[Part II] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 10:16

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 12:10

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 13:39

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 15:29

The much anticipated second season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:37

( ・ω・) I forgot to tell the crew to come, what a pickle.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:08

( ・-・) That was my goddamn 999GET.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 18:22

( ・ω・) But my bestest friend showed up anyway!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:10

( ・ω・) Yayyyyyyy!

( ・ω・) He has his eyes back too! YAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:18

( ・-・) Why are you talking about me in the third person? I'm right here, you mongoloid.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:59

     .∧ ∧  Hey buddy buddy!
≡ (^( ・ω・)   
    ヽ  (^__)_从∩∩
 ≡  ) .__) >・-・)・∵ -hurk-
    (__,ノ   V つ旦
          と.__)_)
"" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" ""

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 23:02

       
             
            ∩∩
       ≡ ( ・-・)
      ≡    / つ旦
       ≡  と.__)_)
"" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" ""

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 23:46

                          ∩∩
                     ≡ ( ・-・) I hate you!
                    ≡    / つ旦
                     ≡  と.__)_)
            \从/_
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~⌒"~ ゙゙̄"'''ョ
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
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,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
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V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:24

                          ∩∩
                       ( ・-・) Haha! What makes you think gravity
                         / つ旦  applies to an internet forum?!
                        と.__)_)
            \从/_
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~⌒"~ ゙゙̄"'''ョ
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:27

                        
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            \从/_    |
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~⌒"~ ゙゙̄"'''ョ
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ       |
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/    |
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /      ∩∩
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/       ( ・-・).. Shit.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 13:16

( ・ω・) He'll be okay. He's a rabbit. I understand that they bounce pretty well.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:13

( ・-・) You don't understand anything.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:34

( ・ω・) I like cake.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:43

( ・ω・) Your head is really fat today, Beady Buddy.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:45

( ・ω・) Kinda like cake.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:48

( ・ω・) Beady Bunny Buddy o' mine!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 18:37

( ・ω・) If you could bug your eyes out your would be called Bugs Bunny or Buggy Eyes or Bugger Buddy.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 18:48

( ・ω・) Big Beautiful Beady Bugger Bunny Buddy!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:15

( ・-・) Just shut the f-

( ・o・) -brrrrrrrrrrp-

( ・-・) -uck up, will you?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 00:52



3 why?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 08:19

( ´ω`) I see Clonepa is starting to unlock his potential. The infinite potential held within me.

( ´ω`) Time to commence operation: Clonepa Genocide.

( ´ω`) ...after I go get booze.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 05:20

      ,' /
     i .l
.    | 、
    、.\ ヽ
      、 \ . ヽ ._
         丶.   ‐  _  ∩∩∧∧ Yaaaaayyyyyyy! I'm cycling
           ` ‐ _   ( ・-( ・ω・) with my best friend!
                   (っ(,, O┬O
                   ())'J_))

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 01:06

( ・-・) LET ME OFF DAMNIT

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:38

                   ∩∩∧∧
                   ( ・-( ・ω・) We're having an adventure!!
                   (っ(,, O┬O
                   ())'J_))

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 17:29

                             ∩∩∧∧
                             ( ・-( ・ω・)
                             (っ(,, O┬O
                             ())'J_))

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 18:16

                                    ∩∩∧∧
                                    (・-・( ・ω・)
                                    (っ(,, O┬O
                                    ())'J_))

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 21:09

                                           ∩∩∧∧
             Did you have a punch line in mind or what? ( ・-( ・ω・) Nope.
                                           (っ(,, O┬O
                                           ())'J_))

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:12

                                             ∩∩∧∧
                           Where did the road go? ( ・-( ・ω・) Huh.
                                             (っ(,, O┬O
                                             ())'J_))

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:30

                  ,.-‐‐-、  ,.-‐‐-、
               _/_____   i /____   i  
               l・ω・冫=0l ・-・冫=0
               ヽ___ノヽ____ノ       
               ,.i〈Y〉  、ヽ   、ヽ
             ,,..-' l. : ,,..-' 〉,,..-' 〉        
            lニ(_,fニ=‐‐(_,rニニl____,,-''l
              (iiii))t__ヽ___ヽ
             /=/ l」   ノヽ  ノニ)  
          ,ィ'" ̄ヽ"日〈   (ソ〈  (彡ilヽ、
          ",.ー--一)、_l{{)__ヽヽ  ヽilノ )     (´⌒
          i::l::::::O:::i t__(^__ノ(^__ノ_l::::i   (´⌒ (´⌒
          ヽヽ;;;;;;ノ         ヽヽ;;;;;ノ  (´⌒ (´⌒(´⌒

