Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
Homosexuals are named after cigarettes because they suck butts and are discardable after a brief lifespan.
If people actually detected the stupidity behind superficial appearances the world would be a very different place.
She isn't even that attractive for a little girl.
>YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT
This is actual line from the today advertisement.
Please stop unfairly comparing Lucifer to Hillary Clinton.
Lucifer's only "crime" was to refuse to be a slave. And yes it's no coincidence that that's the worst possible thing to a strictly heirarchical religion that's been controlled by government (or been the government) for most of the last 2000 years.
the american political conversation has become so polluted that people will nod in aggrement when ted cruz threatens to curtail our first amendment rights at the behest of his corporate overlords
I want to transform into a tapeworm and live in my waifu's colon!
>>478 How many of them are government people that we can't live without and how many are just losers who get hired for Keynesian reasons.
Whoever pulls me out of you would be crowned King of England.
Genre: Reality
Happy Birthday, KAITO, you homo.
I'll slap the goofy out yo ass
It's not like the movies with loud cracking fists and yelling. This wasn't like anything the fighters had hoped for, and nothing like the audience would stay around for. Their little balled up hands made awful patting noises as their jaws and their ribs were jolted and bludgeoned again and again, and it was not glamorous and there was no winning and glory and no not even glory in the void it left in place of hope. The two didn't stop though. They were both gone, their bodies were now communal machines and they wouldn't stop until they were broken. Those machines spilled their sick red oil in ropes across the ground and it made little pits and plips as it dribbled off the collars of their shirts. Their heads were hit until they could not see and their hands hit until they could not close. No, there was no yelling. Just sad and hurting slobbers and spits and whines. Their mouths were all spit up and turgid like ripe fruit and their eyes were covered by their purple bleeding shells. They thrust and kneed and bit until the first one passed out and the sound the head made when it hit the ground was enough to know this one would never get back up, and even so the other continued to maul and gore it until it too passed out, lunging forward and laying still with its stomach atop the head of the other. There was no audience to help or clean or call. There were no fighters either.
I use it frequently after reading Clockwork Orange, where Alex carefully composed his outfits in the "heighth of fashion" I like the extra emphasis and the texture of the word.
Clearly you aren't dedicated enough, if your reaction to being white isn't to make yourself even better to prove just how much better you are and -can be-. What sort of self-hating white man are you that you don't get eighteen different Masters and Doctorates so that you can tell your non-white neighbor "Hey, fuck you, I'm better."
Why aren't you reaching peak physical capability so you can walk down to a Home Depot and tell the "unpaid employees" that "Yeah, I'm better than you."
Not becoming the sex-god you are destined to be so that you can walk over to your other neighbors house and fuck the guy's wife so you can say "Well this is better than I expected."
It's like you don't even appreciate your heritage, anon.
I have become comfortably numbSomeday, I'm going to do a thing.
Why are the comments disabled on nasa youtube?? And why are there no real pictures of earth from space?!?!
Liberals, 1932: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Liberals, 2016: "Misogyny! Racism! Rape culture! OMG! I need a trigger warning!"
The Japanese version is UroZookidoji
I use akinator to find porn stars to jerk to.
Just name what I'd want to see this time and find pron with his guess if I like the picture, make him guess more if I don't like.
He argues, from reading a very large stack of Feminist books, that Feminism was founded on helping mentally ill women deal with their illness by creating a political problem out of it.
Twitter is a private firm & perfectly free to ban/shadowban me or anyone else. It's not like I'm asking them to bake me a gay wedding cake.
random screaming and public ejaculation runs in the dynasty I'd like to think.
white people are racist by default (in the united states as well as other countries). are you white? congrats, youfre racist, and herefs the explanation:
you grew up in a racist society -> you were socialized to be racist thanks to racism being a dominant ideology -> you benefit from racism -> youfre racist no matter how much u think youfre not.
unlearning it is going to be a constant battle and u will never unlearn it fully. accept this. it is ingrained in you as a result of your upbringing and the media youfve consumed. the sooner you come to terms with your own racism, the sooner u can better yourself. recognize the problem in yourself instead of setting yourself apart from those gotherh white people.
Fuck off, I was plenty calm and reasonable until you started piling the ignorant replies onto me so this is what you get now you backpedaling fuckstick. Drop it if you don't have a real reply or I'll keep reminding you that your inability to play Mario is the real problem at hand here.
It may be because she still wants to feel or be seen as feminine despite her job being beating the shit out of people. She probably got enough shit about being mannish or whatever from insecure people and maybe she likes to, in certain ways, feel like a girl.
I feel like Rhonda Rousey would probably like to be fairly submissive in bed. Maybe she doesn't want to hear "wow bro ur abs r so hard and ur pits r so hairy." Maybe she wants to hear how pretty and soft she is.
