ITT we threaten to leave this board (333)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:30 [no]

This used to be a good board, but now it's just full of idiot bastards who are always insulting people. I am fucking sick of it. I've fucking had it. I'm leaving The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch forever, and this is the last you fuckers will hear of me.

And don't try to stop me, either. I'm not fucking coming back, so you can just stuff it. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 12:57 [no]

This used to be a place of understanding and acceptance, but these days it's filled with people like >>163-165 who can only make fun of cultures far more advanced and refined than their own! Our Japanese friends tried to teach us important lessons, but after these people could only make fun of them, and not see the wisdom in their words, they left in disgust! I can see no other choice but to follow them into exile!

Good bye, and good riddance!

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 19:50 [no]

Japanophiles like >>166 disgust me. I'm going to look for another message board where there isn't so much anti-American activity. I mean, you guys are practically terrorists!

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 20:56 [no]

kthxbye!

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 02:25 [no]

Whoa, more drama than a whole box full of furries. And that's why i'm staying

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 02:56 [no]

Sorry >>169, board's closing.

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 09:52 [no]

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 14:14 [no]

>>171 I refuse to stay on a board with inarticulate idiots who only respond with emoticons in an attempt to increase their postcount. I'm leaving for becauseitswinter, where it's an intelligent, FRIENDLY community.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 14:58 [no]

>>172
they banned somebody on becauseitswinter.com :(
i'm leaving this place bcuz its full of drama queens who just try to draw ppl 2 becauseitswinter :mad:

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 16:53 [no]

>>173 As a drama queen, I'm finaly resined to the fact that no one is responding to my trolling. I'm outahere.

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:44

>>174 Oh my god please don't go

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 19:14

>>175 took way too long to respond.

I'm tired of waiting days for one stupid one line post, I'm leaving.

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 19:30

Hey guys! I just joined, but everyone's leaving? Crap, where will I go now? :sad:

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:25

You know, I found a girl, and she was really cool and stuff, and I thought that things were really going well, but then I told her about this board... and she never spoke to me again and no longer answers my calls. Therefore, I'm quitting this board that's ruining my real life.

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:38

Leaving because >>178 gave this board cooties.

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 17:22

>>1-179 & >>181-1000 ripped off my porn collection, I"m not only leaving the board, but I'm calling the authorities. Enjoy showering in prison, bitches!

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 16:21

I've had it with you EGO-WANKING FUCKTARD-MODS and this ridiculous shit you're trying to pull here everyday! I don't care if it's "pornographic", or "illegal" or anything... If you COCK-SUCKING NAZI FUCKS don't let me use my avatar on this forum, IM TAKING MY FUCKING BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!!!!!

HOPE YOU ALL GET CANCER AND DIE!!!! ASSHOLES!!!!

P.S. And Johnny... If you ever call me pedo again... I'll come and rip your cock out and rape you with it, you sick fuck.

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 17:02

I didn't like the april fools joke you pulled on me. I don't want to be arrested by the FBI for downloading illegally and I don't think tricking me into thinking I am is funny. I'm leaving. Bye.

183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 06:23

>>1-182
Don't let the door hit ya
where they good lord split ya!

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 10:25

>>180 Enjoy your AIDS!

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 13:13

I really don't want anything to do with a board where people are as unsupportive as >>183-184. Most people posting in this thread are only pretending to leave, and would most likely stay and provide the board with valuable contributions if they were just given a kind word, but I see some people won't do even that, so I really can't say I want to stay either. >>1-182, I understand your feelings, and I will join you all in exile!

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 14:46

There has been a constant brain drain on this board ever since the big 'incident' last month. I call it 'incident' because if I were to actually call it what it really was, I'd be banned as quickly as everyone who was involved in the first place. However, the poisoned atmosphere has persisted... I guess that >>185's departure is the final straw for me. This board has finally lost all appeal for me, and though there are some of you who I'll miss, the time has finally come for me to make my leave. Goodbye, friends. Goodbye.

187 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 14:40

Look, I know it's not cool to bump old threads, but you know what? I don't care, because I won't post there anymore. Goodbye suckers.

188 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 16:32

With the steady egress of all the regular posters, and the continuous bitching by the few remainders who despise the 'tripfags and n00bs', it's become a painful chore just to continue posting here.
I AM NOT A MASOCHIST.
You've all sucked what little joy remained for me in these boards, and I can't see wasting any more of my life on your constant negativity.
I'm just sorry that it had to come to this, really.

189 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4648 19:48

Damn it, this board doesn't appreciate the merits of using a Tripcode. Therefore, it is with a tearful sigh of regret that I leave DQN. I will now be posting on Internet Addicts.

Oh shi-

190 Name: http://www.habbo.com/ : 1993-09-4648 20:10

if anyone wants me, I can be reached on my home page at http://www.myspace.com !

191 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 00:37

My name is Squeeks and I hate my name so in order to not see my ugly name anymore I'm leaving this place.