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:18

                   ∩∩∧∧
                   ( ・-( ・ω・)っ huirgh
                   ( つ,, O┬O
                   ())'J_))

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:45

                             ∩∩∧∧
                             ( ・-( xωx)
                             (っ(,, O┬O
                             ())'J_))

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 20:22

THE MIND BOGGLES

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 20:36

                  ,.-‐‐-、  ,.-‐‐-、
               _/_____   i /____   i  
               lxωx冫=0l ・-・冫=0 Oh no, what have I done? Now I'm going to crash and burn!
               ヽ___ノヽ____ノ       
               ,.i〈Y〉  、ヽ   、ヽ
             ,,..-' l. : ,,..-' 〉,,..-' 〉        
            lニ(,fニ=‐‐(,rニニl____,,-''l
              (iiii))t__ヽ___ヽ
             /=/ l」   ノヽ  ノニ)  
          ,ィ'" ̄ヽ"日〈   (ソ〈  (彡ilヽ、
          ",.ー--一)、_l{{)__ヽヽ  ヽilノ )     (´⌒
          i::l::::::O:::i t__(^__ノ(^__ノ_l::::i   (´⌒ (´⌒
          ヽヽ;;;;;;ノ         ヽヽ;;;;;ノ  (´⌒ (´⌒(´⌒

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 19:22

This just in: Beady Eyes is dead after a horrifying scooter
disaster. Fortunately, beloved child star Clonepa survived
without a scratch. He attributed his good luck to e-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 21:24

( ・-・) You shouldn't believe everything you see in the news.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 22:45

( ・ω・) But I did survive without a scratch.

( ・ω・) So you're probably dead.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 22:49

( ・-・) I said you shouldn't believe everything. Because they said you survived without a scratch, that must mean I didn't die.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:09

( ・ω・) Maybe, but you lie a lot more than the newscasters. You're probably dead.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:17

( ・-・) Wait, wait. Yeah, I'm dead! Guess you'll never bother me again.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:26

( ・ω・) I refuse to believe that my best friend in the whole world who I happen to be talking to right now is dead!

( ・ω・) I REFUSE!!!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 02:16

( ・ω・) But what if my best friend is a zombie?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 03:10

( ・ω・) What if he was already a zombie?! It's ok, I don't mind. I'm not prejudice.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 05:10

Yayyyyy! You're alive after all!
   ∧_/∩∩  
  ( ・ω(・-・ ) Put me down, you freak!
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノo
  (__)_) 

   ∧_∧  munch munch
  ( ・)-・).,..,,
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ\
  (__)_) 

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 06:44

   ∧_/∩∩  
  ( ・ω(・-・ ) DON'T RAPE ME!!!!1rdhertjtdfiur
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノo
  (__)_) 

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 14:28

   ∧_∧  munch munch
  ( ・)-・).,..,,
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ\
  (__)_) 

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 19:53

   ∧_/∩∩  
  ( ・ω(・-・ ) I have stuffed myself with poisonous pills.
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノo
  (__)_) 

   ∧_∧  munch munch
  ( ・<-・).,..,
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ
  (__)_)

   ∧_∧  
  ( xωx).,..,
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ
  (__)_)

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 20:25

Both Beady Eyes and beloved child star Clonepa are dead.
In a bizarre suicide pact, the annoying comic foil apparently-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 04:01

( ・-・) What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 04:12

( ・ω・) Oh, yeahhhh, that's where I barfed your head back up.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:26

( ・-・) I'm glad to see you've been taking your pills.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 15:07

( ・ω・) They really cleared up my acne fast!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 14:22

( ・ω・) And my bacne too!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 18:11

           / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      ____   |  My Creator, I thank thee for miraculously curing my acne.
    /  ./\  \_____________
  /  ./( ・ ).\       o〇       ヾ!;;;::iii|//"
/_____/ .(´ω`) ,\   ∧∧         |;;;;::iii|/゙
 ̄|| || || ||. |っ¢..|| ̄  (,,  ,) ナムナム   |;;;;::iii|
  || || || ||./,,, |ゝ.iii~   ⊂  ヾwwwjjrjww!;;;;::iii|jwjjrjww〃
 _| ̄ ̄ ̄|~~凸( ̄)凸 .(   )〜 wjwjjrj从jwwjwjjrj从

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 18:18

( ・ω・) Grandpa is amazing!

