[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 23:06

POSIX is being its usual charming self and says "if a kernel shipped by $VALUED_MEMBER does this and that cretinous thing, far be it from us to call it broken".

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:00

By "racist" I suppose the little SJW cunt means white person?

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:23

Its a good thing that you continued to make your game happen.
I would suggest try putting "Not" in its name.
Or replace "O" with "0".
Developer of mari0 (stabyourself.net <-this is not a madeup website ) did this and nintendo never sued him.
So go for it.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 04:27

If it's Heaven, the frame rate sucks.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 20:26

It looks like a child rapist in both.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 01:51

This damn doorbell sounding timer is pissing my dog off worse than the applause is ace...

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:30

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 02:28

>>Slick Willie has charisma, but he appears to fail at getting the top-tier women like Trump, and comes across to me as a dumpster-diver.

You have a point. Maybe deep down inside, he's still that son of trailer trash fat boy eating cheap KFC bought with single mother SNAP bucks.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 18:22

So, I can murder an inoccent maiden and eat her entrails to get demonic powers which will help me to burn villages to the ground, but I can't punch a kid who has just pickpocketed me, beacuse the game creators didn't want players to be able to "hurt children". WTF.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 22:01

Dumb whore whose only value was her boobs that she never actually showed anyway.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 07:40

Who says they have to sing it in the same key? What are you, the note nazi? Do something useful and tend to your fatness.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 17:36

I feel oh so sad and lonely and even a bit weepy, not, when GPermann rushes to the conclusion that those who believe that the history of this planet has been concocted by those who control "His-Story"; that story of the pontificating ruminating gaggle of sheeplike characters always ridiculing and ignoring the evidence that partially and often wholly contradicts their "eggspurt" contentions regarding the history of this orbiting "rock". Lame indeed, GP.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 02:48

So please. When Andy sends a bug report with a exploit that kills his
system, just stop responding with irrelevant theoretical arguments. It
is not appropriate. Instead, acknowledge the problem and work on
fixing it, none of this "but but but it's all the same" crap.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 20:35

Maybe Steve Ditko died and Stan just took credit.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 03:41

I'm always genuinely curious what the parents are like. Do they shoot themselves out of sheer embarrassment or do they just pretend they're not related?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 08:04

Try dipping them in horse shit mixed with elf cum

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 17:33

Nope, it happens a lot. We're therapists who also maybe touch your weiner.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 01:46

Poor little Batshit Bernie. He can't even preside over his own speech on his own podium with his own microphone. Some random hoodrat just walks right up on stage, takes his microphone away from him, shuts him up, and shuts him down, leaving him slinking away with his tail between his legs, whimpering like a whipped dog.

Oh, what fun Vladimir Putin is going to have with him. And the Ayatollahs. And the Chinese. And Kim Jung-Il.

Bernie Sanders is a cowardly little weakling who should have retired from public life thirty years ago. You people in Vermont, I'm ashamed of you.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 12:39

the tentacle would provide nourishment, force fed and the organism would also dispose of waste and be constantly cleaning, like a giant vagina sort of.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 13:15

I hate you leftist shits. You think yourselves so centered and unbiased because you're oh-so tolerant of infant butchers.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 13:35

These pictures are the kind of thing I would want to see in another language, so I have no idea what's going on. if there was a video of them pouring balls into a big thing while some guy is speaking in a different language, that would be amazing.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 18:16

The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) ascended to heaven in the 7th century AD according to Muslims, and will not return to Earth until the last judgement at the end times. We are not currently in the end times, as we have not even reached the first stage when the Mahdi, the great redeemer of Islam, has revealed themselves. If they are not correct, then Muhammad (pbuh) has been dead all of this time and is not coming back. Therefore, there is a 0% chance that Muhammad (pbuh) is an active member of this website's IRC channel.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 18:34

Original textures with bilinear filtering in-game look slightly blurry, and it compensates for sharp edges of many models - while HD textures make these sharp edges only stand out more noticeably, imo. (The Amazon mesh does have a suspiciously high-poly butt, though... :D )

