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Syd Rapson, the Labour MP, comments on trousers that blow up at the front to disguise erections: "It's an absolute disgrace that somebody should use the internet to market these "Trust Me" trousers. It makes it very difficult legally to try and pin them to an offence because it covers the fact that they are stimulated in the groin area."
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I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
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The spokesman for the KPA Strategic Force in a statement issued on Wednesday blasted the U.S. and its allies for misbehaving, steeped in enmity toward the DPRK, resorting to a malignant smear campaign from the moment when its rockets soared into the sky, and clarified the following principled stand of the force:
As far as provocation is concerned, it is the brigandish Key Resolve and Foal Eagle joint military exercises kicked off by the U.S. against the DPRK and base remarks made by such guy as U.S. Secretary of State Kerry, who labeled the DPRK "closest closed country", "evil place" and "country of evil".
It is the brazen-faced judgment of American style to label the just self-defensive drills in one's own land as "provocation" and it is the shameless standard of American style to describe its war exercises for aggression to serve a sinister purpose in the land of other country as "defensive" and "annual".
The U.S. and its followers should bear in mind that if their reckless provocation against the DPRK goes beyond tolerance limit, its defence rockets in the process of drills will lead to a retaliation of the most powerful attack rocket launching in a moment.
2. The U.S. and its followers should no longer resort to such a foolish act as escalating tensions under the pretext of the DPRK's rocket launching.
Whenever an opportunity presented itself, the U.S. has deliberately screwed up and escalated the situation on the Korean peninsula under the groundless pretext.
In recent years alone, the U.S. termed the DPRK's satellite launch a missile launch and fabricated UN resolutions on "sanctions", bringing the situation to the brink of war.
This time, too, it is seeking to opt for such reckless way as escalating tensions again, vociferating about "such sanctions as those against Iran" and "more stringent blockade" under the pretext of the DPRK's rocket launching drills.
It was prompted by the U.S. displeasure with recent signs of the north-south dialogue and the DPRK-Japan contact thanks to the DPRK's positive steps.
The U.S. should clearly realize that its acts of kicking off frantic war maneuvers for aggression and aggravating the situation under the pretext of the DPRK's regular rocket launching drills can neither work nor can be overlooked.
3. The U.S. and its followers should dare not let loose foolish sophism persistently taking issue with the DPRK over its nuclear issue with its rocket launching drills as a momentum.
The U.S. is now spreading rumors that it "does not recognize not only the DPRK's rocket launch but its access to nuclear weapons," "the south-north relations can be mended only when the north dismantles its nuclear weapons first" and "the U.S.-north dialogue and the U.S.-north relations are possible only when the north moves first".
This is rather an absurd jargon than ignorance.
The nuclear force of the DPRK is by no means something to which it had access in the hope of "recognition" by the U.S. and its followers.
It is the self-defensive treasured sword to defend the whole Korean nation and preserve the regional peace and security from the U.S. increasing nuclear threats and blackmail.
Nothing is more serious miscalculation than to assert that the DPRK's nuclear deterrence exists if anyone recognizes it and disappears if anyone does not recognize it.
The U.S. had better coolly judge the situation and drop the bad habit of deliberately taking issue with others.
I don't deny that it's probably a lovely village, it's just everyone who lives there is a cock.
>>766
Make yourself a lifetime supply.
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http://act.watchdog.net/petitions/4119 We spend a lot of time debating what to post on Facebook. We type out a message, then we rewrite it. Sometimes we erase it all together.
But the code that powers Facebook has been recording everything we type on screen, even if we don't hit publish ― and it wants to know why we aren't sharing.
Turns out, Facebook has been monitoring, tracking and interpreting our unposted notes, comments and statuses this entire time, using even what we don't say as metadata to pass on to spy agencies like the NSA or advertisers from Groupon to Mastercard.
Choosing not to share is supposed to be what little still protects us from governments and corporations that can hack our emails, bug our phones and turn on our webcams without our knowledge. Please, join us in demanding Facebook stop logging and storing this data, and start protecting our right not to publish!
PETITION TO FACEBOOK: Respect our right to remain private, and stop storing information about what we type in drafts for Facebook comments, notes and statuses to share with spies and sellers.
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Hey -
I just got this email from Demand Progress about how the Obama administration wants a former SOPA lobbyist to negotiate the TPP. We can't let that happen.
The Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) is a secretive international treaty that lets the world's most powerful corporations make a power grab for our resources at the cost of our civil liberties. And now President Obama has nominated Robert Holleyman, a former lobbyist for the Stop Online Privacy Act (SOPA), to help lead the TPP negotiations for the U.S.
We need to tell the US Senate not to let the salesman for an awful bill become the architect of a monstrous treaty.
The TPP will have ruinous consequences for free speech on the Internet by rewriting the rules around copyright and fair use -- combining the same kinds of censorship that was proposed in SOPA with pro-corporate trade deals like we've never seen. If confirmed by the Senate, Holleyman would be working to ensure that these anti-free speech provisions are enshrined for good in the TPP.
Click here and urge the Senate to block this disastrous nomination: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/holleyman_TPP/?referring_akid=2556.2292341.L6Q8rS&source=taf
We've done a good job slowing down the progress of the TPP, but we can't let up. By blocking Holleyman, we'll not only keep this dangerous lobbyist away from this trade agreement, we'll also send a message to the architects of the TPP that they are in for a fight.
Let's send that message and continue that fight: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/holleyman_TPP/?referring_akid=2556.2292341.L6Q8rS&source=taf
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They end up burning out early due to the fact that those kinds of environments attract people with shit personalities who end up not being able to stand each other. There is a difference between having high standards and being a miserable cunt that no one can stand.
