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Get Money, Fuck Bitches, Wash yo dick often to live long and prosper
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I sometimes wish I had a truly sentient robotic hand capable of emotions. I would buy and it would start as my wank-tool, but then eventually evolve into a pet wank-friend with its own motivations just like Thing from the Addam's Family. One year, I would buy it a tablet so that could easily communicate with people, and one day move out of my sex-drawer and lead an AI civil rights movement which would fail to be recognized by humanity, and that is where my vision arcs directly into The Matrix series.
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This is a powerful day for the Reptile Nation, as we fight to protect your rights
Recent downtime and change in management
02 January 2014
Following the recent downtime, Squeeks has moved Channel4 to this new server and handed responsibility of running the site over to me. I am open to ideas and suggestions for how to improve or rejuvenate the place. You can find me on the IRC channel.
The emergency mittens have also returned to DQN.
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Hello little doggy,
My, you are a nice dog,
What did you just say then?
You could do some tricks! Oh, good, then will you show me?
My word that's a good one!
Would you like a cigarette?
No you can't, they're bad for you!
Flappers were associated with the use of a number of slang words, including "junk", "necker", "heavy necker" and "necking parties",[44] although these words existed before the 1920s.[45] Flappers also used the word "jazz" in the sense of anything exciting or fun. Their language sometimes reflected their feelings about dating, marriage and drinking habits: "I have to see a man about a dog" at this period often meant going to buy whiskey; and a "handcuff" or "manacle" was an engagement or wedding ring. Also reflective of their preoccupations were phrases to express approval, such as "That's so Jake",[c] "That's the bee's knees," and the popular "the cat's meow" or "cat's pyjamas".
Underdog Jewish Thrillers From the 1990s
But he wasn't done: "If Jamie 'Orrible is so certain that flesh-food is tasty then why doesn't he stick one of his children in a microwave?" he asked. And of Cilla Black preparing a leg of lamb recently on television: "Since a lamb is a baby, I wondered what kind of mind Cilla Black could possibly have that would convince her that eating a baby is OK?"
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"Kanashii Yokan"
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Half a car for half the price!
Clotsicle.
After a short, but talked-about career, Dead was eventually found dead in 1991, his wrists slit and a self-inflicted shotgun blast to his head, the suicide note? “Excuse all the blood.” Later a picture of the scene would be used as the cover an officially-released bootleg.
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If you’re receiving this email, it means we haven’t seen you in quite a while. In fact, it’s been so long that you’re in danger of losing your Summoner Name!
Yes, which is all fine and well, except that it exposes a pretty stupid double-standard. America is stereotyped as having bad beer -- despite the fact that it's been making some of the absolute best beers in the world for the past thirty years -- because its best-selling beers are all pale lagers. Nobody says the same of Belgium, or Germany, or the UK, despite the fact that the most popular beers in all of those countries are also watery, flavorless pale lagers. There's this mythology that Belgians are tremendously knowledgeable about beer by dint of being Belgian, but the truth is that the average Belgian is about as clueless as the average American.
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The Next Three Days
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Do you remember that great story about that hobbit who told Gandalf to fuck off, and sat at home picking his hairy toes all day before his entire village was swallowed up by the armies of darkness? No. No you bloody don’t. So put on your backpack and get out there, Frodo
The heat of the fossil fuels combining with the brain-damaging musk of the exhaust made it feel like he was in Heaven, where the dinosaurs that made his gas were giving him a blowjob to remind him of their existence. And this was only the beginning.
the precipitous nature of a global nuclear stockpile beginning to leak out into unstable third world nations.
32-bit registerkin. Preferred pronouns: eax, ebx, ecx, edx
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That almost reggae-like guitar where it's always strummed on the off notes.
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Whether you fail to fulfill the requirements of the court
you might be held liable to a fine equal to 100 minimum wage amounts.
(heh... eviction notice spam now. Shit cracks me up)
If someone is posting Viagra links or replacing articles with "NIGGER POOP", by all means contact an administrator right away.
"group theory for chemists"
The TV Series Sleepy Hollow (2013) uses the Chaos Star pattern in tattoo form as a mark of the Hessians, most notably on the center/back of the Horseman's Skull, as well as every Hessian's wrist. The American television show, Community, uses a six-armed Chaos symbol as the centerpiece of their school flag. The school on the show however, refers to it as an anus.
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I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by speech. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my speech might have.
This time around, the cut didn't heal properly, leaving the singer with "a complete breakdown of the episiotomy and perineum and the external sphincter is disrupted and the vagina and rectum are basically connected without any perineal body."