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 22:24

This guy has no respect for music and you know it. He sucks at guitar and on top of that he's a bald faggot. ZZ Top should just fucking rape his ass already, I bet the fucking sissy would enjoy every second of it, fucking dumb bald cunt.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 23:36

I work on computers I repair many of them all over Winnipeg. I think Winnipeg has lots of noobs that don't know what they are doing and need their computer repaired by a expert tech like me. I feel good about the computer repair winnipeg always gets from me I do excellent computer repair work in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with all kinds of computer related problems from mal ware to other computer hardware problems. I work on lots of computers of all different kinds here in Winnipeg. I like to repair pc computers a lot in Winnipeg I take on so many computer jobs. I like working on pc computers in Winnipeg I repair so many of them. I am exhausted by all the computer repair jobs I do here in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with their computer issues of all kinds here in Winnipeg. I find repairing computers to be fun and I enjoy the challenge. I think repairing Macintosh computers is something I want to get better at and that will take time for me to master. I want to learn how to open up a computer like a laptop and repair them because laptop computers are a lot more popular these days. They are produced so much now that you don't seem tower computers much anymore. I like to work on computers I think that for computer repair winnipeg has a real need for laptop repair techs. I think laptop repair is a big thing now. I am here to help people with their computer and I hope to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg. I like to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg I do so many repairs I've forgotten how many projects I have done with repairing and reinstalling windows on computers.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 11:01

not yet julian

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 12:52

Maybe chips (crisps for you bongers) or something. I don't snack really, but I'm always drinkin tea.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 15:51

On a scale of 1 to even, I can't.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 18:26

"This board is, bar none, the most KC tier thing that I've EVER seen. Well done. You win the coveted Aspargus Syndrome crown."

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 16:19

Such historical illiteracy, so much linear thinking. We often point out that Leftists are incapable of imagining things being different tomorrow - for example their claims that immigration can't be undone - but this makes it clear they can't even cope with historically documented cases of things being different.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 18:45

shot and keep shooting till the bitch is died

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 23:56

>>Otherkinsey Scale.

I hate you and love you at the same damn time.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:53

"Poop level" is the amount of poop you can hold in your butt. If you go over your current poop level, you explode.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 15:02

If case sensitivity is so bad, perhaps it should be removed entirely from our written language. After all, there is absolutely no difference between MacDonald and Macdonald (don’t tell them that though). Polish vs. polish, who cares? Whose uncle is named Jack and why should they help him off a horse? Why should code care that the market has gone astray when they accidentally marketed strays as trays? Certainly no one cares if Abraham is a prince (too abstruse?).

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 23:18

A black woman talking about how immigrants are stealing jobs from black people. And when she complained, she got called a racist.

There isn't enough popcorn in the world.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 00:53

I was mad when you shrekt Quinton Flynn's glorious VA work with your Stephen Hawking program

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 05:13

"Taiga realized that the snows are not really snows."

This game is art.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:13

OK. Which one of you trollfaced shitlords is "Princess Content"?

Activist. Aspiring Writer. Muse. Dragonkin Sex Positive CurioSexual Kittygirl!

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 19:31

glad my childhood is spent in an era where dinosaurs are cool giant lizards you wish you could ride.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:30

Why don't those of you in college go ask your ESOL teacher (who is usually also a foreign language teacher) if there's any Japanese students in your class that want a language exchange buddy? The teacher won't mind since you're basically helping a kid study so that his test scores are higher, which makes the teacher look good.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 14:15

intelligence and reason are just code words for white male privilege.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 22:39

Oh my god no it can't be finished!!!! ;-;
it's like : and now? I haven't got anymore reasons to live.
It is my favourite rpg!!!
It's got a fantastic plot.
I hope that there will be a sequel ;-;

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 00:05

Does anybody else ever get that feeling after they make a post like "Ah I should of used an exclamation point instead of a period! It would have added more emphasis to the post!" or something like that? It happens a lot to me.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:02

So... Madoka Kaname is now a sex fairy?
I... I don't how I should feel about this...

