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What Mario Game wil lget me laid? (24)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-05-27 05:01 ID:aM4E2N2P

Will buying a Wii-U help me sleep with teenage girls?

I remember when I was sixteen I went over to a girls house under the pretense of playing Mario Party and then I fucked her.

So...does that still happen? Which of these will help me? I just know chicks get fuckin wet for Mario

15 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-09-08 05:35 ID:yiD1fuRJ

Mario 64,

show them bitchez how gud you are at this game and they'll be wet for you all over.

16 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-11-02 12:17 ID:zbdBnkSe

There's nothing a woman likes more than QPU alignment.

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19 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-01-31 07:11 ID:S9pjn6Ay

Seconding SM64. I made her panties drop* in 0.5x A button presses.

*in a parallel universe

20 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-05 00:12 ID:Heaven

That doesn't make sense though. There are no objects in parallel universes or M64. How could she have panties to drop?

21 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-08 11:07 ID:4QnDzSyd

I remember I once had a date witha a girl and took her to a semi-dungeon flat to play Kirby´s adventure. In my head, I tought that the fact that you can share food mouth-to-mouth in cooperaitve mode was enticing. It wasn't, the moment the kirbys pased the food, ther was an awkward silence.

She asked to stop dating after that.

So, don't use kirby games.

22 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-18 21:01 ID:Heaven

For a few minutes, I was trying to remember what this looked like but once it came back to me, holy SHIT

23 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-08-01 23:44 ID:JcW1JWxv

I get mad that most Mario games don’t have toilets. I search all over. Completely immersion breaking to play a game about a plumber that doesn’t have a single toilet. I simply cannot believe that Mario is a plumber, ruining the entire Mario series.

24 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-08-02 02:55 ID:4P+4Pf5X

He traverses lots of pipes though

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[Applause]Everytime we finish a game we post here[Praise] (286)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-03-26 16:22 ID:0dQRlyR5

No more heroes
I like how its a satire on "EPIC" plots in general not just games.
But I still consider Killer7 as a better game despite the change from its original script . Cant wait for
Flower, Sun and Rain in October so I can get some sort of understanding of his Kill the Past series.

277 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-25 20:26 ID:azYWPWPY

Nier Automata
I'm glad I got to experience the story as I did, and I'm also glad that I was able to look up all of the different endings without having to go through all of the different shit to get them. Especially the true end. I feel bad for the characters, but Platinum did a great job. I will have to look into their other games that are on PC because the gameplay was cool and the story kept me from drifting away to other games. The plot twists were definitely my favorite part.

278 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-19 16:46 ID:azYWPWPY

Super Lovely Planet, and Lovely Planet 2
Cute little games that get progressively more difficult. The music never fails to be nice, and the amount of precision the games require makes them fun. I even get some recorded world records on some of the levels! I'm sure someone's beaten them by now but it's the first time I've done anything like that, so that was exciting. I couldn't beat the original Lovely Planet though, that game was just too hard towards the end. I think I got to like level 5-20 or something before I gave up.

279 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-03-06 02:04 ID:ZkHkK/kB

yeah this is cooler

280 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-04-08 05:16 ID:rKq2o8Fp

Just beat Megaman Zero 4. It was fun.

281 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-04-30 16:56 ID:YnvjLiXT

Beat Hexen a little while ago
I thought it was good overall but my opinion of it gets worse as the game goes on, especially once I started Death Kings of the Dark Citadel expansion. Even in the main game, I was hoping for an end by the 3rd hub and it just keeps going, there are some good levels afterwards but the 4 just feels like filler. I beat the main game with the fighter easily enough but made the mistake of trying the expansion with the mage, his ice magic is fucking garbage and it takes a long time until you get his good weapon.
I liked Heretic more at this point. At least you get more than 4 weapons at a time.

282 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-05-16 01:19 ID:og2U0MVb

Finally got around to playing the 2013 Tomb Raider a couple months ago. The hunting mechanic felt tacked on, and the "run from cover to cover while shooting an army of bad guys" sequences were annoying, but overall it was an enjoyable game.

The last six weeks have been all about Monster Hunter: World. Started the DLC Iceborne a few days ago and I feel like the jump from High to Master is way more difficult than the jump from Low to High.

283 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-05-22 19:25 ID:7GNXxHke

I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 2.
Search The Bread K, and most games MicroHorrorArcade and PhuCat103 played, i love this type of games. Itch io type games are very charming to me.

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285 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-23 18:04 ID:palZUrTB


> mage, his ice magic is fucking garbage and it takes a long time until you get his good weapon.

Get close to enemies and chill touch them. Counter-intuitive but it works best that way.
Wand is slow to kill things, but pretty effective in larger areas against groups.

286 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-31 22:16 ID:palZUrTB

Addendum, also his Flechettes slay if you know how to use them. Their explosions are shield-piercing (read: hits centaurs and heresiarchs even when they're guarding).

Really a big part of sucking at Hexen or thinking Hexen sucks is down to not using the items or not using them correctly (won't defend some of the more obtuse puzzle designs tho).

