[Part XII] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 15:40

( LE__E) Your alimony check is late again.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 17:59

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you going to die when this thread closes?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:16

( LƒΦ`) I die a little inside every time a thread closes, Junior.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 00:50

( LƒΦ`) But what I'm actually going to do is turn into a zombie.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:18

(EΝE) Really? but what would you look like then?

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:31

( LίƒΦί`) hrrrrrrmmmmm

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:38

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926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:02

( LƒΦ`) "Keep on truckin'" is our motto of the year at the nursing home's zombie flash mob!

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 06:20

( LƒΦ`) Good times...

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:07

( LƒΦ`) Fun for all ages...

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:59

(EΝE) Keep on truckin'!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 12:06

( LƒΦ`) Shut your whore mouth, Junior.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 01:34

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's your favorite flavor of paint?

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 03:39

( LƒΦ`) When you're as old as me, they all taste like styrofoam.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 15:55

(EΝE) Hey, Grandpa! Hey, Grandpa!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 16:34

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) What?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 18:02

(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) You suck.
(EΝE) TEE HEE.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 19:04

( LƒΦ`) That's very clever, Junior. Why don't you go try it on that cop over there?

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:06

(EΝE) I'm not falling for that trick twice!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 04:31

( LƒΦ`)Ι(EΝE) I am also not pulling on your finger again!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 06:59

( LƒΦ`) No, that's my dick.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 14:40

>>939
(EΝE) Really? You might want to get that checked out then.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 19:45

( LƒΦ`) It's lasted more than 4 hours...

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 14:34

(EΝE) Grandpa, isn't it tragical that you have less than 60 posts left to live until you turn into a zombie?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 03:55

( LƒΦ`) Yes. Yes it is.

( LƒΦ`) Mind-numbingly tragical.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 04:33

(EΝE) Grandpa, how has it been 12 threads and you're just turning into a zombie now?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 05:42

( LƒΦ`) I lost the antidote.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 13:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, when you're a zombie, will you still be able to answer my questions?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 14:24

( LƒΦ`) Probably, but the answers will be very slow, and very simmilar.

( LƒΦ`) Like "................BrrrrrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSssss........."

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 20:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I steal content and pass it off as my own.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 22:04

( LƒΦ`) It's so easy, you're doing it right now!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 03:00

(EΝE) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in the war?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 04:16

(EΝE) To be honest, Grandpa, I never liked you.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 00:24

(EΝE) Grandpa... I still don't like you.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 01:24

( LƒΦ`) That's nice, Jimmy.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:13

( LƒΦ`) this thread is special I can fee-ZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, I just got done watching Slayers. Is Slayers NEXT just as good?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 19:44

( LƒΦ`) Yes. It's also just as bad.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 20:44

(EΝE) Grandpa, when will the Emperor of Japan take the throne and conquer the rest of the globe again?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 21:21

( LƒΦ`) That's nice, Jimmy.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 23:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, hey grandpa, do you know grandpa, when will it be hey grandpa, and I wanted you to know grandpa, because hey grandpa, should I grandpa? Grandpa, why is it grandpa when I hey grandpa, you could say he's grandpa, then grandpa...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 02:15

( LƒΦ`) Sonny, did I ever tell you about the time I Anal virgin girl, analsex video, ass traffic, anal sex virgin pic, anal destruction. Twitching anus, bare ass, aria giovanni fisting, dennis leary asshole

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, quit being a d-bag.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 12:06

( LƒΦ`) Sonny, quit being a twitching anus.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:01

(EΝE) I can't help it! It's itchy!!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, my name is Junior.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:29

( LƒΦ`) That's nice, Jimmy.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:43

(EΝE) That's nice, Jimmy

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:46

( LƒΦ`) That's nice, Junior

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:30

(EΝE) Grandpa, we've been through alot together, and I just want to ask... Are you really just one poster, or several posters disgusing themselves as one?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 21:08

( LƒΦ`) It shall forever be a mystery.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:46

(EΝE) Dammit Grandpa, I need closure!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 01:05

( LƒΦ`) Well, I need considerable medical care, but I don't see you ponying up for that!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 16:21

(EΝE) It's my birthday, what did you get for me?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 17:06

( LƒΦ`) You ain't a kid no more. I didn't get you jack. Be a man, get a job and start buying me presents for once in your life you worthless little shit.

*grumbles* Kids, today. No respect for their elders. I swear.*grumbles*

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 18:44

(EΝE) Who is jack, Grandpa? And why did you say grumbles two times? And where were you when you said that?

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:09

( LƒΦ`) Jack is your brother. You see Junior, you had a brother, but you ate him while you still were inside your mother's womb.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:10

( LƒΦ`) And now you have cancer or someZZZzzzZZZ

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:55

(›£ί„Dί)›£ NOOOO! GRANDPA YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW! THIS THREAD HAS TO END ON A HIGH NOTE!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 16:14

( `ƒΦL) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:12

(EΝE) Okay, jeez... no need to sleep angrily at me about it.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:25

( LƒΦ`) I had another dream about the war.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 04:57

( LƒΦ`) The sky was full of stars, and every star was an exploding ship - one of ours. That idiot squadron leader of ours went full out ramming speed at the nearest enemy ship, and got tractored inside. Soon after that, the fighting stopped.

( LƒΦ`) Then it started up again.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 06:04

(EΝE) Star Wars?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:08

( LƒΦ`) I played Sulu.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:58

( LƒΦ`) Played him for a fool, I did!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 12:12

(EΝE) Grandpa, when we play River City Ransom, why do you always have to be Ryan? I wanna be Ryan!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 20:23

( LƒΦ`) As soon as you find a friend your age who wants to play with you, you can be Ryan. Until then, you're stuck with whatsisname.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, how ya gonna end dis here threadizzle?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:15

( LƒΦ`) Some shitstain is going to make a bunch of worthless filler posts and then quickly make thread XIII in order to have the "honor" of ending this thread and creating the next. After that I'll pretend to be a zombie for a while before we settle back into our comfortable routine.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 17:13

(EΝE) Shall we get started then?

990 Name: ( LƒΦ`) : 1993-09-5720 18:14

There's no time like the present.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:33

( E-E) Remember when I ended the thread? That was awesome.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:53

( LƒΦ`) This thread has already ended, junior.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:56

( LίƒΦ‘`) and so has my life

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 21:28

(EΝE) You always sucked, Grandpa.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:19

(EΝE) Grandpa, we still have 5 more posts, not counting this one.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:24

( LƒΦ`) Someone forgot the worthless filler posts before starting 13 and making zombie jokes.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:30

( E-E) I'm totally going to 1000get this thread!

( E-E) DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:31

(EΝE) Should I tell him, Grandpa?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:32

( LƒΦ`) Tell who what now?

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