ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 22:21

>>800 Bought and wore a mask so people thought he wasn't a panda. Too bad he didn't have enough Yuan to buy the entire costume.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 14:15

>>801 is the epitome of a panda.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 16:49

>>802
When 100 people were asked if >>802 is a panda, all 100 replied yes.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 18:03

>>803 is an evil panda who wants to enslave all humanity and force them to provide him with a constant stream of bamboo shoots.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 20:14

>>804 is basically just a black and white bear

... with a VENGEANCE

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 21:03

>>805∈{pandas}

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 07:45

>>806 is a totally integral algebraic panda!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:52

Without the black, >>807 would kinda look like a polar bear

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:11

A computer algorithm designed to recognise pandas by their style of posting on the internet returned a 97% probability of pandahood upon analysing >>808.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:59

>>809 is a heuristic panda.

811 Name: Minister of Extinction : 1993-09-7160 17:45

>>810 is black, white, and dead all over.

812 Name: Panda-Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7160 18:12

>>811 is a MoE panda!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 18:52

>>812 is a cute panda who does cute things.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:52

>>813 Bought fake udders from a gift shop and pretended to be a Holstein cow. Too bad pandas can't say "moo."

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 12:09

>>814 went on a quest to find a panda. Little did he know, he was a panda all along!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 16:10

>>815
He's a panda, yes yes.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:22

>>816 suspiciously uses BitCoin to purchase bamboo from China over the internet.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:30

>>817 isn't even a real bear; he's just a panda.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:21

>>818 is a natural panda.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:37

>>819 is http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/06/real-panda.jpg

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:41

>>820 is a Chinese pamba.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 22:04

If >>821 ever comes into contact with an antipanda, they will both annihilate in a spray of gamma rays.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:44

Many people take photos of >>822 and then make stupid comments.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:58

>>823 wrote and published a book about his life as a panda.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:41

>>824 is often overly pandantic.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:12

>>825 is a rugged, manly panda.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 22:59

>>826 is Chuck "Little Panda" Norris.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:47

With a post like that, it's obvious that >>827 is a panda.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:42

>>828 Works at a record store as a panda mascot. What the record store doesn't know is that under the panda mascot costume >>828 is still a panda.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:52

Stop trying to change the subject, >>829! We know you're really the panda.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 15:48

>>830 is actually two little pandas in a human costume.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 17:28

>>831 is NOT a panda! I REPEAT: >>831 IS NOT A PANDA‼
...
Sorry, false alarm.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 14:36

Contrary to popular belief, >>832 is in fact a panda.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 20:31

Some argue that >>833's panda certificate is a fake.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 20:46

>>834 doesn't need a certificate to show he's a panda; it's obvious.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:00

Hey, >>835! You dropped your panda card.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:30

>>836 is the only animal from China that westerners think about.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:52

>>837-man, is a manly panda, man.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:15

>>838 is a cute girly panda.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:17

>>839 isn't a panda.

>>839 is THE panda.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 11:22

>>840 have been killed in a drunken fist fight in his last life―his dead face resembling a panda!―thus he was reborn as one.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:52

>>841 is that panda over there. No, no, the one next to the fat one!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:00

>>842 likes bamboo stalks, thus >>842 is a panda.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:21

To believe such flimsy logic, >>843 must be a panda.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:05

>>844 is a panda, because his mom is a panda.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:29

>>845 tries to fool us by wearing a panda suit, leading us to believe a human is within it. But there is no human, as >>845 is a panda.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:29

>>846 shaved itself to pass off as a fat human. And it worked.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 13:01

>>847 isn't not a panda.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 14:41

>>848 once proudly declared "Ich bin ein panda!"

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 15:14

>>849 is listed in the Yellow Pages under "Panda"

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 16:07

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Pandas_playing_640x480.ogv
>>850 is the one on the right.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 20:48

>>851 Keeps people from entering exhentai.org without a password

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 01:03

>>852 is a pagan panda.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 08:17

>>853 ate my Wacom Bamboo tablet and complained about bitter taste.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:17

>>854 is a pander.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7592 23:34

>>855 is the subject of this song.

857 Name: ✧!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7593 09:58

>>856
I-is this an espeon? Is it a cat-panda? You're a cat-panda!

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7593 22:51

>>857 is a second order nonlinear panda.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 20:25

>>858 was a panda, and might be a panda again in the future.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 21:22

>>859 is, figuratively speaking, a panda.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 23:23

>>860 is the subject to this other song .

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7594 23:33

Jeez, >>861! Would you stop being such a panda?

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 03:33

Yeah! >>862 is ten times the panda you'll ever be with that attitude, >>861!

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 12:21

>>863 is a rainbows-vomiting panda.

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 20:06

>>864 isn't not an un-panda on Opposite Day.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 12:02

>>865 is a star of
http://comicswithoutviolence.com/comics/20070820.gif
http://kcgreendotcom.com/CC/comics/cc-giantpandas2.gif

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 12:42

>>866 doesn't realise just how much of a panda he is.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 22:53

>>867 is not merely a panda but a panda-mic.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7615 23:23

>>868 is either a man dreaming of being a panda or a panda dreaming of being a man.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7621 10:29

>>869
Eats, shoots and leaves.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7621 16:21

>>870 floats like a panda and stings like a panda.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 10:31

>>871 tried to falsify not being a panda.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 17:47

>>872 is a were-panda, cursed to assume the form of a panda-like creature every full moon.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7622 22:30

>>873 is a silly panda who likes to think it's cute when he sticks bamboo shoots in his ears, but really everyone is tired of his shit. Every day it gets harder to force themselves to laugh.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7623 05:19

>>874 has a 3 cm penis.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7623 16:08

あらあら、>>875さんはパンダですわ！

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7627 09:29

>>876 is a dreamer and a pandarer.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 12:26

>>877 is a Machiavellian panda.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 17:43

>>878 is the panda who started this thread, and is amazed that it's still stumbling along like a panda.

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7633 17:19

>>879 is a panda amongst men.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 13:42

>>880, you chew bamboo, you're a panda. Simple as this.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 15:53

>>881 is a masked vigilante panda.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is a panjandrum among pandas.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is Piyoko.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 20:19

>>883 is Genma Saotome. >>884 is Taotao.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 21:39

>>885 looks, talks and behaves suspiciously much like a panda.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 23:18

>>886 Is a panda. No strings attached.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 13:34

>>887 is a thin, stringy panda.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 15:05

>>888 is the 8th son of the 8th son of the 8th son of a wizard. He is, therefore, a panda.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 16:32

">>889 has no nose!"

"How does he smell?"

"Like a panda!"

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 23:23

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick, but >>890 is a panda so it doesn't matter to him.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7641 23:29

>>891 has a degree in being a panda.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 08:47

>>892 dropped out of university to pursue his dream of panda-ness.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 09:26

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Ceci n'est pas un panda

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 22:47

>>894 stepped into the squared circle to wrestle for the title of panda. >>894 won.

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:12

The scientific consensus is that >>895 is a panda.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:16

Four out of five dentists agree that >>896 is a panda.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7642 23:19

>>897 is quite clearly a panda; you can tell by the shape of the antennae and the patterning on the hindwings.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 00:05

That fifth dentist that >>897 consulted first said >>898 was a Siamese cat. Then he wiped his eyeglasses and agreed that >>898 is a panda.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7643 00:20

>>899 is a post on the internet. It was written by a panda.

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