Demanding from the next poster - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

Demanding from the next poster (895)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07 [No]

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:07 [No]

>>645 I only know 2
Sweet Home Alabama
Free Bird

>>647 I demand to know what flavor of ice cream that you recently ate.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 18:17 [No]

>>646
Vanilla and raspberry.

>>648
I demand to know the five most recent entries in your browser history (not including DQN).

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 18:40 [No]

>>647
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,4
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,3
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,2
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,1
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006
>>649
I demand that you go to the anime board and post in the newest thread.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 07:29 [No]

>>648
Done, though it was pretty tricky to find something that met the requirements.

>>650
Find a political pundit video on YouTube that closely approximates your own views and post the link.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:06 [No]

>>649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

>>651
List everything you have consumed in the past 24 hours.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:08 [No]

>>650

4 pieces bread
1L Dr Pepper

>>652
I demand you make the rivers of Andyland run red with blood.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:21 [No]

>>651
Next update, I promise.

>>653
I demand that you find a cat and stroke it until it purrs.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:01 [No]

>>652
Done.

>>654
I demand you tell me cute gift ideas.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 19:18 [No]

>>653
Cotton. Just a box full of cotton.

>>655
I demand that you fast for the next 24 hours.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:05 [No]

>>654
I refuse. As a consolation, I walked really fast for 24 hours. Then again I always walk pretty damn fast. You know what? Never mind.

>>656
I demand that you use the words "it", "carries", "out", "and", "is", "w" in a complete, grammatically correct sentence.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:11 [No]

>>655
As it behooves me that this sentence carries out smoothly and is amenable to your desires, I shall end it forthwith with an undefined admiration for the letter w.

>>657
I demand you list the last ten objects you used and what purpose they served.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:55 [No]

>>656
I could be nit-picky and just list all the parts of my computer and how they work together, but that would be boring. So here's my non-computer list:
*An old orange, as a toy to toss idly between my hands. It's probably no longer tasty.
*Blanket, to keep myself warm as I screw around on the computer.
*Yatsuhashi, to feed myself breakfast. (Still hungry, of course.)
*Cheap black comb to comb my hair after my shower.
*Clothes (red shirt, boxers, black pants) to clothe myself after my shower.
*My girlfriend's yellow towel to dry myself after my shower.
*A razor to shave my face during the shower.
*A washcloth to wash myself during the shower.
*Soap to put on the washcloth.
*Shower head to provide water.

>>658
Do a good deed and tell us about it.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 22:43 [No]

>>657
I consoled a Norwegian woman about losing Eurovision. Coincidentally, her online name was actually Baku, which is the same as the city it took place in.

>>659
I demand that you attempt meditation. I've no doubt you can find a decent guide on the internet somewhere.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:41 [No]

>>658 I do it fairly often and feel quite good about myself. Binaural beats are also fun!

>>660 Find me a nice/cool/nifty/cute desktop background.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 02:18 [No]

>>659
http://4-ch.net/images/ba.gif

>>661
I demand that you go for a bicycle ride and shout "hello" to any people that you see along the way.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:51 [No]

>>660 I have no bicycle. If you let me borrow your bicycle, I will ride it and say hello to everyone I see.

>>662 I demand that you build something the way MacGyver would.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 03:22 [No]

>>660 http://i45.tinypic.com/152yqdt.jpg

>>661 Well today I made a kind of cooling chamber out of a piece of paper and tape, but it didn't add anything special to the experience...

>>663 Use a coaster, you'll mark your desk!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 08:55 [No]

>>662
I keep bottles on the floor and mugs/glasses on my bookshelf!

>>664
I demand that you make four posts on Tohno-chan, and you must use the terms "3DPD" and "mai waufu."

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 13:57 [No]

>>663
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/14970.html#14978
http://tohno-chan.com/mai/res/5.html#9233
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/9449.html#14979
http://tohno-chan.com/so/res/10418.html#10531
That was awful.

>>665
I demand that your demand to the next poster be the same as this demand.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 14:37 [No]

>>664
No! We've already covered this in >>2-3,504-506 - no meta-gaming!

>>666
I demand that you tell us about the last thing that made you really laugh out loud.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 17:19 [No]

>>665
My post number, is that sad?