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:12

All of them. And Cthulhu x Terrible Old Man hentai.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:14

It is true, there's a lot of craziness--the bad kind--built into religion, right at the foundations. Go to Wikipedia, look up "magical thinking." I'll wait. And I am an atheist--it's all so much superstition to me.

However, when you bring up political evil, I can't help but note that over the course of the Twentieth Century, Marxist governments ran up a body count of somewhere around two hundred million victims. I think that probably beats out the Inquisition for sheer number of innocent victims.

Although one also sometimes hears the opinion that Marxism, with its "class struggle" between Good and Evil, with its supreme good of the Will of the Proletariat, its supreme evil of Capitalism, and its promise of eternal perfect happiness for everyone forever if only everyone will believe and work harder for it, is just another batshit insane chiliastic millenial Christian cult with the serial numbers filed off and the names globally replaced in a memetic word processor. I know that competing cults only want the True Believers to shop at the company store, which I guess would explain why Marxist governments have always hated religion in general, and particularly Christianity and Christians, so much.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:35

I don't get it people accept transgenders who believe they were born the wrong gender or that they're really a man or a woman and even go on having surgery and taking hormones to change they way they look. Whats wrong with these "otherkins" lool atleast they're not having whiskers or claws put in ... god forbid. I don't have anything against trans people I just fail to say why everyone is against it from what I have read it sounds similar to transgender people in terms of who they feel they really are inside. (Yes i'm being genuine)

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:35

Gay-BLTs has a certain ring to it. It's a happy sandwich!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 09:23

Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:14

As usual, if it can't be explained with rock n roll, it ain't worth explaining.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 18:53

俺は人種差別と韓国人が大嫌いです!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 05:49

True love song for sure but it´s dumb-ass to say "nigger". Mine is now upset!

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:11

God damnit you fucking mongoloid, Abu Yasser isn't ISIS You remixed Salil Sawarim which is just a nasheed song. Nasheed is a fucking style of song. use "My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared" which is the official anthem of ISIS.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:22

Kids love Grasshoppers
ants are generally seen as pests, too small to care about, or just a boring common bug
grasshoppers are a lot less common, and found to be a lot more interesting do to their cool jumps and the fact that they can turn into locusts (while they are also seen as pests, one creature turning into another is often seen as cool).
while its not my personal beliefs,it is no surprise grasshoppers one in popularity because they are often perceived as a cute, lovable bug (while ants are seen as boring, insignificant bugs).
It really does bug me that the ants didn't get the mot wins at least, come on now you are supposed to be hard working, team-based creatures.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:43

Most of us like Batman. Wesley Willis did not. Wesley had a good reason not to like Batman. Batman got on his nerves. Wesley whooped his ass. The curious result: a victory song that comes off like a dirge with a beat most melancholy. Yet another mysterious and ingenious Wesley Willis-style contradiction which is running me amok.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:52

aw fuck all dat negative shit for real. i would dick slaughter all dem bootys up dere. tear all dem dudes booty pussy up bro. you need to show yo yella cakes young red i can tell dey is TIGHT .fuck i should be able to go to da time waner cable vid channel and see stuff likes dis real real.yea and i'm waitin for 1 of my homie to get here so i can fuck his pussy long hard and deep can't wait to hear dude moan lol.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 09:50

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT GODDAMN HOW CAN I LIVE ON WITH A BROKEN DICK IT LITERALLY TAKES AWAY THE POINT OF BEING A MAN JESUS CHRIST

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 22:20

fuck..i wonder if this guy has threesomes with these girls...that would blow if hes gay :/

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 23:18

But Jesus is a composite character.

The dude's literally cobbled together from bits of Osiris and Zoroaster.

You can practically see the stitching.

"Jesus Is Real" fags gonna get all mad and tell me Wikipedia says different.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 23:45

If I was a woman, that sexy Dracula accent would get me pregnant merely from hearing it

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 00:28

>waaaaaaaaaaaaah projecting waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe if you actually explained why instead of saging and shitposting uncontrollably- oh wait you can't take your own advice and have to ignore 99% of my posts just to make yourself look reasonable.