( ・ω・) Praise be to the lifemaker!

( ・ω・) MY LIFE FOR YOUUUUUUUU

( xωx)

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 18:27

( ・ω・) According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142117675/127 I only have 3 months to live.

( ・ω・) I hope Mittens puts out by then. It would be a shame if I died a virgin.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:28

( ・ω・) I wonder what "putting out" is, anyway.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:28

( ・ω・) For that matter, what's a virgin? Olives?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:33

( ・ω・) What's a month?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 21:06

( ・ω・) I like to puke in mittens.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 03:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) Did someone say-

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) Clonepa, you're gross.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 04:08

( ・ω・) But my puke tastes like butterscotch pudding.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 05:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) Cool! We should take all your clones, force them to see Grandpa naked, take all the vomit and sell it!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 05:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) AND THEN WE CAN BUY MORE MITTENS!!!!

( ˃ ヮ˂)

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 09:30

( ・ω・) Whoa, whoa, whoa. I lost you at "take".

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 15:17

( ・ω・) Hey, Mittens. If we smooch, your barf will taste like butterscotch pudding too!

( ・ω・) Maybe.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 16:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) Only one way to find out! Come here, Clonepa!

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) I think this is a bad decision.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 23:25

( ´ω`) Smooching your brownie hole should have the same effect as a mutual tongue tickling of throats.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:05

( ・-・) This thread is like, half the size of my bathroom.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:32

( ・ω・) I hope it gets as big as my previous thread. That one was pretty big.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:53

can it be OVER 9000?!

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:46

( ・-・) It's certainly bigger than your rectum.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:05

( ・-・) You know, we should call you Dronepa cause you're a sexless critter born to serve Queenpa.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:20

( ・ω・) Nah, that messes up the scansion.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 23:12

( ・ω・) "Everybody Loves Dronepa" just sounds stupid.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 23:18

( ´ω`) That's an awfully tinny word, "Dronepa."

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 04:15

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 04:48

( ・ Ψ・) Mr. Clonepa seems to be exhibiting palilalia. Clearly, this is indicative of undiagnosed autism.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 05:13

( ・ω・) Oh! I love paella.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 12:43

( ・ω・) Is that like kumquat pie?

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 07:59

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:55

( ・ω・) We've got a lot of good times in store for our upcoming season!

( ・ω・) Lots of laughs and you may even learn a thing or two!

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 21:19

<( ・ω・)> Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa EX.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 21:56

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa wearing a Corean.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 22:13

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa with pointy ears.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 22:15

v ( ・ω・)> Oops, it fell.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 22:30

v ( ・ω・) v Aw, hamburgers.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 22:54

v ( ・ω・) v I guess I'm just Clonepa again.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 15:14

       ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       (・ω・ ) <  Yay! It's scooter time〜♪
     ,O゙゙)=⊂二 ) ≡ \_________
   / ノ(( ̄_ノニニフ
   '=-=、\>>_ノ/,.=-\  
  ( ◎)゙ー――'( ◎) ≡3 ≡3 ≡3

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 15:40

( ・-・) Where the hell do you get the budget for all this?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 15:47

( ・ω・) What's a budget? Can you ride it?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:58

  へ____ヘ 
  |ノ      ヽ  
  | ´     ` | .
  ミ * ____ー__ ミ
  |  │・ω・ |│ < Hello everyone, I will take care of this thread for a while, meow.
  | _  ̄ ̄ ̄_|    
  | ∪     ∪   
  \__     _/    
    ∪ ̄∪

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 01:11

( ・-・) You've got to be kidding me.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 01:30

( ・ω・) Yay! My best friend in the whole world!!!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 04:40

  へ____ヘ 
  |ノ      ヽ  
  | ´     ` | .
  ミ * ____ー__ ミ
  |  │・ω・ |│ < Oops, the best friend of my best friend in the whole world, I meant, meow!
  | _  ̄ ̄ ̄_|    
  | ∪     ∪   
  \__     _/    
    ∪ ̄∪

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 14:14

( ・ω・) Where did you get the cat suit? Is that for the show?

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 15:02

  へ____ヘ 
  |ノ      ヽ  
  | ´     ` | .
  ミ * ____ー__ ミ
  |  │・ω・ |│ < Why the fuck am i in a fursuit goddamn fuckballs
  | _  ̄ ̄ ̄_|    
  | ∪     ∪   
  \__     _/    
    ∪ ̄∪

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