[Suggestion] New Board: "Observations About This Website Being Dead" (38)

1 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-05-12 07:07 ID:lYWjQYeb

On a fairly regular basis, General receives posts claiming that 4-ch is dead or dying, or asking about how to prevent 4-ch from dying, or asking if anyone still posts. Seeing as it seems that the demand to discuss this topic is great enough, it would be nice to see this get it's own board. In fact, it may turn out to be the fastest board on 4-ch yet!
Preliminary calculations from the finest scientists over at the Elitist Superstructure suggest that an "Observations About This Website Being Dead" board would receive roughly 238% more posts than all the leading textboards combined! It would be practically criminal for 4-ch to not pursue such a wonderful opportunity for growth.

I must insist, for the good of our thriving community, that such a board is created immediately and that all "dead board" threads currently found on General be moved there with haste.

2 Name: dix boner : 2019-05-13 03:31 ID:Heaven

My name is dix boner and I second this notion

3 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-05-21 10:01 ID:n7beJB+I


4 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-06-09 03:54 ID:jQEnPBTb

4th'd! Once they get sent to their own board, we can finally go back to being dead.

5 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-06-30 22:43 ID:vMecl5CR

Is this ironic or sincere? And would it work?

6 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-07-01 11:02 ID:Heaven

The thread was made as a joke, but it would be pretty funny to see this actually happen.

vc: fage

7 Name: infowars.com : 2019-08-20 00:30 ID:Heaven


8 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-10-28 09:22 ID:SeQJjStW

But really, it's a good idea.

9 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-14 22:00 ID:JHm7DVCq

i agree 100%, keep the site clean, fugg metafags

10 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-18 13:04 ID:Heaven

Haven't you heard? The "dead board" fad has left us, the latest craze is complaining about low-quality posts and accusing other users of being from 4chan!

11 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-22 14:08 ID:mtaDB7jC

I think some asshat posted 4-ch on some /g/ thread about net nostalgia and now we have an infestation of wannabe "programmers" that use soyjack etiquette in all of their posts

12 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-23 05:29 ID:Heaven

Interesting theory. The obvious follow-up question then, is, who among this group that accuses others of being from niggertits lurks half-/g/ enough to be aware of this thread and how does that not make them a hypocritical "4channer" themself?

13 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-23 05:35 ID:Heaven

Pretty sure they got bored already and left. Most 4channers cannot stand not getting replies every minute. They are addicted to dopamine.

14 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-28 13:32 ID:5zPcNhJr

From my observation, it seems it's a common phenomenon across all low traffic forums. Users will typically comment on how dead it is or try to create a scheme to attract more users. I've seen many forums die but 4channel seems to stick around. Maybe it's the tenacity of the maintainers or it's users?

15 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-01-18 20:14 ID:Heaven

Please ssz, General is filled with "HI GUYZ IS THIS BAORD DEAD?" threads. This board needs to happen. Put a big red flashing banner atop all the other boards telling them that "dead board" threads go to the "is 4-ch dead?" board.
Maybe move the shittier threads there as well. We could use our own version of Limbo.

16 Name: ssz!8KKxaxpAFg (Admin) : 2022-01-22 00:25 ID:Heaven

Cooked up something and transferred over the first ferry-load of threads. Putting up a small announcement once I've finished styling it.

17 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-09-26 20:03 ID:srt5SG6W


18 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-09-27 01:32 ID:Heaven

I feel like I ghostwrote this thread.

19 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-10-30 08:00 ID:EhlYyVWF


20 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-10-30 10:36 ID:EhlYyVWF

We need a mega board which shows the top most active threads.

21 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-11-02 14:25 ID:Heaven

>>20 You can find that bullshit elsewhere

22 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-11-12 19:42 ID:Heaven

I double >>20, lack of it bothered me enough to write my own userscript that does a similar thing. Though, main feed you can customize by "subscribing" to boards and threads that interest you is much more useful than just an overboard.

23 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-12-25 16:12 ID:Heaven

>>20,22 Nahh is it really so hard to just look at the boards?

24 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-02-20 08:07 ID:gqVJ4thh

It’s not about looking at the boards. Sometimes someone just wants to see the top recently bumped threads across the whole site. Some boards are pretty quiet so the top posts can still be relatively less active. It’s just easier to have one webpage showing the hot threads in once place.

25 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-02-20 19:11 ID:Heaven

bumping is gay

26 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-03-10 14:34 ID:969XWAR4

This is a BBS site. You should be using an RSS feeder to notify you.

27 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-03-12 11:04 ID:wX/xK0xZ

What RSS feeder do you recommend?

28 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-03-13 13:10 ID:Heaven


>It’s not about looking at the boards. Sometimes someone just wants to see the newest posts on the boards

29 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-04-17 15:56 ID:srt5SG6W

overboards are gay

30 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-10-25 13:43 ID:ll6F+5rz

>You are banned! ;_;

Lol, took a while to see what lazy triggers would oust the ideologically crippled britfag in charge of this place. And here I thought the removals of posts shitting on chinks and russians many months ago were justifiable attempts at combatting /pol/ rhetoric on a supposedly apolitical place.
Coupled with the removal of ye olde threads and the crippling filters on /img/ it's safe to confirm four dash tchee has entered it's permanent and irrecoverable enshittification phase.

31 Name: ssz!!(Admin) : 2023-10-25 14:19 ID:Heaven

The Israel/Hamas thread was moved to /current/ (where it belongs), and your post was moved to the trash (where it belongs) for being remarkably close to the type of garbage you occasionally see on the Secret Area (where you belong (?)). If it's any consolation, (I think) this is the first non-spam/pizza ban in over a year :)

32 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-10-28 12:12 ID:Heaven


>it's permanent

You mean “its permanent”
It's = it is
Its = of or relating to it

33 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2023-12-20 00:18 ID:z7dyzehM

What's the secret area? It sounds like something bad like 99chan's old hellboard for banned users, but you make it sound enticing.

34 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2024-01-02 13:47 ID:Heaven

>>33 A different web sight

35 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2024-02-08 04:11 ID:JNOHehEZ

just passing by

36 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2024-02-12 16:38 ID:agsYAAJ4

>>32 there s permanence, ********

37 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2024-02-15 10:03 ID:Heaven

>>36 You missed an apostrophe in there's

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