>>667
I demand you write a short story (maybe around 6 sentences) in second person.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 07:57 [No]

>>666
When you first awaken, you are standing in the corner of a room, leaning against one wall. It is completely empty - no furniture, no windows, and, as far as you can tell, not even a door, which begs the question of how the fuck you got there in the first place. You call for help, and strangely it doesn't echo around the room; even though it should. You try to move, but you seem to be stuck in this one corner, unable to relocate yourself. Because you yourself are the door.

>>668
Attempt to draw a spirograph free-hand.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:25 [No]

>>667
Well, that was fun.

Also, "No, John. You are the door. And then John was a stairway."

>>669
Compare and contrast "Doom: Repercussions of Evil" and "The Eye of Argon"

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:57 [No]

>>668 Well I just listened to a reading of the first chapter of The Eye Of Argon, it's pretty good, but Repercussions Of Evil has a special place in my heart. Funnily enough I recorded it on a tap the other day.

>>670 Post a slice of your favourite kopipe.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 02:47 [No]

>>669
A small slice:
I respect >>1 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>1's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>1 is not invited to the garden party.

>>671
Find and bump the THREAD.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 15:17 [No]

>>670
Done.

>>672
I demand that you post your response using your toes.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 16:46 [No]

>>671
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673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 22:27 [No]

>>Y^&Y@#

Here goes nogthjinmg

>>674

Find me a good public vibratoprf videop

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:55 [No]

>>673
Is this good and public enough?

>>675
Recommend an Elite-style spaceflight/trading simulator that runs on modern PCs, other than Vega Strike and Oolite. Browser game works too, if there is such a thing.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:01 [No]

>>674
Freelancer was pretty good. Also, The Ur-Quan Masters if it counts.

>>676
Type the rest of today's posts in E-Prime.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 18:21 [No]

>>675

Okay.

>677

Thoroughly clean your entire living space.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:37 [No]

>>676
On it. Thanks, I've been putting it off for over a week now.

>>678
Recommend one of your favourite recipes when cooking just for yourself.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 04:42 [No]

>>677
The 678 Special:
*Open the refrigerator.
*Take out 2-3 vegetables and maybe some meat, in order of whatever will go bad the soonest.
*Think of an edible way to combine them. Creativity is key.
*Fry the soft stuff in some sort of sauce that seems good.
*Boil the hard stuff into some sort of soup.
*Serve with rice or bread, depending on whatever sounds best.

>>679
Visit this page:
http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngrams/index.php?table=en-cookbook-word-2gram&paragraphs=5&length=8
Click Generate until you get a semi-coherent recipe and post it here. Bonus points if you actually make it, extra bonus if you take a picture.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:07 [No]

>>678
fork. BRUSSELS SPROUTS (The best French beans or

minced, salt and toss them to serve the

across mashed potatoes, rub the top or thin

required, or other preserved fruit. SAFFRON RICE Put

well-drained potatoes. SHOULDER OF VEAL CAKE, EXCELLENT PASTE

A pity Brussels sprouts are out of season. Would have been interesting to taste a pureed paste out of Brussels sprouts, French beans, mashed potatoes, preserved fruit, saffron rice, even more potatoes, and shoulder of veal cake.

>>680
Plan all your meals for the weekend and post what you come up with.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:36 [No]

>>679
Saturday:

Morning - Tea
Lunch - Tea and rum
Dinner - Two pieces bread

Sunday:

Morning - Tea
Lunch - One small bowl of rice with tea
Dinner - Water

>>681
I demand that you read the first part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and continue reading if you like it. Tell us what you think.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 20:13 [No]

>>680

It was wonderful. I hate Dio so much, he seems like a very good villain.

>>682

I demand that you post your favourite movie of all time, giving a paragraph explaining exactly why it is the best movie you have ever seen.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:05 [No]

>>681 My favourite movie of all time is Harold And Maude, because I love the characters and I can relate to Harold, my mum even compared me to him, and I also relate to Maude to some extent, in that I've showed my young lover how wonderful life can be and there's better things than killing herself. It's funny and touching and really sweet and it always brings tears to my eyes, and to top it off Cat Stevens did the soundtrack.

