ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (198)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:26

>>0, you son of a bitch. YOU DOOMED US ALL!

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 02:03

An inconvenient THREAD.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 02:17

>>2 Ooooh, buying carbon credits from your own company are you?

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 03:13

>>3 Your screensaver is producing black balloons! Black Balloons of wasted energy! fear

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 03:17

>>4 farts about 10 times a day, releasing considerable amounts of methane.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 10:10

>>5 Drowning yourself in your spray-on deodorant is KILLING US ALL.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 12:55

>>6 Falsely represented the Elitist Superstructure at the UN meeting and opted us all out of Kyoto, then replaced all of our tanasinn based power plants with coal ones!

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 12:58

>>7 had stock in Tanasinn Power, even though it is ridiculously inefficient in comparison to coal.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 13:00

>>8 wandered the Earth. >>8 is so fat that his wandering introduced slow wobbles into the Earth's orbit, causing temperatures to rise and fall randomly.

>>8 also smokes filterless cigarettes.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 15:22

>>9 Drives an SUV and likes it.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 16:25

>>10 owns and drives several Hummers without remorse.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 17:54

>>11 sequesters carbon in his attic, but leaves the vent fans running so it all blows back into the air.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 18:35

>>12
is the sun

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 21:27

>>13
is the moon

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:31

>>14 is an irregular burst of cosmic rays that causes heavy cloud formation until the burst ends.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:42

>>15 is the end of the Little Ice Age.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:47

>>15 invented Global Warming to sell newspapers.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:49

>>17 invented Global Warming, renamed it Global Climate Change to hedge his bets, and then created a company to trade in and profit hugely off carbon credits.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:50

>>18 is furiously trying to discredit the Medieval Warm Period.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 23:57

>>19 is furiously trying to discredit science.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 01:33

>>20 is convinced that humanity is too stupid to be able to adapt to a gradual rise in temperature of about .06C per year.

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 04:01

>>21 doesn't know the history of Eviromentalism. I DO.

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 07:41

>>22 wastes precious e-fuel with his pompous and irrelevant HTML formatting.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 10:13

>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 10:13

>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 11:35

>>25 generates twice as much CO2 by double posting.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5140 12:16

>>26 hides his deep crippling guilt for emptying entire cans of Dust-Off by turning them upside down and freezing things.

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 16:42

>>27 insists loudly that his opinion is that of the entire body of climate science, exhaling C02 all the while.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:27

>>28 is still trying to debunk the global warming truth, thereby providing disincentives for people to cut down on CO2 emissions.

YOU PLANETKILLER!!!

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:34

>>1-29 There is no such thing as global warming, move along.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:47

>>30

Hasn't been reading the thermometer outside.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 02:04

>>31 hasn't been reading the thermometer situated much more conveniently inside, thus squandering precious global resources not only on moving his loathsome travel-hungry carcass outside but also obliging me to move my fingers wastefully across the keyboard instead of just pressing PgDn again, directly contributing to global warming and universal entropy and indirectly leading me to release even more bullshit onto our precious planet that usual

33 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 07:41

>>32 is addicted to CFCs.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 19:02

>>33 farts on fresh ice core samples.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 03:28

>>34 eats too much bamboo, hurting the carbon cycle. Because he is a Panda. HA, HA! SEE HOW I WORKED THAT IN TO THE THEME THERE! I AM SO GENIUS!

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 22:12

I don't really think it will change much, but >>35, this beautiful little planet of ours is our responsibility and I believe that you are taking too much of a happy-go-lucky attitude towards it. I can't blame you, because I care about my politically correct style and you just might have come from a socially defect milieu or have other issues that I would normally make a point of considering when it comes to downplaying accusations against hardcore criminals. However in this case the stakes are high. Please change, sir, our world depends on it.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 13:08

>>36 exhales much more than his share of CO2.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 23:49

>>37 buys a new computer when the screen is full

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 03:39

>>38 is, in actuality, made entirely of greenhouse gases.

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 11:43

>>39 drives a coal-fired SUV every day.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5160 01:43

>>40 Shut down a fossil fueled water purification plant and failed to use a suitable alt fuel, causing widespread disease, but atleast he prevented heatstroke.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 22:17

>>41 protested against nuclear power because it involved atoms and atoms are scary to the uneducated activist.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 02:48

>>42 farts.

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 05:30

>>43 farts pure CO2.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 20:09

yes you are, polluter

46 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:59

When I had mechanical problems, I produced 100% Carbon Monoxide, and 0% Carbon Dioxide. It killed the 4 people inside me, but at least global temps didn't rise.

>>46 bought the stuff needed to repair me, leading to 99% CO2 and 1% CO. CO2 is the pollution now, damnit, CO was just blamed waay back then when people didn't understand enviromentalism.

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:13

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:02

>>47
repeats the same thing so much that people stop caring about his message, even though it could be helpful in solving global warming.

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