I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT
our hour
our dark days
the dead dog grins as boot heel breaks through starry globe
the crowned man comes 'round again for another spin on the merry-go-round
some people get lost and hope never to find the answer
three-ring funeral cake
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Here are some Skittles,
You're a great screw!
Wistful, sad penis
Hated by feminist laws
and flying heads named Zardoz
Seeking haven in an anus
That's the way it is
Now he smells like poo
And it's time for you
to give him his goodnight kiss
exercise in literalism
what has been done
has been seen as well
and the seeing itself
will be in turn seen
it is not my place to say
whether i approve or no
There once was a site
Called DQN.
Nobody gave a fuck.
Mittens on kittens,
kittens wearing mittens!
VORUDEMORT
turpentine air like the sunshine i always wished i could touch
incites hasty finish among critters of the land
a crisp, firm tale of snow
Slashing of cranial distort the body, and rage have overcome of the body
Nig is no more, it have destroy all.
Destruct ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
KILL MURDER JIGABOO
The disaster of Japan
Makes me feel eternally sad.
The happiness of Coreans
Makes me feel even worse.
Of all things I could use
I would limelight a hug.
The tragedy of racism,
The racism of tragedy?..
What could be worse in this world
Than a neighbor laughing
At the disaster
Of another neighbor?
Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"
Is what a certain country
Wished to be!
Emergency edit! Please read:
Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"
As:
Whilst the use of "c"
Instead of "k"
A certain country took it as insult and sued the poet for this mistake.
Corean haiku:
Ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke Zerg rush!
A dead god is fucked by a paralyzed jock on a pool table
I once knew a guy from Patton,
who was frankly quite scared of atom.
When Fukushima blew
He drank iodine stew,
Next, he was like a walking Symptom.
Notes: Symptom [of iodine poisoning]
FYI: contrarily to popular belief, iodine doesn't ward off radiation or shoo it away
An alcoholic iodine solution isn't meant for drinking.
There once was a guy from Saitama
Who looked like a skinny iguana
In poetry threads
He went off his medsCausing all of us to blame his mama.
I once knew a fellow dokyun
Who posted online from the Moon
His poems sublime
Did not even rhymeThat's why I live in a balloon
The midnight hokku‼
Type whatever you can,
Lonely dokyun.
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Colourblindness is suffering
My captcha is slime
Because she has a big weenie
She does not wear a bikini
When her thoughts are aloft
The sausage is soft
Otherwise she fucks a zambini
The posts on this board
are frequently stupid
but the only word I can rhyme
with stupid is "Cupid"
who does not visit here.
Unless I make up some
fake word like "poopid".
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chaka chaka chan.
Bamboo reverie:
Floats through the
Air, to me, my love.
Why do you hide
your virtues?
In your shoes?
(You make me feel blue.)
We all know
By now, but I must declare it anyway
>>161 is a panda.
Life is like a box of C
It oft contains cat pee
But when it gives you a present
It is always quite unpleasant
Fair skinned
Hair tossed by wind
Blue eyes
Petite waist size
Sweet voice
Lips look so moist
Too bad
So dumb she can't add.
Well crafted nothings with good intentions
Like sunsets, they help no one.
Poetry's not so different from life itself.
>>160
After reading the first part of the poem I immediately thought, "What about poopid?"
Then I read the last two lines and w'd
Holy fuck, this sucks.
How do I know when to quit?
I shall not give up.
Drenched in green tears
this world's too fair
these beautiful lies
we both believe
must both end
Mittens;
Emergency mittens.
What are they for?
Emergencies.
Float like snowflakes
Always ten on screen at once
Always appear at the top
In the same place they disappeared at the bottom
And now, Touhou.
"Poopid" has its fans, you see,
so let's all chant it gleefully
perhaps then, when we are done
and think on what comes out the bum,
we'll invent more vocabulary
to distress the constabulary.
