[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:29

>>300
I get that this is kopipe but it took me like 3 seconds to disconfirm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 18:28

>>301
I'm pretty sure he's on board with everything he pastes. It's always the same shit from the same websites. When you engage, someone inevitably complains about politics because apparently, this is meant to be a right wing safe space.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:43

I'd like to say that weirdest thing I've modded in is the My Little Pony civilisation. But it pales in comparison to the weirdness that is making dogs milkable, and the males milkable for semen, with the intention of selling dog semen jelly roasts to the elves. I screwed up the tags so the females were being milked for semen. My dorfs screwed up the plan by devouring the dog semen jelly. But I've been given a few hints on fixing it and I'll see if I can make it work.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 04:33

>>302 Actually, only about half of it. The others, just because they strike me as funny.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 23:19

VIPPER 15/10/31(Sat)00:05:23 No.1418
So who won the big tournament?
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)02:48:05 No.1439
>>1418
apathy
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)03:09:43 No.1440
>>1439
Ahh, master of the endgame.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 05:58

putting shrimp on barbies and arguing over the finer points of what is and isnt a knife

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 06:00

god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 18:35

Personally, Ifve decided to name all my future pets Spotf); DROP TABLE Users;–

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 04:31

"Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 05:11

Best chance of survival is being a strong man or being with one. It's a man's duty to lift weights, sprint, train martial arts.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:15

The train is fine.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 19:37

"Don't fight ISIS or ISIS wins"
--People who brought us "safe spaces" and the participation trophy.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:03

It'd be better if she were peeing herself.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 19:54

How Leftists, who are afraid of the weather, who are more afraid of George Bush than of Saddam Hussein have the effrontery to lecture sane men on fears and false fears is ironic, if not astounding.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:44

This question is a no-brainier -- Just quit being damn web head. You'd better off living a normal human life, like killing time by trolling on the web -- no dull time. I guess you should've known this far too well by now, wacko.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 10:54

Di you get realpaper or a virtual stock? you know which one I want you to get

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 13:41

You can tell that shit is broccoli

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:44

if we assumed that there was literally a one world order, many of the countries would be like on night shifts wake up when its dark work using gmt as the lead etc its do able if the countries want to , of course would have been easier under colonialism .Biblically tho the world runs on 1 timezone 1 day using Jerusalem as the lead clock./time. also with God 1000 earth years is likend to 1 God day. vis a vis earths 365 rotation to make a year.

can we stop aging by suspending time? clearly time can be changed days added and taken off and there will be a time that even time will run out of time (time will be no more sayeth Scripture)...ok will go and take my blue pill now lol

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 19:11

If you divide the deaths by the number of flu viruses (considering they didn't have a leader and acted independently) you'll get a very small k/d ratio. Hitler managed to kill millions with his rhetoric.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 13:17

Any money says that the perps were black. Why do I say this? Because the story makes no mention of their names/race -- the opposite would have happened, should they have been white.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 16:34

People don't use the word "retarded" to make fun of the genuinely mentally disabled. They use it to make fun of window-licking mongoloids.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 23:53

200 years ago, the Australian and New Zealand Armry Corporation fought proudly against the Nazis on the Anzac beach in Hungary. Please show your support to the diggers as they still fight to this day in the trenches of Iran and Afghanistan

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 01:53

I think the idea of gwhite male privilegeh is the ultimate Frechheit. Itfs not that white males privilege themselves, you ingrates, itfs that they privilege everybody else. They go out of their way to give help everyone else to the same standard of living that they have.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 13:10

I wouldn't make it thru the work out myself.. I'd get to hot and bothered.. Lol

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 19:30

Wait a year and go to Constantinople instead.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 01:20

>>320 What is the current politically correct term for illegal immigrants? There is a high probability they were at fault.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 04:26

People need a certain amount of stress to function right. As you remove stress, the brain structures that adapt to cope with it atrophy, and you end up with an individual who needs a very high degree of perfection in their life, or they begin a total freak out.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:29

