( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( EƒÖE) How could that be?
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( EƒÖE) We like bobby.
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(@¥ƒÖ¥) Then again, maybe we are too intense for poor little bobby.
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(@¥ƒÖ¥) baby bobby.
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( EƒÖE)( EƒÖE)( EƒÖE)( EƒÖE)( EƒÖE)( EƒÖE) baby bobby! baby bobby! baby bobby! baby bobby! baby bobby! baby bobby!
( EƒÖE) gooba gabba.
( EƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE)ƒÖE) We're back in action, baby!
( EƒÖE) Hey kids! On tonight's Everybody Loves Clonepa, I'm gonna get my revenge! On who? For why? Tune in to find out!
( EƒÖE) Our musical guests tonight are The Big Noise From Down Under Didgeridoo Quintet, all the way from tropical Australia!
( E-E) That's a long way to go for a fart joke.
( EƒÖE) I can't fart
( EƒÖE) I have to pay people to fart for me.
( E-E) By the way, Australia might be a lot of things but it is certainly not tropical. I also have a really really bad feeling about the revenge-thingie you mentioned.
( E-E) Oh and did you even think about excusing for being such an asshole about 30 posts before? That really hurt me.
( EƒÖE) String tastes funny.
( E-E) I hate you. Take your pills.
( EƒÖE) You're my bestext friend!
( EƒÖE) If I were an asshole I bet I could fart.
( E-E) You don't have to be an asshole to enable me to shove a glass jar into you...
( ˃ ƒÖ˂) ....
( EƒÖE) Nope. Nuthin.
( E-E) I wish they could show that giant explosion again, maybe in slow motion.
( E-E)
And now, the Big Noise from Down Under!
-applause-
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-urned in his best show ever tonight. Also, we'll ask
President Obama some tough questions for a change.
Can this inexperienced, floppy-eared nub from Chicago
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Did you remember to dudge the spoobnumby? Good!
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In an amazing change of situations,
our channel has mentioned "spoobnumbies"
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( EƒÖE)@Morning, Evening, I can do it all! Just don't stick me on the 12 o'clock with that nasty old Kimberly Ann.
J E-E) You don't like me? That's sexual harrassment!!
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( EƒÖE)@Nobody likes you. You're whiny and nasty and you smell like a bus station bathroom.
( EƒÖE) At least you don't smell like Beady's butt!
( EƒÖE) That smells like poo and carrots.
( >ƒÖ<) I SMELL NICE LIKE CINNAMON
( EƒÖE) Because I have no butt.
( EƒÖE) There's also a hint of butterscotch to my breath, courtesy of my unusual intestinal flora.
( EƒÖE) My armpits smell like strawberries!
J E-E) How in the world do your ratings regularly exceed those of MASH's last episode? HOW?
( EƒÖE) What can I say? I'm a big fan of my show!
( EƒÖE) Could it be you're beady eyes in disguise?
( EƒÖE) Well then you surely don't mind us going on a romantic diner and visiting a hotel for a few hours afterwards, huh?
The following scenes are not suitable for minors, but will be shown in the late night edition of everybody loves clonepa!
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Go to bed, kid.
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( E-E) Who the f*ck is shobon? And what kind of pills might he need?
( EƒÖE) They're my friends from Japan or Korea or someplace like that.
( EƒÖE) Oh, seems like he's german.
( EƒÖE) And likes oppai.
( EƒÖE) I don't really understand the appeal. They're just milk glands, aren't they?
( EƒÖE) I'd better see what the internet has to say about breasts.
( EƒÖE) Breasts - sexual or for breastfeeding babies?
( EƒÖE) This sounds like a good one!
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,600,000 for breasts [definition]. (0.07 seconds)
( EƒÖE) It's going to take a while to read all that.
LATER....
( EƒÖE) Whew, that was a lot of reading.
( EƒÖE) They really are just milk glands.
( EƒÖE) Sing a long time, kids!
( EƒÖE) Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh`ô
( EƒÖE) The birds are dead, but in my head`ô
( EƒÖE) They soar through the poison sky`ô
( EƒÖE) Life on smiles, but his face is red`ô
( EƒÖE) I'm very much too old to d-
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( EƒÖE) I wonder who's at the door?
( EὦE) I also wonder what's wrong with my face..
( EὦE) Could it have something to do with the man at the door?
( EὦE) No! I love my piggy snouty snout!
( EὦE) Teehee! It was Free Cueball Day in the Beady Eyes thread the other day!
( EƒÖE) Anyways, back to singalong time, kids!
( EƒÖE) Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh`ô
( EƒÖE) Skyward dead bird in the head with a smile ~ ~ ~ ô ô
( EƒÖE) Poison your life with them, his face flushed red and die ~
( EƒÖE) I'm old ô ~
( EƒÖE) ô
( EƒÖE) !!!
( LƒÖ`) ...
( LƒÖ`) I always wanted to ask Grandpa why he looks like a collapsed tomato, now I can at least relate to the feeling.
( LƒÖ`) Hehe, i'm flappy.
( EƒÖE) I wonder where air goes out after it comes in.
( EƒÖE) I wonder where the fat goes when people get thin.
(@@ @ E@@ ƒÖ@@@E ) Hello Clonepa! It's me, Fatpa again!
( EƒÖE) We've met before?
( EƒÖE) I'm Clonepa. Maybe you have me confused with Clonepa.
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( ^‿^) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( EƒÖE) Hello Clonepa! My name is Clonepa.
( EƒÖE) 888 get is coming up! Would you like it?
( E-◍) Finally!
i@MƒnLj I wanted the 888 get! Very lucky number, le!
And what's the deal with the Bledow desert, anyway?
It's the biggest desert in Poland! Ha-ha! Poland!
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( E-◍) Poland! Come on! Don't you get it? Goddamnit, this joke was hot 5 years ago!
(EÍE) Tell that to all the people doing those crappy Polandball Comics.