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93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:08

I found an alternative image board where the admin deletes pictures of people (because he hates "3DPD") and bans people if they mention having a job, a girlfriend, friends, etc. Weirdest fucking echo chamber ever.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:24

Are you talking about Tohno?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:19

>>86, >>92
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Mastodon, is in fact, ActivityPub/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ActivityPub plus Mastodon. Mastodon is not a Twitter clone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ActivityPub system made useful by the ActivityPub client/server API, federated cross-server API and W3C standard comprising a full social network as defined by the plants Richard Stallman has sex with.

Many computer users run a modified version of the ActivityPub system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ActivityPub which is widely used today is often called "Mastodon", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ActivityPub system, developed by the W3C.

There really is a Mastodon, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Mastodon is the GUI: the program in the system that deludes you into thinking you're using a snazzy web 2.0 thing like Twitter instead of an open source command line program written by some fat nerd in his mom's basement. The GUI is an essential part of a social network, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete communications protocol. Mastodon is normally used in combination with the ActivityPub standard: the whole system is basically ActivityPub with Mastodon added, or ActivityPub/Mastodon. All the so-called "Mastodon" distributions are really distributions of ActivityPub/Mastodon.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:41

>>95
It's hilarious because Mastodon will indeed become the most famous instance of ActivityPub, just like Linux is the biggest example of an OS using GNU. Literally what's GNUSocial and Hurd.

>>92
It really is a bunch of ultra nerds shouting nice things at each other all the time. It's kind of annoying really, and mostly useless since unless you spam how much you love everyone, nobody will bother interacting with you (you can blatantly beg for follows, but that's literally a level nobody should sink to) and you'll be talking to a huge void that is the federated timeline. Worst, people will think you are an "ironybro" unless literally every post you make is wholesome loveydovey stuff.

What I'm saying is that we should have a distributed message board, shit's the future.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 04:24

>>94 Seems to be the case. I can't really see what he has against it, they seem like pretty sensible policies to me.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 06:38

>>95

> plants Richard Stallman has sex with

took it from an A to an A+, well memed

99 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9121 07:00

I love being an insider for my friends.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 08:16

I hate all this ligma sugandese bullshit

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 09:12

Wil Wheaton throws a hissy fit and walks away from something popular because he was tired of catching (much deserved) flak for being a whiny douchebag. Why does this sound familiar?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 09:55

>>101
I don't know, don't ask me!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 11:39

>>101
How much you wanna bet he'll be back?

Wil Wheaton is a nobody. He had a side role is fucking Star Trek, a B list side character at best, and now all he's known for is tweeting about dumb shit. Aside from his Twitter presence, he's nothing.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 11:43

>>97
It's sensible to dislike people who actually function in life?

Take a moment to reevaluate your line of thinking.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 12:21

>>104 Is there any point seeking out tiny little niche communities then moaning about what they're about?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 12:27

>>105
but it's a community where people encourage each other to make bad life decisions which only make them even more miserable

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:03

Paul's Manafort sounds like a really bad Magic The Gathering card

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:18

>>107
Paul's Manafort (0)
Legendary Land

Tap: Add one mana of any color.

Paul's Manafort enters the battlefield with ten Hillary's emails on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove one of Hillary's emails.

When Paul's Manafort has no Hillary's emails on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create a legendary 20/20 white Special Prosecutor creature token with flying and indestructible named "Phyrexian Mueller" under an opponent's control.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:49

Any Booty Bass/Miami Bass music recommendations?

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 14:19

came across someone who thinks "inspect element" is hacking

why are people so stupid?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 17:04

>>106 Who gives a fuck...

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 18:25

Imagine if an outsider arrived on your niche site and told all the old guard that they are wrong and he is right. Doesn't that ring any bells for you? Does it not remind you of something?
Going on Tohno to talk about 3D is like going on wizchan to talk about your girlfriend. Not everything on the internet has to be about real life.

113 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9121 20:08

Man, I sure hate people.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 20:29

I only hate some of them.

fuckin city fucks

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 20:33

oh yeah
last weekend i did the high fiber colon blowout and shit out a catseye marble i'd swallowed when i was six years old
been stuck in there for 21 years

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:10

>>114
farmers only
city folks just don't get it
>>115
wtf

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:25

Well, here we are.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:47

>>117
Wherever you go, there you are.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:51

Wizchan is crap, I'd totally invent a gf and post there about my fictional normie life.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:53

>>112 Looking back through the old thoughts threads and sometimes people talked about anime or said the word "nigger" without some FOB weirdo derailing the thread for the next 300 posts into a rant about how everyone is living their life incorrectly. I'd almost forgotten what that's like. It reminds me of that.

