ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 18:05

>>500 is using an ancient panda dialect

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 18:48

>>501 from China, >>501 make joke, >>501 make panda urine in your coke!!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:42

>>502 Pees black and white because he is a Panda.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:00

>>503 is a shaved panda. Traitor!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:02

>>504 wears Panda toupees.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 15:44

The previous poster is a panda.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 19:01

>>506
Is planning to headbutt us all.

508 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 1993-09-5616 20:09

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(='.'=)
(")_(") >>507

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 22:51

>>508 has disguised himself cleverly as a bunny, but we know him to be a panda nonetheless.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 01:42

>>509 He is the Angry Nintendo Panda who plays fake consoles and would rather have a musk ox take a diarrhea dump in his ear.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 02:19

>>510 thinks like a panda and has black and white thoughts.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:23

>>511 dreams of being a thunder panda, because he is not content with being just a regular panda.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:38

>>512 Made a comic when he was 15 in which 5 elemental pandas save the world. He drew it with crayons on banboo leaves.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 16:59

>>513

Made a comic when he was 15 in which a boy Panda who controls all the elements saves the world with his friends, a girl Panda who controls water, a blind Panda who controls earth, and a boy Panda who can't do shit other than be comic relief. He fought against the evil Fire Panda empire.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 12:00

>>514
Eats shoots and leaves.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:49

Is the drug dealing Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur, and hides black tar heroine in his black fur.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 02:49

>>516 is a Panda who believes it's rude to point.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 15:23

>>517 was sent to Japan to improve diplomatic relations.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 17:05

>>518 is Richard Nixon.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:43

>>519 Is the first George Bush.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 19:37

>>520 is throw up on PM of Japan.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:55

>>521 is a panda who as of last year was appointed the head of the Chinese agriculture department.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 03:32

>>522 Is a good ol' country Panda

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:48

>>523 is Eris, Panda of Discord.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 03:58

>>524 is a Panda

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 05:46

>>525 is a blunt Panda

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:05

>>526 Is a bong panda

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 04:28

>>527 Eats, shoots, and leaves.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:08

>>528 is a sick, disgusting, deranged Panda.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 06:48

>>529 is an otherwise unexceptional panda with a secret.

531 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 1993-09-5663 10:23

>>530 is an unoriginal panda

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 23:16

>>531 Is a retarded Panda

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:34

>>532 is a thalidomide Panda.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:08

>>533 is a cyanide panda.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:35

>>534 is a westside panda.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 03:39

>>535 is an embarrassment to his pandarents.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:10

>>536 went to the hospital to get an apandaectomy.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 20:06

>>537 Posted here because there is a strong wifi signal at the zoo.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 22:39

>>538
is a >>1 panda

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 02:19

>>539 thinks his mustache will full everyone but we all know that he is a panda.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 12:32

>>540 is a moustache-eating panda.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:59

>>541 is a panda with no wife, no horse, and no mustache.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 09:32

>>542 is 'alf a panda tuppenny rice, 'alf a panda treacle.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 23:16

>>543 Is a married Panda that is happy to have the typical sex life of a married man

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 07:17

>>544 is a single panda who, coincidentally also has the typical sex life of a married panda.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 15:22

>>545 Is a Panda that works as a greeter in a major airport in China.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 05:48

>>546 is a Panda of great renown.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:04

>>547 Is an ronery Panda.
So...
Very...
Ronery...

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:06

>>548
PANDA KOPANDA!

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:01

>>549 Is the Panda that was arrested for eating a bamboo plant in a private garden.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 20:47

>>550 is a tired panda.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 21:58

>>551 is a panda of great exurberance

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:50

>>552 is one of around 1,600 pandas in the whole world.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:29

>>553 is a strong and brave panda!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 00:37

>>554 Is a black wheelchair-bound mentally retarded French Creole Hindu asexual woman panda of Jewish ancestry.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:55

>>555
Is a kike panda. Welcome to my oven.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 14:28

>>556 is an incarcerated Panda after being arrested for killing Pandas, an endangered species.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5816 18:18

>>557 is a panda with a big pimple on the end of its nose, driving it crazy.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5816 20:33

>>558 is a sad and depressed panda.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 12:24

>>559 is a pink panda

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:38

>>560 Is an Eirc Cartman panda

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 15:47

>>561 is a dyslexic panda.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 20:08

>>562 is a GAR panda, fighting to save the world for all panda-kind.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:12

>>563
Is a panda hooker with a heart of gold.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:51

>>564 is a strong but desperate panda.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 20:25

>>565
causes pandamonium wherever he goes.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 21:18

>>566 brought on the pandapocalypse so hard that my captcha is bearen.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:20

>>567 was jailed for breaking into a garden store and eating all the bamboo.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 02:06

>>568 and >>567 are pandas. they ahev a large torso and they pick bamboo from the ground w/ their forepaws. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages they will break into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 22:58

>>569 Is a dumb zoo-dwelling Panda that thinks the bamboo forests of China have wifi signals and forest-dwelling Pandas have computers.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 01:25

>>570
Ignored this thread, hoping people would forget about how he is a a panda

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 02:30

>>571 is a stuttering panda.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 13:18

>>572 is a forgotten panda brought into the light!

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 01:17

>>573 Is a Panda archaeologist that digs up things from the past, and studies extinct bamboo species.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 16:55

>>574 is Indiepanda Jones.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:53

>>575 Is the panda that went to the library and got a book which lists all species of bamboo.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 02:05

>>576 is mighty grand as pandas go.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 01:09

>>577 is a p cool panda.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 00:49

>>578 read >>570's post and it made him a sad panda.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 14:03

gogpgo

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 17:05

>>580 is an unfortunate panda

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:00

>>581 is a very lucky panda indeed.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:33

>>582 Placed a winning bet in a horse race, and became the richest panda in the world.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:38

>>583 Is a panda that bough black hair dye and pretended to be a real bear, but he can't fool anyone when he eats bamboo.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:26

>>584 is a jealous panda that wish he thought of using hair dye first.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:17

>>585 Is an anime otaku panda that dyed his fur blue and then wore a sailor suit.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 13:45

>>586 is a really fat, smelly panda with huge boils all over.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:35

>>587 is not only a dermatologist but also a panda.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 18:59

>>588 is not only a proctologist but also a panda.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 19:07

>>589 Has necrotic lesions on the penile area from repetetive mechanical trauma.
HAHAHA, I PWNZ U LOL!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:19

>>590 is a panda that thinks ironic netspeech is the proper way to end a post.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 22:20

>>591 is a silly little panda that thinks a period is the proper way to end a post

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 16:42

>>592 is a condescending panda who thinks he's better than everyone else.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 20:54

>>593 is better than everyone else, because he's a panda.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 01:12

>>594 is just a panda,

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:04

>>595 stands head and shoulders above the rest of the pandas.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 13:07

>>596 is a dandruff-free panda

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 17:39

>>597 is a terminally itchy panda.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:09

>>598 panders to other, bigger pandas.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 22:22

>>599 is the alpha male of a pack of 600 pandas.

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