>>49 Eats at taco bell every day, contributing to waste and hazardous gas buildup.
>>52 can't spell "environmentalist" without M-E-N-T-A-L. OH WAIT
>>54 Drives a 1959 Cadillac Sedan DeVille, and thinks that is okay, because it isn't an SUV.
>>57's mass stupidity exemplary of current climate policy, fails to recognize that reflected light should make the planet cooler.
>>58 Owns a toilet that uses significantly more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush, and due to a lousy design, requires multiple flushes much like the earliest 1.6 Gallon toilets. >>58 doesn't follow the "It it is yellow, let it mellow" rule either.
Have you any idea the amount of coal burned to pump that water from the well, and then burned to treat the waste?!
>>61 Attempted to reverse the trend by mooning the world with his fat white butt. Too bad that his ass sags down, re-reflecting light back to the surface of Earth, and raising the temperture.
By bumping threads from long disused areas of DQN >>62 triggers massive head movements on squeeks' hard disk consuming enough electricity to melt the polar ice caps
>>65 Is a chain smoker, which means he produces quite a bit more deadly gas than non smokers.
>>66 is a Panda, and thusly diverts treehuggers' money and time from the cause of global warming, just so that he can be enticed to get jiggy with it and preserve his pitiful species
>>67 Is a Panda with bleached fur, trying to falsely cause discussion of polar bears.
>>68 rammed legislation marking the polar bear as endangered even though polar bears have a pretty good population growth going.
>>72 Only drinks water if it is bottled water that was manufactured 3000 miles away or more.
>>75 used a comma in a sentence about mittens and turned it into global warming
>>77 sat down at exactly the same time on the opposite side of the Earth, exacerbating the issue.
>>78 built a machine that burns mittens for the sole purpose of carbon emissions.
>>79 has cleared so much of the Amazon rainforests that Brazil looks like the Sahara Desert now.
>>80 has an SUV thats so big he has to use a smaller SUV to drive from the front to the back seats.
>>82 subsists solely on a diet of beans and cabbage, and his personal methane emissions alone have significantly increased the heat trapped by the Earth's atmosphere.
>>83 plans to increase the greenhouse effect by constructing an actual greenhouse around the Earth. Bastard.
>>84 will turn that greenhouse into a single room of an enormous, fog spewing greenfactory.
>>85 Lives is Nome, Alaska, where it is too cold, and he is looking for a trick to make his home more tropical. Meanwhile, he is building equipment to get the oil companies to drill in ANWAR without getting caught.
>>86 is a heat-loving alien shapeshifter who poses as the CEOs of every oil company in existence and wishes to turn Earth into a fetid melting slag pit like his homeworld. And he is supplementing the drilling equipment with evil alien technology.
>>87 Manipulated sanitariums into taking in people who call global warming by human means a fact.
OH DAMN :( The longer our text is the more CO² outputs our computer the more we go on the global warming..you know?
>>89's week brain needed 31 highly carbonated energy drinks to figure it out. Too bad each one of those drinks has a large amount of CO2 that is released when the cap is pulled off. The CO2 that isn't immediately released is belched out later, along with several other hazardous gases.
>>90 Manufactures RAMUNE! That little marble is made out of concentrated greenhouse effect gas, not glass!
>>91 Brews beer, yeast sure can make lots of CO2 as they make alcohol.
>>93 sits in front of the computer all the time, raising humanities energy needs even more.
>>95 is such a great auto mechanic that he can keep cars alive for ages, and then those cars contribute to the CO2 debt.
>>97 Is a decomposing corpse, contributing to increased CO2 and methane.
>>101 Carries out the assassination of oil price speculators and is w.
>>103 Buys antique aerosol cans, and then sprays them, knowing they have CFC propellants.
>>104 runs a very successful manufacturing company which, because of its highly successful history, produces a lot of global warming and must be stopped.
>>105 is exhaling dangerous CO2 this very second, dooming us all.
I hope nobody notices.
>>109 Expects people not to notice his gigantic steel mill and aluminum factory, two metals which require carbon to process even if 100% windmill generated electricity is used.
>>110 totally spaced on calibrating the weather stations across the globe when it was his turn, so the world's temperature readings are all out of whack.
>>111's diet consists solely of bovine products. Bovines fart a lot.
>>113 Pisses off skunks, causing skunks to emit more hazardous chemicals than usual.
>>115 Farts like a hybrid car owner in South Park, but drives a massive bulldozer.
>>120
is jealous of Jews because he causes global warming somehow.
>>122 uses dangerous amounts of cologne to try and impress women. It doesn't work.
Started out as ManBearPig, but evolved into MooseBearPig
>>126 funded the world's largest solar cell array but ran out of money as the project neared completion, leaving a bunch of panels that just collect energy and burn up the atmosphere around them.
>>127 Is a Brazilian porn star. Brazilian porn features a large amount of farting.
>>128 has stored every Brazilian fart porn video on his hard drive so every time he wants to hurt the world, he plays them over and over.
>>129 Has spent so much money on Brazilian fart porn, that it became a very valuable part of the porn biz. Stars from around the world travel on jets just to rip farts in a Brazilian studio.
>>130 has a vast and mysterious machine in his basement laboratory that he uses to alter the energy output of the sun.
>>131 is a three legged radioactive bird from hell with plans for world domination and uncontrolled nuclear reactions.
>>131 Has a similar machine that increases heat radiation from the core and mantle of the Earth.
>>133 needs no such machine as he is a photino bird and can do this by willing it to happen.
>>134 has to catch his breath so often that he alone could destroy atmosphere in 50 or 60 years.
Bill Gates is the cause
>>136 Tells everyone to stop emitting so much CO2 only on Opposite Day and Soviet Russia Joke Day.
>>138 Invented a way to produce more sweet potatoes more cheaply, causing more farting among poorer people.
>>140 is a major lobbyist for the oil lobby and parades around the one scientist that is payed to say that climate change isn't real to the news media.
>>141 Works with the South Park guys. In numerous episodes of South Park, people say that global warming isn't real.
>>142 sells his fancy emission quotas that generate money out of thin air whilst polluting it all the same.
>>144 gets a lot of donated money which he uses solely to organize conferences on climate change around the world and to travel to them.