( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
∧_,,∧
< ｀∀´ > Japan cattle are dirty nida. Give you disease. I'd rather eat cat.
>>401 agreed nida. choppari smell funny due to disease nida.
< ｀∀´> After you die, I steal your cat, and make most excellent meal hahaha.
( ・-・) Shut the fuck out and get the fuck up.
( ・-・) Wait, this isn't my thread. Continue.
( ・-・) You're such a crap-ass
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(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・）That's Walker Texas Crap-ass to you, kid.
(・-・) You're such a crap-ass.
(・-・) Yeah, that's right. I'm looking at you.
< ｀∀´> why long face do u have carrot in ass nida
( ・-・) How did you kn-
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Shut up!
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(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・）You was hoppin' along rathar awkward-like, bud.
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(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・）Liken' you had a carrot in yer keester.
/二\
(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・） Or a tuber in your pooper.
/二\
(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・） Or a rutabaga in y-
( ・-・) Enough already!
/二\
(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・） ...in yer money maker.
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(￣＼_ク
( ・ω・） The planet that is close to Neptune.
Your orders, sir?
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・∀・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7・ω・ ） / | ＜ Set course for Planet Butt!
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∩_∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・-・ ）＜ oh good god kill me already
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
| | |
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・∀・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7 ・ω・） / | ＜ My show is a huge success with a big budget.
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∩_∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・-・ ）＜ That can't be true!
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・∀・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7 ・ω・） / | ＜ Yeah, well we did make an agreement with the Mafia in the process
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∩_∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・-・ ）＜ Suddenly it all makes sense. Try not to get whacked.
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・ω・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7・ω・ ） / | ＜ Don't worry about it, there's plenty more of me anyway.
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∧_∧
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・ω・ ）
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ）
You might even say, two's company and I'm a cr-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（´ω` ヽ Ugh. I hate the sci-fi sketches.
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family was kicked out of Parliament in 1999.
Did you just say you're a crumbcake?
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・ ) Hee hee hee hee
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;| |l─────‐l|'
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・∀・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7 ・ω・） / | ＜ Did you know that Mitten's family got kicked out of Parliament?
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∩_∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・-・ ）＜ Yes.
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧ ∧ ∧ ∧
＿__（ _冂二冂(・∀・)
∧⊂／￣|二|￣＼つ∧二ヽ
ι匚|＿／＿＼＿匚i_|∪∪i］
＼／∠ ／ ／ ＼_／二／
／∠ ／ ／
／∠ ／ ∧＿∧＿__ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／∠ ／ /7 ・ω・） / | ＜ Well, this is certainly an awkward silence.
／∠ ／ ○ =i|＝ ~）/ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／∠ ／ i'''√√ i'''i￣ ,,,,/
∠ ／ ／__（＿（＿）／￣ ∩_∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
／ ／ ＼＼＼／ （・-・ ）＜ I blame socialism.
￣￣ |￣￣￣￣|￣＼ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
( ・ω・) Despite all real-world evidence to the contrary, I believe that more government is the solution to all problems, so I'm voting socialist for Obama.
( ・ω・) I'm a clone, and I vote. A lot.
( ・ω・) Boo!
( ・ω・) I hope I didn't scare you on this fine Halloween day.
( ・ω・) but seriously, I am.
( ・ω・) I always was.
( ・ω・) I always will be.
♪
∧,,∧
( ・ω・） I am eternal.
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( ・-・) The hell you are.
( ・ω・) I'm not?
( ・-・) At least that part of you ain't.
( ・ω・) Aw darn.
( ・ω・) At least I still have you as my bestext buddy.
∧_,,∧
（ ･ω・） Obama won!!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
( ;; ヽと つ
( ( ;( ;; ; ミ三三彡
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( ・-・) Fucking socialist communist ***********.
( ・-・) People who have no idea what socialist communist really means.
( ・-・) I FUCK HATE
（;´Д｀） can I be apart of this show, I know how to direct
( ･ิω･ิ) You're hired! We could use some new blood around here!
