[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 03:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in the war?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 04:16

(・∀・) To be honest, Grandpa, I never liked you.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 00:24

(・∀・) Grandpa... I still don't like you.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 01:24

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:13

( ´ω`) this thread is special I can fee-ZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:20

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just got done watching Slayers. Is Slayers NEXT just as good?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 19:44

( ´ω`) Yes. It's also just as bad.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 20:44

(・∀・) Grandpa, when will the Emperor of Japan take the throne and conquer the rest of the globe again?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 21:21

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 23:20

(・∀・) Grandpa, hey grandpa, do you know grandpa, when will it be hey grandpa, and I wanted you to know grandpa, because hey grandpa, should I grandpa? Grandpa, why is it grandpa when I hey grandpa, you could say he's grandpa, then grandpa...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 02:15

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961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, quit being a d-bag.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 12:06

( ´ω`) Sonny, quit being a twitching anus.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:01

(・∀・) I can't help it! It's itchy!!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, my name is Junior.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:29

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:43

(・∀・) That's nice, Jimmy

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:46

( ´ω`) That's nice, Junior

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, we've been through alot together, and I just want to ask... Are you really just one poster, or several posters disgusing themselves as one?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 21:08

( ´ω`) It shall forever be a mystery.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:46

(・∀・) Dammit Grandpa, I need closure!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 01:05

( ´ω`) Well, I need considerable medical care, but I don't see you ponying up for that!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 16:21

(・∀・) It's my birthday, what did you get for me?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 17:06

( ´ω`) You ain't a kid no more. I didn't get you jack. Be a man, get a job and start buying me presents for once in your life you worthless little shit.

*grumbles* Kids, today. No respect for their elders. I swear.*grumbles*

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 18:44

(・∀・) Who is jack, Grandpa? And why did you say grumbles two times? And where were you when you said that?

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:09

( ´ω`) Jack is your brother. You see Junior, you had a brother, but you ate him while you still were inside your mother's womb.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:10

( ´ω`) And now you have cancer or someZZZzzzZZZ

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:55

(屮゚Д゚)屮 NOOOO! GRANDPA YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW! THIS THREAD HAS TO END ON A HIGH NOTE!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 16:14

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:12

(・∀・) Okay, jeez... no need to sleep angrily at me about it.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:25

( ´ω`) I had another dream about the war.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 04:57

( ´ω`) The sky was full of stars, and every star was an exploding ship - one of ours. That idiot squadron leader of ours went full out ramming speed at the nearest enemy ship, and got tractored inside. Soon after that, the fighting stopped.

( ´ω`) Then it started up again.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 06:04

(・∀・) Star Wars?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:08

( ´ω`) I played Sulu.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:58

( ´ω`) Played him for a fool, I did!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 12:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, when we play River City Ransom, why do you always have to be Ryan? I wanna be Ryan!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 20:23

( ´ω`) As soon as you find a friend your age who wants to play with you, you can be Ryan. Until then, you're stuck with whatsisname.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, how ya gonna end dis here threadizzle?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:15

( ´ω`) Some shitstain is going to make a bunch of worthless filler posts and then quickly make thread XIII in order to have the "honor" of ending this thread and creating the next. After that I'll pretend to be a zombie for a while before we settle back into our comfortable routine.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 17:13

(・∀・) Shall we get started then?

990 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5720 18:14

There's no time like the present.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:33

( ・-・) Remember when I ended the thread? That was awesome.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:53

( ´ω`) This thread has already ended, junior.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:56

( ´゚ω。`) and so has my life

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 21:28

(・∀・) You always sucked, Grandpa.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:19

(・∀・) Grandpa, we still have 5 more posts, not counting this one.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:24

( ´ω`) Someone forgot the worthless filler posts before starting 13 and making zombie jokes.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:30

( ・-・) I'm totally going to 1000get this thread!

( ・-・) DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:31

(・∀・) Should I tell him, Grandpa?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:32

( ´ω`) Tell who what now?

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