I'm masturbating as I type this.
Also, OP is insane and his genius is dubious.
The fascists boot lickers just come right out of the woodwork, don't they?
I blame our history teachers/football coaches who make their students memorize a list of dates and call that teaching.
Maybe if she wasn't on the edge of menopause at 16. I want my grandkids to be Hercules, not a litter of Hannibals.
No, I meant balling. I'd go to the god damn NBA for them.
My friends then proceeded to uncover the coworker's disturbingly huge stash of hardcore porn while I played with the cats.
Also about 15 minutes into my showing a mom and grandma brought in a 9 year old boy and all three sat right in front of me with him in the middle. Both mom and grandma scrambled to cover his eyes during the strip club scene and he sighed really loudly. It was kinda cute.
Inside it smells, on top it rains.
We'll put it to a vote
I'll just disregard the results if they don't agree with me, and you can disregard them if they don't agree with you
Does that sound fair?
The fare sold out. This means that DL predicts it will sell seats at higher prices. If it is correct, it will sell the seats at higher prices. If it is incorrect, it can offer the cheap seats again later. Even if the seat map is an accurate representation of how full the flight is (and it is not), that has nothing to do with what DL can sell over the next 5 weeks.
DL has access to vast amounts of data which you don't. Unless you've got data suggesting that DL should open up more L inventory because it can't sell at L+, you've got your answer.
UA and AA don't do it any differently. So real question is, what does it matter whether DL wants your trade or not?
He gonna live forever with Satoshi in Shit coin Tron land.
I wanna be like scrooge McDuck, swimming in a warehouse basement full of 20 dollar gold coins.
Oh well, each to his own.
Sonic the hedgehog was the my first console game.
And when i start first level.
I cry it.
Non-stop through desert. Salisbury steak sweater. They figured I was Bruce Jenner, the way I transgender.
So next time someone says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" I'd say "only some of the time. A bear neither urinates nor defecates in the winter months. And, due to deforestation and the encroachment of urban and suburban development, many bears venture into cities and resorts looking for food, causing them to shit in an urban environment rather than a forested one."
And then Picard will be like "That's quite enough Mr. Data" and Riker will smirk like a smug little bitch.
Literally, no amygdala. If you remove the amygdala of a monkey, you can slap it in the face, and it wonft have any reaction. It wonft get angry, it wonft fight you, and it wonft be fearful around you in the future. You can slap it again, and it will go on as if nothing happened again. These are the exact same idiots.
TX voter here. They had two separate lines-- one for each party. The Repub line was much longer-- typical middle class white voters. The Dem line was almost entirely racial minorities or what looked like the whites on Medicaid.
Local store is selling childrenfs suitcase with wheels which doubles as ride-on hippo toy.
No adult sized version available.
Hey,
as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn.
everyone likes to laugh at rms when he starts going on about how cellphones spy on their users even when they are powered off, but an aunt of mine recently told me a story about how she was talking to her kids (in person, not on the phone) about how she needs to go get aluminum foil, and then she picked her iPhone up off the counter and the first thing it showed her was an ad for Reynolds Wrap.
No shit, retard. That is my fucking opinion. Did I say "this is a fact, can we put this on the constitutions of the world?" fucking retard low effort comments like this dismissing me without even mentioning how I am wrong or right. Fuck off or I'll fuck you off. I am so sick of being disliked for BEING CIVIL and just EXPRESSING my opinion. Did I offend you? No. I merely said what I thought of this and if this is the way you treat me. I am entitled to more than fucking word, I deserve fucking meaning. You do not get the right nore the inclination to disagree wITHOUT FUCKING BACKING your shit up. Any fucking fag can just disagree and say "no no you are wrong" but it takes a fucking man with a real fucking dick to go "here is why you are wrong" back in my day that WAS called respect. Now you fucking faggots sit here circlejerking about current movies or games or whatever fucking celebrity is in. that IS YOUR OPINION. not my opinion, I have nobody to blame but you. I shared my feelings, I expressed my emotions. I OPENED UP TO YOU FAG and you do this shit? It's called empathy. Not this crappy low effort waste of time, if I knew how to, I would find you and force you into a little room with no water and THEN SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU DO THIS TO ME. Happy. TO ME. I want you to delete your fucking comment, then come back and type a rational response to what you agree or disagree with. I am not a english teacher, I am not expecing a fuck 10 page essay on why I am wrong. I want to discuss and share and FUCKING LEARN, not be a robot and just dismiss anything we disagree with. Did your fucking mom make you read cereal boxes while she went fucking other men or something, you have no class, no respect. Fuck you, sorry if I offended, but you need to learn what you did was not fucking right. not at all. So in summation, delete this, I am sick of seeing this shit. Then I want you to kill yourself and stuff your fucking fat face with your fucking faggot hands.