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 18:00

if this crap with reversed thread names doesnt finish soon I'll really have had it with this board... neat way to stop people posting too much. Unfortunately, the love&romance part is nearly dead. I mean, even the singles rant thread is dead... sigh...

193 Name: Jay Squeeksand : 1993-09-4671 00:19

Now please observe this name. My name is no longer squeeks. It is Jay Squeeksand.

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 03:02

I am disappointed that people stopped posting in this thread. This board has been going downhill since the third DQN song. I'm outta here.

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 03:34

I have been in this bnet clan for over THREE MONTHS and i haven't gotten promoted even though i've recruited half the clan i can take ANY clan member on in a 1 vs 1 FUCK YOU I"M OUTTA HERE

196 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4715 03:38

This thread bump was far too intense for me. I'm afraid I must leave this board forever as a result of the shock.

197 Name: KAAMO : 1993-09-4715 03:52

SQUEEKS!!! XD DONT LEAVE MEEEEeee ;(

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:06

There are too many bad threads. Sorry everyone. It's better this way. You can still contact me using my e-mail and my deviantart profile if youreally have to.

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:33

This THREAD has slid off the page, so there is no longer any reason for me to come back to check the latests posts in this THREAD.

Good bye, posters!

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:35

200GET

Not that I care, because I'm leaving anyway.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:39

My name is W.T. Snacks and I am better than Squeeks.

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 06:09

This will probably be my last day using 4-ch. I'll check back every now and again, but as far as I can tell, 4-ch has been set upon by juveniles who are bored with 4chan.

It's becoming clear that certain postings and comments "sell well" on 4-ch, and that there's a typical small-minded 4-ch mindset:

* Negative articles about squeeks
* Articles about 4chan memes
* Anything about the 4chan (or, to a lesser extent, /b/)
* Racist/Hate propaganda
* Anything about Barack Obama
* Obscure articles
* Saitama articles about revenge/people suffering because of their actions
* Funny pictures/videos, mostly of AA characters

I suspect the average readership of 4-ch is late teens/early twenties. It feels like 4-ch is a weird Reader's Digest for the cynical post-gen-x generation. It constantly recycles the same kind of rubbish, because it knows how to press its reader's buttons.

The problem is that this is barring anybody older. I guess this is no problem for the 4-ch founders and squeeks -- advertisers love a young age bracket.

203 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4896 13:08

>>202
I'm gonna ban you as well. You are clearly spreading libel about this site and I will not tolerate this. That and your failure to follow the site's policies.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 22:21

but, MODD-san! How could you? You'll RUIN CHRISTMAS!!

I'd have an intelligent conversation, if there was someone intelligent to converse with.

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:16

These tripfags are ruining DQN. I'm blowing this fuckin' popsicle stand!

206 Name: Thread Savior!.1aCka5H7U : 1993-09-4897 05:15

Don't worry, I won't let this thread go to shit!

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:39

>>206's mindless, sheep-like optimism even in the face of rampant idiocy and unapologetic power abuse like >>203 was the last straw. You won't be seeing me here again. Good riddance.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 09:01

Hey guys! Wow, can't believe the old chan's still goin...heh. Oh, and you've even kept my thread open for me. I'm touched.

I can honestly say it's good to be home.

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 14:25

>>208 shitty post destroyed my last shred of faith in humanity. I hold the knife to my throat as I type this. Goodbye scum.

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 16:19

>>209's depressive mood and inappropriate sage reveal what's really wrong with this board, and 4-ch in general. You're all just a bunch of immature, spoiled, suburban brats who think life is so horrible because you can't go to Akihabara everyday to buy shit.

Because of you all, I'm leaving this board forever. I've had it with all of you. You're worse than MySpace faggots, and that's saying a lot! I hope one day you'll all come to your senses and stop being such gay fucktards.

GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDENS!!!!!!!

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:59

>>210's utter hatred for the English language shows how low this board's standards have fallen. I'm getting out now because I do not want to ruin the good memories of this place with the knowledge of what it is transforming into. Goodbye to all my 4-ch friends forever.

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 20:05

The two posters left from the original team of 6 seems to be only interested in insult threads. I'm leaving.

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:51

Screw this, I'm going to News for VIP.

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 01:43

Shit. I come from News for VIP because it's down right now, and seeing this, I'm leaving already.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:43

FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT

216 Name: Tree : 1993-09-4898 04:51

I pine to be somebody poplar, so I'm leafing.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 06:35

I was Banned?! I WAS BANNED? HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN PATRIOT ACT, I'M LEAVING.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:10

YOU CAN'T BAN ME! I QUIT!!!

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:37

THIS PLACE HAS BEEN DEAD EVER SINCE CYBERLOLI_109 LEFT, I QUIT

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:39

4-chan is way funnier and more original than this place.

I'm going back there you fucking dulltards. Fuck you.

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:47

Wait, am I on 4chan, or a pale imitation of /dis/? Fuck this shit! I'm going for the Real Thing -- dis.4chan.org/vip here I come!

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:04

FUCK THIS QUIT, I SHIT

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 16:36

No wonder dreams have fasinated everywhere.

