>>725 Oh, this is what other fans mean when they say 'my fav just became problematic.'

'Every phone has a camera.' Tom, we weren't criticizing you because you happened to be caught out with your new girl a few times by fans and their phones. We had a problem with the blatant publicity you and your girl courted by calling the paps to capture every event in your lives, including your farts.

'Sometimes there are a lot of stories out there which are false.' Like the one saying TS had a boob job. Or the stories about how you're engaging in a PR relationship to further your career prospects? Yep. Okay. The lies need to stop, don't they, Tom? We should all try to be as honest and upright as you and Taylor.

Other things he's learned this summer:

1. His fans aren't as gullible as he thought
2. The answer to the question 'should I whore out my family to legitimize my relationship?' is always 'no.'
3. Only wear shirts that have been approved by his stylist
4. Referring to your SO by her full name and insisting that your relationship is not a publicity stunt is not the best way to prove your relationship is not a publicity stunt
5. The Four Seasons has a really nice continental breakfast