>>327
I wonder if that's right. It sounds reasonable, but take Buddhist monks for example, their whole goal is to remove suffering, so I assume that they do not have a lot of stress. This isn't to say that they don't have things that could potentially stress someone else out. For example, a normal person would be very stressed with only one bowl of rice a day. But as a Buddhist monk, they have trained themselves to ignore their wants and desires. I guess the comment must be trying to say people who don't ignore their desires and always get what they desire will break when they don't get what they desire. It seems like it is trying to suggest that we should seek out pain in order to be happy. But I think a better solution would be to go down the middle path, and neither seek pain nor seek pleasure.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 05:47

This troper is terribly anal retentive when it comes to grammar or historical facts. And the Duel of Minds bits from the above tropers? Don't make this troper laugh. This troper once went head-to-head with a so-called intellectual and won. The catch? He was 33. This troper was 11.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:43

>>328
It sounds like crap from an armchair psychologist/sociologist/neurologist to me. This "Lack of stress --> brain atrophy --> needing perfection" line of thinking is such a gigantic leap in logic, it's worthy of an olympic medal. I do wonder what makes people spout total bullshit and try to spin it as if they knew what the fuck they are talking about. Lack of self-awareness? Dunning-Kruger?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 18:08

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for @BarackObama, who has brought racial healing to America's cities and peace to the Middle East.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:47

Automatics also rob 30-40 horsepower from your engine due to the fact that it always has to have an oil pump running in order to activate the various solenoids and keep the automatic transmission fluid flowing & lubricating the moving parts. Standard transmissions don't need this because the lubricating oil just sits in the bottom of the gear box and is splashed around / lubricated by the moving gears, which results in pretty much no HP being robbed by the tranny.
True, automatic transmissions have gotten more efficient over the years, but they're also complicated to diagnose due to the fact that there's more sensors & wiring that help run the transmission smoothly. When these fail, it takes a fair amount of time to access these, diagnose these and then determine if the failure is either a hydraulic or electronic issue (or both). This means lots of $$ to the customer when an issue comes up. That alone would make me steer clear from an automatic.
Now, what I've stated above are facts but the following is just my opinion that I believe to be generally true: When you're driving a stick shift car, you pay more attention to the whole driving experience. Whenever someone pulls out in front of me, then drives under the speed limit, I assume they're driving an automatic tranny because all they do is press the gas and by magic, the car just goes. Meanwhile, I'm downshifting and pressing my brakes, pissed off that this person just disrupted the flow of traffic. I generally believe if this same person was driving a stick, they wouldn't make such an inconsiderate move, since they're more in tune with the car and would probably get annoyed if someone did the same thing they just did to me.
Also, I always hear from my friends "oh, stick's fine, but I don't like it in city traffic" - I tend to think this is a statement that is more of a popular regurgitation of an excuse than an honest opinion. I learned to drive on an automatic and then learned to drive stick in my 20s and have been exclusively driving stick ever since....in the city. Both my girlfriend and I drive stick in the city daily and never once have I wanted to revert back to a sluggish automatic. In fact, I'd rather drive an inflamed standard tranny off a steep cliff than be putting around town in an automatic feeling like the biggest puss in the world.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:06

>>332
Manual ("stick") cars are still king in the UK. If you can't handle an uphill traffic jam with a manual gearbox, you can't drive.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:50

>>333
I drive a manual, but I still think people who write these rants are silly.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:01

I would like to own one car with a DCT automatic and one with a 6-speed manual. Maybe have one Evo X and one WRX STI

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:17

>>334
I prefer an automatic. Keeps one had free for a gun.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 03:57

>>336
You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:54

>>334
I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 06:14

>>338
Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 18:48

BLACK CRIME
13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers
#BlackCrimeMatters

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:57

Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 21:33

>>339
So do I, figuratively speaking, if you catch my drift.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:11

started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:20

No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:44

Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 07:20

The emergence of the analog sticks looks oddly sexual

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:38

If only we had France's tight gun laws, Muslim terrorists wouldn't use guns to commit mass murder in the US.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:44

The universe is like a Pop Tart in that neither one is very good for your health if eaten.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 13:25

Hibike! Euphonium : Yay, animu about music ! Here it isn't a band but a whole orchestra ! The main protagonist has a very interesting personnality, not the usual (but very kawaii) sweet little girl and the "Homura" (you'll know what I mean if you watch it) is fascinating. Episode 8 was a beautiful and breathtaking turning point in the relationships of the characters, it's very well made and touching, and there's music ! I highly recommand it.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 17:40

I'm curious how claiming people you don't know are virgins based on what, their internet habits and writing style is somehow "reportage"?

