looks around
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
light a torch
On the floor is a filthy rag and an exquisitely carved ivory box. Five gem-studded doors face you.
get ye flask
how do you wear amnesia?
I put on my amnesia and fly away on my rusty dagger, after having stolen all the gems on the five doors.
I put on my amnesia and a dagger.
Want to participate in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1200521780/l50 with me?
It's you, DQN Poster #2. I will engage you!
>imbibe rusty dagger
>think about name
The gure accepeted your offering. You now have:
use the headache to split the fifth door
After splitting the door a giant zombie dinosaur comes out and bites off your head.
GAME OVER
Continue? >>yes no
>>yes
Headless, you stumble down a hallway into another room. You are bleeding heavily from your neck stump.
>> yes
SET NEW NAME: _>> stumpy
WAKE UP, stumpy!
You have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia. It is dark.
>>xyzzy
Nothing happens.
After waking up a giant flesh eating rabbit ate all of your flesh. You bled to death.
GAME OVER
Continue? >>yes no
>>yes
You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRAP-ASS" a scary voice announced "That's MY candy bar and you know it!"
The Help for this program was created in Windows Help format which was used in previous versions of Windows and is not supported in Windows Vista. If you stole his candy bar you're on your own.
install Linux
Wake up, Linux!
install Linux on bento box
Your machine has lost all previous commands due to amnesia.
You have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia. It is dark.
You died of a heart attack. Tough luck.
GAME OVER
Continue? >>yes no
>>yes
You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.
It's super effective!
Grue fainted.
⊂_ヽ､
.＼＼ ／⌒＼
＼ （ 冫、） I cast Dark Ritual
> ` ⌒ヽ
/ へ ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / ･*.･:
/ /| :。 *.・
（ （ ､ .*:☠。:’☠
| |､ ＼ 。・．*・; ・*
| / ＼ ⌒l ; ・。;☠ ・.
| | ） / ・☠ *_,,..,,,,_ ☠。*・
ノ ） し' 。・./ ,' ☠ `ヽｰっ
(＿／ 。・*．;l ☠ ⌒_☠ ’☠
. `'ｰ---‐'''''"
（ ・∀・） Then what? Take 3 mana burn?
get ye flask
quit
YOU CAN'T QUIT SPENDING TIME ON GAMES! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Restart game.
Set name: ╝╝╝Ì♂!\À○•8◘
CHEAT CODES UNLOCKED
IDDQD
GOD MODE ENABLED
ALL WEAPONS ENABLED
DEBUG MODE EN╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝
rape programmer of game with giant dildo
/⌒ヽ
oo-っ
⊂_ ) programmer casts NIGGER HORSE PLAGUE ♞*.･:∋ _____ )
( __ )
( |
|__|___ |
(___/_______ /⌒ヽ
oo-っ
⊂_ ) programmers asshair makes him immune to dildos
o_______ )
( __ )
( |
|__|___ |
(___/_______attack programmer's asshair with +8 greatsword of demon slaying
/⌒ヽ
OO-;っ asshair recieves 70dmg,
⊂_ ) asshair has died. o_______ )
( __ )
( |========||=
|__|___ | ┗ (∀ﾟ )┓
(___/_______ / ＼
/⌒ヽ
OO-;っ asshair recieves 70dmg,
⊂_ ) asshair has died. o_______ )
( __ )
( |========||=
|__|___ | ┗ (∀ﾟ )┓
(___/_______ / ＼
attack programmer with dildo
/⌒ヽ
xx-っ
⊂_ ) programmer has been defeated o_______ ) you gained 592exp. would you like to learn "sage"?
( __ )
( |============================================3
|__|___ |
(___/_______
>> no
sage that skill
you used sage
┗ (∀ﾟ)━
/ ＼
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| restarting game |
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Damn it guys, way to fuck everything up!
This sucks, lets play Battletoads.
search for porn
>use knife on own throat__
I can't let you do that, find another way.
>_
> throw knife against wall in such a way that it bounces back toward throat
I don't know the word "bounces"
>__
You enter the dungeon.
You are in a dungeon. Shackles and restraints line the walls. There is a rack full of whips and sex toys in one corner. A light bulb hangs from the ceiling, casting some light. The room is otherwise dark and rather cold.
You see:
Giant pink dildo is here.
Whip is here.
Obese Dominatrix is here.
>_
> break light bulb with whip
It is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by an obese dominatrix.
> throw pink dildo at obese dominatrix
It is too dark to see!
>_
You are likely to be penetrated by a beefnut.
> devour beefnut
You eat the beefnut.
Your insides immediatly liquify and you die.
GAME OVER
Continue? >>yes no