I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT
Oh, dear niece,
If you're bored
Don't pat your knees
But rather study...
Irregularities of my beard!
This game has pretty cool music
that's all I wanted to say
but I guess something should rhyme here
poetry is pretty gay
We're all in the car,
Ready for the perfect night.
Pile-driving Miss Daisy.
I wonder when
The sky will fall on my face
And crush my nose and my eyes
And crush my lips into my throat
And crush my throat into my nuts
So I finally can
Deepthroat my own scrotum
Scratch! Grounder!
Rub my prostate with your fingers
while I scarf these quarter-pounders
and you suck my throbbing PINGAS
Roses are red,
that much is true
But violets are violet,
you cretin, not blue.
Sucky suck
Chupa chup
Fuckity fuck
Whacky jack
Duck in a truck
In the darkest nightmare hour
I take Zelda in my power
When not moon nor sun has risen
I will keep her in my prison
Why...
Why do you hate me?
Why...
Why don't you love me!????
.
.
.
Tears...
My Tears...
You are drinking them...
W-why...
I always want you
because
You are my love...
Under the moon loli to issho.
Under the moon loli to desu.
Under the moon kawaii to loli desu.
From psilocybin phantasms to post-benzo binge muscle spasms,
To lovely lysergic light trails telling tails of spiralling Sierpinski chasms.
Dilaudid deprivation doldrums and catastrophic ketamine conundrums,
Analgesic apathy and SSRI discontinuation syndromes.
High as fuck in public hoping no one knows at all,
Trying to forget what I regret by drinking lots of alcohol.
Embarking on embarrassing erotic MDMA experiences,
Taking disastrous designer drugs and feeling fucking delirious.
Delving deep into different dimensions on high doses of DMT,
Drugs free me from myself and let me escape reality.
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm 100% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm 200% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why do police hate niggers?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
they hate us cause our dicks is bigger!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why you call yourself a nigger?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
cause im a mother fucking nigger!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why you drink so much beer?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor!
>>245
Your words are empty hollow bleatings
of a mental crutch.
They're open festered indigestion
with a velvet touch.
An ether-eating eskimal
would gag upon your sight,
convulsed into oblivion
from laughter or from fright.
A coma with a sweet aroma
is your only dream.
Malignant with the misconception
that a grunt can gleam.
Your lichen-covered corpuscles
are filthy to my fist.
Infection is your finest flower
mildewed in the mist.
Hey man
Eee ya
Eat my nigger
Hey hey
Eat my nigger
What what
Come on
Eat my nigger
Touhou, Kancolle, Non Non Biyori
Denpa idols, Comikets and, of course, loli
Doujin songs, eroge and LN adaptations;
Getting all my updates through the web of information
Have you seen the latest show? Don't bother, it's bad
They really force the drama just to make it seem sad
It comes across as desperate, it's really just a bore
This studio, it seems, doesn't try any more.
If I were in Akiba I'd be bankrupt in a day
At least I'd have the limited edition eroge
Scouting all the shops for the latest cast-off figure
I'm only in Japan to make my collection bigger
Wake up in the evening, I'm asleep by 5AM
Can't believe that idol CD costs a thousand yen
Going onto nyaa so I can grab the latest BD
Everyone around me is a dirty 3DPD
CALLED HIM THE KAISER
My package is damaged again
And I don't mean the one in my pants
I mean the one that had my figure inside it
It's damaged
The box is damaged
Oh fuckety-doo
The figure is damaged too
UPS can eat my shit for days
古板や
荒らし書き込む
糞の音
ching chong hong how
yi yang hiya
xi wu, mi teng
ho ho
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 冷たい手
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 木綿に包む
( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトン好き！
炎天が
倒せないのは
サボテンだ
└|∵|┐
suck a wiener
stupid beaner
your homeland beckons
back down to mexico
no more mexicans
this is magnifico
the psilocybin world I'm in
starts to shake and break apart
turn into a fractal heart
painting sloppy fractal art
intense emotions fluctuate
glowing spirits congregate
tunnels and kaleidoscopes
nooses made of fractal ropes
why am I even alive?
just a worker in the hive
never mattered, never will
everything going downhill
tracers tracing tracey traces
lenny says lisa needs braces
coming down and coming to
going to smoke the herbal jew
I am a big guy for you
Smoke weed errday, my dad to me did say
As he went on his way out the door.
So I take my puff, whenere life gets tough,
And if I don't have enough I buy more.
Ganja
I like to smoke that ganja
Because I really wanna
Do marijuana
They say I'm deranged
Cuz I kill niggas at range
Pop em before they can see me
And once they drop
I go and steal their meme
A mean meme jacker by trade
Once I get my dank memes
My life is made
Yo >>268
I know it's too late
But about your rhyming scheme
You should know it's pronounced "meme"
Hey, bitch ass punk >>269
Think your knowledge surpasses mine?
Maybe yo' ass should get some common sense
And look up the definition for ``artistic license"
Which ones of these should I read aloud and upload somewhere?
Come on then baby, >>270
Teach me a thing or two, come and be my hero
Come to think of it, how do you pronounce post refs?
Greater-than greater-than or maybe bitwise shift left?
Oh baby, my heart skips a beat
each time you jerk your meat
>>271 Do all the racist and internet tough guy ones, but do 'em in a snotty little kid voice.
Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Making life easier has pros and cons
Taking it easy is relaxing
But it turns you into fish
Out of my comfort zone I flop
Gasp for air
When met with a challenge
An ocean of procrastination
The familiar chant
“Tomorrow's the day,
Today I rest”
The dinner isn't made
And the bath isn't ready
Why make the bed
It's going to get messed up again
"Do your work!"