F
R
I
GThis tape is full of porno most heinous
it's nauseating, sick, illicit and crass,
it's shocking, it's vile and dripping with sin
it's the foulest thing from here to Uranus.
there's slimy sperm everywhere, dicks all around,
there's poo on her tits, there is blood on his chin
and a wart-crusted cock ripping into an anus.
It's got ass-to-mouth, eyeball licking, and flang,
donkey punching and bondage, dildos thick and thin
and an act only known as Reverse Double Janus.
this tape's utterly gross, I'll warn you again,
and now that I've told you how nasty it is
I'm eager to fap, so come on, pop it in!
Dear woman
I wrote this new poem for you
but unlike most of the others
I didn't bother with rhyme or rhythm
because you're an airhead who couldn't tell
the difference between a line of good verse
and a borderline-illiterate Twitter message
I see you tapping on your smartphone with your fat fingers
and laughing your abrasive laugh at whatever you're reading or sending
and I think about how great it would be to be gay.
p.s. please return my Leon dvd
Can't sleep.
Clown won't eat me.
But I can't count sheep
Because of their bleating.
Outside, that is.
Outside of the window.
Why can't sheep be kittens instead?
Sung to the tune of "What color is the sky?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW1E8f2qO4
What color are your tears?
They're blue, they're blue, they're blue.
Your tears are blue, your tears are blue.
What color is your piss?
It's yellow, it's yellow, it's yellow.
Your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.
What color is your vomit?
It's green, it's green, it's green.
Your vomit is green, your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.
What color is your blood?
It's red, it's red, it's red.
Your blood is red, your vomit is green, your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.
Your tears are blue!
A lot of my journal entries
Start out innocently
Kind of naive
Before I realize what I'm doing
And decide to do some thinking
That's how it is with you
Except I'm never thinking
You're the page beneath my pen
I really just want to have sex
Dark outside, clock strikes 9
On my plate remains a pea
Golden yellow oppression running down my knee
Where the East River meets the Guangji
A lily pad makes a splash
Where have all the frogs gone?
you're the one that's
writing it
hehehehehehe
ehehehe
I hate everything
anime
ehehehehehe
are you done yet?
Suck it
Yeah
Suck it
I want to come on u girl
yeah
uh
come on u gurl
oh yeah
unf
yeah
Holy Moses! Take a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer.
I'm in a situation with a high sense of gravity -
I had to eat them all so they wouldn't get mad at me.
Sometimes you're alive, you can be so stupid -
and who blew up the sun for me? Dearest Leader, you did.
I smoke to speed up dying, ain't no happy-ever-afters
Exits are located here, hanging from the rafters.
You're the greatest drug, I don't want to go to rehab
When I wander round at night, it might be nice to be stabbed.
Incredible Coincidences in Mathematics i.e. #'s that Rhyme
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Poem poem on the wall
You're such a dumb b-ball
>>183 broke the board somehow!
Not his fault but let's fix it now!
Post your rhymes with increased haste -
Soon enough, if we're fast-paced
(But please, don't just submit waste -
COOL poems please, and no copy-paste!)
>>183 will be front-paged no more!
Dear >>183: if in future you saw
This friendly poem, please understand
You somehow fucked up DQN-land.
There once was a witty old lord
Who casually broke the whole board.
As dokyuns angrily shook,
He just smirked and took
All the gets and a rusty old Ford.
I sang a song
And farted along.
Now I'm alone
Eating a cone.
Every time
You bump this thread
The board breaks
You should leave it dead
I could sing you a song
And you would fart along.
We would fill up this thread
And the board won't be dead.
183 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-7123 05:22
Incredible Coincidences in Mathematics i.e. #'s that Rhyme
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184 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-7123 18:55
Sage in link field,
Number of syllables
Uncounted.
Shitty poetry night.
gaynus
Tra-la-la!
Oh, lalalala!
I'm Epson/Npa!
196 GET I shall GET
And bump 192 away!
THE POETRY IS DESIGNED
TO SET HEARTS ALIGHT
MY BROTHERS HAVE DECLINED
TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE
Shitty poetry night
Causes such a good fright.
Some silly old fag
Missed out a tag,
And another reposted, itch mite.