This is what happens every time a shi/tg/uy has to be confronted with his own shitposting mentality. They start screaming projecting, whining and sobbing like the autists that they are and they have no counter arguments to anything.

Not to mention that every single post you've made lines up perfectly with everything I said. Even without me stating all the reasons why you shi/tg/uy are shitposters you've done nothing but prove me right all the time. Even if you had every argument in the world proving what I said was wrong you're the one proving me right by posting in the exact manner that I described. Which you could easily have avoided if it weren't for the intensely cancerous attitude you disgusting shi/tg/uy have and will never be able to drop.

You are the perfect example of why your kind is the worst posters to ever be part of 4chan.

Again you're just going to scream and cry in response (if you even dare reply at this point). Because that's all shi/tg/uy do when they're proven wrong.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 16:26

He has just been to Paris, but that’s like visiting the states and only going ro Baltimore.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 18:11

>Visiting Japan
>Accidentally say フタナリ instead 二人 while ordering some food with a friend

Kill me.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 23:52

a well drawn goo girl in a maid outfit and cat ears who deepthroats??

when did i die and go to heaven?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 00:46

Excuse me >>65 may I inquire for some context regarding this quote if possible?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 22:36

How about an answer as to why you removed it, APPLE?!?! Better, JUST PUT IT BACK IN?!?!!!!

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 02:57

Because punching pigmen is a very popular sport. Haven't you heard of it? It's amazing. There are pigman punching competitions in the Olympics as well.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 02:59

I think the whole point of this upload was to see Mark make out with his arm.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 11:52

Excuse me >>66 but these quotes are surreal and beautiful because they lack context.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 13:21

She always been pretty , she was just neglected and ignore because she was a smurf :L RACIST!

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:51

Dear >>71 , an attempt to blueball someone by trying to keep the source out of their hands seems to be a failure, as not only I have already seen the source image, but I have in fact used it to relieve myself.

It is too late.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:51

Mmm... I don't if anyone told you this, but running isn't easy. It's hard. There is a part of every run where I curse. I use the really bad words, too. Sometimes the GD word (got dang).

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:32

>>73
This is the exact post I would expect from this sort of butthead.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:32

I never use other forums so I never post in this thread.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:22

YAAAAAAAAY U BANGED TEH HAWTEZT GURL IN TEH GAEM, AUDREY BELROSE!!!!!!!! I GIEV U 9/11 FOR BANGN' HUR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 23:00

If I could whack this girl 27 ways like in Whack Your Boss, I would.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 03:02

“does that mean I can celebrate my Norse heritage by sacking and burning a local higher education institution …”

No, but it would be an act of cultural imperialism for them to do anything about it. They have no right to deny your cultural rituals.

They do have the right to respond according to their cultural rites: screaming like little girls, running about like muppets and writig letters of protest to the Times.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 03:09

Now that I know Muta reads PMs, I can finally send him my Donald Trump x Muta fanfiction.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:01

I own an AK-47, yet Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal. WAY TO GO, USA.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:09

I am made of tasty meet and still I don't eat myself...

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 10:44

>This American Life

Sorry, I misspelled The Close-mic'd Superjew Hour.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 11:31

The stream doesn't work for me. Good job, Google, I appreciate your effort to keep me away from things that suck.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:42

My first D&D game involved our bard being turned into a fountain by a fruity elf with pink and purple hair.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:57

I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill me with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.

Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 16:36

We've known for a while that spree killings have been motivated by feelings of social isolation.

If we're seeing more of it then that just means that there are more isolated people, which might well be only because we have more people. There's also the possibility that thanks to technology it's easier to share what some British autist did halfway around the world, making it easier to fall victim to selection bias for vivid, scary spree killings.

