ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 02:44

>>300 is gay, lesbian, bi, transgendered, and/or questioning.

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 02:48

>>300 died to a man

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 02:55

>>302 is from the Gamma caste.

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 02:58

>>303

Is a TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 04:30

>>304 often confuses tigers and badgers.

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 07:47

>>305 is a mushroom mushroom

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 12:48

>>306 is an ugly old diseased pregnant NEET dirty crack-whore residing illegally in the country. And still trying to leech welfare instead of kicking the bucket!

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 13:37

>>307 is the bucket

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

309 Name: Not in employment, education or training. : 1993-09-5162 15:09

>>308 has to point out his "insult" to get people to notice him, while he cries about his horrendously low self esteem.

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:25

>>309 doesn't get it, and never will

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:48

>>310 never gets any, even from his hand.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 15:50

>>310 gets it... from his crackwhore mom.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 20:29

>>312 spent his childhood getting whored out by his mom for crack.

314 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 20:29

>>313 spent his childhood on crack.

315 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 21:08

>>314 spent his crack on whoring his mom

316 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 22:05

>>315 spent his whole life chasing after a particularly stupid dream.

317 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 23:12

>>316 likes the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack, and listens to it all the time. Oh wait, that isn't an insult as it is actually a great soundtrack. Well, >>316 masturbates while doing so. To midget porn.

318 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 01:56

>>317 masturbates to midget porn in silence.

319 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 02:14

>>318 is a midget who masturbates to >>316 and >>317

320 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 15:53

>>319 is Just Jealous.

321 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 17:12

>>320 is JISAKU JIEN

322 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 17:36

>>321 is J.J. Squawkers

323 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5163 17:51

>>322 is Raymond J. Johnson Junior.

324 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 00:11

>>323 isnt DQN quality, instead, is far inferior VIP quality.

325 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 00:25

>>324 is of dubious quality.

326 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 01:03

>>325 has no redeeming qualities.

327 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 11:15

>>326 bathes his dick in cold old green tea to make it less sensitive and harder

328 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 13:40

>>327 is >>186.

329 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 14:37

>>328 is >>590.

330 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 20:08

>>329 is >>329
Awful, really. I almost pity him.

331 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 20:19

>>330 cant think up a real insult.

332 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 20:46

>>331

Is an indecisive moron.

333 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 21:31

>>332

Doesn't know his DQN history

334 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 21:47

>>333
got 333 get.

335 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 00:36

>>334 didn't get a get.

336 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 06:11

>>335 doesn't get much.

337 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 07:33

>>336 is a nice guy

338 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 09:02

>>337 Is not elite enough for the superstructure.

339 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 09:30

>>338 is a panda.

340 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 09:35

>>339 Wishes he was a panda.

341 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 12:03

>>340 will never get to meet a panda. He's not pure of heart.

342 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 20:14

>>341 was once mistaken for a stick of bamboo by a panda due to his sickly green and stick-like appearance.

343 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:19

>>342 will die of autoerotic asphyxiation.

344 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:27

>>343 will break his spine attempting autofellatio

345 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:36

>>344 will die from hyperthermia in a gimp suit.

346 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 00:43

>>345 will die of aggravated loneliness.

347 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 01:09

>>346 will die of aggravated bonitis.

348 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:17

>>347 gave Squeeks terminal bonitis

349 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:49

>>348
Learn to spell "BONEITIS", ass.

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:53

>>349
Is so gay I could see him from space

351 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:55

>>350
gets anal fisting from astronauts and DOESN'T like it.

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:56

>>351
gets anal fisting from astro-sharks and LIKES it.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 03:15

>>352 doesn't even know you're supposed to get chili on your nachos bell grande.

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 03:19

>>353 thinks Nachos Bel Grande was a battle in the Mexican-American War.

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:40

>>354 Was in the Yoshinoya not long ago, for the sole reason that it was 150 Yen off.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud!

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:57

>>355 Cracked a grin and couldn't resist a little giggle when he posted that Yoshinoya rant reference. Exited, he emitted a tiny droplet of urine in the process.

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:57

>>355 regularly calls toll-free numbers on receipts for fast food restaurants to voice his dissatisfaction.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:59

>>357 types slowly

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 05:54

>>358 types so quickly that he often leaves out important letters and punctuation, thus obscuring his intended message.

360 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 06:18

>>359 Hires a panda to type for him because hes too fat to reach the keys.

361 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 06:56

>>360 was hired by >>359 to type up posts on DQN.

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:27

>>361 calls the helpdesk of his ISP several times a day to hear voices of women talk to him.

363 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 10:38

>>362 Cant afford a phone or internet and accesses DQN by mail.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 10:54

>>363 accesses DQN at the library.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 11:05

>>364 accesses his own poo at the library.

366 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 11:26

>>365 downloads guides to shits of the world on the internet, and then buys them off ebay.

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:00

>>366 is hopelessly obtuse

368 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 12:24

>>367 is hoplessly obese.

369 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5166 12:25

>>368 is so fat he cannot jump.

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:25

>>368 is morbidly obtuse.

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 12:43

>>369 and >>370 are stuck together by a tenacious crust.

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 16:49

>>371 finds the phrase "tenacious crust" strangely arousing.

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 16:57

>>372 finds Tenacious D strangely arousing.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5166 18:39

>>373 is aroused by those scumbags, >>71 and >>186.

375 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 20:49

>>374
Uses SCUMM to play monkey island instead of buying the game and playing it normally.

376 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:50

>>375 only bought Monkey Island because he thought it was a beastiality movie

377 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:56

>>376
Got off to Amelie.

378 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 22:10

>>377 doesn't get off to Audrey Tautou.

379 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 22:24

>>378 doesn't get off to pandas, even though he is one himself.

380 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:09

>>379 is pandemic.

381 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:14

>>380
Pans out for money in the back alley. Also exchanges blowjobs for money.

382 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:54

>>381 does it for free.

383 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 02:54

>>382 doesn't Fuck Her Gently.

384 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:05

>>383 gave his love to me softly.

385 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:13

>>384 cannot give anything but soft, floppy loving

386 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:41

>>385 is a soft, floppy panda.

387 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:44

>>386 is a 5¼ floppy.

388 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:12

>>387
Wishes he had a 5¼" floppy.

389 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:18

>>388 is 3½" hard.

390 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:26

>>389 spins 80mm mini CD on his dick.

391 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 06:35

>>390 spun CD too hard and sliced off dick

392 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 07:36

>>391 does not stop whilst riding spinners.

393 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 10:44

>>392 Rides a tricycle.

394 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 15:20

>>393 rides a bicycle that doesn't have a saddle.

395 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 18:54

>>394 tried to cut himself into a saddle.

396 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 15:42

>>395 knows nothing about the Punic Wars.

397 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 15:43

>>396 knows nothing of his own pubic wars.

398 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 21:02

>>397 knows nothing of Public Enemy.

399 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 21:13

>>398 has a large number of public enemies.

400 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 14:23

>>399 has a large number of pubic lice. Also, 400GET, motherfuckers!

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