[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (501)

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 20:20

>>277
I'd win.
Given that the penguin is still a common and irrational creature, I'd run away until I reached a penguin of the opposite sex that aroused its instincts. As it gets distracted, I'd hug it from behind and stab and stab and stab and stab and stab and stab.

>>278
An angered elderly mathematics professor vs. a hungry overweight lady on a mart cart, both fighting over a pack of sausages.

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