IE is a crappy web browser.
>>423 here.
No, not a *chan at all. I found it looking for information about the old abandoned "The Zybourne Clock" computer game, and found more than I really wanted to know. It was full of extremely long, hateful, creepy posts--hell, essays--from people who usually had sufficient working synapses to spell all the words correctly. That's a combination I'm not used to.
Hold me, /dqn/. I think I need a hug. ;_;
･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(・ε・ ) It'll be okay, >>426-san. Forget about those doo-doo heads.
But do we really have to care about SA goons and their exes and *tards? Personally, my journey into insanity began around 2005 on the aforementioned channel. It was rather good back then.
Probably we should conspire against them like Freemasons or The Illuminati, we are the elitist superstructure after all.
Let's run /jp/ into the ground. Steps for making it even worse:
pulls on backpack and jumps out airplane
I mildly dislike the userbase on /jp/ so I'm on board with this.
at yer service captain
The Human Centipede movie was a shitty movie that sucked ass, and so did the South Park parody.
>>432
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were implying there was a parody of South Park by the Human Centipede....
I'm pissed off that I have to go through a bunch of crap to get medicine just because meth addicts are trying to turn it into meth.
just let the addicts die!
I'm pissed off that meth addicts keep bugging me for sudafed. When I see you walk up and I automatically know what you're going to ask for? Yeah... naw.
Today I learned that Sudafed has something to do with meth.
Fun things are fun even if you dislike them.
Non-drawn pornography has no artistic value whatsoever.
Modern internet slang is disgusting and distasteful.
Love is synonymous with intellectual blindness.
The Refresh captcha link on 4ch is broken. Or maybe it's my browser that refuses to cooperate. Either way, shit sucks.
>>444
I've been having troubles with captcha too. That, and it keeps telling me I get it wrong even when it's right.
Do you, people, really need to complain about captcha in every fucking thread? Obviously your PC sucks. You should reinstall Windows and buy a fucking new one!
Windows is a crappy operating system.
Fat girls are ugly.
Tautologies are tautological.
My USB vacuum-cleaner does nothing.
USB3 cables are not backwards compatible with USB2 ports.
You know, most of USB vacuum-cleaners suck.wwww
The box art for the first Mega Man game looks like a 50 year old man with severe arthritis.
Censorship sucks.
Greece's financial situation is even more screwed up than most other nation's financial situation.
My country's politicians argue about pastry on their assemblies. And then they broadcast it on the news.
Censors███ █████
Ugly people should die alone. Stupid people should die first.
The way some anime gets translated is absolutely horrible. If an anime gets translated horribly, the original animation team should be allowed to do equally horrible things to the translation team.
I used to censor my posts, but then I got an █████ in the ████.
>>221 It had 1 good thing not found in other games. An ending that didn't suck.
FUCK MARIO KART!FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU FUCKING SKY FAIRY THING! FUCK DQN! FUCK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Fuck me. Fuck my computor. And the internet. Fuck it too.
>>464
Alright ;)
Entropy has belabored the point. Yes, we get it. Mortality. Transience. Thank you.
Sanitariums are miserable places, and the fact that war veterans often end up in one after all they have been through is outrageous.
Poor people deserve to be poor and die in hunger.
I am poor and I hate myself.
People who constantly complain about being fat should sumo wrestle.
That meta shark jump thread led me here. What a shitty thread.
Michael Bay ruined Transformers.
Your farts smell.
What is wrong with people who kidnap and kill random babies for fun! That's despicable!
Wich tamako wud u fuk
Michelle Obama is a hypocritical fatass. If you really care about weight, you can suffer the misery of eating health food.
The Chihuahua is an extremely annoying breed of dog.
Grace Hopper made me waste my life on video games.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES is a bad game.
Carnival Criuse Lines has a pathetic safety record.
The slightly older group of people who got to experience the birth of the internet firsthand are smug dicks that I am extremely jealous of.
It seems the only reason attorney generals exist is to defend laws that allow the government to treat people as guilty until proven innocent.
The grammar in Zero Wing is poor.
People who take drugs or go out drinking and partying for fun probably don't have any worthwhile hobbies
Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit.
There are too many damn holidays
Brian Peppers is ugly.
Using strikeout text out of context ruins the message.
Using strikeout text to be sarcastic makes you a douche.
Kareha is an abandoned half-broken piece of badly-coded crap.
Cuneiform is needlessly complicated.
Long-time fans of things are needlessly elitist to newbies. (Although I'm particularly guilty of this myself)
>>497 That makes me think of another annoying thing
Hardcore comic book nerds that get pissed off at people who only watch superhero movies and play superhero games.
People who think they can convince teens to go abstinence only are idiots. How many of those same people smoked a cigarette before age 18 or drank a beer before age 21?
I really really really hate car traffic. I hate it so much sometimes I want to cry.
Socialism is for people who are shit at everything.
I hate having diarrhoea
It seems the relationship between ignorance and opinions is indeed directly proportional. Also, obnoxiousness.
Motivational posters are stupid, and most people quit making demotivators that are funny 7 years ago.
Image macros died when generator sites started appearing, lowering the small barrier (knowing the basics of photoshop) to creating an image macro, which can now be done in under ten seconds. No skills or afterthought required. Now they're just used by boring people to share their inane opinions and observations.
Viewing a modern image macro kills more brain cells than an overdose on speedballs.
Divorce is unfortunate, but when the partners use their child as a negotiation tool, it becomes outrageous.
Politicians are mostly whores, and the voters in my country who still think so and so candidate is going to make their lives appreciably better are deluding themselves.
Imperative programming languages are glorified turtle plotters.
OOP prevails because of money, not merit.
Turtle ploppers.
Women who have more than one cat or one dog should be avoided.
Single moms are nothing but trouble.
I hate people who don't tag porn correctly. More than once I've been in the middle of masturbating to something I thought was really cute and hot when all the sudden the girl starts pooping in the guy's mouth or something and my boner shrivels up and dies like an earthworm on tarmac on a hot summer day, because some jerk forgot to add the tag.
>>514
What, not mature enough for you? I guess you're right in a way, since I'm not masturbating to full on scat like all the big boys.
The Didovic sisters payed battleshits where I work, and now I have to clean the fucking bathroom. Where the hell is Veronica Moser when you really need her?
Chrome is a crappy browser
Valentine's day gets exploited by women to get more gifts from their boyfriend or husband. The people who make gifts that are shaped like hearts are also to blame.
Light novel adaptations that are just advertisements for the source material, some of them don't even bother making a full 12-13 episode cour. What's worse is that they usually fucking are fun and stylish and interesting but you can't find the source anywhere.
GNU's Not Usable
vc: vi
H-manga artists who give characters obscure regional/historical/etc names with no furigana. I'm trying to masturbate here nigger, don't make me go get out a character dictionary.
4chan's /tg/ is clogged with quest threads. I've never opened one, but they're stupid and I hate them.
DIC's voice actors sound worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Micheal Bay's Ninja Turtle movie is as awful as his Transformers movie. Anybody know what 1980s TV show that he will ruin next?
social jewstace warriors are really annoying people.