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Best one-sentence post-nuke TEOTWAWKI word-picture ever. I can totally see it right now in my head. And Putin is Lord Humungus.
These guys are never not on the prowl for a new victim, they simply can't control themselves.
Hmm. So what to make of Pan, fauns, and satyrs? Methinks the nymphs of the glade, fields and hills have been pursued for eons by a goatish class of erect beasts.
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>>796
Wow, this pillow is super relaxing and super hot at the same time! What's on the other side?
I set a focus that is someone I know is good at dodging. (hint: if you are with pugs, ask who is good and then use someone who didn't answer.)
>>797
As far as I understand, nothing. The website also informs me "IMAGE QUALITY TOO LOW TO PRINT". I thought it was pretty QUALITY.
>>800
Website's owners probably belong to that sort of people who confuse resolution and QUALITY.
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A man comes into a bar.
No wait, it was a horse.
A man comes into a horse.
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>>808 I played some of the "Hello Jitty Kics Ass Translations" versions of her NES games, and all of them were good.
As a policeman I deal with rape victims on a daily basis,
Women really seem to trust me when I'm in a police uniform...
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translate into English as "caressable child" (or "wide-eyed barley")
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こんっと☆ナインテイル
作詞/白鷺風羽 作曲・編曲/ようじょ 唄/白鷺風羽 イラスト/みゃけ
私はお狐さま ふりふり
しっぽは九つあって かわいいでしょ
妖怪なんていうけど ぷりぷり
そんなにこわくなんてないの(ほんとだよ！)
どろんちょ化けて さあイタズラしよ
目標あぶらあげへロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
ほら みて とりこになる
ときめきの技くらわせて
だましちゃおね
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
私は寂しがりよ もそもそ
ふつうの人にはどうも 見えないらしい
いたずらしちゃうけれど もじもじ
あの人と仲良くなりたい(シャイだけど↓)
少女に化けて さあ会いに行くの
目標あの彼へロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
これ だけ は隠せない><。
愛情こめたあぶらあげ
わたせるかな？
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
ううー、あぶらあげ、ちゃんとわたせるかなぁ。
なんて、弱気じゃだめだよねっ！
今日はかぁーいい女の子に化けて、絶対に好きっていうんだもんねっ
おめかし化けて 今日こそ告白
心のど真ん中へロックオンしちゃうよ！(ばきゅん☆)
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
きみ だけ が好きなのよ
返事の前にハグしちゃお
愛してるの
キツネしっぽふりふり(ちゅっ☆)
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
The second occasion was when filming on location at RAF Scampton, where Nigger and Gibson were to stroll through a group of RAF men waiting outside of a building for a briefing. The dog could not be persuaded to move off one spot, or even dragged past it on a leash. It later transpired that the spot was the site where the real Nigger had been buried, some 8 years before, whose gravestone had been temporarily removed for filming. In the end, the scene was filmed without the dog.
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>>823
Wow, you jerk. I want to wrestle you to the ground for this, because I had a thing like this. It slowly bled purple stuff and grew day by day. It was a very traumatising experience.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, His Mother called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
The many; husband wants to treat a daughter-in-law from a beautiful and cute appearance that the image of the Nekomata.
The book coins dozens of new terms for the male member, like “thundertube,” “seedstick” and the “Malcolm Gladwell,” and near the end there is a sort of Joycean explosion, an “Atlas-shrug shudderation of arrival” that makes a young woman named Shandee “shiver her way through the seven, eight, nine, twelve seconds of worldwide interplanetary flux of orgasmic strobing happy unmatched tired coughing ebbing thrilled spent ecstasy.”
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only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
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Look, ladies of Reddit, let me lay it out for you:
Alimony
Palimony
"Child support" that's really "whore support"
Limited visitation with our children
When you don't get to kill them first without our having one thing to say about it.
And then having them raised by Janequa down at the "day care" while you blow your boss at "work."
Fake rape charges on your say-so alone when HR catches you cob-gobbling on the jayobee.We've had it up to here with you people. We're done. We're designing you out of the system, because the deal you offer just isn't worth it any longer. You've outbid your usefulness.
We started with fake boob implants and botox lips. Yes. We've been squirting botulinum toxin into your lips and silicone into your sunken chests. That's what we're capable of. Capiche? Mere exercises in what might be possible. Firing the imagination.
We have now evolved to the point technologically where we can grow actual vaginas in a laboratory environment. Pretty much all we need now is an Emma Watson 3d face printer and some time off from work to screw it all together.
You had a good run, ladies.
But your day in the sun is just about over with.
Maybe you ought to dream up a better deal before it's too late.
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Shoving things up your ass at high speed is not safe for your anus or rectum, and many objects or substances are just plain dangerous to put up there.
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If you want to pay for the dubious repairs in your bathroom with your ass, that's pretty much fine; tentacle monsters and rape dinosaurs need not be involved.
Peanus
A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the IGN Boards by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
>>842 I've never fucking seen this, but I can't imagine IGN boards is exactly the comedy factory of the internet
>>843
Maybe you prefer this search result.
http://www.elbuzzard.com/peanus.php
Trolls make the world better because negative reactions can only occur via thinking. Every time you piss someone off, you're making them think. Everyone should be trolled at all times for all things. Humans need their shit checked.
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It is planned that he or Scourge will be used as the subject in the story "Nice Guy", as the green hedgehog fakes kindness to manipulate an unsuspecting female who's just moved into town.
Mack uses Right Wing Militant Maronite Lebanese views to push forth his message of restoring a Lebanon to its glory days.
We also reserve the right to send Larry Laffer to hunt you down and stab you with flaming routers of fire should we find your forum conduct "extremely inappropriate".