224 Name: winter : 1993-09-4907 14:17

For many, many years, I've enjoyed being a part of DQN. Just reading the daily posts, creating new structured threads and just chatting along with the other five members helped keep me going when the monotony of work threatened to drown me.

Of late, though, things have changed. We're not as tight-knit as we previously were. Even though we've all been role-playing as perhaps fifty different posters each, we were always friendly and supportive of each other even as we ripped each other to shreds.

Somehow, things have changed. A great deal. I'm not going to name names, I'm not going to hurl allegations. I don't want to make things any worse than they already are. I have become a point of contention in this community, and I am going to leave before it tears DQN apart.

I've emailed each of you separately as to which characters you'll need to take over, and I'm sure you'll all pick up the slack admirably. If anyone needs to find me, just find me on skype, okay?

And http://becauseitswinter.com will expire on the 13th. I have no plans to spend the money to renew it, so support it while you can.

And remember, >>1 is your friend.

love,
winter

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:42

if winter goes i go too.

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:10

i only came here so i could have a quick way to contact theguythatisleavingwithwinter, so there's no point in my staying.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 06:07

Well shit. That only leaves three of us and I'm sure as hell not staying around with those two idiots. I'm gone.

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 06:53

You got what you wanted, Squeeks...the board all to yourself.

I hope it was worth all the pain >>1->>227 went through.

Aw hell, I know you don't care. Goodbye.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 08:25

Wind blows

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 09:12


231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:17

Fuck, where'd everybody go?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:31

I'm still here, but not for much longer. If this place doesn't get new people soon, that DO NOT act like they came from /b/, I'm gone. I have better things to do, like...important stuff of importance...yeah. So SUCK IT, ya losers! NYAH!

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4908 17:21

Hey, I'm back lol.

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:28

Bye.

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:06

Don't try to stop me!

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:39

I am now the last member of DQN. I've finally achieved it! The ultimate power...

237 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4908 22:06

>>236 banned.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 22:39

>>237 NO U!!!!!

Now this board is an empty wasteland...

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 23:13

      w h o o s h

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 01:27

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242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:23

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243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:12

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246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:09

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249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:39

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250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:51

At last... They've all gone... even MODD. Now,the time has come, for me to become the new Squeeks and become the new lord of DQN. Nothing can stop me now! I have finally claimed omnipotence!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha...

251 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4910 15:09

The Elitist SQUEEKS of SQUEEKS @ 4-ch ■ ▼
Board look: Blue Moon Buun Futaba Headline Mercury Pseud0ch Toothpaste

[Release Emergency POO-ON-HEAD]
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1:SQUEEKS is so cool [Awesome] 2:Let's get to 1000 by SUQEEKS HOORAY! [PART XIV] 3:[AA] Draw Squeeks being AMAZING as usual 4:[Serious] I just want to say thank you to Squeeks 5:TEH SQUEEKS DINER-May I have your order? Part XI 6:I think squeeks is awesome [PART XXII]...

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 15:15

>>251 if you replaced "Squeeks" with "Lowtax" you'd have the SA forums right there

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 18:54

>>252
Who are you? I didn't do all that work on this board just so some two-bit goon could come in and compare it to SA. I quit!

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 22:19

This isn't very much fun by myself, and this is the only thread that's moved for days. Bye-bye.

255 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4911 16:23

4-ch had a good run. what started out as a simple toy to amuse myself and my friends grew into something that many people enjoyed. as my career progressed, i had to turn my attention away from 4-ch. the site went without updates for months.. and i realized i wouldn't be able to keep up with it.

so i made the decision to axe the site. before i did so, i tried to take everything down a notch and see if it would be adequate. it wasn't, and i thank you guys for your patience with that experiment.

not wanting to continue what would be a mediocre experience for the remaining and future users, i felt it best to move on. we had a good run, we had some good times, now let's say goodbye.

any donations received during 2006 will be refunded by request.

email: squeeks [at] 4-ch [dot] net

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:04

I'm leaving if Squeeks closes this board.

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:24

俺は手前がたいへん嫌い! いつまでも去っていて、手前がそのように愚かなファックだ。

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 02:04

With more and more posts being in Japanese, I feel like I'm being squeezed out of conversations here. There's really no point in sticking around when I can't read the messages.

さよなら、さっかず。

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:36

It carried out too much. Now it is w.

260 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4912 07:53

I got the results back from the market research firm and it turns out that only 12 people have heard of us, and only 5 people besides myself post here. Therefore I've decided to close this forum and focus instead on running a new mitten-oriented ebay shop.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 01:27

!

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 02:54

I've been a dedicated poster at this board for three years and when you decided to pick a new mod you choose MODD over me? Screw this... after all I've done for this board I should be an ADMIN. That's it, I'm leaving.

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:32

>>258
you fail. it's さようなら、サッカー。

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:36

It's because of posters like >>263 that I've come to hate this place. Not even all the mittens in the world could save this board. I'm going to http://elitistsuperstructure.net/ and never coming back!

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:48

>:3
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