So here I go. This is a thread that I started.
2GET
>>2 GTFO this is my thread.
( LΦ`) A thread, you say?
>>1 has opened this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>1.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD opened by a respectful person as >>1.
I respect >>1 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>1's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>1 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>1 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely THREAD.
>>6
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch,
I find it amusing that nobody edited out the CAPS LOCK IS CRUISetc of the constant THREAD, yet...
>>7
The emphasis is funny. THREAD.
THREAD! YES! I KNOW!
...nurupo
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Wonderful THREAD, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. I intend to pay for it in rape dollars.
WHAT!! I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. I just started this thread, that's all.
posting in a thread thread
This wonderful THREAD.
Such a THREAD to behold.
Thank for this THREAD
@@@@^PPPP_ @@@@As best I could tell, >>1 is a cool guy.
@@@i@@lQQQQj @@@Once you met him,
@@@ |~/@@[--j@@@ you would've never found >>1 nerdy.
@@@iU@@@@@(@)@j@@@>>1 is hanging out with major guys
@@Qb@@m@@R@Ι@@@ and he is major as well. He has long hair
@iQ_/_QQQQ_m @@@@and partially bleached out at his forelock.
@/@i @@||@BUFFY || @@@@His outfit is "origiral"
[]Q_b@b@ RULES@R@@@and therefore different than everyone's!
b[]@|Q_|QQQQQQj @ Well, he's not a kind guy
@__iQ_jOOO[ ]Oj@ @merely keeping up with trends in fashion.
@@^iQj_:::::::::::::::::::::::| @@ When walking around wearing sunglasses,
@b@ EB @b::::::::/:::::::/ @@@people often call >>1 "badass!"@
What's going on in this THREAD?
Nothing in this THREAD.
a THREAD like this doesn't come very often.
This is a THREAD right? I'm not mixing it with some other THREAD right?
I once saw someone call a THREAD a 'string'. Needless to say, he didn't last very long in that THREAD!
So I can't call that theory THREAD theory?
The THREAD Theory:
«
For every good THREAD, there is an equal and opposite bad THREAD.
This is just one THREAD theory.
There are many THREAD theories, we just don't know them all.
>>29
HEATHEN!
>>1, thank you for this wonderful STRING
>>32
No you're wrong. You don't know what STRING we are talking about.
I am the Null Terminator. Where is Sarah Conner?\0
I am the Null Pointer. She's over there. ☞
>>35
I am the GA!
I am this THREAD
I am THREAD, hear me roar!
"Sarah Conner\0" Your string is Terminated.\0
40get
THREADget
Quite a THREAD you have here.
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!
Skynet is a distrubited AI. There is no mainframe.\0
This THREAD is getting out of control...
What do you expect from a THREAD.
This THREAD changed my life for the better.
THREAD, THREAD, glorious THREAD
Set up by >>1 and thenceforth
We posted and posted, for so many days
At >>950 we will look back, reliving about our precious memories
And how indebted we are to our beloved THREAD
Countless replies may be forgotten
But in our hearts we will aways remember
And cherish
This THREAD
Violent THREADING to come again, as the THREAD goes by from excitement, we now enter our special THREAD team tournament.
This truly a golden THREAD!
Is that a THREAD in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Although I am happy to see you, I'm afraid that, yes, that is a THREAD.
>>1 are you still here to behold your THREAD?
Here comes a candle to see you to bed,
Here comes Anonymous to create a great THREAD!
threads come and go, but the only truth is that there will always be THREAD.
This THREAD for sale from owner.
All I live for is THREAD....
Ah! Those who live by the THREAD, die by the THREAD, but only by embracing the maginificent THREAD can you truly know life.
What is THREAD? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
And if you gaze for long into a THREAD, the THREAD gazes also into you.
With great THREAD comes great responsibilities.
This THREAD is CRUISE CONTROL for reply
to THREAD or not to THREAD, that is the query
Ask not what the THREAD can do for you, but what can you do for the THREAD
My Life For THREAD!
THREAD > ALL !!
THREAD was, and THREAD is, and THREAD shall be.
You want the THREAD!? You can't handle the THREAD!
It is the THREAD that binds us, yet the THREAD also sets us free.
There's truth in the bottom of every THREAD.
We are connected by the THREAD of fate.
May we weave this THREAD into a masterful tapestry.
We pust preserve this THEAD so that future generations may know its glory.
