[Suggestion] New Board: "Observations About This Website Being Dead" (16)

1 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-05-12 07:07 ID:lYWjQYeb

On a fairly regular basis, General receives posts claiming that 4-ch is dead or dying, or asking about how to prevent 4-ch from dying, or asking if anyone still posts. Seeing as it seems that the demand to discuss this topic is great enough, it would be nice to see this get it's own board. In fact, it may turn out to be the fastest board on 4-ch yet!
Preliminary calculations from the finest scientists over at the Elitist Superstructure suggest that an "Observations About This Website Being Dead" board would receive roughly 238% more posts than all the leading textboards combined! It would be practically criminal for 4-ch to not pursue such a wonderful opportunity for growth.

I must insist, for the good of our thriving community, that such a board is created immediately and that all "dead board" threads currently found on General be moved there with haste.

2 Name: dix boner : 2019-05-13 03:31 ID:Heaven

My name is dix boner and I second this notion

3 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-05-21 10:01 ID:n7beJB+I

HEAR HEAR

4 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-06-09 03:54 ID:jQEnPBTb

4th'd! Once they get sent to their own board, we can finally go back to being dead.

5 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-06-30 22:43 ID:vMecl5CR

Is this ironic or sincere? And would it work?

6 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2019-07-01 11:02 ID:Heaven

The thread was made as a joke, but it would be pretty funny to see this actually happen.

vc: fage

7 Name: infowars.com : 2019-08-20 00:30 ID:Heaven

sage

8 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-10-28 09:22 ID:SeQJjStW

But really, it's a good idea.

9 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-14 22:00 ID:JHm7DVCq

i agree 100%, keep the site clean, fugg metafags

10 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-18 13:04 ID:Heaven

Haven't you heard? The "dead board" fad has left us, the latest craze is complaining about low-quality posts and accusing other users of being from 4chan!

11 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-22 14:08 ID:mtaDB7jC

I think some asshat posted 4-ch on some /g/ thread about net nostalgia and now we have an infestation of wannabe "programmers" that use soyjack etiquette in all of their posts

12 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-23 05:29 ID:Heaven

>>10
>>11
Interesting theory. The obvious follow-up question then, is, who among this group that accuses others of being from niggertits lurks half-/g/ enough to be aware of this thread and how does that not make them a hypocritical "4channer" themself?

13 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-23 05:35 ID:Heaven

>>11
Pretty sure they got bored already and left. Most 4channers cannot stand not getting replies every minute. They are addicted to dopamine.

14 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2021-12-28 13:32 ID:5zPcNhJr

>>1
From my observation, it seems it's a common phenomenon across all low traffic forums. Users will typically comment on how dead it is or try to create a scheme to attract more users. I've seen many forums die but 4channel seems to stick around. Maybe it's the tenacity of the maintainers or it's users?

15 Name: Anonymous Advisor : 2022-01-18 20:14 ID:Heaven

Please ssz, General is filled with "HI GUYZ IS THIS BAORD DEAD?" threads. This board needs to happen. Put a big red flashing banner atop all the other boards telling them that "dead board" threads go to the "is 4-ch dead?" board.
Maybe move the shittier threads there as well. We could use our own version of Limbo.

16 Name: ssz!8KKxaxpAFg (Admin) : 2022-01-22 00:25 ID:Heaven

Cooked up something and transferred over the first ferry-load of threads. Putting up a small announcement once I've finished styling it.

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