[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:34 [No]

( ´ω`) You know that my shadowy secret past is under NDA, Sonny.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:58 [No]

( ・-・) You were a clonepa just a minute ago.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:23 [No]

(( ´ω`) I have no idea what you're talking about.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:17 [No]

(・∀・) Leave Grandpa alone!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:54 [No]

( ・ω・) Oh, yeah. Before Grandpa went to Hel, he asked me personally in his last will and testament to replace him.

( ・ω・) I'm Clonepa #46. I hope to get along with you all.

ｓｈｕｆｆｌｅｓｈｕｆｆｌｅ

( ´ω`) Yeah! Leave Gr-me alone!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 19:36 [No]

( ´ω`) So just what is the deal with airline peanuts?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes sir Mr. Blisterworm sir!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 03:04 [No]

|ω`) ....

|ω`) All according to plan.

|彡

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 04:07 [No]

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710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 16:58 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the British hadn't colonized Australia, where would all the Australians be today?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 17:05 [No]

( ´ω`) They wouldn't

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:11 [No]

(・∀・) Would too!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Obviously beatings aren't working anymore...

fwip

( ´( ・∀・) OH GOD GRANDPA OKAY THEY WOULDN'T JUST GET OUT

plop

( ´ω`) I'm glad we agree regarding this matter.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 17:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:33 [No]

(´ω`) I know not who am us, but I know we ain't them.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:37 [No]

>>715

( ´ω`) Grotesquepa?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 21:50 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you okay? Did you have another visual hallucination? How many fingers am I holding up?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 23:48 [No]

( ´ω`) You don't even have fingers. None of us do.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 00:50 [No]

(☄ ﾟ ∀ﾟ)☄ Oh, then what are these?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 01:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Well played, Krueger.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 02:03 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you never give me credit for anything.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Because you never do anything of credit, Junior.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:12 [No]

(・∀・) That's because I'm responsible financially and never acquire any debts.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Good thing, too. I gambled away the last of your college fund in Vegas last weekend.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 05:54 [No]

( ´ω`) I bet the whole thing on 23.

( ´ω`) It came up 5.

( ´ω`) Community college for you, boy.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:08 [No]

(・∀・) I'm going to be an astronaut when I grow up!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 15:29 [No]

( ´ω`) No you won't. You'll be a night manager at a Dunkin' Donuts shop.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 17:01 [No]

(・∀・) No Dunkin' Donuts in Brasila! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 05:36 [No]

( ´ω`) What does that even mean? Junior, have you been in the medicine cabinet again?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 05:41 [No]

(・∀・) You locked me in there!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:42 [No]

(・∀・) No, just this strange bottle with hard-to-make-out writing on it!

(・∀・) Medicinal C... Co... Cocai...

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:52 [No]

(・∀・) Why are you keeping the coco butter locked up?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 07:10 [No]

( ´ω`) You can't trick yourself out of this one, Junior. Keep on looking or I'll flush the key.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 10:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it rain over the ocean? I mean, the ocean can't get any wetter so why hog all the rain?

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:08 [No]

(・∀・) how is babby formed?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:27 [No]

(・∀・) I found your alzheimers meds. They're in this bottle marked "Rat Poison"

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 17:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Good! Go and give them to your mother. She's been a little frisky lately.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:10 [No]

(・∀・) Yeah. They're in this bag marked "Cheese Doodles."

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 22:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many languages can you speak at once?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 04:11 [No]

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:43 [No]

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) While he's asleep, I'll steal his fortune!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 05:46 [No]

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzZzzitsnotzZzintherejuniorzzzzhehehezzzzZZZzz

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you sleep so much?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 17:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, why do you wake me up so much?

( ´ω`) I aughta smack you.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 17:48 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why can't you spell "oughta"?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 00:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Google took over the internet?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 01:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Grand. 9600 baud modems and you could have a nap inbetween page loads ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 02:05 [No]

(・∀・) Good idea, Grandpa! I could sure use a nap right about now.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 17:34 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) Now that they're asleep, my plan can begin!

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 23:26 [No]

(・∀・) Wow, you still exist?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 00:34 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) ^Yes I a
m
here again hello how are ^you ~~I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL~~

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 13:03 [No]

(・∀・) arn't you mr warm guy?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 15:26 [No]

( ´ω`) No, he's Smug Fathead (Annoying). There is no Mr. Warm Guy character.

( ´ω`) Not yet.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, am I the only DQN that doesn't care about Touhou?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Who's toho?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:33 [No]

(・∀・) Toho is the company that made Godzilla, but that is completely different from Touhou.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 02:33 [No]

( ´ω`) I see.

( ´ω`) So who's toho?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:23 [No]

(・∀・) Toto is the company that builds the world's most best 1.6 gallon toilet. They say it can suck down 1.5 courics in one flush.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 19:19 [No]

(　･ω･) I wish I had a toho toilet.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 23:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, I could shit like a draft horse.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 04:58 [No]

(・∀・) Tell me more about your day.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:03 [No]

( ´ω`) That was pretty much it.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you always act like such a jeckazz?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:16 [No]

( ´ω`) because Reimu is my illegitimate daughter, and your step-sister.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 05:47 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're a dirty old pervert and I hate you.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 22:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, you can just eat my dog's bedspread, snottymouth.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 01:50 [No]

(・∀・) Ewww.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 06:38 [No]

(・∀・) You don't have a dog Grandpa. Or a bedspread.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 19:06 [No]

(　･ω･) Hey Junior, I just found your erotic diary.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 01:30 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, think about the texture of tonight's lasagna. Kinda bedspready, wouldn't you say?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 17:54 [No]

(・∀・) Happy New y-

(・∀・) Oh, nevermind. Still September.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 12:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, those named people keep watching me when I go to the bathroom.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 15:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Good, good.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 20:36 [No]

(・∀・) I can't pee when people are watching!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 04:10 [No]

( ´ω`) But the question is, can you watch when people are peeing?

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 04:37 [No]

(・∀・) I guess so.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 15:05 [No]

( ´ω`) So why can't you pee when they watch you?

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 23:45 [No]

(・∀・) I forgot what I was going to say.

(・∀・) 780get, I guess.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 01:02 [No]

( ´ω`) Here, go take some of my Alzheimer's medication. It's in the bottle marked "Rat Poison".

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 01:29 [No]

(・∀・) Thanks Grandp- oooooo, you almost got me!

(・∀・) They're actually in the Cheese Doodles bag!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 07:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Noooooooooo I was saving those!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 12:00 [No]

(・∀・) Oh, sorry. I gave them to >>1.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 03:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Well you march right over there and get them back!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 09:58 [No]

(・∀・) Why arnt we on the front page anymore?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 20:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Because our conversation starts to get boring, idiot!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I need help with my math homework. What's the proof for Fermat's Last Theorem?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Ferment? You have homework about alcohol now?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:47 [No]

(・∀・) Not until college.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:50 [No]

( ´ω`) I already told you that you won't go to college until i win my money back!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:52 [No]

(・∀・) I guess I'll go to welding school instead.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 23:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Name even ONE girl that would marry you! You'll die as a virgin unless you zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 00:23 [No]

(・∀・) Unless what?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:37 [No]

( ´ω`) I told you once.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:55 [No]

(・∀・) But i don't remember, Grandpa! Please tell me!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:01 [No]

( ´ω`)

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Unless you...

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:15 [No]

( ・-・) 800get!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Unless you 800get, yes.

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