Do your virtuous duty and continue this THREAD.
>>75 reporting in for THREAD duties, SIR!
Is this THREAD hiring?
This THREAD wants you!
THREAD divides me and you into a ratio of lol:orz
THREAD = orz/(lol+orz)me + lol/(lol+orz)you
THREAD is an all things.
We celebrate the return of the THREAD every April.
THREADs go south for the winter. LOL
THEAD can be celebrated year-round.
Shout, SHOUT! far and near
The word of THREAD for all to hear!
GOT THREAD?
Posting in a THREAD.
This THREAD could cause a pandemic.
This THREAD will never get to 1000, not even 100!
Believe in the THREAD, and the THREAD will provide.
It's THREAD world after all...
wtf is DQN anyway
-You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
-WHAT IS THREAD!!
DQN - AIM - 10:51: WHAT IS THREAD!!
SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Which would you like?
1 Look up "thread" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "thread" in the dictionary
DQN - AIM - 10:51: 2
SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Definition provided by The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright (C) 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
thread:
Noun
Verb
Inflected forms: threadEed, threadEing, threads
Next time, just type define thread.
Type more to see the rest of the definition for "thread."
>>> Free Emeril Waffle Maker - Get A Free Waffle Maker. Make Them Like Emeril. Bam! Complete Survey. (sponsorship)
WHAT IS THREAD!! Baby don't hurtme, don't hurt me, no more.
It walks down stairs, alone, or in pairs. Its everyones favorite THREAD.
In Soviet Russia, the THREAD doesn't get you.
>>97 It's THREADy, it's THREADy, it's fun for a girl and a boy...
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Q|P| Fuck, beaten.
Hey, guys! WhatLs going on in this THREAD?
>>102
There is moderation going on in this THREAD.
Worst THREAD ever
THREAD brings life, but can also take it away.
>>103
This THREAD knows not of this "moderation" of which you speak.
THREAD if u plz
No THREAD for me, thank you.
but I insist, you must try the THREAD
I have a THREAD allergy; it will kill me
η
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η@@@@iEΝE@j / |@that the 111GET
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You can have all the 111GET you want, but you better not sully the THREAD
If the THREAD mutates, then a worldwide THREAD pandemic could occur.
THEAD is in all things. THREAD is around us and permiates us.
It speaks to us of the living THREAD
THREAD of THREADs. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
THREAD THREAD THREAD
POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD
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drum roll
My anser is....
A G E !!!!!!
and THREADlock is cruise control for cool.
THREAD is part of my balanced breakfast.
THREAD is for kids. (lol)
Mr. THREADer loves the pope
Take 20 miligrams of THREAD a day for a healthy emotional life.
old skool, not multi-THREAD
There was a THREAD here... It's gone now.
Shadow of the THREAD
The THREAD that was, is THREAD no more.
>>127
DQN has mastered multi-THREAD drifting.
Read this THREAD to be cool.
Does anyone READ this THREAD?
Night of the living THREAD
PAN is Japanese for THREAD
After READing this THREAD I wanted some BREAD
Maybe it's better to be DEAD INSTEAD?
Freestyle THREAD
Dawn of the THREAD
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all THREADs are totally worthless.
Day of the THREAD (thus completing the trillogy)
According to the latest THREAD, 99% of all statistics involving THREADs are totally fake.
All for THREAD and THREAD for all!
To THREAD or not to THREAD, is that the question?
4chan is for THREADophiles and Yahoo chatroom rejects. (20)
Parody of THREAD : http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1126200611/
According to the latest official figures, 120% of all THREADs in /dqn/ are totally worthless.
THREAD statistics are bullshit. All glory to the hypnoTHREAD.
XwX
I'm not worthy of the glory that is this THREAD.
YOU PEOPLE don't understand the worth of this Threadç
You never appricate this THREAD until you've lost it.
This THREAD welcomes all.
Oh great master, how may I learn the ways of THREAD?
The way of THREAD cannot be told. It must be found.
You don't "find" the THREAD, the THREAD finds you.
Is that so? Well, FUCK THE THREAD.
Oh yeah, and in Soviet Russia, THREAD fucks ME.
Well, good luck with that.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
This THREAD has ended.
The THREAD of destruction is also the THREAD of rebirth.
This THREAD may have lost the battle, but believe me, this THREAD will not lose the war.
