>>753 Fell ass first onto a tree while trying to sneak into a heavy metal concert
>>755 has a dick so tiny that he needs tweezers to masturbate.
CONGRATULATIONS, >>776! You win access to HyperShadowDC's Huge Barrel of Homosexuals. Enjoy your gaysehcks
>>777 Doesn't need to be insulted, once you've read his post.
>>778 desperately needs insults. It's a perverse cry for help.
>>779 has the most advanced moobs since the genetic freakshow
>>789 SHOULD BE FORCED INTO HYPERSHADOWDC'S BARREL OF HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS!
>>795 put the mole on that rooster, and laughed like a retarded goat at the sight of them.
>>796 has two gigantic moles around his eyes, making him look like a Panda
...but he should probably get that checked out, it might be cancer.
>>814 received a letter expressing what would happen if he still turned up
>>823 wears nausea-inducing quantities of cheap cologne. I think I'm going to be ill. May I borrow your hat?
>>825 has a picture of himself in the dictionary - right beside "fartface"