So here I go. This is a thread that I started.

Oh come on, no more witty thread remarks?
How about Japanese scat videos.

You cannot control THREAD.

In THREAD THREAD, THREAD controls THREAD!

stop posting in this fucking THREAD

>>205 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>205
P.S. THREAD

>>205 i THREAD bigger than you!

WOW is that a THREAD in your pants or did we do this joke already?

The THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the THREAD?

Sorry, but our princess is in another THREAD.

She's my THREAD, my pride and joy
Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy
So I'm climbin mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love this THREAD,
and so do.... other people or something.

something is something-something, as something is something, so something somethinging something, and that's why I love my THREAD.

Return of the living THREAD

Dawn of the THREAD

We already covered the THREAD Trillogy in >>134 >>137 and >>139

Some minor repetition only helps THREAD

...and the number one oxymoron: THREAD works!

If you can't say THREAD, what should you say?

fag

>>219 is deep on so many levels, it's THREAD like.

>>222 Thank you, Captain THREAD.

THREAD is a place that can be cold if you don't have a blanket

And by a blanket, I mean a THREAD suit

THREAD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>>225 yep. repetition helps THREAD

I never started a THREAD before

So here I go. This is a THREAD that I started.

2GET

>>229 GTFO this is my THREAD.

What a nice THREAD

Posting in a THREAD

( ´ω`) A THREAD, you say?

>>233
Yeah? So what?

>>228 has opened this splendid thread. Thank you very much, >>228.
I'm most honored to see a thread opened by a respectful person as >>228.
I respect >>228 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>228's exploit.
Whenever I read this thread, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>228 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>228 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely thread.

222GET

Colorless green THREAD sleeps furiously.

>>235
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch, I find it amusing that nobody edited out the
Captain Obvious of the constant THREAD, yet...

Line breaks mark the point where this THREAD stops making sense.

(　♥ω♥) it's a THREAD of love

This is a THREAD.

A THREAD is this.

>>243 that is a correct way of identifying THREAD.

DON'T DIE THREAD!

lol saeging a stupid THREAD

I can out-THREAD you any fucking day.

This is the the little THREAD that could.

am i contributing to this thread rite?

Do you really think you can THREAD well?

( ´ω`) I have THREADed before you ever thought about doing it, son.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Is it true you invented the THREAD?

( ´ω`) Actually, Junior, I only contributed to create the THREAD. It was a blast back then.

WHATS UP WITH THIS THREAD IS IS DIFFERENT FORM THE OTHER ONES

no

every THREAD is THREAD THREAD

Always remember that this THREAD is special and unique, just like every other THREAD.

this THREAD is run off the mill

but one day this THREAD will run the mill

A million THREADS would then run away.

A million moneys on a million THREADs will eventually write this THREAD

This THREAD needs a subject.

This THREAD is about this THREAD

>>1 never started a THREAD before

So here >>1 goes. This is a THREAD that >>1 started.

>>2 2GETs

THIS thread IS NOW MINE

Give me liberty or give me THREAD

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this THREAD, a new THREAD, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all THREADS are created equal.

>>268 no this THREAD is a dictator.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128775817/ is my start page.

Let us bask in the glory of THREAD.

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　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　　THREEEAAD!!. THREEEAAD!!!!. THREEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!D.
　　　　/三√ ﾟДﾟ)　/　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　 　　/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼オーーーーーーーッ！！／
　　 　 　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　∪　 ∪　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　 ）　　　（　　　　）　　　 ）
　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
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( ´ω`) THREAD!
( ｀ハ´）Thread.

(・∀・) Shit, how much you get paid for this ad??

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　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　　Yay.
　　　　/三√ ・∀・)　/　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　 　　/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼オーーーーーーーッ！！／
　　 　 　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
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| |__] |  | |  | |___    |__|  \/  |___ |  \   |
| -------------------------------------------  |
|         Continue               Exit          |
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| "Thread? No, this isn't happening! THREAD!?  |
|           THREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!"           |
+----------------------------------------------+

CREDITS REMAINING 999

Metal THREAD Solid - Tactial THREADING action

Boldly going where no THREAD had gone before.

ugh. THREA-wait a while. Let's stop the time for a while.. ー♪
You may rest in my lap if you want to
The time won't walk in any direction
Just do as you like, feel as you like
Noone here's to blame you
If your hair is wet
That's okay
My undies haven't felt that way in a long time ー♪
Let's make this time ours
Let's hide under that excuse
Just for a while..
Just for a little longer...

Pushing through the market square, so many DQN sighing
News had just come over, we had five THREADS left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, THREAD was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying

I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TV's
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many THREADS to store everything ITT
And all the fat-skinny posts, and all the tall-short posts
And all the nobody posts, and all the somebody posts
I never thought I'd need so many posts.

A girl my age went off her head, saged some tiny post
If the black hadn't pulled her off, I think she would have deleted them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the 2GET of a THREAD
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a THREAD, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.

I think I saw you ITT, posting DQN cold and long
Smiling and waving and posting so fine, don't think you knew you were in this THREAD.
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like a DQN
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you post
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk.

We got five THREADS, stuck on my eyes
Five THREADS, what a surprise
We got five THREADS, my brain hurts a lot
Five THREADS, that's all we got

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　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　　In my day, threads didn't exist!
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　　 　　/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼GRANDPA YOU SMELL AND ARE OLD！！／
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It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: THREAD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered THREAD community when recently Squeeks confirmed that THREAD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that THREAD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. THREAD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent "is this lol" comprehensive entertainment test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict THREAD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: THREAD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for THREAD because THREAD is dying. Things are looking very bad for THREAD. As many of us are already aware, THREAD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Oppai! Oppai! is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

I'M A COMPUTER leader CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL states that there are 543 posters of I'M A COMPUTER. How many posters of Legend of DQN are there? Let's see. The number of I'M A COMPUTER versus Legend of DQN posts on 4-ch is roughly in ratio of 3 to 1. Therefore there are about 543/3 = 181 Legend of DQN users. Oppai! Oppai! posts on 4-ch are about half of the volume of Legend of DQN posts. Therefore there are about 90 posters of BSD/OS. A recent article put Grandpa at about 80 percent of the THREAD market. Therefore there are (543+181+90)*4 = 3256 Grandpa posters. This is inconsistent with the number of Grandpa posts but who cares.

Due to the troubles of Australia, abysmal sales and so on, 4-ch went out of business and was taken over by iichan who run yet another troubled image/discussion board network. Now iichan is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that THREAD has steadily declined in market share. THREAD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If THREAD is to survive at all it will be among net-BBS hobbyist dabblers. THREAD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, THREAD is dead.

Fact: THREAD is dead

THREADs can be tea ill, dee are.

The THREAD, the THREAD, the THREAD is on fire
But we don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　THREAD! THREAD!
　⊂彡

Flamin' THREAD

dying THREAD... :(

undead THREAD!

save again!

save what?

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　　（　・∀・）　＜　Save the THREAD!
　　（　　　　） 　　＼＿＿＿＿　
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿)

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I own a business.
Go THREAD yourself.

Yeah, well THREAD you too.

Those who do not understand THREAD are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.

safe!

Every THREAD is THREAD THREAD

THREAD is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.

All you can THREAD buffet?

THREADS 'R' US