From the distant land
Of mysterous Fukushima
To the warm eastern
part of Europe, Chernobyl,
Nuclear wastelands.
Ruins of broken thread,
Ruin everything else around.
How to write haiku?
NEET Advice
Quit reaching for open skies
They're not what you'll see
Don't hope for a compromise
Go for a pee
There was a fat doc called Robotnik,
who was very proud of his short dick,
so "PINGAS" he'd scream,
while shooting his cream
on a gay furry drawing of Sonic.
Miku is hot, I want to have sex with her.
Her and Reimu at the same time.
Cage door is open
The bird perches silently
It remains inside
out of its own volition
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
But Moses still wrote it in Numbers 12:3.
Terry crafting more WADs
Evil face butt rape orgy
Skulltag is so lame
Oh, UPS!
You had my package coming.
Oh, UPS!
It's now stuck on customs.
Oh, UPS!
I know I'm just a man,
My UPS,
But couldn't you care for my fun?
Oh, UPS!
Oh, UPS!
Oh, UPS!
[break guitar on the floor]
(mutter) Fucking country...
UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Smegma
Smear it like butter
Smegma
Makes sammich like no udder.
It's vacant on the balcony
Today is a sad day indeed
Porcelain throne
Open for business
Only the best
Put some down now
I've been drinking
Hard all night to
Heal a broken heart,
And now,
My toilet needs a hug.
The life and soul crys himself blind
For shorter life a sight for eyes
The life and soul dull as ditchwater
And swallow whole the birthright of a baby soul
Covers her baby with mothers hole
I got you a Christmas present
But I don't know when I can give it to you
Cry me a river,
As I eat your liver
Sad when I'm alone
Sad when I'm not
Sad when sober
Sad when smoking pot
I don't need a friend
A friend wouldn't need me
I wish it all would end
End it all for me
Meat eel
Loves to feel
Tight young body
Wet and naughty
Fleshy pole
Deep in hole
Gushing slime
Until next time
the weeping of
the lone electron
rends my heart
with hot needles
Nigger monkey jiggaboo
Color of poo
smells like it too
Knuckle dragging jungle ape
run or you will receive rape
<&halcy> ( ß °ß) Raindrops on roses
<&halcy> ( ß °ß) and whiskers on kittens
<&halcy> ( ß °ß) I like to release
<&halcy> ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!
The simple pleasures in life are best
Like railing fat lines off a little girl's chest
The razorblade slits
her tiny tits
and i come up on bloody powder
Your suicide made a sexy mess
It doesn't mean I'll love you less
I scraped you up
into my cup
and slurped up your bloody chowder
Rape an Ape on the Commodore 64
It's got Ape, it's got Rape
Could you ask for more?
Fuck you, cat,
Fuck me too.
Do you love me, cat?
Because I love you.
Why aren't more people more afraid?
Too preoccupied to be dismayed?
Do they realize that they are doomed?
Sufficiently consumed, their salvation assumed.
Why this curse of decay and blight?
I curse the God who escapes my sight.
Hardship and travel, loneliness and battle,
Ill equipped, hopeless, I finally unravel.
No respect to be had as we meet our end
We all die alone, embarrassed, and never ascend.
Diarrhoea makes me sad
Diarrhoea makes me mad
Diarrhoea is really bad
>>231
Listen to some Assemblage 23 songs and maybe it'll make sense, or maybe you'll have to write it off as one of the Great Mysteries of the Universe.
battle scarred wank warrior
penis sore
but still craving more
milk the snake
feel the ache
almost more than i can take
soothe the need
spill the seed
and hope it doesn't start to bleed
dqns my only friends
who i don't understand
but fun with them i have
Immortal magic goat
Lolling sticky-tongue
He cannot sail a boat
but headbutts cars for fun
And sometimes, like a mote
of dust, slips where he should not be,
and wildly glitching his head and limbs,
tries to frighten you and me.
IT IS A NICE DAY
I DECIDE TO GO OUTDOORS
THE ANTS COME INDOORS