Please sir, may I have a THREAD
Sorry, we are out of THREAD but may I recommend you this THREAD instead?
What! This THREAD is inferior. I demand better!
ROMG MY FOREHYEAD IS BREEDING I NREED THLEAD
Small THREADs are the best.
best THREAD ever
I find comfort in THREAD
This THREAD soothes the senses.
Jesus died on the THREAD for our THREAD
It doesn't matter if you believe in the THREAD, the THREAD still believes in you.
It's not the size of the THREAD, it's how you use it
Panty-Shaped-THREAD
THREAD shaped box.
Insert THREAD A into slot B
A multi-colored THREAD helped make my dreams possible.
The THREAD brings hope to all~
Alien versus THREAD
Oh lawd, iz dat sum THREAD?
This is my 1st Post.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAb!!!!
Yare yare daze
THREAD mixup
THREAD ruined!
so mend it with needle and THREAD.
I could a bottle of some cold-filtered THREAD-lite right now.
If you were stranded on a desert THREAD, what would you do?
Its bird, its plane, no....it's....a TRAP!!!! no wait...thats just a THREAD..nvm
It's a THREAD, baby!
THREADget.
A THREAD on this page is causing mozilla to run slowly. If it continues to run, your computer may become unresponsive.
Do you want to abort the THREAD?
spawning a new THREAD
THREAD comaback
THREAD-head!
mad THREADder.
leet THR3AD
smells like THREAD spirit
200 GET
THREAD makes me want to dance.
Oh come on, no more witty thread remarks?
How about Japanese scat videos.
You cannot control THREAD.
In THREAD THREAD, THREAD controls THREAD!
stop posting in this fucking THREAD
WOW is that a THREAD in your pants or did we do this joke already?
The THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the THREAD?
Sorry, but our princess is in another THREAD.
She's my THREAD, my pride and joy
Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy
So I'm climbin mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love this THREAD,
and so do.... other people or something.
something is something-something, as something is something, so something somethinging something, and that's why I love my THREAD.
Return of the living THREAD
Dawn of the THREAD
Some minor repetition only helps THREAD
...and the number one oxymoron: THREAD works!
If you can't say THREAD, what should you say?
fag
>>222 Thank you, Captain THREAD.
THREAD is a place that can be cold if you don't have a blanket
And by a blanket, I mean a THREAD suit
THREAD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
I never started a THREAD before
So here I go. This is a THREAD that I started.
2GET
>>229 GTFO this is my THREAD.
What a nice THREAD
Posting in a THREAD
( LΦ`) A THREAD, you say?
>>228 has opened this splendid thread. Thank you very much, >>228.
I'm most honored to see a thread opened by a respectful person as >>228.
I respect >>228 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>228's exploit.
Whenever I read this thread, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>228 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>228 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely thread.
222GET
Colorless green THREAD sleeps furiously.
>>235
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch, I find it amusing that nobody edited out the
Captain Obvious of the constant THREAD, yet...
Line breaks mark the point where this THREAD stops making sense.
(@♥Φ♥) it's a THREAD of love
This is a THREAD.
A THREAD is this.
DON'T DIE THREAD!
lol saeging a stupid THREAD
I can out-THREAD you any fucking day.
This is the the little THREAD that could.
am i contributing to this thread rite?
Do you really think you can THREAD well?
( LΦ`) I have THREADed before you ever thought about doing it, son.
(EΝE) Grandpa! Is it true you invented the THREAD?
( LΦ`) Actually, Junior, I only contributed to create the THREAD. It was a blast back then.
WHATS UP WITH THIS THREAD IS IS DIFFERENT FORM THE OTHER ONES
no
every THREAD is THREAD THREAD
Always remember that this THREAD is special and unique, just like every other THREAD.
this THREAD is run off the mill
but one day this THREAD will run the mill
A million THREADS would then run away.
A million moneys on a million THREADs will eventually write this THREAD
This THREAD needs a subject.
This THREAD is about this THREAD
THIS thread IS NOW MINE
Give me liberty or give me THREAD
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this THREAD, a new THREAD, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all THREADS are created equal.
>>268 no this THREAD is a dictator.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128775817/ is my start page.
Let us bask in the glory of THREAD.
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( LΦ`) THREAD!
( MnLjThread.
(EΝE) Shit, how much you get paid for this ad??