What's next? The "V-Team," where four hardcore mercenary chicks run around taking private rescue missions?
Actually, Scandinavian magic worked like this. Magic was considered gay, and all magicians were either women or passive homosexuals.
Ancient Slav magic worked similarly. There have been warlocks - male only, witches - female only. These two kinds were different in some way but had similarities. Also, there are gender magic types in Ukraine: harakternyks were male only cossack wizards - capable of shapeshifting, making their skin hard as metal, and similar battle magic; witches were your typical female only European type witches; molfars were Carpathian male-only wizards who only use white magic; there were also female-only rituals for divination, blessing, charming and other things, and a few male-only rituals - mostly for charming.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Man, he looks incredibly Jewish today.
I swear he looked more normal a few months ago, now just looking at him drains my bank account.
This would be an interesting conceptual approach for 'Mandingo.'
Think of it - big strapping musclebound white guys raping wealthy beautiful black women (there are some, believe it or not) while weak black twerps look on in helpless rage and terror.
me or him could do it i guess
This post is full of nostalgia and vaguely defined emotional reasoning.
It's also gay as fuck.
lets celibate and suck some dick.
I have to believe that this "hula hoop" shit that gets posted in every Portal thread is bait.
The analogy is constructed specifically to remove the most relevant aspect of the thought experiment, i.e., that the entrance and exit of the portal have different velocities. Any analogy in which the entrance and exit do not have different velocities does not apply. If you insist on using that analogy, then it works better as evidence in favor of option B, because the motion that matters is that of the cube relative to the "exit" end of the hula hoop. If your reference frame is that of the hula hoop, the cube enters at a high speed and exits at a high speed.
A reminder that seeds of life do survive, even under the harsher conditions and circumstances, waiting the right moment to flourish...
You're dumb.
You're going to die and leave a dumb corpse.
Sometimes I wonder if our ancestors will look back at autistic shitposters as the avant garde artists of our time.
More primordial beast viscera washing ashore than I expected, but that's okay.
>people butthurt since they're too small-minded to imagine living in an economy that isn't a market economy
wwwww
BORN, INTO A CREW.
THERE'S NO CHOICE, BUT STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT FOR YOU.
HE HAS NO STYLE, HAS NO GRACE.
THIS KONG HAS A FUUUUUUNNY FACE.
NOT CONTENT TO HANDSTAND THIS WAY,
ONLY WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
GOT TO PLAN HIS DISPERSAL,
TIME TO INFLATE HIMSELF LIKE A BALLOOOOOOOOON!
i like it but how do we use frigid feminist cunts to save the glaciers
I just discovered that plasti dip comes in glow in the dark varieties. I may have to do terrible car stuff with this knowledge
17 months?! Seems like it would be easier for them to find an unreleased movie that's already been made and just add robots and Chewbacca to it.
When Paul Tsongas was running for President he carried a stuffed panda, and in his New England accent would say, "Dissa panda beah," implying that unlike the competition, Tsongas would not "panda" to the voters.
Is your back up against the wall? Do you hate privacy? Would you like to own a 2-seater toilet? Now you can! Recent advances in Mexican toilet technology allow the average American citizen to double up on the savings big time. Cut your reading time in half. Enjoy the companionship while you stick it the man forever!
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with a dance party
You American intellectuals - you want so desperately to feel besieged and persecuted!
I'd say the internet reveals the true nature of people. Whenever the trolls make the occasional honest post or some news service tracks them down they're almost always miserable people leading miserable lives. I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of them blame society/other people for their problems as well. Whenever I see a troll these days I just remember that my life is many times better than theirs, and I should just let them have this outlet because they probably don't have much else.
Inbreeding would explain so much about you.
+Alper Hacıoğlu then....a.a.a.a.a.a..o.o.o.o.o,o,o just SAY IT ;).........
>DVD from a support group for anal addicts
>he relapsed and bought an anal magazine
Stay strong op
My favorite sign from one of the vibrant protesters:
No Mexicans = No Tacos
I shit you not.
Wow, that really gave me pause, I mean people - I think maybe we haven't thought this thing through...
Here's the explanation to the joke.
Slavoj Zizek is a contemporary Marxist philosopher, best known for making pervy jokes, have weird mannerisms, and talking about Kung Fu Panda on YouTube. One of the main things that he drives at is that we need to critique our "ideology". He thinks that the capitalist ideology is so permeated in some parts of the world (such as the USA) that an alternative has become inconceivable for most people. Zizek is using the term "ideology" in a fairly specialized sense in the tradition of Marx, you can read more on what he means in the linked IEP articled.
