There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.
For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.
My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
worst zork EVER, there were no captions to the speech so if you were deaf or didn't have a sound card the game would basicly be unplayable.
street fighter 2
cammy is nasty shemale
Initially I planned to give somewhat of a tentative recommendation based almost entirely on the game's gorgeous environments and striking atmosphere, but as I went on playing I found that beyond that there was nothing there for it. The writing is abysmal, and even if I tried to look at it through a more tongue-in-cheek lens so much of it is just empty. It’s not an amusing kind of bad either (like “Rise of the Dragon”, which is another point-and-click game that puts style over substance). There’s no sense of weight to this world that ironically enough fleshes itself out only visually, but has absolutely no other substance to it. It’s completely hollow of personality, of characters, of emotion or of any real world. It’s a beautiful backdrop of nothing.
The biggest question I had while playing was “Why should I care about what’s going on?” And the only answer I had was “to see what backgrounds I get to see next”.
It seems the game itself too, works in a similar sense. Rather than the story painting and weaving together the backgrounds, it's vice versa.
The protagonist has virtually no personality, never acts on his own behalf, and the character we portray onto him fails to convey any realism because he doesn’t talk like a normal human being would. With whiny dialogue choices that essentially all boil down to “I’m the hero, you should listen to me”, the cardboard-cutout cast just eventually plays into it and he gets to play the hero like he wants. Maybe this is all some depressive fantasy of his -- this lonely, abandoned middle-aged geek who retreats to his comic books for comfort, and dreams he’s the hero. He’s wanted, he’s loved, and he gets exactly what he wants in a Total Recall all-goes-right kind of adventure. But even if it were the case (and it’s not, unfortunately), it wouldn’t forgive the extremely unfulfilling game experience.
The special stages are fucking horrible, the insta-shield is next to worthless, and a lot of the enemies are a huge pain in the ass.
It's boring until you get to Twoson, Stonehenge is tedious.
Ace Combat Zero
Ace Combat Zero moar liek just Zero amirite
Crusader Kings 2
>Wait to get fucked over by sweden simulator
10+gb of hats
age of empires 2
AoE2 is just an endurance competition of who can continue to mash the queue unit button longer. AoE3 was objectively better in every way.
Final Fantasy XI
If someone teach me English,
I can teach him Japanese.
hello japanese i will teach you english
Hire a private teacher or buy a translator.
FF8 Card Game Clone. For English. Download Free. Windows.
I am Japan!
Dude, we are in fucking 2016 using the fucking internet
Everything is free here. You are welcome.
In Japan is rape normal?
do japanese people rape Each other and receive no punishment?
Will buying a Wii-U help me sleep with teenage girls?
I remember when I was sixteen I went over to a girls house under the pretense of playing Mario Party and then I fucked her.
So...does that still happen? Which of these will help me? http://www.listnerd.com/list/best-mario-games I just know chicks get fuckin wet for Mario
seducing teen girls is illegal and will get you thrown in prison. then you have to worry about the tossed salad man raping you up the ass!
No because girls have to be 2EDGY4ME I PLAY COD IM A REAL BOY now.
Doubt it. I think if a girl liked Mario I wouldn't fuck her.
Maybe get some weapons, get a place, get prepared to kill a few cops. I think all girls that still have a soul are just looking for someone to take care of them. Even Jewish girls want to be saved from the jews if you know what I mean. I probably mean anime watching faggots like you. People who give up everything that matters, supporting what takes it away so they can get a pat on the back or some other bullshit.
I am a university student in Japan.
Now, I am dedicated to making an academic paper.
In it, I have to conduct a survey to American people as much as possible.
This is a really short, so please cooperate me!
Fun Fact: Gaming consoles exist outside of X-box and Playstation and games exist outside of gaming consoles (and computers in general)
No. You're a parasite. Nothing else.
This move is old mario
Oh no...that was really sad.
I teared up a little
Reminds me of Ennuigi
And no, I don't mean the Apogee era ones.
I've been rediscovering my enjoyment of Duke Nukem 3D, and looking into the franchise some more, and it seems that in between 3D and Forever there were a bunch of spinoffs, mostly for consoles, that I hadn't been aware of for the most part.
So, are Time to Kill, Land of the Babes, Zero Hour, Manhattan Project and any other interim game I forgot any good? Most of them seem to have the fuck-ugly Playstation polygon look that turned me off to consoles (and to some degree video games in general) of that era, but being ugly doesn't necessarily mean they're not fun, or at least a source of Nuclear amusement.
Try to find Lameduke, a pre-release beta before DN3D, with completely different levels..
It's funny when you consider how technically the Build engine doesn't actually render polygons/3D at all. This might not be true on consoles though since the Saturn version at least was remade with a Powerslave/Exhumed engine (which was true 3D).
Speaking about that, I wholly recommend you to play the console port of Powerslave (NOT the DOS one, it's a different game altogether). It's a really great FPS that was a bit similar to Metroid Prime with the non-linearity thing. In 1996.
>>3 I don't think the spinoffs used BUILD, no.
Which Powerslave console port? Does it matter, i.e. how Doom 64 was a completely new, different game from Doom on Saturn, Playstation?
Every Powerslave version was different, the PC version being the most different (and often considered the worst) and Saturn version was considered the best/truest to the devs' intentions.
Can we talk about Duke Nukem Time to Kill / Land of the Babes / Zero Hour / Manhattan Project now?
No more heroes
I like how its a satire on "EPIC" plots in general not just games.
But I still consider Killer7 as a better game despite the change from its original script . Cant wait for
Flower, Sun and Rain in October so I can get some sort of understanding of his Kill the Past series.
Beat the Orc campaign of Warcraft II, probably not for the first time, but the first time in many years at least. Still working on the Human side.
And the Human campaign too. I guess that leaves Beyond the Dark Portal but I think I feel like a bit of a change of pace first.
I have no mouth and i must scream.
Beat Enclave. Kick ass game.
I beat Echo Night 2, it was really good (though I couldn't find the last hiding child). Now onto Echo Night Beyond...
I've just beat The Wolf Among Us, if you can even call that a game. It was pretty enjoyable, but I didn't like the ending. It's one of these games that rely more on the form than the plot, even though it's no more than a visual story.
Blade of Darkness, twice (one run as the dwarf and another as the barbarian. Only the amazon is left that I haven't beat this game with now).
What are some videogames in which I can practice nudism?
Leisure Suit Larry
Rust but you might not want to bother since it's shit.
Quake if you get the "nudedude" skin that I think is still around in the 250 skins pack.
get ye the 'better bodies' patch for morrowind, then make your female character run around pantless!
Yes, unfortunately there will be new Pokemon this time around, however the entire game world engine has been revitalized. For years the Pokemon in-game worlds have run with a top-down classic RPG style, by October we will have a more Final Fantasy style 3D game world.
Additionally, the battle engine does not appear to have changed from what little we see in the video, however attack animations are fully 3D and great looking, in my opinion.
Fairy type confirmed!!
More monsters and character info!
Pack fight with a Fenekin.
New Cocoro leaks!