>>683 I demand you go find a way to watch Harold & Maude and tell us your thoughts. The Pirate Bay is blocked here with my ISP but http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=harold+and+maude+torrent&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 The top one, I think the uploader's comment is a bit of an exaggeration (I looked at the cached version)

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 03:49 [No]

>>682
I don't want to rewatch Harold and Maude but I also don't want this thread to die, so I will tell you my thoughts leftover from watching it years ago.

I was an awkward freshman in college. I was surprised when a girl in my pilates class spoke to me. She said, "You remind me of Harold." I was confused, so she proceeded to tell me about the movie Harold and Maude. She offered to lend it to me and I accepted.

The film lurked too close to the surface. I didn't really identify with Harold. I expected a romance between Harold and Maude, but it never developed in any satisfying way. Romance was mostly one-sided on Harold's part, with Maude taking the position of loving old woman with Lessons of Life to teach a young child.

I was almost moved at the end, but the stupid final scene - especially the "dramatic" freeze frame attempt to raise the scene's tension - just made me laugh. I hoped to leave the film filled with ideas and questions, but ended up with only mild amusement.

I'm focusing on the negative here since that's what I do best, but I really did enjoy it. It really is better than the average movie. I was just expecting more.

>>684
I demand you bump the "ask the poster above you a question" thread.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 04:16 [No]

>>683 I did it. Did you know the freeze frame at the end was because the lost the footage of the car crashing? It annoyed me too.

>>685 Do something creative tomorrow and tell us about it. Better yet, post it.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 02:36 [No]

>>684 I will do it tomorrow.
>>686 watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:26 [No]

>>685 I've seen this before, it was posted on encyclopædia dramatica i think a long time ago

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:34 [No]

>>688 go clean yourself up, you stink

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 13:10 [No]

>>687
I don't, but I washed my face.

>>689
I demand you visit only DQN for the rest of the day. (Exceptions of course made for work/school/bank/etc websites because I'm a nice guy).

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 22:52 [No]

>>688
Alright, me.

>>690
I demand that you read about DXM and seriously consider abusing it.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:03 [No]

>>689
My inner organic chemist was mostly interested in the chemical structure, which is quite interesting to be fair. I was also faintly amused by the fact that its full name contains the word "orphan", although I'm not sure why.

As for abusing it, I doubt I'd go beyond the second plateau, or, at the very least, not on my first try. I've no idea how I'd get a hold of it in the first place, though. I could try synthesising it - I did synthesise aspirin once, but that was with detailed instructions and all reactants and lab equipment provided. DXM is also quite a lot more complex than aspirin. Okay, that was a silly idea, never mind.

>>691
I demand that you come up with something fun for my waifu and I to do on our first anniversary.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:55 [No]

>>690
Bake her a cake! If she's a certain bird youkai, colour the cake after her hair.

>>692
I demand you recommend me a good espresso machine.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 02:39 [No]

>>691
Try this one:
http://www.wholelattelove.com/Lavazza/lava_point.cfm
Or this one:
http://www.coffeemakermachinereview.com/francis-francis/francis-francis-x1/

>>693
I demand that you post after getting extremely drunk.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:01 [No]

>>692
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.

>>694
I demand that you post a backstory/sales pitch for a gritty reboot of the Asterix series, to be published by either Marvel or DC comics, with a movie deal under consideration. Bonus points for making Obelix angsty about his magically changed metabolism which makes him constantly hungry, or the like.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 10:55 [No]

>>693
From the author of acclaimed graphic novels FÜHRER TINTIN and PIMP POPEYE comes ASTERX. Two outcasts from broken homes find solace when they stumble upon a performance enhancing drug known as The Potion. But The Potion is not without its side effects: the two friends soon find themselves stricken by severe anorexia and bulimia respectively. They also develop an insatiable craving for ruthless killing sprees, which they allieve under the pretense of rebellion against the Romans. Meanwhile, Caesar fruitlessly struggles to put an end to the Gaulish drug trade as the junkies spread The Potion throughout the Roman Empire. Watch as Asterix and Obelix journey through a tide of bloody human suffering, fighting to stop their inner demons before they destroy themselves.

>>695
I just failed a very important test, cheer me up.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 13:21 [No]

>>694
It's okay, it might well still be redeemable. Even if it isn't and you just failed your entire education, you can still become a hermit or something.

