( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
Heys guys, what does this board do? :)
( EΦE) Are you my new friend?
( EΦE) Don't be shy!
One of us! One of us! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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( EΦE) I think I really like vanilla ice cream.
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( EΦE) buttface!
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( EΦE) Like candles and stuff. We also use the wax from your ears.
( E-E) That certainly explains some of the bleeding.
( E-E) ... FUCK SHITCOCK NOT MY GALL BLADDER AGAIN.
( EΦE) Caulk the wagon and float it. Works every time! Except when it doesnft.
( ~-~) Ohh... just like that
( EΦE) And trust me, you do not want to start over
PRANK CALLS!!! suggestions for prank calls :)
( EΦE) We'll promote it, bobby! Promise!
( E-E) I think you scared bobby away.
( EΦE) How could that be?
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( EΦE) We like bobby.
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( EΦE) gooba gabba.
( EΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE)ΦE) We're back in action, baby!
( EΦE) Hey kids! On tonight's Everybody Loves Clonepa, I'm gonna get my revenge! On who? For why? Tune in to find out!
( EΦE) Our musical guests tonight are The Big Noise From Down Under Didgeridoo Quintet, all the way from tropical Australia!
( E-E) That's a long way to go for a fart joke.
( EΦE) I can't fart
( EΦE) I have to pay people to fart for me.
( E-E) By the way, Australia might be a lot of things but it is certainly not tropical. I also have a really really bad feeling about the revenge-thingie you mentioned.
( E-E) Oh and did you even think about excusing for being such an asshole about 30 posts before? That really hurt me.
( EΦE) String tastes funny.
( E-E) I hate you. Take your pills.
( EΦE) You're my bestext friend!
( EΦE) If I were an asshole I bet I could fart.
( E-E) You don't have to be an asshole to enable me to shove a glass jar into you...
( ˃ Φ˂) ....
( EΦE) Nope. Nuthin.
( E-E) I wish they could show that giant explosion again, maybe in slow motion.
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And now, the Big Noise from Down Under!
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-urned in his best show ever tonight. Also, we'll ask
President Obama some tough questions for a change.
Can this inexperienced, floppy-eared nub from Chicago
take the heat? Tune in and f-
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( EΦE)@Morning, Evening, I can do it all! Just don't stick me on the 12 o'clock with that nasty old Kimberly Ann.
J E-E) You don't like me? That's sexual harrassment!!
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( EΦE)@Nobody likes you. You're whiny and nasty and you smell like a bus station bathroom.
( EΦE) At least you don't smell like Beady's butt!
( EΦE) That smells like poo and carrots.
( >Φ<) I SMELL NICE LIKE CINNAMON
( EΦE) Because I have no butt.
( EΦE) There's also a hint of butterscotch to my breath, courtesy of my unusual intestinal flora.
( EΦE) My armpits smell like strawberries!
J E-E) How in the world do your ratings regularly exceed those of MASH's last episode? HOW?
( EΦE) What can I say? I'm a big fan of my show!
( EΦE) Could it be you're beady eyes in disguise?