( ･ิω･ิ) Actually, we just need blood.
( ･ิω･ิ) Now if you excuse me, I need to "feed".
( ･ิω･ิ) Anyone else up for Burger King?
( ･ิω･ิ) They brought back the BK Taco with American cheese. Take that, Mexico!
（;´Д｀）Hey, that's a good idea. I know a good diner.
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i Freshen your cup, hon?
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
∧_,,∧
（ ･ω・） My cup is freshened!!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
( ;; ヽと つ日
( ( ;( ;; ; ミ三三彡
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-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i It would be, if you didn't run away.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| We have confirmation of a fresh cup!
＼＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∨
／￣￣ ＼ Call in the artillery strike!
/＼ ＿. ／ ￣￣＼ |＿＿＿__.| ／￣＼
／|￣￣|＼/_ ヽ |＿＿＿_ |∩（･ω・；||┘ |￣￣|￣￣|
／￣￣|￣￣|￣| （･ω・； ||┘ ＿ユ_II＿＿＿ |￣|￣￣|￣￣|
/￣￣|￣￣|￣￣|￣|（ ” つつ[三≡＿[----─ﾟ ￣|￣￣|￣￣|
/￣|￣￣|￣￣|￣￣|￣| ⌒＼⌒＼ || /￣￣|￣￣|￣￣|￣￣|￣￣|
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∧_,,∧
（･ Д・） Y..You're not even going to let me drink it?
と つ日
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|: : |: : : i! xxx , ヾミﾉﾉ,|: |:. :.|｀ヽ} Why would you need drinking it up...
|: : |: : : |＼ _ ｘｘ /,i :|:. :.|: : | when you can do me instead...
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＿_l==z､}: :|ヽ| ｀| |´ |::| /／｀ l: |: : | ๏̯͡๏﴿ Gimme a shot of yer strongest, hon.
٩(̾،ـ̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Ｉ ｈ ｕ ｎ ｇ ｅ ｒ
( ・-・) What the hell kind of crapass song is that?
( ・ω・) How 'bout a classic then?
( ・ω・) I'm a big fat butt, I'm a big fat butt♪
( ・-・) It's "I'm a big fat butt".
( ・ω・) It's close to miiiiiiiidnight♪
( ・ω・) And something evil's lurking in your butt♪
( ・ω・) We were going to do Butts en Regalia, but that's an instrumental number.
( ・ω・) That was the joke.
( ・ω・) Your mitten's got a hole in it.
( ・ω・) I keep pitching 'em, and you keep missing 'em.
( ・ω・) And don't say "but isn't a bowling ball infinitely sharp if it is a sphere which by definition contains infinite points and is technically undifferentiable if the points are not considered functions of spherical co-ordinates" because you would be wrong and I don't want to see you embarrass yourself.
( ・-・) But isn't a bowling ball infinitely sharp if it is a sphere which by definition contains infinite points and is technically undifferentiable if the points are not considered functions of spherical co-ordinates?
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|l | :| | |,r'",´￣￣￣￣￣｀ヽ､l::::: How the fuck did I end up here?
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|l | :| | |,r'",´￣￣￣￣￣｀ヽ､l::::: And why can't I get out?
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|l | :| | |,r'",´￣￣￣￣￣｀ヽ､l::::: You're my unending nightmare.
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( ・ω・) I have fish in my pocket.
( ・ω・) It's not in my butt.
( ・ω・) You can check if you want to.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, I'm sorry, but you'll have to keep that naughty-ness to yourself. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch is a family-friendly site.
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∥ ∧∧ What was that Grandpa?
(`(・∀・)っ I'm going to skin Beady Eyes alive.
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( ・ω・) Do it in his thread, please. I just shampooed the carpets.
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( ･ิω･ิ) Clonepa, your show is a hit with the kids! They love it!
( ･ิω･ิ) Unfortunately, kids don't have any money, so we need you to appeal to adults from now on.
( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.
( ・-・) What?
( ・ω・) 凸
( ・-・) ...What?
( ・ω・) Tetrominoes, you git.