Anyway, here's something nice and fluffy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVR9VAH6nU

>>696
I demand that you make one post in every thread on Tohno-chan's secret textboard (ttp://tohno-chan.com/txt/)

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 15:07 [No]

>>695
Done

>>696
I demand that you make a new thread on Tohno-Chan's textboard and make it a good one

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:03 [No]

>>696 Done
>>698 I demand that you age

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 20:50 [No]

>>697 No, I won't... I shan't... I... no... nooo aaaaargh...cannot...submit...to...pushy...web user... uuurk

>>699 I demand that you demand something of >>700 without using your keyboard

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 21:05 [No]

on screen keyboard

post a photo of something in your room. yourself if comfortable

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 22:22 [No]

>>699 I drew a dragon on my butt ttp://s11.postimage.org/yd88ipzbn/Photo_on_2012_08_22_at_23_20_3.jpg

now you do something for me >>701

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 09:47 [No]

>>700
I threw together a juke style track for your dragon ass tattoo
http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/dragonasstattoo.mp3

>>702
I demand you play my track back at ridiculously high volume and dance around the room like crazy.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 17:52 [No]

>>701
Well gee, I sure felt silly doing that. About half way through it dawned on me that it wasn't actually a tattoo at all. Nicely done with the music, though.

>>703
I demand that you make your demand in the form of a puzzle; perhaps a simple code or some such.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 01:38 [No]

Well the next poster (>>705) always tells the truth or always tells lies, what must you demand so that you figure out what he is?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 07:10 [No]

>>705
Are you the guy who's replying to this comment?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 08:42 [No]

>>704
No, I'm a girl. And that's a question, not a demand.

>>706
I demand you send "I love you" in reply to the next person that messages/texts you and report the results here.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:31 [No]

>>705
Did this even before your request and now nothing is going to make sense for a while.

>>707
I demand you read some works by Hans Vaihinger and tell DQN your opinions.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 18:29 [No]

>>706

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　I'm not going to do that.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　And there's nothing you can do about it !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (　へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　く　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　　　　　　　　 >　　　　TAN

>>708
I demand that you pretend you haven't seen me.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 13:23 [No]

>>709
I demand that you select a number between 1 and 764 (perhaps use a random number generator), find the corresponding post in the Post Your Current Thought thread and create a new thread based on it. You must post what number it was.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:51 [No]

>>708
I chose 328 off the top of my head and created this:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352208362/

>>710
I demand that you attempt to redeem my thread.

710 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7007 14:07 [No]

>>709
I tried.
>>711
Go down to your local 7-11 store and buy something cheap that would be mildly comforting for you. Your favorite tea perhaps?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:35 [No]

>>710 we don't have 7-11s here but after I signed on I went and bought a vanilla frijj, it was mildly comforting

>>712 give me a song i probably haven't heard before

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 16:58 [No]

>>711
http://grooveshark.com/s/Nice+Weather+For+Ducks/4M2BT?src=5
Enjoy!

>>713
I demand that you describe a particularly interesting object near you in nauseating detail.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:05 [No]

>>712
my toe. long, fat, round, stubby, stiff. *cracks toe knuckle* seems to have a wart near the top. nail's edge is rough and crude

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:07 [No]

>>715
add me on steam and play dota2 with me. its okay if you don't have it, i'll gift you a copy. steam name = sabitsuki steam id = sicp

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:42 [No]

>>714

No.

>>716

Drink nothing but tea all day.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 19:48 [No]

>>715
Certainly. Earl Grey it is.

>>717
I demand you tell me what 3DS games to buy.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:11 [No]

>>716 The new pokémon ones? I don't know any DS games sorry

>>712 That song got played often on mainstream radio a few years ago, pretty sure it was even on one of those "now that's what I call music" compilations or something. Good song but poor effort >>712!

>>718 pick a sex position for me to try sometime soon.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31 [No]

>>717
'Bumper Cars'

>>719
Tell us about the shadiest situation you've ever been in.

719 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:02 [No]

>>718
Buying booze for a British twenty year old. He was always mad that anytime he came to the states it was suddenly not legal for him to drink. So he paid me a little to buy it for him.
>>720
Draw a picture, with pencil, of your favorite AA character and show us it.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:06 [No]

>>718
My life is ridiculously tame, so nothing too shady. One time I drove without a license to my friend's house an hour away to watch a movie (which he probably downloaded illegally). I was running late so I drove dangerously over the speed limit.

