[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 17:34

(・∀・) Now see what you've done, Mittens? He's hallucinating!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:43

( ´ω`) Screw this.
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:05

(・∀・) Bring back Grandpa! I have a lot of questions for him!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:08

( ・ω・) Ask me instead!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 00:35

(・∀・) Okay. Clonepa, what was life like before the internet?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 02:06

( ・ω・) I don't know, I wasn't around back then.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 02:39

(・∀・) Why are you such a butt, Clonepa?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 16:58

( ・ω・) I don't know, I don't even have an anus.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 10:35

( ´ω`) Someone threw me down a flight of stairs. I think it was that ugly gentleman over there.

( ・ω・) I did nothing of the sort!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:33

(・∀・) Why did you throw Grandpa down the stairs, Clonepa?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 15:59

( ・ω・) I wondered if he might bounce like a beach ball.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 00:48

( ・ω・) Go on! Ask me a q-
-voot-
( ´ω`) Alright already, I'm back.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 01:49

(・∀・) Oh.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 04:06

(・∀・) I'm out of questions.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 05:44

( ´ω`) ...

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 05:44

( ・ω・)

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 21:24

( ´ω`) Just as well, it's afternoon nap time.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 14:01

(・∀・) Why do you sleep so often, Grandpa?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 19:36

( ´ω`) z

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:22

(・∀・) Hey! Grandpa! Wake up!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:53

( `ω´) ZZZ

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:04

(・∀・) Wait, how can someone sleep in capital letters?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:32

( `ω´) I SAID ZZZ

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:55

(・∀・) Jeez, Sorrrrreeeeeee pops.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 23:01

　　　　　ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　`ω´)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:46

(#)∀・) Grandpa, why do you always hit me so hard?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 12:05

( ´ω`) When you were a little baby you always sang a song called "Hit me hard and hit me fast"

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 12:08

　　　　　You woke me up yet again!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　`ω´)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:15

(#)∀・) I'm calling Child Services!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:24

( ´ω`) Be sure to remind them it's their turn to bring the beer.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:28

KNOCK KNOCK
THIS IS CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES, OPEN UP
JUST KIDDING!

(//･ ヮ･)\ Hey gramps I brought a kegger!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:54

( ´ω`) Stop, who are you and what do you do in my house? Junior, give me my longsword!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 22:35

(#)∀[-]) The swelling has blocked the blood from flowing to my other eye! I can't see a thing!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 22:49

( ・-・) Everybody stand back, I am a doctor! Junior, how many fingers am I holding up?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 01:40

(#)∀[-]) Rabbits don't have fingers.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 04:48

(#)∀[-]) owwww...
-pop-
(・∀・) Oh, hey, I'm all better for some reason!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 16:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it overcast and 44°out right now?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 22:07

( ´ω`) Because your mother never loved you, Junior.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:19

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889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 06:28

( ・-・) >>888 八八八 is a lucky number in China

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:08

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is 八八八 a lucky number in China?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:27

( ´ω`) Because they're a stupid bunch of uneducated peasants, Junior.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 21:13

(　 ｀ハ´) Do not call my people a "stupid bunch of uneducated peasants", le!

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 21:58

( ´ω`) Coke brings your ancestors back from the dead!

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 05:35

(　 ｀ハ´) It does?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 06:23

(・∀・) Grandpa I just wanted to let you know I love you.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5660 21:31

( ´ω`) That's nice, Junior.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 04:39

(・∀・) A little reciprocation would be nice.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 04:48

( ´ω`) Who are you?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 06:42

( ・-・) Your landlord. You owe me 900get for the rent.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 11:22

( ´ω`) I don't think so. This 900get is way too delicious.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 14:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, why can you eat gets?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:36

( ´ω`) Yes, but it takes years of training..

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 18:57

(・∀・) I thought they were currency, though.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 22:58

( ´ω`) I once had a dog...

(・∀・) ...

( ´ω`) ...

(・∀・) ...and?

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 11:40

(・∀・) You know, Granpa... I have the feeling that you are not sleepy. You have alzheimer's and try to hide it by pretending to fall asleep every time you forget something!

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 14:56

( ´ω`) Who are you again, and what are you doing in my thread?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 17:22

(・∀・) I'm Junior. I set 'em up, and you knock 'em out of the park!

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:13

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　　　　　　　　　Σ>(　ﾟハﾟ) ... don't mind me ...

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 03:53

( ´ω`) Junior, why is there a catfish swimming in my thread?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 14:34

(・∀・) Because the diararhea-level reached a certai-Wait! I am the one asking questions!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 15:20

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　　　　　┣ヽ ￣　/ (･ω･)┣∧
　　　　　┣━━╋━╋━┫┃
　　　　　┣､ﾊ,,､ ＼(. ＼ ノ╋∧
(・∀・)つ┗┻━━┻━┻━┛
Grandpa, I found a Clonepa model!

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 18:44

( ´ω`) That's not me, Junior, that's a terrist.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 19:26

(・∀・) I'm gonna build it and then set it free on an unsuspecting world!

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:02

( ´ω`) Go for it.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 01:30

Go man, go!
(・∀・)つ (･ω･)

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 02:30

(・∀・)つ (´ω`)

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:11

( ´・__・) Hi, dear.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:12

( ´ω`) What the hell do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 15:40

( ´・__・) Your alimony check is late again.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 17:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you going to die when this thread closes?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:16

( ´ω`) I die a little inside every time a thread closes, Junior.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 00:50

( ´ω`) But what I'm actually going to do is turn into a zombie.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:18

(・∀・) Really? but what would you look like then?

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:31

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) hrrrrrrmmmmm

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:38

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　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　brainzzz

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:02

( ´ω`) "Keep on truckin'" is our motto of the year at the nursing home's zombie flash mob!

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 06:20

( ´ω`) Good times...

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:07

( ´ω`) Fun for all ages...

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:59

(・∀・) Keep on truckin'!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 12:06

( ´ω`) Shut your whore mouth, Junior.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 01:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite flavor of paint?

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 03:39

( ´ω`) When you're as old as me, they all taste like styrofoam.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 15:55

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa! Hey, Grandpa!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 16:34

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) What?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 18:02

(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You suck.
(・∀・) TEE HEE.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 19:04

( ´ω`) That's very clever, Junior. Why don't you go try it on that cop over there?

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:06

(・∀・) I'm not falling for that trick twice!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 04:31

( ´ω`)ﾉ(・∀・) I am also not pulling on your finger again!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 06:59

( ´ω`) No, that's my dick.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 14:40

>>939
(・∀・) Really? You might want to get that checked out then.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 19:45

( ´ω`) It's lasted more than 4 hours...

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 14:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, isn't it tragical that you have less than 60 posts left to live until you turn into a zombie?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 03:55

( ´ω`) Yes. Yes it is.

( ´ω`) Mind-numbingly tragical.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 04:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, how has it been 12 threads and you're just turning into a zombie now?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 05:42

( ´ω`) I lost the antidote.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 13:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, when you're a zombie, will you still be able to answer my questions?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 14:24

( ´ω`) Probably, but the answers will be very slow, and very simmilar.

( ´ω`) Like "................BrrrrrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSssss........."

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 20:31

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I steal content and pass it off as my own.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 22:04

( ´ω`) It's so easy, you're doing it right now!

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