ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VIII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 23:16

>>0 is a minor variation of the previous insult.

101 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 02:50

>>100 is a sand panda.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 02:57

>>101 is horribly ignorant of how frightening and devastating sand pandas are. Kage Kara Mamoru should enlighten you.

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 03:59

>>102 is horribly ignorant.

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:21

>>103 is horribly.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:33

>>104 is a hor.

106 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 04:46

>>105 is an ibly.

107 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 06:29

>>106 is a Ghiblytard.

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 09:40

>>107 was the one posting FIREPANCE GIBBLSIG etc. all over the boards earlier in the year, amusing no one but himself.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 12:26

>>108 places Gibblsigils all over the place in a vain attempt to summon Firepancies.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:18

>>109 is a Panda.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:40

>>110's name is Amanda.

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:45

>>111's name is 4real

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:48

>>112's name is Tranfalz=(circumflexpeequew)

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:58

>>113's nametag was stolen from him a few minutes after he was born and his parents were too lazy to ask for another one to be made. Then they forgot the name, and couldn't be bothered to make up another as a replacement.

His friends call him Mike, but he knows he is living a lie.

115 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 17:05

>>114's parents only refer to him as "it".

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 20:30

>>115's parents call him "that thing".

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 00:45

>>116's parents touch >>116's thing.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 00:52

>>117 is just jealous.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 14:33

>>118 is one of >>116's parents

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 17:16

>>119 is one of >>116's parents' abortions

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 17:22

>>120 is pro-life.

122 Name: 　　 : 1993-09-5138 22:23

>>121 is pro-death

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 23:53

>>122 is a prophylactic.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:23

>>123 is pro-lactation

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:24

>>123 puts >>122 on daily.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:28

>>125 missed the train and got pooped on by squeeks.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 21:29

>>126 was invited to speak at a prestigious American university.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 21:39

>>127 Ran from the podium after the university president insulted him.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 01:34

>>128 was laughed at during a presentation at the Sorbonne. >>128 vowed vengeance, but ended up a laughingstock.

>>128 also smells bad.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:23

>>129 is known in the far east as Berubiisu-san.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 15:39

>>130 is a wap.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 15:40

When >>131 is flat, he go wap wap wap.

133 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 21:10

>>132 thinks insinuating in bad English that somebody is a tire is a good insult.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:25

>>133 publicly stated that there are no homosexuals in Iran

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 00:27

>>134 was outed in Iran and then outed from the country.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 00:58

>>135 is on the outs.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 03:03

>>136 has no penis.
Alternately if >>136, in reality, actually lacks a penis, she has a penis for the purposes of this insult.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 03:04

>>136 exclusively uses normal-type pokemon in his trainer battles. I mean, come on, guy; How naive are you?

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 06:57

>>137 is indecisive, so I fucked his mother.

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:22

And thus, >>139 fucked a Panda.

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:21

>>140 watched and enjoyed.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:47

>>141's opinion is distasteful to me, so therefore he is a child.

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 19:39

>>142
Does not post as Boon.

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 20:14

>>143
Cannot properly spell Buun.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 20:31

>>144
Posts as Boon.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 20:35

>>145 sits on a broom

handle

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 20:50

>>146 is at sea, yet rhymes worse than a candle!

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 22:18

>>147 graduated college, but can only panhandle!

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 03:25

>>148 put his foot under a stall, then resigned amidst scandal.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 10:33

>>149 stirs his soup with his natural ladle.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 18:31

>>150 can't rhyme; should stick with cat's cradle

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 18:41

>>151 rides backwards in the saddle

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 19:50

>>152 should stop playing Cowboys & Astronauts.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 20:45

>>153 thinks Cowboys actually existed beyond a Hollywood-created folk hero character played by a self-destructive John Wayne, rather than simple rural people that herded cows for a living.
>>153 also think Astronauts actually landed on the moon.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 10:37

>>154 is either a catboy or a cowman, and possibly both.

>>155 is >>155 is >>155 is >>155 is is >>155 segmentation fault $dqn@elitistS

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 21:25

>>155 is DQN

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 22:16

>>156 herded cows for a living until shot by the greatgreatgrandfather of a man who currently exploits questionable casinos

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 04:08

>>157 rustled cattle for a living, and had sex with them

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 02:58

>>158 has still not read the final harry potter book

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5145 12:23

>>159 has never read a harry potter book but instead watches the movies

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 14:00

>>160 writes harry potter yaoi and posts it on Fanfiction.net

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 14:44

>>161 bought this shirt in both colors:
http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 23:55

>>162 spams.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 03:05

>>163 trolls

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 05:06

>>164 crapfloods

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 14:27

>>165 swims in a river of poo

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 14:56

>>166 poops in rivers

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 15:14

>>167 can't afford indoor plumbing.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:15

>>168 is a plumber

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:40

>>169 is unemployed.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 08:46

>>170 is deployed

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 12:24

>>171 is deplorable.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 12:32

>>172 is despicable.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 13:00

>>173 is destitute.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 13:19

>>174 is decorative.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 15:59

>>175 is a damn liar.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 16:15

>>176 is a statistician.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 16:34

>>177 should know that nine out of ten people prefer spiked death-traps over his boring monologue.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 18:03

>>178 is a panda

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 18:19

>>179 is the one poster who always posts about pandas.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 19:27

>>180 lives in a fantasy world of an Internet composed entirely of entertaining and original content.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 19:42

>>181 is himself 'original content' thanks to fetal alcohol syndrome.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 20:14

>>182 is an "original design"

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 16:39

>>183 wouldn't know what "original design" was if it fapped in his face.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 18:06

>>184 has used the word "fapped" so often that it's lost all meaning.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 20:47

>>185 thinks we misspelled flapped.

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 20:58

>>186 did misspell flapped, but is too shy to say anything about it.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 08:44

>>187 has insufficient gibbelsig in his firepantce.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 00:41

>>188 loves his own zany quips!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 01:16

>>189 used the word 'zany' in an unironic context.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 14:49

>>190 is an english professor

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 16:34

>>191 is an english crossdresser

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 00:17

>>192 is English.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 00:33

>>193 speaks english

195 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5152 03:34

>>194
Doesnt speak, instead, uses a keyboard attached to his wheelchair to type, and has a robotic voice talk for him.

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 06:08

>>195 is obviously doing nothing with his life, therefore his criticism of anyone is not valid.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 06:33

>>196 obviously doesn't believe in free speech, therefore he is a communist. By extension, he is also Chinese and thus has no sense of humor.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 09:43

>>197 is obviously a japanese, was ordered to spy on the Chinese during the war but was captured beaten and raped because he thought it would be funny to write "DICK" on Mao's head.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 13:03

>>198 is bitter because he wasn't captured, beaten and raped

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 13:14

ペニスを楽しんでいます人は>>198さんです。

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