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172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 19:49

CE BOAT

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 20:08

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174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 20:37

Y

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Q

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U

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I

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179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 20:40

GIT YOU SIPS ON NIGGA

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 22:14

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181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 22:24

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 22:34

>>181
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 23:01

What the fuck, why is it midnight again?

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 00:12

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 04:12

facebook is great for letting me find out the shitty political views of the people I went to high school with and barely know nowadays

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 05:26

we have done irreversible damage to our environment and we're completely fucked

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 08:24

I'm alt-right

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 09:18

just weary to my bone

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 12:59

facebook is great for letting me find out which highschool classmate is working on a "popsicles but with alcohol" startup

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:08

Pathetic.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:21

glolis but with alcoholh startup

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:38

to be honest, i would open my own ice cream but with alcohol place, except that already exists where I live and it's actually very good, I go like twice a month.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 16:21

It turns out that some people still reply to the Cincinnati Zoo Twitter account's tweets with jokes about a certain gorilla, though it happens less often now.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 17:47

the cincinnati zoo is pretty shitty, the columbus zoo is much nicer

regardless, i recommend not visiting either, unless you are already stuck in ohio, because that means having to come to ohio

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:09

new touhou game with sumirenko! BRING BACK MIMA

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:13

I won't be defeated
by the blazing sun
because I am a cactus

-(߁[), sept. 7927, 1993(translated from the Japanese by (߁[), on sept. 9088, 1993)

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:15

There are too many creepy people on this site.
Example: >>191

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:18

( -) a cold hand
( ) wrapped in cotton
( ˃ ˂) I love mittens!

-(*߁[), sept. 7926, 1993

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:24

There are too many disgusting not-lolicons on this site
Example: >>197

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 19:19

Totally forgot this place was still running.
Glad I found it again but I feel bad for abandoning it, like a Dad that went to get smokes but never returned until his kid was grown up..

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 19:37

It's normal to be depressed and anxious when you live in a depressing and anxiety-inducing environment. The problem is the environment itself, not the individual. SSRIs and benzos donft fix your country's culture, healthcare, poverty, etc.

I think this is a huge failure of modern psychiatry (the inability to look at larger-scale issues instead of the individual person).

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:03

>>197
don't worry the fbi will handle it

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:04

Gearing myself up for the moment my mother asks my permission to write about me in her (completed) memoir.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:07

don't trust people who say "my mother" instead of "my mom"

what's even worse is when they just say "mother" without the "my"

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:09

I use "mother" because I expect to get shit from an American for spelling "mom" wrong.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:33

>>205
Then don't spell it wrong

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:48

You're grammer is bad. Ppl like u are a diamond dozen.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:48

I want to be soft.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:49

>>208
Change your name to Mike Rowe.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 21:02

>>206
You got me there

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 21:10

Once upon a time, I once a noisy eater

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 21:10

>>211
Wait I fucked up

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 21:59

I missed you >>200!

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 22:22

I belong underground.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 22:31

>>214

>1993-09-9088 22:22
>88 22:22

nice repeating digits, homie

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 23:00

why does every single female "comedian" think being an obnoxious sloppy drunken slut is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 23:02

>>216
example?

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 23:17

>>187
no need
to worry 'bout me

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 00:11

Over the sun shota to issho.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 00:22

I still don't know whether to call it 2ch or 5ch.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 01:25

I guess Smoke deGrasse Tyson has never heard of ecofascism/deep ecology, probably never even read anything by Pentii Linkola or Ted Kaczynski either:
https://i.imgur.com/3aGRBfD.png
what a pleb

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 02:36

Microsoft Sam: soiboy

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 02:41

>>217
sarah silverman
kelsey cook
lisa lampanelli
the black chick from the new ghostbusters
the fat blonde one who was in some romcom with john cena
etc

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 02:55

Under the loli, loli to loli.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 09:56

It's always the same.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 12:35

cocaine boogers

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 14:59

I can touch myself.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:04

sleep apnea sucks ass

I am like 99% sure I have it but I can't afford to go to a doctor

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:12

Faster than your daddy's car

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:16

Why, of course I'd like to meet hot singles in my area

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:11

Fuck local lolis for money, shoot three XBOXes to find out how!

