ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (457)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 23:16

Wake up, sleepy head!

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280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 19:59

expand dong

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 09:53

Smile at pale Luna.

Head east to make our fortune in the Big City.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 16:21

>>280
You attempt to contact Vsauce with some ideas for new DONG episodes, but you find you are lacking a long-distance communications device.

>>281
Pale Luna smiles back.

You move east.

You are on a long, dusty road that seems to have been neglected for many years. Dry, shabby grass grows to either sides, and the stark towers of electrical poles rise to the northern side, carrying energy to the little playhouse. In the silent night, you can almost hear them sizzle faintly. The main road heads east-west, but a fainter fork leads north, and nothing is particularly blocking you from wandering out into the grass.

Large sign is here (pointing north)
You see city lights in the distance (on the eastern horizon)
Possible exits are: east, west, north, south, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 19:54

Climb electrical pole.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 19:58

>>282

>Vsauce

shut the fuck up
stop posting
stop fucking posting

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