ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (457)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5254 23:16

Wake up, sleepy head!

...

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 01:42

how do you wear amnesia?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 01:46

I put on my amnesia and fly away on my rusty dagger, after having stolen all the gems on the five doors.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 01:58

I put on my amnesia and a dagger.
Want to participate in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1200521780/l50 with me?

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 02:03

It's you, DQN Poster #2. I will engage you!

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 02:55

>imbibe rusty dagger

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 09:11

>think about name

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 12:34

Give amnesia to grue.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 12:59

The gure accepeted your offering. You now have:

  • a splitting headache
  • no tea

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:11

use the headache to split the fifth door

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:56

After splitting the door a giant zombie dinosaur comes out and bites off your head.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　GAME OVER
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Continue? >>yes no

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:01

>>yes

Headless, you stumble down a hallway into another room. You are bleeding heavily from your neck stump.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:02

>> yes
            SET NEW NAME: _

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:24

>> stumpy

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:57

WAKE UP, stumpy!

You have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia. It is dark.

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 15:06

>>xyzzy

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 15:10

Nothing happens.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 15:10

After waking up a giant flesh eating rabbit ate all of your flesh. You bled to death.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　GAME OVER
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Continue? >>yes no

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 15:49

>>yes

You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 16:53

Help.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 22:30

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRAP-ASS" a scary voice announced "That's MY candy bar and you know it!"

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 22:53

The Help for this program was created in Windows Help format which was used in previous versions of Windows and is not supported in Windows Vista. If you stole his candy bar you're on your own.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 23:13

install Linux

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 23:15

Wake up, Linux!

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 23:43

install Linux on bento box

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5257 00:56

Delete \Windows_Vista
Install \Windows_XP

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 14:13

Your machine has lost all previous commands due to amnesia.

You have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia. It is dark.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 14:17

You died of a heart attack. Tough luck.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　GAME OVER
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Continue? >>yes no

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:14

>>yes

You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:38

Hug grue

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 16:46

It's super effective!
Grue fainted.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 17:18

　　　　⊂_ヽ､
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　　 　　　　　 ＼ （　冫、） 　　　　　　I cast Dark Ritual
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39 Name: American : 1993-09-5258 17:45

（　・∀・） Then what? Take 3 mana burn?

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 19:59

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　　／＼＼＼　| ノ　　ｌ　ｌ　 ヽ
　（　(ヽ　ヽヽヽ/　　● l　ｌ　●|　I have been summoned!
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　 　　　（　/　＿＿ 　 ヽノ /´>　 )
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41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 20:06

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42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 08:09

get ye flask

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 08:22

quit

44 Name: RPG Advisor : 1993-09-5261 09:30

YOU CAN'T QUIT SPENDING TIME ON GAMES! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 06:24

Restart game.
Set name: ╝╝╝Ì♂!\À○•8◘
CHEAT CODES UNLOCKED

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 06:30

IDDQD

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 06:52

GOD MODE ENABLED
ALL WEAPONS ENABLED
DEBUG MODE EN╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝╝

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 06:54

rape programmer of game with giant dildo

49 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 09:51 

     /⌒ヽ
     oo-っ
    ⊂_  )    programmer casts NIGGER HORSE PLAGUE

♞*.･:∋ _____ )

   ( __     )
  (         |
  |__|___   |
 (___/_______

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 09:57 

     /⌒ヽ
     oo-っ
    ⊂_  )    programmers asshair makes him immune to dildos    
  o_______ )
   ( __     )
  (         |
  |__|___   |
 (___/_______

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 10:31

attack programmer's asshair with +8 greatsword of demon slaying

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 10:39 

 /⌒ヽ
 OO-;っ   asshair recieves 70dmg,
⊂_  )     asshair has died.

o_______ )
( __ )
( |========||=
|__|___ | ┗ (∀ﾟ　)┓
(___/_______ / ＼

53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 10:39 

 /⌒ヽ
 OO-;っ   asshair recieves 70dmg,
⊂_  )     asshair has died.

o_______ )
( __ )
( |========||=
|__|___ | ┗ (∀ﾟ　)┓
(___/_______ / ＼

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 15:06

/⌒ヽ
OO-;っ asshair recieves 70dmg,
⊂_ ) asshair has died.