A spectrum is haunting DQN - the spectrum of autism.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:54

>>119
I'm not saying it's good, just that it doesn't make sense to go to some niche site and try to change it to fit yourself.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:02

>>119,121
That's the thing, I don't even visit wizchan or tohno, because they kind of suck and when I noticed that I just closed the tab instead of deciding to stick around and argue with the entire rest of the site about why they're bad and wrong. I, for one, have accepted that not every site on the internet has to be about me and cater to my whims and desires and interests.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:05

"Let's encourage self-destructive habits so we can continue to be miserable!"
"Hey, maybe that's not a good idea."
"OH MY GOD, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. WE DON'T HAVE TO CATER TO YOUR WHIMS AND DESIRES."

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:08

>>123 be quiet, fool

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160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:06

why do my favorite anon boards always seem to end up derailed by antisemitic trolls and unfunny ad hominem attacks?

all I want is a comfy place to post "key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee" in peace

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163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:26

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164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:27

wow the "Text Art" formatting is a fucking lie. sorry for the spam. still better than literal /pol/ shitposts

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:07

when did sage start saving in the link field again, i don't remember it doing that for a while

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:23

I'm assuming it's a browser thing

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:48

Time for my fourth meal of the day

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 06:15

jaguar dressed as black panther saying "wakaranda"

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 07:08

what7sLI$GMA

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:10

same as it ever was...

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:19

I have to go.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:24

wakaranda is a liquor store in pretoria, south africa

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:35

Ø

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:08

X Hooters is closing locations because Millennials aren't into boobs anymore
O Hooters is closing locations because Millennials aren't into suffering through a $30 plate of the shittiest chicken on the planet just to see some boobs anymore

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:11

Shia LaBeowulf

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:17

Shia LaBidoof

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:26

if Shia LaBeouf started working out and got really muscular he'd be Shia LaBuff
if Shia LaBeouf started vaping he'd be Shia LaPuff
if Shia LaBeouf killed someone and filmed it he'd be Shia LaSnuff

captcha: dan

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:36

shia le beef jokes in the year of our lord 2018

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:42

what kind of bland food-eating dork describes beer as spicy lmao holy shit they're not even joking

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:56

>>179 There's other spices besides pepper, tbh. I myself have also called cola and mulled wine spicy. Not spicy as in hot but spicy as in having kind of a warm sweetness reminiscent of cinnamon or cloves. If it's a stout or something I could feasibly see it being described as "spicy".

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 14:20

emamouse type beat

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:02

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:12

>>163
Nooooooo what happened to the mittens?

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:25

>>183
sabotaged by the global zionist conspiracy

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:57

although maybe he really is just a dork and ordered the ghost pepper IPA or some other equally obtuse hipster shite

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 16:39

representational state transfer for beer

an IPA API

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:43

Just because you have an internet connection and social media accounts doesn't mean you're a celebrity. Having a twitter account doesn't make you an expert on politics. Posting selfies on instagram doesn't make you a model. Having a linkedin profile doesn't mean you're CEO material. Tumblr doesn't make you a super artsy creative person. Using youtube doesn't mean you're an expert video editor or commentator. Using reddit doesn't mean you're an expert scientist. Having a blog doesn't mean anyone has to listen to you. Putting your FL studio tracks on soundcloud or bandcamp doesn't necessarily mean you're a real musician. When someone says something dumb to me like "I have a twitch account now" as if that means they're gonna be a fucking professional streamer, I just think, wow, how fucking delusional are people? Oh, you have a great idea for a podcast? I'm sure all 2 listeners will like it. Nobody fucking cares. Just because you can put bullshit on the internet doesn't mean you should.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:44

I've read Anna Karenina but never played Dwarf Fortress.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:45

oh someone already wrote that

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 18:45

What the fuck happened in here since my last visit 2 days ago?

Wil Wheaton plays board games with other minor celebrities

>>186 please close the door on your way out, nobody wants you to make a scene

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 20:03

To our adminstrator: Thank you.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 20:55

>>188
It's been years since I read Anna Karenina, but I remember the side plot involving Levin being much more interesting than the main plot, and in general found Levin by far the most relatable character.

You should try playing Dwarf Fortress if you have the patience for it, it's pretty amazing.

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