analyzing this thread...
What does the process of weighting underwater have to do with this?
Why did you even bother describing the whole process, how it was in a different room than the doctor's office?
What does your sister's hair have to do with all this?
What does your sister wearing tight pants and sport bra have to do with this?
What does your sister skipping shower have to do with this?
She may be hot and may look even hottter wearing tight pants and sports bras with pony tail on underwater but, as far as I can see, have NOTHING to do about YOU being mad because your mother decided how you would spend your day off.
But we can forgive you if you post some pics of your sister. If you post her in the described outfit we will be even.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 02:20 ID:Zp9QZme7


<i>>>But we can forgive you if you post some pics of your sister. If you post her in the described outfit we will be even.</i>


your mother didn't stooped low, being a bitch, getting into alcoholism, stealing, lying, etc is stooping low, maybe you meant to say "how can my mom be so wicked?"

31 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 04:25 ID:Heaven


32 Name: sage : 2008-09-08 09:30 ID:Heaven

No, IMO, either works. People also use "stoop so low" to describe other people doing unexpectedly wicked things to them.

The problem here is that what he said doesn't sound especially wicked, nor did he give an explanation for why she did so.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 10:33 ID:Or/I72zf


lol, sorry. I read the title and thought your mom wrote a tell-all book.

Well, at least you know your health condition. I guess that's what mothers do.

34 Name: OP : 2008-09-08 12:42 ID:HAE4Fpdy

I don't think you people are understading, so i will explain again:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra. I had to ware tight clothing as well.

My sister enjoyed the tight clothing. I would have enjoyed the tight clothing but however I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.

My house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower.

My sister also did not take a shower before taking the underwater test that got us wet.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 14:21 ID:2sXi0fBk

What I wrote at >>29 is wrong than?
You're not angry because your mother decided what you're going to do on your day off school?
You're angry because your sisted wasn't mad like you, but worse, she enjoyed it all?

I still don't get why you're describing everything, from your house to the doctor's office to what your sister was wearing.
Is it really important to know that you live in a house with a kitchen, two bathrooms, one living room, one dining room and three bedrooms? Oh, and a basement?

Wait, are you mad because you had to wet yourself? You dislike to take showers? And when you though that on that day you would spend the whole day without touching water your mother took you to take that underwater weighting?

Your last post made everything even more obscure, therefore you must post pics of your sister happy in those thight clothes plus some nudes of her so we can be even.

Also, taking a shower is not so bad. Even better when a girl is with you. Try to take a shower with your sister, I'm sure you'll enjoy it even more.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 14:53 ID:Heaven


Just stop, please. Please stop.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 17:30 ID:Heaven

This is embarrassing.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 19:53 ID:IE6F5CdP


sorry, english is not my first language


really, I don't understand why the fuck you are describing your home

...hey, maybe he has a mental illness O_o

39 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 20:21 ID:SrUUvP+x

So instead of taking a shower, on your day off (from what?) you got to go swimming. OMG that's terrible.

40 Name: OP : 2008-09-08 20:41 ID:HAE4Fpdy

An off shower day is a day when i don't have to take a shower. On non off shower days my mother makes me take a shower.

I thought you would like to know what rooms were contained in my house.

I didn't shower because my mom gave me an off shower day. same goes for my sister.

I don't see why you would need photos of my sister.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 20:59 ID:RmnqYo70

I GOT IT. You are mad because she told you it was an off-shower day but tricked you in getting wet with the underwater weighting test. Is that it?

42 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 21:31 ID:R/LO6E53


43 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-08 22:26 ID:SrUUvP+x

I still don't see what's wrong with taking a shower... why you consider it bad. Do you have to shower in cold water, does your mom scrub you, is it cold in your house, or what? I can understand being upset that you had to waste a day off from school by going to the doctor. The part about your sister not being able to put her hair in a ponytail is just creepy though, like the doctor was enjoying watching her or something. It's not like that would have changed how much she weighed or anything.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 01:37 ID:Heaven

This board sure is trolled easily.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 06:49 ID:Heaven

You're either not clever or not playful.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 07:38 ID:Heaven

When did her sister's hair become a subject?

I want to stop reading this but I just can't.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 08:09 ID:LIgeNZEW

how old are you?