o_______ )
( __ )
( |========||=
|__|___ | ┗ (∀ﾟ　)┓
(___/_______ / ＼

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 16:09

attack programmer with dildo

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 16:47 

 /⌒ヽ
 xx-っ
⊂_  )    programmer has been defeated

o_______ ) you gained 592exp. would you like to learn "sage"?
( __ )
( |============================================3
|__|___ |
(___/_______

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 17:38

>> no

sage that skill

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 18:04

you used sage
┗ (∀ﾟ)━
/ ＼

┗ ((((((((((((((ﾟ∀ﾟ))))))))))━
////////////// ＼＼＼＼＼＼

┗ (■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■)━

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| ERROR 33024 |
| restarting game |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

59 Name: ♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞♞ : 1993-09-5262 19:16

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60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 21:36

Damn it guys, way to fuck everything up!

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 22:30

This sucks, lets play Battletoads.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 02:34

rape >>61 with dildo

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 03:26

>>61 whines piteously.

>__

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 03:33

rape >>61 with +8 greatsword of demon slaying

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 04:44

>>61 whines piteously.

>__

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 04:55

search for porn

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 06:52

>use knife on own throat__

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 10:10

I can't let you do that, find another way.

>_

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 11:50

> throw knife against wall in such a way that it bounces back toward throat

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5263 15:26

I don't know the word "bounces"

>__

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 00:31

>save

Saving...............game saved.
>Enter dungeon

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 00:40

You enter the dungeon.

You are in a dungeon. Shackles and restraints line the walls. There is a rack full of whips and sex toys in one corner. A light bulb hangs from the ceiling, casting some light. The room is otherwise dark and rather cold.

You see:
Giant pink dildo is here.
Whip is here.
Obese Dominatrix is here.

>_

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 01:10

> break light bulb with whip

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 01:38

It is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by an obese dominatrix.

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 02:20

> throw pink dildo at obese dominatrix

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 02:30

It is too dark to see!

>_

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 02:51

You are likely to be penetrated by a beefnut.

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 03:57

> devour beefnut

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 08:44

You eat the beefnut.
Your insides immediatly liquify and you die.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　GAME OVER
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Continue? >>yes no

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 10:17

> yes

You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.

> restore saved game >>71

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 10:44

> look around

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 15:20

You see a dungeon.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 19:41

> eat dungeon

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 19:55

You're having a hard time getting all of it down.--More--

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 19:57

Stop eating? [yn] (y)

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 20:05

>y
>polymorph into giant sandworm

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 21:41

You transform into your ultimate sandworm form. Unfortunately, you are way too big for the uneaten remnants of the dungeon hallways, and you are squished to death.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　GAME OVER
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Continue? >>yes no

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 22:17

no

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 22:22

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Windows

A fatal exception OE has occurred at 017F:BFF9DFFF.
The current application will be terminated.

  • Press any key to terminate the application
  • Press Ctrl + Alt + Del again to restart your computer. You will
    lose any unsaved information in all applications.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 23:07

You have a worn dagger, rusty armor, and amnesia. It is dark.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 23:11

  • Press FOW button to tell Windows to Fuck Off completely. You will lose nothing of any value.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 23:45

You now have a computer with no OS. All your personal files are intact. What do you wish to do?

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:25

>>92 Install Ubuntu.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:46

Your display device is not recognized! Would you like to
[ ] Try to install your network device so you can download a kernel module
[ ] Write an open-source device driver yourself
[ ] Install Windows XP SP2

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:48

> Write an open-source device driver

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:52

You may only take one of the following to accompany in you in this dangerous quest:
[ ] a +14 vim of shortcutery
[ ] a +11 emacs of completefulness
[ ] a +2 ed of standardity

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 03:02

>+14 vim of shortcutery

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 03:52

that is not enough shortcutterys

99 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:06

> exchange shortcuterys for shortcutterys at an exchange rate of 13%

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 14:10

you have 107.69 shortcutterys minus my commission is 102.30 shortcutterys cash have a good day

101 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 16:29

Use VIM on DEVICE DRIVER

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 16:52

102.30 GET

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 16:47

DEVICE DRIVER launches ILLEGAL OPERATION attack

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 17:39

> Defend with backup disk

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:23

Backup disk fails with CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK

106 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:26

Fuck it, use MAP to locate the APPLE STORE

107 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:32

The entrance of the APPLE STORE is guarded by A RETARDED LOOKING SNAKE.

Would you like to
[] Read SICP
[] Invoke LAMBDA KNIGHTS
[] Run

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