[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 23:17

( ・-・)!!!!!!!!!!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 23:51

(・∀・) Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnn

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 02:16

(・∀・) Wait, I don't understand.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 16:22

(　ﾒ-･ิ) It was horrible. Horrible, I tell you!

(　ﾒ-･ิ) At first, the sex was great, but those high squeaky voices just NEVER STOPPED

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 16:45

( ´ω`) Hey.

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Sup?

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 17:11

( ・-・) ... daddy?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 19:51

( ・-・) When did you get that awesome scar? Just a few hundred September days ago you were looking normal.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:32

NEW CHARACTER ALERT WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:33

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Scar? I- OH MY GOD IT IS SPREADING

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:33

(　ﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒ-･ิ) HGHwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:37

( ´ω`) That's the cancer!

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:58

(・∀・) I'm not an idiot, grandpa.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 23:03

( ´ω`) oh you!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:04

(　ﾒ-･ิ) So anyways, Beady, you're the illegitimate child of a Kyoto whore and a prisoner of war and nobody loves you.

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Ta!

|彡

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:20

(・∀・) Bye!

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask you the same question you give me a different answer?

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:28

( ´ω`) It all has to do with context, kid.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 14:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask what the context is you never tell me?

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 16:38

( ´ω`) If you'd pay more attention to your surroundings, you wouldn't need me to tell you every stupid little thing, you stupid little thing!

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 21:22

( ・-・) Wow, just wow... my mom was a geisha and my dad a war hero. He should run for president.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 22:16

( ´ω`) Anyone could buy your mom at a 100yen shop.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 02:37

( ・-・) NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 10:51

( ´ω`) Wait, Beady Eyes, just how old are you?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 12:25

( ・-・) Old enough to have voted for Strom Thurmond.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 14:22

( ・-・) I was derailing threads when the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 14:28

( ๏_๏) Rabbits only live to be about ten years.

( ๏_๏) If they're lucky.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 15:14

( ・-・) Silence peon! I have derailed Death itself!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 23:26

( x-x) -urk-

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 01:59

( ´ω`) I might as well stop trying it seems....

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 03:53

(・∀・) I still love you, Grandpa!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 07:31

( ´ω`) Who?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 11:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Alzheimers?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 14:31

( ´ω`) There were more pancakes.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 14:39

( ˃ ヮ˂) Let them eat pancakes! giggles

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's good to be the queen.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 23:58

( ´ω`) Back in my days, there were no queens. We dragged the ladies by the hair.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 13:07

(・∀・) And how did women's liberation affect that?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 13:59

( ´ω`) The rise of male pattern baldness.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 19:19

(・∀・) Do male baldness patterns tessellate?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 23:25

( ´ω`) Only when everybody's combovers match up.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 01:53

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Im the Doctor.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 15:53

( ´ω`) No, Me doctor, You Mrs. Bertanshaw.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 01:24

(・∀・) Way to kill the thread with a moldy python reference, Grampa!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 18:09

( ´ω`) Don't talk back to me!

( ´ω`) I'm old and I can't handle it anymore!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 19:35

( ・-・) Your gimmick is sure old.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 21:34

(・∀・) Does this means that I'm old too?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 03:51

( ´ω`) You're twelve and a half threads old. Not bad for someone born in this very month of September 1993.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 15:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the number of the beast?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 22:47

( ´ω`) >>666

666 Name: Stan : 1993-09-5536 00:44

Hey guys, just passing through from Saitama. Anybody know where I can find a daycare center?

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 04:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, is John McCain really too old to be President?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 04:51

( ´ω`) Junior, John McCain is too old to die.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, who is >>666?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 14:39

( ´ω`) Junior, it's rude to stare at the unfortunate people who were born without a face.

( ´ω`) >>666 is a grotesque freak so don't stare at him.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 15:02

( ´ω`) Did I mention that you shouldn't stare at >>666 because he's disgusting?

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 15:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay for me to be gay?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 16:19

( ´ω`)Д・) Of course it is, Junior.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:24

(・∀・) I meant as in happy and carefree!

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:56

( `ω´) ABSOLUTELY NOT!

( ´ω`) We're plunging into a worldwide depression, Junior. No happiness allowed.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:58

( ´ω`) I have no grandson!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 21:29

( ´ω`) Who am I?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 21:30

( ´ω`) ZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZzZzZzzzzzz

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:10

( ´ω`) Damned gooks!

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:11

( `ω´) During the war, I lost my legs to those sub-humans!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 02:41

( `ω´) I'll moidalize the bums!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:20

(・∀・) Shut up, you blithering butt.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 14:15

(・∀・) Grandpa, I regret to inform you, but you have prostate cancer.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 16:44

(・∀・) I noticed it when you shoved my head up your ass yesterday.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 20:24

( ´ω`) You had it coming.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 21:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do mittens float under the table?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 04:35

( ´ω`) She had it coming.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 06:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the poridge bird lay its eggs in the air?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 08:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, i am happy!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 09:03

( ´ω`) About time. It took over XII threads.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 17:19

( ´ω`) As to >>688, I never found out what that leprechaun scam was about.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 15:20

〔 =0=〕 -I HAVE RETURNED GRANDPA-

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 15:52

( ´ω`) I'm ready to die. Take me to hell.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 17:43

〔 =0=〕 -ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY NIFTY NEW ARMOR PLATES-

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 22:48

(・∀・) But you have so much more to teach us, Grandpa!!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 15:17

( ´ω`) Okay, one last lesson.

( ´ω`) You suck.

( ´ω`) I'm packing my bags and heading for Hell.

|彡 Bye!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 17:00

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　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　Thank you.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 20:05

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Hey, Satan. How's business?
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699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:28

( ・ω・) Where's Gran-

( ・ω・) I feel funny.

((( ˃ ω˂))) wuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawugga

-DING-

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:29

(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!

(・∀・) What was life like before the internet?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:34

( ´ω`) You know that my shadowy secret past is under NDA, Sonny.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:58

( ・-・) You were a clonepa just a minute ago.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:23

(( ´ω`) I have no idea what you're talking about.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:17

(・∀・) Leave Grandpa alone!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:54

( ・ω・) Oh, yeah. Before Grandpa went to Hel, he asked me personally in his last will and testament to replace him.

( ・ω・) I'm Clonepa #46. I hope to get along with you all.

ｓｈｕｆｆｌｅｓｈｕｆｆｌｅ

( ´ω`) Yeah! Leave Gr-me alone!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 19:36

( ´ω`) So just what is the deal with airline peanuts?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:10

( ´ω`) Yes sir Mr. Blisterworm sir!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 03:04

|ω`) ....

|ω`) All according to plan.

|彡

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 04:07

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710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 16:58

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the British hadn't colonized Australia, where would all the Australians be today?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 17:05

( ´ω`) They wouldn't

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:11

(・∀・) Would too!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:34

( ´ω`) Obviously beatings aren't working anymore...

fwip

( ´( ・∀・) OH GOD GRANDPA OKAY THEY WOULDN'T JUST GET OUT

plop

( ´ω`) I'm glad we agree regarding this matter.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 17:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:33

(´ω`) I know not who am us, but I know we ain't them.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:37

>>715

( ´ω`) Grotesquepa?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 21:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you okay? Did you have another visual hallucination? How many fingers am I holding up?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 23:48

( ´ω`) You don't even have fingers. None of us do.
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