( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?

( ´ω`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.

(・∀・)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
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( ´ω`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

( ・-・) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.

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　 　 　　　 リﾉﾉ从ﾘ　　　　　
　　　　　__ﾉ从//o) Die, you old fuck!　　　　　　
　　　○|＿_ 　kao) 　　　 ∧__∧　。 '
　　　　　　　〉　 ｲ───⌒)゜ω)；・∴
　　　　　 ／　 , -───（つ日~と‐-.､
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　 　 (＿ ／　　　　　　　[i＝=====＝i]

( ´ω`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.

(・∀・) You lost at the poker game again?

( ´ω`) Yeah.

( ´ω`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.

(・∀・) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?

( ´ω`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.

(・∀・) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.

( ・-・) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?

( ´ω`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.

(・∀・) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.

(・∀・) And I do.

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿＿＿　　 /〜ヽ 　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／＼ 　　　　 ＼（・-・；）≡ HAY GUISE! LOOK AT THIS!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼／|￣￣￣￣|と　　ヽ_≡≡
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|　し―--'≡≡ ﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀ・・・・

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 /〜ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂（・-・；)⊃ LOOK! WATCH!
　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿＿＿　Ｏ＿　iミ ｻｯ！
　　　　　　　　／＼ 　　　　 ＼　 ∪ミ
　　　　　　　　＼／|￣￣￣￣|＼
　　　　　　　　　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|　　　　　从从

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　 ＿ /〜ヽ＿_
／＼（・-・ ） 　＼ ARE YOU WATCHING?! LOOK!
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　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡

( ´ω`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.