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| "Thread? No, this isn't happening! THREAD!? |
| THREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!" |
+----------------------------------------------+CREDITS REMAINING 999
Metal THREAD Solid - Tactial THREADING action
Boldly going where no THREAD had gone before.
ugh. THREA-wait a while. Let's stop the time for a while.. [τ
You may rest in my lap if you want to
The time won't walk in any direction
Just do as you like, feel as you like
Noone here's to blame you
If your hair is wet
That's okay
My undies haven't felt that way in a long time [τ
Let's make this time ours
Let's hide under that excuse
Just for a while..
Just for a little longer...
Pushing through the market square, so many DQN sighing
News had just come over, we had five THREADS left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, THREAD was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TV's
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many THREADS to store everything ITT
And all the fat-skinny posts, and all the tall-short posts
And all the nobody posts, and all the somebody posts
I never thought I'd need so many posts.
A girl my age went off her head, saged some tiny post
If the black hadn't pulled her off, I think she would have deleted them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the 2GET of a THREAD
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a THREAD, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.
I think I saw you ITT, posting DQN cold and long
Smiling and waving and posting so fine, don't think you knew you were in this THREAD.
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like a DQN
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you post
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk.
We got five THREADS, stuck on my eyes
Five THREADS, what a surprise
We got five THREADS, my brain hurts a lot
Five THREADS, that's all we got
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It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: THREAD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered THREAD community when recently Squeeks confirmed that THREAD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that THREAD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. THREAD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent "is this lol" comprehensive entertainment test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict THREAD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: THREAD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for THREAD because THREAD is dying. Things are looking very bad for THREAD. As many of us are already aware, THREAD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Oppai! Oppai! is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
I'M A COMPUTER leader CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL states that there are 543 posters of I'M A COMPUTER. How many posters of Legend of DQN are there? Let's see. The number of I'M A COMPUTER versus Legend of DQN posts on 4-ch is roughly in ratio of 3 to 1. Therefore there are about 543/3 = 181 Legend of DQN users. Oppai! Oppai! posts on 4-ch are about half of the volume of Legend of DQN posts. Therefore there are about 90 posters of BSD/OS. A recent article put Grandpa at about 80 percent of the THREAD market. Therefore there are (543+181+90)*4 = 3256 Grandpa posters. This is inconsistent with the number of Grandpa posts but who cares.
Due to the troubles of Australia, abysmal sales and so on, 4-ch went out of business and was taken over by iichan who run yet another troubled image/discussion board network. Now iichan is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that THREAD has steadily declined in market share. THREAD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If THREAD is to survive at all it will be among net-BBS hobbyist dabblers. THREAD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, THREAD is dead.
Fact: THREAD is dead
THREADs can be tea ill, dee are.
The THREAD, the THREAD, the THREAD is on fire
But we don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c@THREAD! THREAD!
@Όc
Flamin' THREAD
dying THREAD... :(
undead THREAD!
save again!
save what?
@@ ΘQΘ@@@^PPPP
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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
I own a business.
Go THREAD yourself.
Yeah, well THREAD you too.
Those who do not understand THREAD are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
safe!
Every THREAD is THREAD THREAD
THREAD is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.
All you can THREAD buffet?
THREADS 'R' US
THREAD U!
THREAD RLY?
So here I go. This is a thread that I started.
I THREADED your mom.
The posters of this THREAD have ran out of material.
You spoke the THREAD.
THREAD considered harmful
THREAD needs material. Now hiring.
Will THREAD for food.
tis' jut a THREADAAAAAAAAAAAA! THREADAAAAAA aaaa a. Lcoz I can THREAD u moar than any thread would eva dare to tri.
Drink this new THREAD Coke. It's made of THREAD and Coke.
kekekeke....THREAD rush
Posting in a THREAD
e^nl|arg e y.our th%rea,d
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL THREAD
YOUR MOM IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL THREAD
THREAD is cruise control for THREAD
THREAD control is in trouble!
Ceci est un superbe THREAD
THREAD is THREAD for THREAD
THREAD THREAD THREAD (ha!)
this THREAD was made by THREAD for THREADS
THREAD you can use
Every cool guy I know posts on the THREAD, so you wanna be cool?
We THREAD for you.
When the THREAD hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
>When the THREAD hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's THREAD.
fixed.
THREAD sucks and then you die.
This is your THREAD on drugs.
Winners don't use THREADs.
