ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:22

>>1 is unoriginal, compensating for this by creating yet another follow-up part for a popular thread in hopes that it will also become popular.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:53

>>2 is a panda. HAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 00:24

>>3 only knows laughter as APPLAUSE's cousin

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:01

(´^ิω＾ิ)

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:48

>>5 can't be bothered to even use words in his post, probably because he fucks goats.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 02:33

>>6 is the goat HA HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 05:00

>>7 finds it necessary to over-emphasize his weak excuses for insults in order to get people to notice them.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:57

>>8 is permanently flaccid.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:05

>>9 is quite disappointed, having hoped to felate >>8.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 20:49

>>10 Is an idiot..._φ(´ι _` 　)

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 12:53

>>11

Runs UBANTO linix on a p2 with 30gb of HD space.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 14:27

>>12 runs Win3.1 on 128mb RAM with 40mb HD space.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 14:40

>>13 asked if there'd be an amiga version of Halo 3.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:44

>>14 pre-ordered the Legendary Edition of Halo 3.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 16:04

>>15 didn't have the money to do what >>14 did.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 18:46

>>16 didn't have enough money to pay daddycool for access to a secret area of VIP QUALITY. ;)

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:06

>>17 couldn't find the daddycool AA.

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19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:28

>>18 didn't visit http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 23:16

>>19 couldn't find the secret entrance.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 00:02

>>20 actually tried to pay money

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 02:28

>>21 asked for a refund

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 02:37

>>22 was denied a refund, only an exchange for an item of equal or lesser quality.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 01:36

>>23 got a refund, but then paid daddy cool again.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 23:02

>>24 is not a father, nor is he cool.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 00:01

>>25 was not the father, and thought that was cool.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 03:00

>>26 is the father

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 03:08

>>27 went on Jerry Springer to find out if he was the father.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 04:22

>>28 went on Maury Povich to find out that he was not the Blanco father of his Negro baby.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 18:53

>>29 went down on Maury Povich

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 16:12

>>30 went in Maury Povich.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 18:39

>>31 is Maury Povich

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 01:40

>>32 is Connie Chung.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 03:08

>>33 is Cheech Marin

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 03:41

>>34 gets repeatedly kicked in the balls by the Cheech Wizard.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 04:07

>>35 is way too damn old to be posting here.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 19:05

>>36 should get off my lawn.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 19:46

>>37 should stop climbing around in my apple tree goddammit

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 03:04

>>38 doesn't really have an apple tree, and is merely a delusional bum who escaped from the asylum.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 03:16

>>39 stayed because of the room service

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 12:24

>>40 is like a Chinese made product. He should be recalled because he's unsafe for children.

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:59

>>41 has three children in his safe

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 01:49

>>42 needs to GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 14:50

>>43 knows the shed will support 100 people but can't count past 40.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 22:16

>>44 I TUCKED YOU ASLEEP ON THE OTHER END OF TIME AND YOU STILL WANT TO SLEEP THE DAY BY

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 09:35

>>45 is as shitty a lover as he is an insulter

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 16:14

>>46 shat on his lover

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 18:23

>>47 shat on himself while masturbating.

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:08

>>48 shat on it

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:27

>>49 shat upon himself in the dark of the night, because he missed >>50get

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 13:50

>>50 turned the rectum on himself

52 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 15:18

>>51 is turned on by his own rectum.

53 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 15:35

>>52 has yet to master the art of witty repartee. OH! OWNED!!!!

54 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 17:15

>>53 thinks people still say OWNED!!!!

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 01:17

>>54 is a gracious host, but his meatloaf often can turn out somewhat dry.
I feel I have to take an extra drink of water to swallow gracefully.
It pains me to share this criticism, but I hope you can use it to better complement your already more than sufficient life skills.

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 07:47

>>55 has a morally casual mother.

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 15:25

>>56 is a casualty of his mother's morality.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 15:48

>>57 was caused by his mother's lack of morality.

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 16:56

>>58 was caused by his aunt's lack of morality

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 19:43

>>59 has no morality due to his aunt.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:42

>>60 has sudden mortality due to his aunt.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:45

>>61 has a sudden death round of Curling due to his uncle.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:58

>>62 is from a country where curling is popular.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 21:59

>>62's second cousin cracked >>62's skull with a nine iron.

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 23:04

>>64 is a very slow typist.

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 00:37

>>65 is a very kind rapist.

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 00:45

>>66 likes to drink ape piss.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 01:40

>>67 takes Ape Tit for $200.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 01:56

>>68 is stuck back in the late 90's when SNL Jeopardy jokes still held humor.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 04:21

>>69 doesn't realize it's clearly still 1993.

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 06:06

>>70 Is poop.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 09:43

>>71 is slow to uptake new stimulus

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 13:12

>>72 is not stimulating

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 17:41

>>73 pushes his personal deficiencies on others

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 17:44

>>74 smiles too much.

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 20:17

>>75 has a mouthful of rotten and wooden teeth.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:01

>>75 only has one rotting wooden tooth

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:35

>>77 has a mouthful of used condoms.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 06:11

>>78 is a used condom.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 13:18

>>79 is what happens when you don't use a condom.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 16:53

>>79 is what happens when you don't use a shotgun.

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 17:06

>>81 is what happens when your shotgun doesn't kill them, just leaves them permanently brain-damaged.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 19:51

>>82 has bird shot for a brain

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:03

>>83 eats bird shit on a daily basis.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:08

>>84 prefers panda poop.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 21:42

>>85 has a constant diet of bamboo which makes his feces stringy and pungent.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5135 22:08

>>86

Cannot even find feces to eat

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5135 22:25

>>87

Is so ugly he makes Crush Cat look cute.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 02:19

>>88
said "cute" and "cat" in the same sentence

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

without mentioning me, nya~

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 03:00

>>89 is ridiculously ineffective in his self-proclaimed security role

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 04:14

>>90's moustache is laughable, but we lie and complement him on it's fullness just to further his personal embarrassment.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 14:48

>>91 has no wife, no horse, and no moustache.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 19:31

>>92 has a horse-wife.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 20:34

>>93' wife's horse has a moustache.

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 20:36

>>94 only has a nag.

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 22:11

>>95 was Mr. Hands.

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:11

>>96 has no hands

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:25

>>97 is deluded enough to think he's an admiral when he shouts All hands on the deck yet all he owns is a canoe.

99 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:30

>>98 can only dream of going out in a canoe, living in the middle of the desert.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:53

>>99 was disappointed to hear that his new canoe will not "go" in sand

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