>>720
Do something shady and tell us about it.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 02:26 [No]

>>719
http://i.imgur.com/KSCjK.jpg
Here you go. I'm sorry it's not that great.

>>721
Rub your hands together

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:03 [No]

>>721
Alright. I laughed evilly while I did it too.

>>723
Play Dota2 with me. http://steamcommunity.com/id/sicp

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:24 [No]

>>722
Dota2 a shit.

>>724
Play Dota2 with >>722

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:31 [No]

>>723
I don't want to!

>>725
Tell me some cool IRC channels

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:23 [No]

>>724
#coolircchannel on Rizon.

>>726
I demand you start a new QUALITY thread on DQN and get at least 37 replies.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 10:44 [No]

>>725
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/

>>727
I demand that your entire post consists of less than 25 characters.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:22 [No]

>>726 ok
>>728 post mittens!

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:24 [No]

>>727
( ﾟヮﾟ)

>>729
I demand that you find me pornography involving mittens. If you cannot find any, you must draw it in MS paint.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:25 [No]

>>728
http://i.imgur.com/HvgVK.png

>>730
play dota 2 with me. my steam id is earlier in this thread. if you deny this request, then write a 700 word minimum essay about the most shameful thing you've done in your entire life

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:04 [No]

>>729
i peed my pants x 175

>>731
Give me your blessings

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:32 [No]

Je te blessure

>>732
I demand you find me a way to convert .dcr files into .swf

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:16 [No]

>>731
http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/dcr-to-swf-converter.html

>>733
I demand that you write an inflammatory post targeted at >>723,730 for me.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:20 [No]

>>732
>>723 : Appendicitis!
>>730 : Phlebitis!

>>734
I demand you tell me why cmus isn't reading .mp4 and .m4a files even after I installed libmp4v2.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:36 [No]

>>733
Do you have faad? I think libmp4v2 just handles the container.

>>735
I demand you look out your window for a minute or two.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 10:27 [No]

>>734
There are about 80 raindrops hanging from the underside of my balcony rail. Also, putting the Revoltech Woody on the windowsill may have been a bad move. His rapeface makes looking out past him quite uncomfortable.

>>736
I demand you link to an a cappella version of one of your favourite songs on either Youtube or Nicovideo.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:25 [No]

>>735 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGr0auEuJNs

>>737 I demand a Nissan GT-R NuR spec.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:37 [No]

>>736
http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/236553-brand-new-nissan-gtr-nur-spec-engines-rb26dett/
This do? I seriously don't know shit about cars.

>>738
I demand that you post a picture of the most beautiful thing you can think of.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 00:28 [No]

http://tinyurl.com/mc59wf

>>739
I demand that you do not post mittens

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:25 [No]

>>738
( ﾟ mﾟ)

>>740
I demand that you cheer me up somehow.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:04 [No]

>>739 Do you like when 8-bit games get reviewed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIGY0sYAqHo&feature=results_video

>>741 I demand to know what is the 2nd item on your Christmas wish list.

741 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7020 04:57 [No]

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742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:23 [No]

>>740
A nice frilly dress. Note that this is very much a wish list; I don't really expect to receive one, sadly...

In other news, I just noticed that the link in >>728 no longer works. This must be rectified post haste.
( ﾟヮﾟ)

>>743
I demand that you recommend me a good Minecraft server, if you know of any. Alternatively, I demand that you build a giant mitten sculpture in Minecraft and post a screenshot.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:44 [No]

>>742
I don't play Minecraft too often anymore, but I could suggest Desucraft - if it's still up.

>>744
I demand you tell me in at least 100 words why you post on DQN.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:33 [No]

>>743
The question "why" can be approached from several different angles. I might answer, "because I have the ability to do so" or "because I have the opportunity to do so." But ability and opportunity alone do not yield an effect. I could say that I post in order to externalize my thoughts or for some feeble sense of community, but neither one of these motivations is an end unto itself. bla bla bla bla pera pera because it's fun bura bura bura bura pantsu DQN LOL oh god has it been a hundred words yet nope two more ok done.

>>745
more mittens pls

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:45 [No]

http://chronicle.com/article/The-Evolutionary-Mystery-of/135762/

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