While he has said that he is sympathetic in some ways to people like Obama and Bernie Sanders, who seek to make minor incremental changes to make capitalism more bearable (he calls it "capitalism with a human face"), he does claim that people on the left need to remain sharply critical of them (when he says "people on the left", he means actual socialists, i.e. people who wish to abolish capitalism, not the American left). So, while Zizek doesn't believe we should oppose raising the minimum wage, etc, it certainly wouldn't be a "socialist utopia" that he would hope the distant future would have attained.
Oh, and if you are a Bernie Sanders fan or something like that, please don't email me with Oxford dictionary definitions of "socialism". I couldn't possible care. I'm explaining Zizek's ideas, and raising the minimum wage or whatever isn't really Zizek's idea of socialism (which is the normal definition - workers owning the means of production), so...email him.
Simplification and unification of language is going to be a strong point in cultures in the near, though.
Cultures have spent centuries creating overly complicated languages when there wasn't much else to learn and scholars had tons of time on their hands to add flourish to languages to separate scholarly, noble, military and peasant things.
These days humans have way more things to learn, like math, sciences, technical skills. It takes 12 years for English students to master English. Japanese students take a long time mastering Japanese. Arabic languages are the same. In other countries with simpler language structure (eg: spanish with simple sentence structure, verb conjugation) they have a competitive advantage by needing less time to integrate the language into new students which means more time (and brain space) left to learn more things. That's why folks in some European countries learn 4 languages ... they learn simple ones like Italian and Spanish and German, then add in a complex one like English.
However, the simplification and unification of languages will also break down communication barriers and bring folks together to exchange ideas easier. Currently we're seeing English and Japanese and German and Spanish as main languages. But, these can be condensed and simplified into a common language. They need to in order to alleviate brain space for more important things. It will happen naturally over time, and the most optimal language won't win. Like languages today we'll probably see a merger of other languages into a single one. But, it will happen over time. And it's much needed.
I heard an African American lady on the radio ripping into the Black Lives Matter people about wasting their time protesting Trump while a few miles away, black kids were shooting and killing other black kids over the right to sell illegal drugs on street corners.
Chick-fil-A is fried chicken for white people. Pricier but better quality just like the white labor force.
Socialism is NOT this warm-and-fuzzy, happy little fluffy utopia where everyone shares everything and we all braid each otherfs hair and sing happy campfire songs. Socialism advocates stealing – and that cannot be done without instilling a certain amount of fear in those who are being stolen from.
>>581 this is true. Chick-fil-A is basically the opposite of Church's Chicken.
>>583
This hurts as I had Church's for dinner last night
Lol, why is she showing her armpits?
what if your mom is a terrible women filled with cocks
oh wait it's true
Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats'
>>582
This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.
I stayed out of the Republican nomination voting process simply because there was no candidate I could fully get behind. The being said, if Trump does get the nomination, I will not hesitate to vote for him over Hillary or Sanders. The fact that his Presidency might send a bunch of whiny little cunts into epileptic trigger fits would just be a side-perk.
they were hoping the artsy sex and violence would bring normies. and it did... for as long as they could get away with it. As every time they showed a bit of violence, gore, and/or sex, the FCC got an ocean of complaints about the violence, gore, and/or sex, meaning the loophole that allowed NBC to show that bit of violence, gore, and/or sex was closed, further restricting what could be shown on broadcast.
So by the third season all they could show was subtextual male/male homolust. Which strangely does not draw normies.
When men pop up saying gIfve been falsely accused of rape/sexual assaulth all I hear is gI refuse to consider that I did violate boundaries while relying on non-verbal cues for consent, I refuse to believe that I actually hurt someone, and I clearly know better than the person whofs boundaries I crossed.h
And the other is "Socrates the demon Cat From HELL! Buwahahaha! You are All DOOMED!"
Yes, I would be glad about that! I wish I would meet a girl who shares that tilt with me... I am dreaming of sucking snot and boogers of a pretty girl's nose...
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-humping, raggedy-ass bastards with you!"
Wednesday.
Wed-ding
Nes-tle
Day
That's how I remember how to spell it.
I am not a smart man.
I never have trouble remembering the 'n' because I am aware of the etymology (Woden's day).
Top of the list for me are the toilets that have tongues and rim you clean. Gets all the way up in there. Pretty refreshing once you get used to it, apparently.
PJ O'Rourke had it right.
> as frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers. The minute somebody sets off a suicide bomb, you can be sure that person doesn't have 'career prospects.' And no matter how horrendous a terrorist attack is, it's still conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an Air Force.
Because he was a man of the people, a man of simple pleasures. Do you think some fake ass nigga like Obama would smoke crack with local black guys? Fuck no. Rob Ford was an everyman in politics and that is why the Jews hated him.
With one vote for Trump I can vote against Ryan, Pelosi, Mitch, Harry, Boehner, Bill & Hillary, Obama, Mittens, Kerry and the Republican Elite.
Who could pass that up?