However, even if angry virgins are the cause, who's willing to put their vagina on the line to protect society from these atrocities? Even ISIS knows the power of pussy over angry virgins, which is why they gain recruits with promises of sex slaves. Not putting out proves you hate America.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:35

"I love you."
"dqn dqn ;v;"

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:18

Don't worry, guys. We know she can handle larger barrels than that.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:22

One suspects, however, that this will produce budgetary skepticism from the state legislature, which will probably wonder if we don’t have more administrators than we have useful work for them to do.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:26

いい加減にお前は欧州に帰れよ。
It is time you went back to Europe.
アメリカは先住民の土地。その土地に、清教徒が移住したってことになってるけど
実際は豪州と同じく、犯罪者が流されてきたんだろ。
Americans officially insist Puritans moved to America and founded their nation,
but the reality is that , like Australia, criminals were sent to America.
そのアメリカで先住民を虐殺し、アフリカからは人間を拉致して奴隷にして
居座って建国したのがアメリカ。恥知らずの国だ。
In America they massacared native Americans and abducted Africans to make them
exploited as slaves, and founded a nation. This is America, a shameful nation.
だからこそ、アメリカは尊敬されない。
That’s why America is despised.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:27

>>91
その恥知らず国家を正当化したいものだから必死過ぎる。
It is a pity that you are justifing such a shameful nation here.
日本はお前のところの国のような数百年前に生まれたパッと出の野蛮国ではない。
Japan is not a new barbarous nation which started just a few years ago like your nation.
歴史と品位を備えた伝統国だ。
Japan is a nation with long history and sophisticated culture.

欧州に帰って、ムスリムと戦ってこい。
Go back to Europe to fight Muslim.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 23:12

such a beautiful theme
I can't believe it's so hard to play on kazoo...

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 00:57

I was born and raised up in a local area in Japan.
I almost had no chance to communicate with native speakers in English
until I joined English conversation class when I was a University student.
After studying basic English conversation at that class, I got an opportunity
to participate one month of home staying program in Seattle, United States
by introduction of my uncle. Immediately after I arrive at host family's house,
I got homesick because I could not understand their speaking English at all.
Furthermore, I could not come across my intention by speaking because of
my poor speaking. I also tried to pass my intension by writing, but not working at all.
It was just a culture shock for me because I had never experienced communication
problem as long as I speak in Japanese. This experience made me study English
seriously after I returned to Japan. It has passed more than 20years since then, but
I still feel necessity to learn English more to communicate well with overseas friends.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 02:19

what [IT] said. This Kevin Klingon person is obviously very old to have observed the metric/imperial conversion in the UK. Ignore his rantings about the weather - he's obviously trying to change the subject so you don't notice he's 380 years old. Get the secret of immortality from him, quick!

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 03:04

And of course all these calculations are based on wild roaches. Selective breeding could generate a much more powerful breed of draft roaches that could pull even more weight. And with a 100 day lifecycles breeders could easily produce four or more generations per year.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 17:47

Gravity points downwards.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 22:34

ouch, I pay $20 for the full service from some weird alternative nerd girl at sportclips who once sucked my dick after washing it when I came in on a slow day right before closing. Got her number and hit her up when I'm feeling lonely, never disappoints.

She's not what I'd call pretty but she fucks like a devil, I feel bad for her boyfriend but at the same time don't realize why she stays with him, he's a dork who plays minecraft and browses /vg/. I'm sure a girl like her could attract any number of beta orbiters to choose from if she streamed some stupid video games.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 23:35

Some hints:

Use Kendal mint cake instead of tofu in Japanese recipes. Dipped in raw egg, it's utterly disgusting!

Kendal mint cake can be used as a substitute for firelighters but only if you're warm enough, as it's only marginally flammable.

Before a long hike, cut Kendal mint cake insoles for your boots. Afterwards, get your partner gives your poor blistered feet a toe job, and watch their reaction!

Sew slabs of Kendal mint cake inside your coat before going on holiday, and laugh at the reaction of airport security staff from your prison hospital bed!

Keep some handy in the office- it makes a useful emergency mouse mat.

Did you know that the annual production of Kendal mint cake, laid end-to-end, would stretch all the way to Scalthwaiterigg?

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:39

Very racist and I'm Asian so which means it doesn't means ice creams are rice cream because there is rice milk ice cream.

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