( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) I wanted that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)凸 I got one for you too!
( ・ω・) It's a Clonepa Xmas!
( ・-・) Grrrr.
.... (・-・ ) Is he gone?
(::;.:. (・-・ )
( ･:;.... (・-・ )
( ･ω:;.:... (・-・ )
( ･ω･) (・-・ )
( ・ω・) 凸 (・-・ ) Dammit.
( ﾟ∴∴∴∴∴ ヮﾟ∴∴) TANASINN
( ・ω・) I'd like to take this opportunity to tell all of my Clonepals watching tonight that there will be a special one hour episode airing Christmas day titled "Bung: Clonepa Sings Butts". Bung is also my captcha. This special will feature songs about butts in at least 3 different languages. 見ていッてくださいね～！
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(*ﾟーﾟ) < ANUS BLEACHING
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THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.
( ・-・) What?
( ・ω・) 凸
( ・-・) I hate you.
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（ ・ω・） I don't think I like our new sponsor.
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／ ＼￣￣＼≠／＿＿_ ＼
.<＼※ ＼＿＿____|i＼＿＿ヽ.
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| ･ิω･ิ) What's wrong with 'em, pyo?
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( ・ω・) We're on public television. We shouldn't have sponsors.
( ・ω・) Pyo.
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'´ ヽ
●ｌｶﾉﾉﾙ ﾋﾟﾉ●
从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ Better'n those fundraising drives, pyo!
⊂［］二［］つ Nobody likes those, not one bit, pyo.
/ B ヽ
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( ・ω・) My last fundraiser brought in 50 million in 30 minutes and it was on a holiday!
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'´ ヽ
●ｌｶﾉﾉﾙ ﾋﾟﾉ●
从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ But Clonepa, that was the Spermatazoa Drive, pyo!
⊂［］二［］つ All you did was fap off on Easter, pyo!
/ B ヽ
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( ・ω・) ?
( ・ω・) What is this "fap off" of which you speak?
( ・ω・) It must have something to do with carpentry.
( ・ω・) "I fapped off the crenelations until they were all precisely even."
( ・ω・) Yes, that must be it.
/⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ ))
（ 从 ノ.ノ
( .／ ￣￣￣￣＼
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|::::._＿＿＿＿ ＿＿) ） / ＜ This fucking show...
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／ ＼ヽ ＿二__.ノ <つ(.(rヽ | | |＝ |iiiiiiiiiii|
/⌒ヽ. ＼__／＼i/＼ ヽ .( .ﾉ | | | =. |iiiiiiiiiii|
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( ・ω・) Smoking is bad for your eyes, great leader.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I need to find that song.
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（ ・-・） After these messages,
（ ⊃┳⊃ We'll be riiiiiiiiiight back!♪
ε(＿)ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ （0ﾟ・ω・）
＝＝＝＝ ◎―◎⊃⊃
OH CLONEPA, I LOVE YOU.
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（ ・-・） This coffee tastes like p-EEEEEK!
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| ･ิω･ิ) Who's been messing with the cloner?
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( ・ω・) I was trying to give the next batch some character, but it didn't go right.
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（ ・-・） WHO EJACULATED IN MY COFFEE??
/ つ旦
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( ・ω・) I did it 555 times!
( ・ω・) * !
( ・ω・) Somewhere, one of me is being wailed on.
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(:( )
|:| ・ω・ | Ich bin Klonepa!
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|:| ・ω・ | Ich bin Kommandant Kaiser Roll von Klonepa!
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( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Go on...
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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(:( )
|:| ・ω・ | Sag mir, wo der Teufel bin ich?
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(:( )
|:| ・ω・ | Du hast einen vögel!
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（ ｀ハ´）Wo shi Sina, nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan
( ・-・) No, no, stay!
( ・-・) Yeah, I know, you bloated idiot.
（ ｀ハ´）Clonepa, I brought you some fruit? Why so abrupt and abrasive. If you don't wish to extend the invitation I will gladly leave, but I will remain melancholy for the rest of the evening. Sorry to be frank.
( ・ω・) I still want you to leave. If you could leave the fruit at the door, that would be appreciated.
( ・-・) This thread is now about Darkpa's feelings.
I feel a gripping sense of dolorousness with a slight tang of disgust, Clonepa.
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＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) Where the hell are they going with this?
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☹ I've become so numb, I can't feel you there... ☹
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/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) Ah, fucking christ... I shoulda seen that coming.
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（ ｀ハ´） Yes, Beady Eyes. Don't you have some feces to re-digest or something else to do?
.∧ ∧ You should look at the stars!
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≡ ） .＿＿） >・-・）･∵ -hurk-
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Perhaps you would enjoy a fist sandwich!
-SMEK-
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/ / | | ／ (´ω` ) Now that's more like it!
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Maybe we should rename you "Brooks CRACKTACKLE!!"
-ThuBOOMKpumPlap-
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＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・ ) GO MAN GO!!!
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( ・-・) Now to wait for justice to prevail!
( ・-・) ... doo dee doo dee doo...
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/（●）（●） durrrrr I got a letter but I can't read
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( ・ω・) Whats so special about liking jet planes?
( ・-・) I'm allergic to seafood. I believe I told you that when you hired me.
( ･ิω･ิ) They also came form China