On Mother's Day / the Buddha's birthday, the new Chief Executive of Hong Kong would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all the mothers of the country of Hong Kong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_t8_-MGXA
Whoops, meant to type >>4 obv. Is it gay if you backlink to your own post?
Gives "hotgluing plastic" a whole new definition.
>Is it gay if you masturbate with a fleshlight made from another dude's sperm?
only if you forget to say "no homo" afterward, faggot
>>5
what if you use the sperm from a cute girl?
Seeing as this thread started on the topic of salmon sperm, >>9 might be a clownfish.
> In the Amphiprion percula species, there are zero to four individuals excluded from breeding and a breeding pair living in a sea anemone. Dominance is based on size, the female being the largest and the reproductive male being the second largest. The rest of the group is made up of progressively smaller males that do not breed and have no functioning gonads. If the female dies, in many cases, the reproductive male gains weight and becomes the female for that group. The largest non-breeding male then sexually matures and becomes the reproductive male for the group.
It allows you to feel camaraderie and brotherhood while masturbating, thus increasing the pleasure beyond what virtual w*men can offer. The bond between two men is stronger than simple lust, and there's nothing shameful about feeling this beautiful bond, of two men sharing their masculinity, during your most vulnerable and private moments.
>biden's CHILDREN DETENTION CAMPS smell like urine
>but also biden cares more about these CHILDREN than YOU, the law abiding AMERICAN CITIZEN
how do americans swallow this drivel? or dou you all live in urine-soaked pig shacks?
How does Putin's cock taste, Ivan?
>>2
I wish the fall of all despots equally, Putin, Biden and Trump, except for you, my beloved, for I will suck the sweet cum out of your cock any day.
is it time for right wing nut jobs to criticize the thing they defended and excused when trump was in charge? so much for the facts and logic right...
>right wing nut jobs
>facts and logic
Imagine being so much of a brainless leftist shill that you unironically think of Ben "Netanyahu" Shapiro as "right wing" in any substantial capacity. haha
> they are forcing MANDATES on LAW-ABIDING citizens
lmfao if you fuckers are so law-abiding then why are u upset
Truly amazing how so-called "independent thinkers" will let themselves be force-fed by the boob tube. What does it mean when your opinions agree 100% with the nationally syndicated (((billionaire)))-funded television station? Can't get any more retarded than this, folks.
I doubt it'll come to this, but in light of the conflict between Russia and Ukraine that's unravelling right now... what would you do in the event of a nuclear war? I imagine 99% of our modern comforts would be wiped away in an instant, so I'd probably just kill myself.
I'll probably just get drafted and die in the trenches!
Be among the 1/3rd of the country's population that dies.
God I fucking wish
Fuck the Han chinese. Fuck china. the govt is so racist and corrupt and Han chinese are so racist and dont give a shit about minority cultures. Fuck china. shithole country without dignity for its citizens
>UyghurGuy
>2009
aged like wine
>>35
think OP is still alive?
in one piece, that is. i'm sure that, in a technical sense, his organs live on inside others
I don't recommend copulating...
nah actually Asian cunts are hot
cia please go
>Investigators tied the California-based operation to a bank account in Hong Kong, real estate holdings in mainland China, plus land, cars and other assets the FTC seized as part of the settlement.
What would happen if Putin was assassinated?
Has he given orders to send nukes then?
Would his subordinates follow those orders?
Could a fair election be held afterwards?
>>42
The next supreme leader would probably direct his troll farms to stop posting shit about Russia in threads about China
first kyoani, now https://www.rt.com/news/543461-osaka-arson-deaths-feared/
Its already happening. Japan is opening up to immigration to solve their populations aging issue, millions of black and brown people came in 2021 and the japanese race is getting replaced. Japanese women are taking on more and more foreign husbands, primarily turkish, and some are leaving the country. Tradition is dying amongst the youth and the last generation of pre-war japan is beggining to go extinct, all this in turn has led to huge crime spikes, especially in the drug trade.
inb4 angry weebs deny this all
I wish I could have sex with countless pure Japanese women before its too late...................
I blame capitalism.
>I blame capitalism.
How about you blame your mother for birthing the little mongrel that you are?
Also, penis.
>>20
As if twittercordian /jp/ weeaboos for whom spreading the joy of snarky irony is their raison d'etre are any better.
OP's mother's bedroom is as crime-ridden as America LMAO.
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Since this board is slower than molasses, I thought we could speculate on what the future might hold in regards to politics. We can talk about current events or our predictions. Then we can come back and see if our predictions were right.
>>8
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Sorta Lol https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110123101950AAaN4Au
>>6
Who are the germanic tribes of our time? I'm almost afraid to ask...
The 2024 U.S. presidential election will end with Trump winning under two conditions:
1) The Democratic Party allows Biden to seek re-election, despite his geriatric age and neoliberal policies.
2) Both Biden and Trump do not die.
>>12
why would the democratic party be opposed to neoliberal policies?
or geriatric age, for that matter
>>13
Nah, I'm just saying he's super old and the general populace dislike his current neoliberal policies.
>>15
conserviCUCKS epicly pwned once again
take that DRUMPF
In the year 2024 there will be a natural catastrophè in an east asian region leading to hunger and starvation, and later war between citizens in the country as they fail to stabilize the country after the happening.
We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
Stop Japs claiming over our territory!!
Please support Korea!!
Korea was allied country with USA during WW2!!
Thanks to Korean support,USA could make victory over Japs!!
ALL American should not forget this fact!!