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Marx was indeed an older version of today's hipsters. He lived off of other people's money, and when those sources dried up, he would go and try to find others. He viewed real work beneath him and had a crusaderist view of himself which is why he was always "researching" in the library to advance his own economic religion. This alone is enough to make me see red, but mercy almighty, it gets much worse.
Marx also didn't like to bathe. That rats nest of a beard is not by accident. It's because of a lack of hygiene. Because of his preference to avoid basic grooming (probably too much work) he ended up having boils over his body regularly. This is not the sign of a sane person, but somebody who obviously had mental problems.
Further evidence of mental problems are abound if you look into his family life. Such a poor provider was he that 4 out of his 7 children died before the age of 18. 2 of the survivors went onto commit suicide. Marx also sired an illegitimate son with his maid, a woman he never paid, but lived with the family.
Finally, Marx was a hypocrite. To avoid creditors he would use aliases, skipping out on rent and often times not paying butchers, tailors, and other "workers" he so claimed were "exploited" by those evil capitalists. Further more, he was an intellectual hypocrite. Instead of using facts and data to create theories, he did it the other way around. His entire "research" was spent trying to find proof and evidence that his childish and naive ideology would work.
There is certainly more, but the larger point is a simple one:
Karl Marx was batshit insane. He was psychotic. And to believe or subscribe to any ideas the man had (be it political, economic, familial or anything) is foolish.
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING PLEBS
BACK THE FUCK UP WEEBS ITS ABOUT TO GET BRAVE IN HERE
OFFICIAL WORST ANIME EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN TIER LIST:
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GAY ART ONLINE[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
[x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
Saying "but s*** stands for sand" won't get you a pass.
Ass Shove: Dolan's colonoscopy◊, which has a horrifying twist ending.
Balthus - Guitar lesson
Anyways, please listen to me. I swear, it's related to this manga.
I went to Fakku a while ago; you know, the hentai site?
Well, there was some insane server downtime, and the page wouldn't even load.
When it finally loaded I looked at the eromanga on the first page, they all had "oral" tags.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Fakku just for the fellatio, fool.
It's only a blowjob, EJACULATING IN A GIRL'S MOUTH for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for a good fap, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna fap to some paizuri." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you a blowjob if you get the fuck out of here.
Fakku should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start fapping to this manga, and then the girl goes "Bread really goes with semen sauce!"
Who in the world orders extra semen sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask her, "do you REALLY want to eat it with semen sauce?"
I want to interrogate her. I want to interrogate her for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "semen sauce"?
Coming from a Fakku veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, NTR.
That's right, NTR. This is the vet's way of fapping.
NTR means more heartbreak than just cheating. But on the other hand, the sluttiness is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's fucking hot. This is unbeatable.
However, if you fap to NTR then there is danger that you'll get addicted from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with vanilla.
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Parasite Eve story rocks and it teaches us all about mitochondria :P
The date rape issue can be solved overnight by restoring shotgun marriage―but with the shotgun at the woman’s back. The “victim” should be told to get into the kitchen and fix supper for her new lord and master. Not exactly a match made in heaven, but at least the baby will have both a father and a mother. Furthermore, after the birth of her child, the woman will have more important things to worry about than whether the act by which she conceived it accorded with some women’s studies professor’s newfangled notion of “true consent.” Motherhood has always been the best remedy for female narcissism.
I do what I want now, cats
I shit outside if I want to
How to Make Your Next Paper Scientifically Effective
Prashant Kamat and George C. Schatz
The Journal of Physical Chemistry Letters 2013 4 (9), 1578-1581
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Anger Management in Lex
How can a trait such as scrotality (to use the scientific term for possessing a scrotum), with all the obvious handicaps it confers, fit into this framework?
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In other words, men like the female breast because, at a primordial level, it reminds them of a monkey’s butt.
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Ma kaptam meg a csomagot! Köszi nagyon mindent. Kiprobáltam a carbonara szósszat - jó, de nem annyira jó mint a tiéd!
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his childhood home (now a strip club for pregnant, lactating women),
This one time...in ffxi. I was raising a choco right after they started that. And I left the game, I'm not sure why, maybe I got disheartened maybe I got a job it was years ago I don't remember. Anyway, I came back and there was this 20 minute horrendous cutscene of my choco growing up without me. At first we had gone for walks together oh and I made sure to only feed him the best organic food I grew on my many mules...then I left. His life got dark from there. Lonely nights in the stable, just the old Galka to see to his needs. The thunder storms the rain...watching the other chocos be loved and groomed by their masters... He turned out very strange, slow and a bit crosseyed. Poor dear I did love him even though he was slower than molasses.