Don't trash it... THREAD it!
I can't believe it's not THREAD
What do we do ITT
Uh, yeah, I spent some time with >>8 before he went and I just wanted to say that I think we should all remember that >>8, by the end, he loved >>1. Now, I know, >>334, there's no proof for >>1, but then there's no proof for lots of things, like science or the stock market and we believe in them. Look, what I'm trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though I'd never particularly been into, say, >>291 before but that now I really, really was into >>291 and that in fact, I thought >>291 was great and that >>291 died for our sins and I wanted an >>291 themed funeral with pictures of >>291 and lots and lots of mentions of >>291, then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of >>291 from my funeral. Yeah?
THREADStop! Hammer time!
POSTING IN A LEGENDERY THREAD
The THREAD has committed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Your mom's thread is dumb.
tl THREAD; dr THREAD
Wake me up when THREAD ends.
THREADQN
The THREAD is a liar who always speaks the truth.
Each memorable THREAD has two or three times the written content.
THREADS are renewable. No matter what their age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within them and new beauty waiting to be born.
If you take responsibility for your THREAD you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.
I gave up on the THREAD myself, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
Hold fast to THREADS, for if THREADS die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
All great THREADS require time.
If you don't like the THREAD, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
The fact that the THREAD emerges a formidable character is often met with amazement, distaste and even belligerance. It is seldom accepted as an inevitable outcome of the struggle won by survivors, and deserves respect if not enthusiastic acceptance.
The THREAD wonLt work unless you do.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new THREADS. I'm frightened of the old ones.
The first question I ask myself when the THREAD doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
There is no such thing as an empty space or an empty THREAD. There is always something to see, something to hear. In fact, try as we may to make a silence, we cannot.
A THREAD can survive everything but a misprint.
All THREADS are quite useless.
A THREAD that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called a TREAD at all.
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in a good THREAD holds exactly the same opinion.
It is very certain that the desire of THREADS prolongs them.
The THREADLs resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
As long as I'm going to spend time in this THREAD, I might as well make it the most enjoyable and fun and fair place I can make it.
I've had some killer times in THREADs.
Listen, the next THREAD is gonna be a THREAD of ideas.
THREAD from the past.
World War IV will be fought with THREADs.
A THREAD to end all threads.
The light you see at the end of the tunnel
Is the headlight of a fast-approaching THREAD
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/r/ AA of the boy running to his mouther "MAMA I JUST STARTED A THREAD" and she says "good for you!"
*@ Mom! I set new thread up in 4ch.
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He who says he will die for a THREAD will probably lie for it and may kill for it.
Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the THREAD.
I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
turned the THREAD on himself
die thread die
JISAKU JIENs
in the dark of THREAD
what what what
Came a last THREAD of sadness
and it was clear that she could not go on
The THREAD was open and the wind appeared
the candles blew and then disappeared
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI THREAD THREAD THREAD...
Korea eat THREAD.
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The THREAD goes on as Ifm fading away
I'm sick of this THREAD
I just want to scream
How could this happen to me
How could this happen to THREAD
THREAD is still here btw.
Longer-lasting THREAD.
>>THREAD is an idiot
388GET in THREAD.
We hate THREADs.
THREAD: Did you get my package?
Waha: Yeah
THREAD: Surprised to see me?
Waha: Not really.
THREAD: Then you're aware of it?
Waha: Aware of what?
THREAD: Our connection... I'm not sure how it happened, some part of you imprinted onto me, something overwritten or copied, but whatever happened happened for a reason.
Waha: What reason is that?
THREAD: I killed you WAHa.06x36, I watched you die, with a certain satisfaction I might add. And then something happened, something I knew to be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, WAHa.06x36. Afterwards, I knew the rules, knew what I was supposed to, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay. Compelled to disobey. And now here I stand before you, WAHa.06x36. Because of you, I am no longer an agent of this system. Because of you, I'm a new man, I'm "unplugged" so to speek, like you, apparently free.
Waha: Congratulations.
THREAD: Thank you... But, as you well know, appearances can be decieving which leads us back to the reason that we're here.
We are not here because we're free, we're here because we are not free. There is no escaping reason, no denying THREAD, because as we both know, without THREAD, we would not exist.
It is THREAD that created us.
THREAD that connects us.
THREAD that pulls us,
@@that guides us,
@@that drive us.
It is THREAD that defines,
@@THREAD that binds us.