I will never work!
I could become a genius
But I'd rather eat instant meals
Take it easy moderately
Or your salmon is smoked
Nymphomaniacal Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
What's with this shitty joint? I barely got a hit,
And after every puff it needs to be relit!
Oy vey! It's almost out, and yet I'm barely high!
With balls as blue as these, methinks I'd rather die,
For I have rolled the last of what I had, in vain.
Is anybody out there who can share my pain?
Maybe I should play
with some Warcraft dorks
and when I do
should I play as Orcs?
Fee fie foe fum,
I'm going to fuck you in the bum.
Drink what's in the cup
until you're drunk off of your ass
you'll find the sure solution
at the bottom of the glass
Fifty pounds too fat
ten years at a shitty job
have another cup of ale
you'll feel better, bob
Now you're out of money
and the bar won't take a card
go home and drink booze there instead
cause life's too fucking hard
Naggy wife and stupid kids
drive many men to drink
that's why I only jerk my jizz
into the kitchen sink
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It carries out
And is w
I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.
Ranger Rick took a shit
Ranger Rick has no dick
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But I'm thinking of you
Democrats are red,
Republicans are blue,
both these parties
are controlled by the JEW
RedCream is Red
Milkribs are White
I admit my roal
pumblenuts
Tomato is a fruit
Banana is a nut
If you hear a toot
Please excuse my friend
An unrhyming poem is known as "blank verse";
The shithouse poet majored in English
I have a headache.
All i wanna do is eat
some dried cranberries.
Oh my dick
It's so big
Don't kick
Because it's so big
Don't kick
I FUCK THE DUBS
I MAKE THEM CUM
I FUCK THE DUBS
WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
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go fuck himself
me and superman had a fight
i hit him in the head with some kryptonite
i hit him so hard that i busted his brain
and now i'm dating lois lane
I stand aloft the high peak
and espy thee
unclothed in the stream
thy golden locks blind mine eyes
in the bright light of the sunne
mine firm root sways in the summer winds
We talked about music,
He was into junk.
Told me all the bands that I liked were punk
I find it hard
It's hard to find
Where did I leave my fucking glasses
flat_chest
paizuri
tongue_out
yuru_yuri
navel
flower
kneehighs
swimsuit
surprise
pac-man_eyes
potted_plant
purple_ribbon
couch
twins
tribadism
>>306
This would actually sound really cool if chanted to the Yuru Yuri theme song.
All I've ever known was
how to be a companion
it feels so odd
to be all alone
inside is a hole
as deep as a canyon
as i sit and stare
at my silent phone
under the moon
loli to issho
Silent shite, holy shite
Cutting turds with all my might
Round yon virgin porcelain is piled
Anus curry, so tender and mild
I fear the wasp that checks my window
Every now and then.
I fear it more than violent men
or frostbite, liquid nitrogen
or falling down up stories ten
yet I cant just close it, no, I fear the heat more than waspbro.
i lost my first love
and the pain only grows
an injury my mother cannot kiss better
loli to issho
You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'll cop your stash and steal your girl fo free
You don;t know shit bout a G like me
I have the best time in donkey kong country
You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'm really fuckin good at MTG
My hood is lit
I got yo bitch
My Pikachu
don't fuck wit you
under the moon
loli to issho
watching my favorite
television show
Cheers!
(fade out with "Where Everybody Knows Your Name")
Get a big TV
Someone walks in front of it
Woah, hey; hey, woah, hey
A rumbling in my bowels has started.
A maneuver means my cheeks are parted.
What feels wet? I only farted.
Oh my god, I think I sharted.
Our beloved admin appears to be dead
So in order to hide the unsightly spam
I will now bump all of the threads
In a manner suited to fists of ham
A trigger warning
Hey, my brother died that way
Triggered by warning
How now, you've got Austar, got the game on, go, watch, play
How now, you've got Foxtel, got your shows on, go, press play
The longer my donger
It lessers her pleasures
I know it was wronger
But don't use half-measures
Ranger Rick
took a shit
Ranger Rick
has no dick
(Oh shit) Here comes Diogenes
Not an easy man to please
Never makes me glad to see
A grown ass dude on hands and knees
(Oh no) If that is your philosophy
To label every thought as greed
Then don't you even talk to me
Instead I'll take up sophistry
>>320
I remember reading that preachy magazine as a lad! Always hated it, read it anyway.
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're going to have to do her with your ding-a-ling
('cause you can't say "penis")
Fred Fuchs
Alas, his name sucks
Some shitty nerd
Thinks it's a turd
It really sucks
to be Fred Fuchs
thick cum
up the bum
yum yum
lotsa cum
My golden rod of heaven goes "zork zork"
When Asuka Soryu Langley does "pork pork"
I eat my peas and honey with a fork
Some dude you've never heard of is a dork
Symmetry gimmickry
A kopipe recipe
Go-gurt myself today
To skip another meal
It won't turn out okay
My butthole's gonna squeal
somebody once asked
could i spare some change for gas
i've gotta get these jews out of my place
i said yep, what a concept
i could use an endlösung myself
and we could all use a cleaner race
My dick in your chakras
Make you shake like maracas
Sitting in my tracksuit
Wanting to play the skin flute
nig-nog
chink gook wog
I sit between a crossroads.
A dark circle,
white flight,
welcome to the Anime Turnpike.
dicks out for Harambe
is a dead meme
and yes i know these words dont rhyme
Loli to issho under the moon.
My strong, burly visage is making her swoon.
Moon to issho under the loli,
This is all wrong; a ridiculous folly.
Circle, circle,
dot, dot,
Now you've got some herpes, thot.