( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) Where you got those? Rei's Diner?
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8 (二∧二)
NEXT TIME ON SENGOKU CLONEPA
Clonepa reunites with his buddy Beady, but ALL IS NOT AS IT SEEMS.
( ・ω・) It's just you, me, and a ton of marmalade.
( ・ω・) I hope you've thought this through, >>304
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( ・ω・) I don't have any boat AA handy, sorry.
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( ・ω・) Where did all you people come from?
( ･ิω･ิ) We're making a few changes to your show, kid.
( ･ิω･ิ) We need to appeal to a demographic that actually has money.
( ・ω・) Oh, new friends!
( ･ิω･ิ) Well, no. If you don't leave peacefully then I'll be forced to call security.
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( ･ิω･ิ) You are not security....
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Nya. Let's play outside, Clonepa, nya.
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( ・ω・) Last one out is a rotten egg roll!
( ・-・) Has anyone seen my kitty? He ran away recently and I have been looking all over for him...
( ・-・) ...Cause I'm getting kinda hungry here.
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i 乂-‐ －! i We serve only dogs.
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== REI'S CHINESE ==
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<丶｀∀´> did you say DOG??
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i 乂-‐ －! i We don't serve dog at Express locations.
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== REI'S EXPRESS ==
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i 乂-‐ －! i We only have rickrolls.
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== REI'S SONG ==
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i 乂-‐ －! i Never gonna give you up, lalala, never gonna give you up, lalala,
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ never gonna give you up, lalala. Sorry, we only have Diet Pepsi.
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== REI'S SONG ==
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( ・ω・) I'll go halfsies.
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i 乂-‐ －! i Sorry but you've already ordered and there's no refunds for rickrolls.
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== REI'S SONG ==
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( ・ω・) And by "always win" I mean people refrain from beating me to a bloody pulp.
( ・ω・) I'm not afraid to admit that.
( ・ω・) But now I also wonder what my real identity is.
( ・ω・) Am I a clone... or something more?
( ・ω・) Is this the real life...?
( ・ω・) Is this just fantasy...?
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ｒy ´・-・｀ヽっ < What he doesn't know is
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(( ˃ω˂) SUGOI SUGOI
( ･ิω･ิ) Interestingly enough, every time Beady was alone on camera, the viewership dropped to 0.
( ・-・) Damn I'm good! You got any more shows I could derail?
( ・ω・) I just realized something.
( ・ω・) I have a character!
( ・-・) You should imprint my awesome personality on the clones.
( ´ω`) Don't be an imbecile, Junior. You know what happened last time.
( ・-・) I'm not your damn kid, Cramps.
( ・-・) Is that so?
Why are you smiling, then?(・∀・) If I had been touched by gay magic, I wouldn't be smiling.
(・∀・) QED
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before consciousness
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the question mark was invented?
(・∀・) I've never seen you spew anything of value, old man.
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( ・-・) I find that difficult to believe.
( ・-・) And by difficult, I mean IMPOSSIBLE.
(・∀・) Oh, hey, Everybody Loves Clonepa is back on! We don't have to interact with eachother anymore!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Clonepa's thread seems to be the most popular thread in DQN! Who would've thought? Anyway Clonepa, I'm happy for you!
( ・ω・) I'm going to usurp the throne of "DQN mascot", killing you, DQN-kun, and Grandpa off. I'll turn all of you inside out and play with your guts, and torture you slowly with tanasinn.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
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( ・ω・) But I'm already standing up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Watching Marmaduke!
( ・-・) No. Reading. I bet you don't even know how.
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|･ω･) Remember kids, reading is for losers.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YaaaaaaaY!!!!!
( ・-・) Reading is fundamental, you nipplehead.
( ・ω・) Fundamentally STUPID!!
( ・ω・) Tune in tonight at 8 and watch me eat 50 hard boiled eggs!
( ・ω・) I'll have my 49 bestest clones with me, and we're each going to eat an egg in a massive synchronized extravaganza that people will be talking about for weeks!
( ・ω・) It'll be like those domino things, except with eating hard boiled eggs.
BREAKING NEWS:
Just in, beloved Clonepa clone #46 passed away just moments ago in what is believed to be an accident.
Sources say that he choked on a hard boiled egg while preparing for this evening's massive synchronized egg eating extravaganza. The e--
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/ / | | + ◇⊂（´ω` ヽ It's too sad. Too sad...
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( ・ω・) Poor Ice Cream Clonepa. We'll miss him.
( ・ω・) But Clonepa! It's me! I didn't die! I merely fainted in *eggs*tacy!
( ・ω・) I knew we should have eaten deviled eggs instead.
( ・ω・) Or maybe eggs in a basket...
( ・ω・) I'm going to write a novel about the whole ordeal, and it will gain critical acclamation!
( ・ω・) I'm using crayons to draw it in pictures. Pictures are fun!
( ・-・) ewwww
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) oh wait im a Time Lord lol
( ・ω・) Nice to meet you. How much are your timeshares worth?
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( ・ω・） Well don't that beat all, missy.