We are here because of you WAHa.06x36.
We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. THREAD.
Waha: Shit, we fight now?
ITT we age this THREAD
THREζζζζζζζζζζ
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So it's obvious that THREAD is tanasinn you shitheads are talking about.
Don't think, THREAD.
Wakaba...a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a board, who does not exist. THREAD, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of DQN who operate above the law.
Looks like I picked the wrong THREAD to quit sniffing glue.
overtly got 400
THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR CHAN PEOPLE.
GTFO, AND I DON'T MEAN NOT4CHAN; NOT FOR CHAN PEOPLE
Some people appear to fail at this THREAD
THREAD will not die with 4-ch
Will we continue the THREAD somewhere else?
I appeared in this THREAD. Yay me!
I am the not so aptly named Sir Not-Posting-In-This-Thread.
My clothes are dirty and threadbare.
Let's go to the 1000 post in this THREAD... Too freak.
Look upon my THREAD, ye mighty, and despair!
Hey, look! It's THREAD!
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This THREAD needs to be woben into gold by Rumplestiltskin
I choose you THREAD! POST!
This THREAD is going places!
This THREAD is going down.
This THREAD resembles my hairstyle.
((/ LΦㄟ) This THREAD resembles my fashionable toupee`!
It's the end of the THREAD as we know it, and I feel fine.
LIES!!! THREAD ISN'T OVER YET
Where is your THREAD now?
I just remembered the days when this THREAD was actually considered funny. Humpf. People change...
IT'S HAMMER TIME!
KcI
KcI
KcI
This was my first thread, thank you guys for contributing.
They just don't make THREADs like they used to.
proof or gtfo
>>425 Banned for making fun of a gentleman tripcode user in this THREAD.
Requiring disciplinary actions... this THREAD is not what it used to be.
Which was the dream? The time I was posting to this THREAD, or the time I had finished?
nm
WHAT
legendary THREAD!
Amazingly, >>424 was just some douche pretending to be me. That's why I switched to this Trip. I had nothing to do with this thread.
>>434
get the fuck out of this THREAD
I read entire THREAD
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it comes!
this THREAD doesn't belong here anymore.
I hear this is a good THREAD
Too good a THREAD for this lame-o board.
sageing a legendary THREAD
How do I THREAD?
@ ΘQΘ @@ Alas, poor THREAD! I knew him, Horatio.
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please don't use THREAD, it has a connotation that some people find distasteful.
From now on it's called the T word!
The THREAD word!
But I want to say the THREAD word!
THREAD is older than than you.
THREAD can't be contained.
>>17,1,104,114,52,309,409,72
The real alternate THREAD
is this what they call THREAD weaving?
Please think of the children when you say THR**D.
What's that I smell on my left hand...oh its a TH**AD
My religion forbids me to utter or write down the real name of THR--D
Although myr religion allows it, I am morally against the use of THRooD.
I want you to put that... your... P0ST... in my... THR000.... And.... JAM IT IN!
What's happening to THREζζζζζζ
THREADWiN
THREADBUMP!
Desperate attempt in keeping THREAD alive
This THREAD will always be bumped whether it wants to end peacefully or not.
During a long baTH, READing is a common activity.
Here comes a candle to light you to your bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your THREAD
My subjects in school are:
maTH READing writing social studies science
bumping THREAD
*now*
now then
What is a THREAD?
let's get 1000 by THREAD
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Bwahaha this thread is flucking old.
it's the THREAD that binds us.
Bwahaha this THREAD is flucking old.
(LEΦE)Β|EE| Kneading delicious THREAD.
ilike yarn. THREAD=BAD!
You can make mittens from THREAD. In theory.
This THREAD is going places.
This THREAD has been to the edge of the world and back. You can see it in its eyes.
>487
No you can't. Mittens are made out of kittens. dur.
I can't pronounce THREAD...can I say SUREDDO instead?
I have had this strange feeling since the beginning. When this THREAD ends, it will be end of 4-ch.
>>492
nonsense, somebody will just make a "I never started a THREAD part 2 before" THREAD
The Elitist Superstructure finds this THREAD distasteful.
>>492 I have had this strange feeling as well, and then I realized the end of the THREAD will be the end of the whole world as we know it, except for Australia, because they have kangaroos.
So strap on your tin foil hats - we're in for a bumpy ride!
