[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:42

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:47

( ´ω`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:09

(・∀・)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:11

( ´ω`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:57

( ・-・) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 03:39

　　　　　　(⌒)～ﾍ　　　　　
　 　 　　　 リﾉﾉ从ﾘ　　　　　
　　　　　__ﾉ从//o) Die, you old fuck!　　　　　　
　　　○|＿_ 　kao) 　　　 ∧__∧　。 '
　　　　　　　〉　 ｲ───⌒)゜ω)；・∴
　　　　　 ／　 , -───（つ日~と‐-.､
　 　 　／ 　／　　　　　(´　　　　　　　 )
　 　 (＿ ／　　　　　　　[i＝=====＝i]

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:11

( ´ω`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:30

(・∀・) You lost at the poker game again?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:32

( ´ω`) Yeah.

( ´ω`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:04

(・∀・) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 22:46

( ´ω`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:09

(・∀・) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:08

( ・-・) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 15:48

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:31

( ´ω`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:32

(・∀・) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.

(・∀・) And I do.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:35

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿＿＿　　 /～ヽ 　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／＼ 　　　　 ＼（・-・；）≡ HAY GUISE! LOOK AT THIS!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼／|￣￣￣￣|と　　ヽ_≡≡
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|　し―--'≡≡ ﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀ・・・・

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 /～ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂（・-・；)⊃ LOOK! WATCH!
　　　　　　　　　 ＿＿＿＿　Ｏ＿　iミ ｻｯ！
　　　　　　　　／＼ 　　　　 ＼　 ∪ミ
　　　　　　　　＼／|￣￣￣￣|＼
　　　　　　　　　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|　　　　　从从

　　　　＿　
　 ＿ /～ヽ＿_
／＼（・-・ ） 　＼ ARE YOU WATCHING?! LOOK!
＼／|￣∪￣￣|＼　　　　　(´⌒(´
　 ＼|＿＿＿＿|≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:49

( ´ω`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:40

(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 01:32

( ´ω`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 02:19

(・∀・) I'll never do it again, I swear!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:08

(・∀・) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:12

　　　　　You think I forgot?
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:19

( ・-・) You want me to call Child Services?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16

( ´ω`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 22:38

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Grbbrr.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 02:02

( ´ω`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 13:49

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) nomvobrbr strrrr.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 15:29

( ´ω`) Very good.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 16:58

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is there a zombie in here with us?

(・∀・) Is he going to eat us?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:03

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Performs eat on (・∀・).

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:04

( ´ω`) Welp.

( ´ω`) We're gonna need another Junior!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:19

((,,#ﾟдﾟ) nomvobrbr poopyhead strrrr

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ﾟДﾟ) < growr sowwy owr owr owr owr

(・∀・) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 23:03

( ´ω`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 00:11

(・∀・) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 01:51

( ´ω`) Nigga please

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 05:19

( ´ω`) Have some cheese.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 07:00

(・∀・) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 15:31

( ´ω`) Put on your glasses and act all weak and pathetic.

( ´ω`) All you really need to do is put on your glasses.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:05

(●∀●) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 04:40

( ●ω●) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 05:17

(●∀●) Black artists stopped singing and now they just recite horrible city poetry over the mad beetz.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 08:03

(・∀・) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:26

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzz

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 00:20

(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:19

( ´ω`) whub,. waht?uhhh mr ed had peanut butter to talk and...an.....ZZZZZZZZZZ

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:25

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148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 14:26

　　Λ＿Λ　　＼＼ grrbrr
　 ((,,#ﾟдﾟ)　　　|　|　
　と　　　　）　 　 |　|
　　 Ｙ　/ノ　　　 人
　　　 /　）　 　 < 　>_Λ∩
　 ＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀ω´）/
　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/　ガツ

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 18:50

　　　　　You think I'd fall for that again?
　 　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 22:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is the sky?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:09

( ´ω`) If it weren't, we wouldn't be able to

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is a chicken?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:01

( ´ω`) Because your mommy and daddy didn't love each other.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:39

(・∀・) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:49

(　･ิω･ิ) He sure loves my money.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 19:49

( ´ω`) I brought you into this world. YOU OWE ME!!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:02

(　･ิω･ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 17:20

( ´ω`) You never had a mom, ClonePrototypePa.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:21

(　･ิω･ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:49

( ´ω`) Well, by "mom" you mean "vat" and by "nine months" you mean about six hours.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 21:17

( ・-・) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 16:14

(・∀・) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 17:41

( ´ω`) Teddy Baby!

|彡

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:10

( ・-・) Good, now watch me derail this thread.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Etou...

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:29

( ´ω`) It was the wrong Ted. My friend Ted Kennedy is still tending bar right where he's supposed to be.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

( ´ω`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 22:49

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha Grandpa! You use a meme!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 00:21

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) I'm totally kopipeing that all over 4chan right now.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 11:55

( ´ω`) When I was...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:09

( ・-・) a young boy

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:10

(　･ิω･ิ) my father

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:24

(・∀・) worked at

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:43

( ・ω・) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( ´ω`) Yes. Treat yourself to a suicide booth when you get back to the compound.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( ・ω・) Yay!

|彡

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 16:52

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Clonepa so rudely interrupted whatever it was we were doing?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 17:36

( ´ω`) Too much 4chan faggotry.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 21:02

(・∀・) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!

(・∀・) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!

(>∀<) XD

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 21:10

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.

( ´ω`) I would know.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 23:52

( ´ω`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:24

(・∀・) It shames me that you know that, Grandpa.

(・∀・) IT SHAMES ME!!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:15

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:35

( ・-・) Nuh-uh.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:14

(・∀・) If the narrator says it, it must be true.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:46

( ・-・) I disagr-

( x-x)

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:12

( ・-・)つ x x　　＜　Where'd these x's come from?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:13

(・∀・) Do you even bother to skim the scripts before you show up?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 05:22

( ・-・) It's more fun to wing it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 12:09

( ・-・) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:29

-=YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WON=-

-=BUT I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH YET!!!!=-

-=x x=-

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:39

( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:55

( ・-・) I claim credit for the epic derailing of etherchan, whatever that is.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you even in this thread any more?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:07

( ・-・) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:53

( ・-・) Grandpa's so dumb he thinks mitochondria are

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) ....

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) He's right behind me isn't he?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:03

( ´ω`)つ ( ・-・) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:21

(・∀・) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

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　　　　　（　　,)∩　　＜　 200get!
　　　　　丿　 ノ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　 　 O　　.つ
　　　　　し~

　　　彡


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　　　　　（　・-)∩　　＜　God dammit.
　　　　　丿　 ノ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　 　 O　　.つ〟
　　　　　し~


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200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa! I brought you a 200get for Tuesday!
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