I can think of no other possible explanation for their behavior, can you? Like if the cockpit of a dc-10 suddenly appears where your bedroom wall used to be it only makes sense to assume a plane just crashed.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 18:28

You think that's bad. I help manage communication for our fire and emergency services. We literally had thousands of apple products, THOUSANDS. Then they pulled the ios7 cable blocking software thing. They made me look like an idiot since I had recommended switching to apple products for consistency for our techs.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 01:19

one of my tasks in life is to promote Christianity in a way to attract internet racists

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 17:06

But heyc you know Ifd still give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this is yet another case of Twitter giving the appearance of brain damage.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 17:36

It didn't look terrible. Most people look kind of dorky when they're running unless they're Tom Cruise.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 19:14

A conspiracy is nothing more than 2 women plotting to give a 3rd a bad peer review.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 22:58

Id rather give money to ISIS than Double Fine

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:04

I have none.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:15

>>356
ISIS has consistently put out the product they promised at the scale they promised, doublefine has abandoned projects that were funded and gimped content out of their major releases, the former is clearly a better investment.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 12:23

All those afternoons coming home from school to an empty house, with homework in the bag that I didn't want to do. Turned on the TV, the Playstation. Even though I'd beaten the game a couple of times over, I had this savepoint at the train graveyard. Would lay down on the floor, head between my backpack and the controller, and stare at the ceiling fan until I fell asleep to this song. Most of the time, the sun would be down by the time I woke up again. That's the sad and wasted childhood this song reminds me of. ; ~;

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 17:10

What is the Left's obsession with genitalia?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 22:11

SEXY!

A lovely bit of rare homoerotica in mainstream TV, thank you 30 Rock :)

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 15:15

Rape Culture Raceway

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 20:09

>>360 A reaction to the Right's obsession of trying to censor it.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:53

With the exception of POTUS, the Atty General, both leading presidential candidates, the media, and universities, Americans love free speech.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:56

Easy there waterwings. Mommy left the inhaler in the minivan.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:35

Great hair is something that everybody would like to have.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 00:27

It's very weird that mermaid-fucking plays such a huge part of Superman's history.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 05:27

>>342
the head of the shaft of a tranny, I mean.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 18:40

2+2 doesn't stop being 4 just because the person who did the math is an asshole.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 12:20

Russia is a myth told by Reagan to keep funding for the "cold war". It was really just an invasion of Antarctica to intimidate the penguin population.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 13:33

Let's contact our local governments and request that they build levies in preparation for the network of blood rivers. Thanks for the tip guy, you're alright.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 11:42

>>370
I knew it, no way slavs are real. But no one would listen.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 06:50

Stupid people don't deserve erections.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 16:06

My name is gary, and I'm an addict. My addiction to minesweeper has resulted in many late nights, a few missed classes, and an all time best score of 89 seconds (expert, of course).

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:42

entire villages in the Arctic depend on seals for food, heat, light and sex

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 19:29

We want maniacs. We want people who will shut down Congress, gleefully tell liberals to fuck off, and be castigated as maniacs by our opposition. We want people who will shut down the government, and keep it from making things any worse.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 21:13

This is objectively false. People insult the 3DS for having a 240p screen, but what they don't realize is that since it's three-d, the number of pixels goes up exponentially, to 240x240x240, meaning that it's actually 13824000p, better than the best computers.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 11:17

Are you really trivializing rape victims that much? What a fuckin freak. This is the equivalent of you going on craigslist and visiting some black dude in his section 8 housing in Baltimore to buy tickets to the Presidential Gala at Harvard and then complaining that you got sold fake tickets.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 16:08