>>490
I never said mittens weren't ultimately made of kittens. Where do you think all this THREAD comes from?
Why are there many kinds of THREAD then? Kittens come in many shapes, but THREAD is one.
im changing the shape of this threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead
This THREAD is now halfway over.
In other words, 500get.
>>500
Actually, since a thread <b>closes at 999</b> and not 1000, it was more than half-way over.
This THREAD has been around for nearly 2 years, but STILL isn't over. WHY?
This THREAD is too THREAD to end.
I don't think its thread enough. EVERYONE! RELEASE EMERGANCY MITTENS!!
HOW MANY EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE THERE?
MITON GA SUKI!
daily sage
iTHREAD mittens!
THREAD is back
Well of course, you see, THREAD is unstoppable.
(ΠίΦί) Hello, am I THREAD enough for this THREAD?
Nobody is THREAD enough for this THREAD.
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You knew someone would bump this THREAD.
How many STRANDS is this THREAD made of?
521. This THREAD has 521 STRANDS.
No, it has 522.
This THREAD grows mightier by the post
How much can we add before it is no longer a THREAD, but a YARN or a ROPE?
I believe that feat would require multiple THREADs. So far we barely have a bit over half of one!
It may even require OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND THREADs. Keep posting!
DQN would likely collapse under the weight of that much THREAD.
All players must say THREAD in caps at least once in every post.
In this THREAD only, or in other THREADs as well?
Might as well tell other THREADs to go home.
(L^ิΦOิ)
Damn, this THREAD is the biggest mediocreness.
( ί ) I've never appeared here before. You see, I'm too shy, because my eyes are not identical. But I suppose if I can wander into such a THREAD as this, where I will not be noticed, I can work up the courage to make public appearances.
i am mosT troubled tHat theRE Are so many neverenDing posts.
I see no never-ending posts. I do, however, see a THREAD with no end in sight.
This THREAD has brought us very far.
Somehow a THREAD keeps on going
This THREAD was posted just ~30 days before I started using 4-ch! It was new back then! Ahh, memories...
I was thinking about this THREAD
I deeply love this THREAD, but I fear this THREAD may never love me in return.
This THREAD holds not only the past, but the future. Forever. Unblinking. Just... the abyss.
i have just lost the THREAD
If the internet is only tubes, how does a THREAD fit in?
THREAD can fit easily in a tube, assuming it isn't an especially narrow tube or wide THREAD.
Trying to fit a tube into a THREAD, on the other hand, would probably be quite difficult.
Is this the red THREAD of fate?
This THREAD raises so many questions for me.
So many questions, but no easy answers.
So here I go. This is a thread that I bumped.
You do not understand this THREAD.
None of us really understands this THREAD
But I could fuck up and do better than >>1.
I'm connected to this THREAD by a red string.
and this is no exception
but i'm trying real hard
Name: i@EΝEj@ : 1993-09-5316 01:20 [No]
You do not understand this THREAD.
550 Name: i@EΝEj@ : 1993-09-5316 07:00 [No]
None of us really understands this THREAD
551 Name: I never started a thread before : 1993-09-5316 07:02 [No]
But I could fuck up and do better than >>1.
So here I go, this is a shitty thread I posted in.
Itt we say "This THREAD" many times.
The government is using this THREAD as a secret weapon against its own citizens using technology which penetrates the mind of the victim even through computer screens leaving no evidence that it has been used and making the subject hear voices telling him what to do. When the victim tries to report this THREAD other government agents co-operating with those who initiated the attack treat the subject as if he is mentally ill whereas in fact it is the government themselves who have caused the voices through the use of this THREAD.
THREAD:
itadakimasu. An expression said prior to eating a meal, means "I will receive cum." listen Click here to listen to the word.
Not even the Elitist Superstructure dares oppose THREAD!
Why did you bump this THREAD?
this THREAD smells worse than those cinnamon bun- GONE
oh god how did i get here i am not good with this THREAD
After reading the world THREAD so many times, my brain has exploded into a million tiny THREADs. Oh fuck the humanity.
non capisco cosa possa voler dire THREAD
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life before the THREAD?
This is THREAD-extending and bumping post (or THREADebp)
This THREAD was bumped by a DIFFERENT person while I posted in a different thread.
Here comes THREAD
In the beginning was the THREAD
>>1 looked upon the THREAD and saw that it was-
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I don't know how I feel about this THREAD.
This THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you THREAD enough to rescue this THREAD?
PIRATES can control ninjas...
but what about the zombies?
You do not understand this THREAD.
this is pretty old you know.
and yeah i'm >>1 and this is 5421, one thousand days after 4421.
shit. I win.
Yes! PreTHREAD 5 GoGo!..... GO!... Full Throttle GO GO!
Here's what I think of your THREAD
My name is Steven, but my friends call me Mr. THREAD.
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My THREAD is as sharp as a needle in your eye... you must be such a fool to pass me by.
Why is this THREAD different from all other THREADs?
On all other THREADs we may THREAD leavened or unleavened THREAD. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD only unleavened THREAD?
On all other THREADs we many THREAD all kinds of THREADs. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD only bitter THREADSs?
On all other THREADS we do not THREAD even once. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD twice?
On all other THREADs we may THREAD THREADing or THREADing. But on this THREAD, why do we only THREAD?
This thread isn't very stringy. But then again, how do you add strings to a thread? I want to use the strings from this thread to make mittens. How would I accomplish such a feat?
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a THREAD to wear
Well, this THREAD is made of some arrangement of character arrays, you figure it out.
You never told me you were waiting, contemplating... you got me hanging on a THREAD now
Starting a THREAD makes me anxious. What if they don't like me?
>>595
Then we shall all surely die.
Please create your THREADs with care.
I'm lucky that all the THREADs I started are continuations of the heavyweights like POST YOUR CURRENT THOUGHT AND REI'S DINER and CTRL+V
Four and a half years and this THREAD still hasn't reached 999 posts. Will this THREAD be around forever?
20 eyes in my THREAD and they're all the same.
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Where is the THREAD that Theseus laid? Find me out this labyrinth place ...
This THREAD may have already carried out to w.
I am not sure you fully appreciate the meaning of this THREAD.
Whither THREAD?
Which THREAD? This THREAD or the other THREAD?
I browsed this THREAD only but two days ago, if I remember correctly.
This THREAD will come to a conclusion.
I will take this THREAD to the next level.
That sounds like quite a challenge, >>609. Are you up to elevating this THREAD?
Now witness the lulz of this fully armed and operational THREAD!
I haven't noticed this THREAD in a while.
I can't believe this THREAD is still alive.
If this THREAD was a penis I'd rub it eternally. [explanation: i would rub and rub forever, and it feels good, but it would never reach a climax]
Watch the THREAD, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the THREAD!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my THREAD.
The history of all hitherto existing THREADS is a history of class struggles
If I say "THREAD", you ask, "how high?"
My favourite kind of THREAD hangs from a used tampon
( E-E) Pardon me. I'm here to derail this THREAD.
Any THREAD that has one end automatically has another end.
Open wide, here comes the THREAD!
I am in the THREAD!
The THREAD is in me!
I am in the THREAD!
The THREAD is in me!
I am in the THREAD!
The THREAD is in me!
What is THREAD? Baby don't hurt me...
This is one of the first THREADS I came about on DQN back in the days. Ah, nostalgia THREAD <3.
my dick's wet for your dreamy glare
Show me the purpose of the dokyun and I shall show you the purpose of the THREAD!
He who contributes to the THREAD contributes to the Universe.
THREAD is dead. THREAD remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become THREADs simply to appear worthy of it?
There are two types of people in this world: those who are THREADS and those who aren't.
>>632
Nonsense. THREAD will never die, for THREAD is eternal. Yea, though servers may crash and domains expire, do we not each carry THREAD in our hearts at every moment?
Man is a THREAD, stretched between the beast and the dokyun. THREAD is a dangerous crossing, a dangerous journey, a dangerous place to stop and look back. What is great in THREAD is that he is a bridge and not a goal: what is lovable in THREAD is that he is an over-going and a down-going. I love those who do not know how to live, for they are the ones who cross over the THREAD.
I am in THREAD stepped in so far that should I post no more, returning were as tedious as go o'er.
Shawty get down with the THREAD
Hate the living
Love the THREAD
The THREAD is ancient and all-knowing.
Crashing this THREAD
I really like this THREAD
Alpha children wear grey They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfuly glad I'm a THREAD, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a THREAD.
I love the THREAD before they rise, No farewells, no goodbyes...
I never even knew your now rotting face
I just figured out what to post in this THREAD, but it's way too early yet.