48 Name: OP : 2008-09-09 08:21 ID:HAE4Fpdy


I told the whole story. I even told you all about my house and my sister. There are no parts missing to this story. What are you people not understanding about the story.

49 Name: OP : 2008-09-09 08:23 ID:HAE4Fpdy


I am 16 and my sister is 17

50 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 08:39 ID:Heaven


Look, I didn't want to be the first one to say it, but... I think the only solution to your problem is masturbating to the thought of your sister in her swimming suit. Imagine how each portion of smooth skin is bunched up underneath, hardly able to breath, waiting to be released from that nylon cocoon. Smile at her innocently while she takes it all off right before your eyes. Walk slowly over to her. Kiss her. Grab her. Cry because it isn't real.

51 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 08:44 ID:LIgeNZEW


You need to stop being so ambiguous and just say what the problem is instead of reposting your story and expecting us to figure out what the problem is. It seems that you are completely aware of what is making you angry, but you refuse to share that problem with us. It's like you're basically going to a doctor fully aware of what part of your body is in pain, but not telling the doctor where it hurts, forcing him to examine every part of your body, wasting his time and yours. Where is the logic behind this?

52 Name: OP : 2008-09-09 11:08 ID:HAE4Fpdy


As I said before I don't feel attracted towards my family members.


I think I have explained everything already.

You know if you've ever seen girls that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't. That's what my sister did. The same way the girls I see at the YMCA.

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

Seriously, what do you want to know?

53 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 13:52 ID:Heaven

Is this the longest this particular pasta has ever lasted? I think so. Kudos, OP, you have the trolling patience of a pro.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 15:21 ID:2sXi0fBk

Answer these question with YES or NO.
1) Are you mad at your mother because you had to wet yourself on a day you would NOT take a shower?
2) Are you mad at your mother because your sister wanted to pull a ponytail but the doctor prohibited?
3) Are you mad at someone because your wanted to pull a ponytail but the doctor prohibited?
4) Are you mad at someone because your sister enjoyed taking the underwater weighting test?
5) Is it too hard do simply say what is making you angry?
6) Do you have pictures of your sister to share?

55 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-09 18:56 ID:Heaven

...you're far off. I think http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/136316639/p71 is teh original.

56 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-10 09:26 ID:pOlwkXl4


I think I get it. You don't like swim suits but your sister, who likes to show off, liked it, and as a teenage girl this feels like an emotional tragedy.

57 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-10 09:50 ID:Heaven


Oh. Holy shit.

58 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-10 13:52 ID:Heaven



59 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-10 18:06 ID:Heaven


60 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-24 07:54 ID:DETXv0GF

Kid, if you think that was a bad experience you are in for a shock as you start growing up.

61 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-24 08:15 ID:JvXkuUAo


OP here, the underwater weight test was not a shock for me, same goes for my sister.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-24 15:41 ID:Heaven

>>55 lol wut.

I was actually thrilled to see this topic at the top of the list.

63 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-24 21:04 ID:Heaven

LOL, the forum topic has over 70 pages of replies.

64 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-25 21:46 ID:j8aCnSSe

The funniest thing about all this is some of you guys got genuinely annoyed by the troll.

Well done OP, i've been captivated.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-25 22:15 ID:QM0IwK21

Anyone interpret the thread title a little differently than what was posted?

I thought it was just another case of couger incest at first... Then read that it was less fail and more boring.

66 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-26 10:33 ID:Heaven

This exact same thing has been posted on many other sites. It is copypasta. Let the thread die.

67 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-26 15:28 ID:dSFmEJ6/

68 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-27 00:22 ID:Heaven

So are you

69 Name: Anonymous : 2008-09-27 09:45 ID:Heaven


70 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-01 19:42 ID:Heaven


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71 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-11 00:26 ID:PhhA7qHT

Your mom is the fucking devil woman.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-23 20:20 ID:WVKaAy1d


73 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-24 09:06 ID:Heaven

Thank you for bumping 4 year old copypasta.

74 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-24 10:18 ID:Heaven

This, but sincerely. This is a wonderful thread and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

75 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-15 18:21 ID:FgY9GQyz

was the water wet?

76 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-15 22:16 ID:Heaven

Thank you for bumping 8 year old copypasta.

77 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-17 22:29 ID:Heaven

This, but sincerely. This is a wonderful thread and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

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