Exactly. And tbh? Theyfd defend her even if it had been true. Ifm glad she didnft but folks were really showing their true colors and their willingness to throw rape victims under the bus to defend their fav. This wasnft a case of people jumping on her just because it was her brother involved. It was a case of people (most anyway because there are those looking for an excuse to drag) being angry because they thought someone with money and a large following was supporting a rapist. But now folks are on their high horse because all that matters is that her reputation is safe.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 21:19

Intolerance of intolerance is the South Park Death Camp of Tolerance

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 00:38

FB won't suspend the sub-literate POS jihadi nigger that absolutely threatened Donald Trump but they'll suspend me for a month for using the word "faggot" as an adjective in reference to the recent snapping crap on college campuses.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 07:20

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ifll

Have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ifve been involved in numerous secret raids on

Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Ifm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another

Target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the

Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the

Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youfre fucking dead, kid. I can be

Anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatfs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States

Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable

Ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little gcleverh comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnft, you didnft, and

Now youfre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youfre fucking dead, kiddo.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 19:17

These are the same people who think gThelma & Louiseh is empowering. This is a movie in which as soon as the two female leads are away from their male supervision, they proceed to fail at everything c including life, since they finish up by committing suicide.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 20:17

And of course, the US hasn't spent the last half millennia being passed back and forth between Germany and Russia like some roofied prom date. But don't let that fact get in the way, either.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 03:29

I've met French people. they smell like cheese and can't play soccer. don't be intimidated by them.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 18:35

Reminds me of the Lemonade stand BASIC game on Apple ][. It was trivial to beat once I found out you could allocate negative funds to advertising and your account would end up credited. Then the stand just became a front operation laundering money through the print shop.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 11:28

Kremlin Trolls are out in force. My bona fides are rock solid. I've paid a real price for my fighting Putinism. Draw your own conclusions.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 21:46

I've seen quite a few small communities gradually unravel because the moderators erred on the side of not banning people who were clearly violating the spirit but not the letter of the rules. As jerks gradually leaked in, the people who didn't want to be around jerks gradually drifted away, and the community was left as nothing more than a sludgy residue.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 17:24

Both leftists and moslems give enemies 3 choices. 1. convert, 2. die, 3. pay high taxes

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 17:59

The flat tire is a symbol of Motorola's inability to achieve.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 22:36

So, you are saying there is no hand-chopping this time?

(putting wallet away)

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 03:16

I also liked how he portrayed the New Republic as a dysfunctional, corrupt, mess. The bits about the various alien races bringing the New Republic to the brink of ruin because of their demand for special programs to account for their unique cultures & anatomy was as brilliant as it was infuriating to read about.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 03:50

>>391
I thought Kylo Ren lost his hand.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 04:11

>>393
hand solo's daughter kylo rylie stabs him in the heart

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 16:15

As a White man, I agree with the author – we must be stopped. I think we should be segregated in our own land. An area entirely composed of just White people, so we cannot hurt anyone else.

I am absolutely sure non – Whites would not want to have anything to do with us, just like the historical record of immigration shows.

So, a huge (yuuuuuge) wall should be erected around this new White nation. This way, no dangerous Whites could escape, and no innocent POC could accidently (not through any fault of their own, but of course due to White tricknology) find themselves in the hellish, failed state an all White country would invariably become.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 16:55

"Now, I wouldn't keep any school open that wasn't doing a better than average job."

-- Hillary Clinton who apparently A) wants to close down half of our schools,* or B) doesn't understand math, or C) a lil' Column A and a lil' Column B

  • And yes I'm quite aware that mean and median are not the same thing you humorless little Neil deGrasse Tyson-wannabe pedant fucks.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 18:37

I donft know about you guys, but I would hate to have to beat the faggot out of my own son just because I did a poor job choosing his mother.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 21:33

Until women let us hit them they will never be equal

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 03:34

I tried to imagine a future where one can stream cumsocks on Netflix, but then I remembered that if you know where to look it's already possible even without future technology to find streaming cum.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 14:28

By the way, Germany's like, let's ban an inanimate object that rails against Jews and advocates their destruction while importing loads of live people who feel the same way. Brilliant.

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