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ITT we tell the poster above us why their favorite game sucks (477)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-03 05:20 ID:QLhp9ZtD

There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.

For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.

My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3

No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.

468 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-11-08 03:12 ID:Q+SRwSrY

The North American cover art has too much red and black on it. This is the only possible criticism because the game itself is flawless.

No More Heroes

469 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-02 21:47 ID:44ic2aPW

Lightsaber Wagglefest

Shadowrun, the FPS on the xbox 360.

470 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-04 17:36 ID:Ql5FJ2QC

The cross platform multi-player was a decent idea, but it was poorly implemented and left the PC players to absolutely dominate the console players.

My favorite is Phantasy Star IV

471 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-10 01:42 ID:tpvtEuQW

A fucking JRPG on a the sega genesis with worse gameplay than it's competitors that couldn't decide if it wanted to be a fantasy or sci-fi setting, and sucks at both.

My favorite vidya game is Mega Man X, on the super ninty

472 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-11 05:25 ID:Oa+RiLzq

You don't have the dash at the start, and it's entirely possible to defeat 7/8 Mavericks without it, making the game artificially more difficult.

My favorite video game is Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles.

473 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-14 08:54 ID:Q+SRwSrY

No multiplayer mode

Double Dragon

474 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-14 18:30 ID:eM52w6vD

Punching whip-toting butch women is sexist and homophobic.


475 Name: retard : 2020-06-21 20:04 ID:7NExMzf2

this is for whites only

Minecraft Snapshot pre-release 8

Also there are no rules besides the first one

476 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-21 22:53 ID:Q+SRwSrY

> Hexen

All the console ports were ultra-shitty even by '90s standards.

> Minecraft

Inspires self-professed retards to spam 4-ch with their KKK servers. Also a garbage Infiniminer ripoff with unfocused gameplay and nothing but lolrandom additions like magic and new animals ever since early beta.


477 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-31 18:08 ID:pbllySyk

I have nothing bad to say about Factorio, well maybe the fact that if you don't pay attention to what time it is (maybe day), you can become unemplyed and homeless just like that.

Katana ZERO

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Team Fortress 2 (22)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-06-24 10:33 ID:mq/Okefi

I get motion sickness probably after 3-4 hours of playing this game.

I really enjoy it - but I can't stand the feeling of my eyes popping out of my skull and my intestines being pulled from my mouth through my esophagus.

It really sucks.

Do I just keep playing TF2 until my body gets used to it? I've read up on the motion sickness thing and it seems to me like 'sea legs' in comparison.

This really fucking sucks. ;___;

13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2010-09-13 15:57 ID:iTOIW18q

Really, the only team fps game I ever feel compelled to play anymore is CSS.

A bunch of my work friends convinced me to buy MW2, and to be honest I don't really like it. Not that needing to unlock weapons and attachments is such a big deal, but the perk system is so stupid.

14 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2010-11-15 16:19 ID:/zOlIP5S

love me some tf2

15 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2010-11-25 19:52 ID:HE3PQ1A/

I used to get motion sickness from old FPS games in the early 1990s that were not "true" 3D, but rather 2.5D which really messes with your head.

16 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2011-08-19 04:44 ID:j2Rp+/rA

Can some people who don't play anymore give me some items? My backpack is really empty

17 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2011-08-23 02:20 ID:j2Rp+/rA

yeah me too anyone tha tdont play anymore or "cant" play anymore could i please have some items i only have some items that ant the basic one's could i have just a few please??

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19 Name: Ciam : 2011-08-25 23:57 ID:j2Rp+/rA

20 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-16 10:11 ID:mQLGjydh

As a Quake boomer TF2 is the last remaining fun online game for me that's still somewhat popular.

21 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-17 09:41 ID:Heaven


>As a Quake boomer

Stop or go back.

22 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-21 16:31 ID:NWUsM597

fuck off.

Also damn, nice necro. I've put ~2600 hours into tf2 but lately I only really play on the 4/v/ server when it goes up.

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Megami Tensei (62)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2017-06-07 17:53 ID:KWxzW/og

Let's talk about Atlus's Megami Tensei franchise.
Persona 5 came out and next is Deep Strange Journey in 2017 (and 2018 for NA and PAL territories).

53 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-05-08 15:45 ID:76TU5PAl

Looks like P5R will be a meatier upgrade for P5 than P4G was for P4.
Atlus also confirmed the presence of new confidants.

54 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-11-24 17:47 ID:76TU5PAl

Overseas release date for P5R coming soon.

55 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-07 21:39 ID:pWArVU0Y

I'm new to the franchise but I really like P5, but since I don't have a ps4 I can't play it. I was thinking of buying one soon, but I don't know if I should wait until Royal comes out or not.

56 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-08 16:59 ID:76TU5PAl


>I'm new to the franchise but I really like P5, but since I don't have a ps4 I can't play it.

So you're a fan of the TV anime?

>I was thinking of buying one soon, but I don't know if I should wait until Royal comes out or not.

Are you waiting for a new price drop for the PS4 models?

57 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-08 18:33 ID:pWArVU0Y


I actually watched someone else play it after my brother introduced me to it.