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

hot doubles in your area

check 'em

timestamp dubs

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

ah fuck I was off by a minute

oh well, check my dubs now anyway

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:10

Is Epic Fail Guy alive today?

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:15

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:38

>>234
he failed to stay relevant

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:43

>>236
epic fail, my guy

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:10

I'm a slut for existentialism.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:20

Nuke Israel

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:39

To me "mom" is vocative, it's basically her name. "Mother" is more like a title. I use "mom" when I'm talking directly to mom and "mother" if I'm talking about her somewhere else, or about the concept of a female parent in general.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:49

>>238
metaphysics is for pseudointellectual navel-gazers who don't do anything useful in the real world

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:50

Like imagine if you were introducing the Prime Minister to a group of people and you just said "hey everyone this is Theresa" and then sat down.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>213
Son!?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>239
both far right and far left people are anti-israel these days so I don't even know what your political beliefs are based on that post

people who are milder (neocons, centrists, statist democrats) are pro-israel

left-wing anti-israel rhetoric: free palestine, muh open borders
right-wing anti-israel rhetoeric: everything is a jewish conspiracy

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 21:40

>>244
Okay. Suck my balls.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 22:19

I have ruined everything.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 22:33

Loli the loli, loli loli loli.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 23:19

You know what else is stupid? Everything you like!

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 03:36

I might be getting a cool new job thanks to meeting someone at a party tonight wew lad

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 04:33

I'm proud of you son

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 05:41

>>250
You can't fool me, my dad doesn't know how to use a computer.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 06:05

I'm proud of you son

Sent from my iPhone

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 06:42

America has no future.

254 Name: I'm proud of you son : 1993-09-9090 10:02

ok computer. Send the message to my son please

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 10:49

I'm proud of you son oh god how did I get here I am not good with computer

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 12:23

>>238 If you're ever curious to read Aristotle's Metaphysics, don't bother, waste of time.

>>241 Nothing wrong with looking at your belly-button or not doing anything useful (L`)y-~~

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 13:58

I am adrift.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 15:19

Ifm proud of you loli.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 20:03

Despair.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 21:33

Banjo solo

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 22:31

Oh, girldick isn't in my spellcheck dictionary.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 00:23

It's funny how leftists are calling people "bootlicker" now, considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control, higher taxation, etc. So they're insulting people for seemingly being okay with authority (i.e. not hating cops just because they're cops?), yet they themselves are very much ok with authority. Just as long as it's their brand of authority. And you can also tell when a liberal gets all their news from the same mainstream media sources, since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc. They pretend that they're intellectuals who have come to their own political conclusions, but is it really a coincidence that their views line up with mainstream media outlets exactly? And they just so happen to use the same new-age terminology?

Or, more likely, they are just succumbing to propaganda. But they'd never admit that.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 02:58

>>262

>considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control

lmao not on leftypol they are not

have you tried not being a bootlicker?

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:21

>>263
well at least we can agree that guns are important for protecting against tyranny

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:22

Before gun control:
Law-abiding citizens have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

After gun control:
Law-abiding citizens don't have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:33

imagine if furries were given the same treatment trannies have now

they'd get surgery to add hair all over their bodies

and we'd be forced by media elites to accept them, or else we'd be fired and shamed for being bigots

tolerance of degeneracy is not a good thing

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 05:00

I'm fucking hammered

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 06:04

>>265
actually in some countries police don't have guns
maybe even the majority

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 06:17

>>268
Only four or five countries have police officers that don't regularly carry guns. And even then they still have access to guns when they need them.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:04

I love myself and I want to live, because it's summer

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:34

>since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc.

I didn't know these terms were used outside tumblr. I still really don't care what "leftists" are doing or what any other demographic's opinion on them is, but I think it's a mistake to make assumptions about people's background just because they use similar terminology in certain places.

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