After a video went around of a TV show in korea that was like an exact replica of an anime called doraemon in japan, it is a running joke that korea copies everything from japan. It gets to a ridiculous level sometimes like now. Japan has always had takeshima and korea tried to take it over when tons of people migrated their illegally from korea
>>1
Follow the International Law, that should be fair.
Do not escape into fantasy.
竹島守護守護！って言ってる韓国人が馬鹿にしか見えない。
必死すぎ笑えるｗ
Since the Fukushima disaster it is now radioactive, >>1-san. Do you still want it?
We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
As this is the ever-highly speculative Science board, I put to you a highly speculative scenario: Are you a bad enough dude/construction company/government agency/super villain to stop a volcano? Can you think of a way to take enough energy out of the equation to make a volcano sputter rather than explode?
I say this with the threat of Uturuncu popping its top sometime soon and potentially messing with the weather even worse than Pinatubo did. Also, I'm all about job creation...
Don't hold back! I want to hear crazy ideas.
>>18
I have a special porn folder ready for that day.
You could probably earn more than a million bucks by defusing volcanoes.
Someone needs to defuse the Kilauea volcano before it blows its top and kills us all!!
>>22
Kilauea is a shield volcano which means it never does anything except gently burp lava. The only people it's going to kill are locals and dumb tourists, and even that's only likely if there's another pyroclastic flow like in 1790.
Ok, I'm thinking our best bet would be >>15-san's idea.
According to Wikipedia, the Altiplano-Puna Magma Body has a volume of 50,000 km^3. Our goal should to change the melt from felsic/intermediate to mafic. This requires increasing the temperature by ~300 C, and the iron composition by about 7%.
Using a density of 2.5 g/cm^3 for andesite, and a specific heat capacity of 591 J/kg*K, we get 1.25*10^17 kg of magma, containing about 9.5*10^22 J of heat energy. Increasing the temperature by 300 C would require an additional 4*10^22 J. For reference the largest nuke ever set of (Tsar Bomba), released 50,000 tons of TNT worth of energy, or about 2*10^14 J. We'll need about 200,000,000 Tsar Bombas to pull this off. I didn't look in to it too far, but there is probably enough uranium on the planet to make these bombs.
Next is the iron. Probably the easiest way to do this is to drill grid of boreholes (like >>7-san mentioned) across the Altiplano-Puna plateau, and just feed the drill steel straight into the magma. To increase the iron by 7%, we'll need 2,000 km^3 of iron, or 1.4*10^16 kg. World pig iron production was 1180 million metric tons in 2015, so we'll only need 12 years to produce that much.
In short, it is a lot more feasible than you might think. Obviously, I haven't considered the logistics of getting everything to the mountain. Also, I don't really know how we would get the nukes to the magma. More boreholes?
Some additional thoughts:
The nearest town is Antofagasta, which already has a big port due to the mining companies. Also, about half of the distance to the mountain is already covered by Ferrocarril de Antofagasta a Bolivia. We would likely have to lay ~200 km of new rail from Calama to the mountain.
Additionally, the current railway only handles about 2 million tons of freight per year, so it would need to be significantly expanded. The Daqin railway in China can transport 440 million metric tons per year, so three lines similar to that would be sufficient.
The port will need to be expanded, as well. Ningbo-Zhoushan port, also in China, supposedly the largest port in the world by tonnage, would almost be able to handle the load. I couldn't find how many berths are in Antofagasta, but we will likely need about 200.
Finally, I think that producing the uranium for the nukes will probably require the most effort. Refining an entire planet's worth of uranium is a non-trivial task. According to Wikipedia, it takes 62 SWU to produce 10 kg of low-enriched uranium. If current world enrichment capacity is 66700 SWU/yr, we will need at least 100,000 times more enrichment capacity to hit our 12 year schedule. (Someone should double check this calculation.)
>>24-25
Nice work. This seems like a worthwhile endeavor.
Do you think detonating 200,000 large-payload nuclear devices might have any side effects that would need to be managed?
I was thinking fallout, mainly, but I also wonder if there's a risk of the pressure waves triggering a secondary earthquake, since most volcanoes lie near fault lines.
Any ideas how to defuse an earthquake?
>>26
Ok, I lost track of this thread when /science/ got the ax, but take a look at this:
https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/can-nuclear-explosions-cause-earthquakes
I'm no earthquake pro, but it seems like the energy release by the nukes actually helps to reduce the risk of a quake. Remember that earthquakes are caused when stress builds up because rocks at the fault can't move with the rest of the plate. So, if the blast can shake the fault loose a little, it actually serves to reduce the energy stored in the fault line.
You got me thinking about fallout, and I realized a problem with this plan.
Check out the abstract and intro of this paper:
https://www.geothermalresourcegroup.com/site/assets/files/1263/2009_dacite_melt_at_the_puna_geothermal_venture_wellfield.pdf
It sounds like when a drill hits a magma body, the it flows up the borehole and then freezes, and then they drill through the new rock until they hit the magma again, and so on. This makes me think we are going to have a hard time actually getting in to the magma body itself. Originally, I had figured that if we can get the bombs sufficiently deep in to the magma body, the fallout will be contained due to the viscosity of the magma (this also gives us maximum heat transfer in to the magma). Now I am not too sure. Any thoughts? Perhaps there is a better way.
I thought society was collapsing because German Catholic priests were defying Pope Francis with public blessings of gay couples. Which one is it? Pick a root cause for society's collapse and stick to it.
The loudest retards get the most attention. Nothing new here.