I am low on cash right now but I have enough to buy a ps4, the thing is I would rather buy P5 and a ps4 at the same time, so I don't know if I should buy it right now, or finish watching and buy Royal when it comes out in the US.

58 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-09 11:27 ID:76TU5PAl

I'd recommend waiting and getting both at the same time so you can experience the whole game yourself.

59 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-14 18:25 ID:6nqDBcPe

I like Megami Tensei

60 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-01-17 12:26 ID:oYx3A8hd

Just getting into this series. Digital Devil Story is a much cooler title. Having difficulty beating this. Put all of my stat points into strength on both characters because seriously who cares about that shit, it'll be maxed out at some point anyway. Or at least they better let me max it out.

61 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-20 17:54 ID:76TU5PAl

SMTV and SMT3 HD incoming!

62 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-21 16:29 ID:Y8TwReUO

The SMTV protagonist looks like a bender, lol.

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Video Game Porn (6)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-25 22:01 ID:fagzOYGC

Let's just cut to the chase and post porn already.

I'll start with some Amy Rose.

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-25 22:02 ID:fagzOYGC

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-25 22:03 ID:fagzOYGC

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6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-16 09:48 ID:P/vay9eV

Custer's Revenge is heinously anus

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Amstrad recommendations (1)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-07-09 02:07 ID:3Jr/ghx2

Grabbing an Amstrad CPC emulator and a bunch of stuff for it. What are some must-plays?

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is this going to be our new 4channel? (13)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-26 01:00 ID:p6RY3lJS

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└───‐┘  ∧ ∧ マツムラブ!♪
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4 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-26 02:46 ID:xNg+160G

The fact that uMatrix hasn't blocked a single script is both scary and relieving at the same time.

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2018-11-26 02:47 ID:cxopKy90

It's not the website that makes good posters. It's the people. That's why people shitting on reddit or tumblr are retarded. It's the majority of people who USE them who are retarded. So basically. Newfags on 4chan everywhere (I am not calling it 4channel It's the exact same fucking site)

I do like the simple captchas here tho

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-11-28 22:06 ID:5qem8AY5

Honestly, we should just abandon 4chan(nel) and regroup here.

7 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-02 21:01 ID:Heaven

Anyone who has the patients to browse a textboard is allowed. I doubt that will be many of you though.

8 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-03 18:59 ID:Tt5E0oa5

This place does seem a lot more laidback than the shitposting storm that is 4chan. You can't go a post without people arguing and calling each other faggots and such.

9 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-05 19:06 ID:Je9HU8ox

Nah, sites tend to shape posters rather than vice-versa. The medium is the message. When all people had was geocities, everyone had to learn some HTML and make a website. When everything's centered on Twitter, even Doctors have to talk like teenagers.

10 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-12-11 21:48 ID:dzP2QSGI

This place does seem a lot more laidback than the shitposting storm that is DQN. You can't go a post without people going to Yoshinoya and asking if you really want that extra sauce and such.

11 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-03-06 02:01 ID:jtg0kTsJ

yeah this is cooler

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13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-21 20:15 ID:WBmgjUOo


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I am Japanese !!!!! please teach me English!!! (33)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2011-11-18 10:46 ID:SyrNhM+U

If someone teach me English,
I can teach him Japanese.


24 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-04-10 22:42 ID:Heaven


Dude, we are in fucking 2016 using the fucking internet

Everything is free here. You are welcome.

25 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-04-28 00:42 ID:1AAt4V5b

In Japan is rape normal?

do japanese people rape Each other and receive no punishment?

26 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-05-13 12:45 ID:D9e1vHZQ

Yes, rape is like saying have a good day.

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28 Name: nigger mcniggerson : 2018-11-25 23:52 ID:KaK5je0G

ummmmmmm yea honey.. this is an english board only... im....oof...yikes...

29 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-05 00:23 ID:Heaven

imagine bumping a thread where the OP was 7+ years ago

30 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-03-13 10:05 ID:HfqDo+Di

Can u say d same thing in Kagawa?

31 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-04-27 17:33 ID:8kMK014R

hello, i can teach you english
just let me know if you're still looking for a teacher
...guess not, this thread is very old...
but if anybody else wants to learn english or german, i am open for the cooperation

32 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-05-22 19:26 ID:M4tWU1YJ

Watch youtube videos, i learned it like that when i was younger. Youtube videos from youtubers on topics that interest you, like gaming.

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Blepoint Games' Demon's Souls remake (4)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-14 20:04 ID:NyC0Wl5e

Thoughts on the first trailer?
I personally dislike the overall changes in the art department.

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-14 20:54 ID:7/Eu4/6l

Agreed. Some games from the '00s (mainly call of duty ripoffs) had shitty monochrome filters for no good reason. Demon's Souls wasn't one of them.

Making it colorful destroys the atmosphere. A lot of the enemy designs are more generic now too.

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-06-14 22:15 ID:NyC0Wl5e


>A lot of the enemy designs are more generic now too.

Frankly speaking, the Flamelurker and the Dragon God looked ridiculous in that trailer.

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